History Funny / MortalKombatX

* Kung Jin vs. Mileena
-->'''Kung Jin''': Please close your mouth.\\

'''Kung Jin''': That is ''not'' what I meant.

** Tilting World has the screen tilt left and right, and when things like [[DeathFromAbove raining Ice balls, lock-on missiles]], [[MindScrew assist from other characters like Rain and Kabal]], and the above mentioned Hyper Mode come along, [[HowIsThatEvenPossible it's more a challange of trying to NOT get a headache from trying to pay attention than trying to win, especially if]] EverythingTryingToKillYou is in effect.

** Tremor's Brutalities take the cake as the funniest in the game. For example, he turns his opponent to stone and sits down before making an effort to shatter the statue in the most non-chalant way, or crushes his opponent's head with a ball that has a smiley face painted on it.
** Bo'Rai Cho's Brutalities involve him vomiting on the enemy, making them vomit until they die, as Bo'Rai vomits next to them; crushing his enemy like a cartoon character with a belly flop; and belly bump ''through'' them, vaporizing them.

* The Predator compatibility update added a new Brutality for Mileena where she crushes the opponent's head...with her ass. Yes, she ''sits'' on the opponent so hard that their head explodes.

** The AprilFoolsDay Tower '''BECOMES UTTER INSANITY'''. Actions include: [[InterfaceScrew a tilting screen that lowers its respective player's health]], [[StandardStatusEffect matches with either low Gravity, increased speed of both kombatants, or both effects]], [[TheComputerIsALyingBastard two events that lie to you - those being the two before the final match, power-ups with question marks flying all over the place]], and [[SNKBoss Kold War Scorpion being not in the slightest bit bothered]].

* You would think that [[DrunkenMaster Our dear friend Bo'Rai'cho]] is the Season 2 pack's barrel of fun? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqpCoXqNot8 Behold.]]

* One of Alien's Brutalities is to implant a Xenomorph child into the opponent via ChestBurster. While there are some special alterations done for non-human characters such as Predator, using special inputs will cause the Chestburster have different accessories based on the host like Jason's mask, Erron Black's cowboy hat and Johnny Cage's sunglasses.
* Using Erron Black's Tunnel Vision Brutality leaves the opponent laying on the ground dead, after which a crow will come out to peck the corpse. Oh yeah, you can shoot the crow with a special input!

* At the end of Jackson Briggs' chapter, Quan Chi attempts an appeal to Jax, who was once his servant. Jax' response? [[TalkToTheFist Uppercutting Quan Chi and KO'ing him in one hit.]]

** The AprilFoolsDay Tower '''BECOMES UTTER INSANITY'''. Actions include: [[InterfaceScrew An tilting screen that lowers it's respective player's health]], [[StandardStatusEffect Matches with either Low Gravity, Increases the speed of both Kombatants, or both effects]] [[TheComputerIsALyingBastard two events that lie to you - being both the two before the final match, Power-Ups with question marks flying all over the place]], and [[SNKBoss Kold War Scorpion being not in the slightest bit bothered]].

--> '''[[PopCulturedBadass Johnny Cage]]''': What's happening, [[WizardOfOz Tin Man]]?\\

-->'''Kung Lao''': Why are you here Cage ?

-->'''Kung Lao''':Why are you here Cage ?

-->'''Kung Lao''' [[BerserkButton Any hope for mercy is lost]]

* In the trailer for the Kombat Pack 2, you've got a scene of Quan Chi and Ermac alone in the woods, in what's obviously a horror movie, which reveals Leatherface, Sektor's head on life support, which reveals the Tri-Borg, and D'Vorah about to kill Baraka, who's been infected by a Xenomorph. Amidst all that.. is Bo'Rai'Cho waking up from an apparent hangover, and then drinking from a flask. Compared to the other intros, it's completely underwhelming, [[TakeThatScrappy which might have been the point.]] In the Leatherface intro segment, he rushes out and kills ''Ermac'', one of the most powerful characters in the franchise, ''with a goddamn chainsaw.'' Followed by the Xenomorph bursting out of (maybe) Baraka's chest, with him staring at it as if to say "Goddamn it, I thought I could get in this time. There's also D'Vorah's reacton during their segment; it perfectly captures a sense of a slow "What the fuck..." given in facial form.

'''[=YouGotCaged=]''' ''(Johnny Cage)'' Who taught you to do that? / Way to go! Woo! / Punch 'em in the crotch again!\\

--> '''Johnny Cage''': Gonna test you, Jin!\\

* Cassie Cage's fatality has her put her wad of chewed up gum on a hole she shot into her opponent's head, which swells up, and pops. BlackComedy at it's finest.
** If that one didn't make your [[IncrediblyLamePun jaw drop]] her second fatality is utterly ridiculous but it hits RuleOfFunny like no other: ''she takes a selfie with the opponent whose jaw she just smashed off and sends it to her social media account!'' You can even [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything watch the feed scroll by and look at all the reaction comments]], [[GoKartingWithBowser some of which even come from other kombatants]]. Behold some of the cheesiest puns ever conceived...

'''Goro''' ''([[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Goro]])'': [[PokemonSpeak Goro]]. / Goro? / [[RuleOfThree Goro!]]\\

** And the name of the website Cassie uploads her selfie to? [[MythologyGag Friendships]]!

* Cassie Cage in the character select screen. Walking into the foreground as her variation is being selected she does so while putting her bubblegum in her mouth. When it's time to select a stage, she pops it in her opponent's face. As she walks away upon choosing a stage, she [[FlippingTheBird flips the bird.]]

** One of Kitana's Brutalities involves her killing her enemy ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYgoAmC3kI with her butt.]]''

** Shinnok also has a similar Brutality to the above, where [[AnvilOnHead he squashes the opponent with a summoned bony foot.]]

* Did you RageQuit disconnect? The person you disconnected on gets the satisfaction of watching YourHeadAsplode in-game to the announcement of "QUITALITY!"

*** Kenshi can literally kick the legs off someone and just nonchalantly ask, "[[{{Understatement}} Do you need a moment]]?"
*** Erron Black: "[[NoSympathy Walk it off]]."

* Jason's fatalities, while still pretty gruesome, are riddled with [[ScareChord Scare Chords]] and look like kill scenes out of a campy slasher film, including a cheesy, gasping expression on his opponent's face during one of them.
** Likewise, Jason's [[UnfazedEveryman mere presence]] within the roster. Being his first time as a GuestFighter, you think he would be like [[spoiler:his mother from the first ''Film/FridayThe13th1980'' film and have weapons aside from his machete]], but nope. He just does things like he's done [[Film/JasonX before]] [[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIIIJasonTakesManhattan hand.]]

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6ZMJfOgOCI Another]] HolidayMode tower for Halloween. Complete with rockets made of candy corn, exploding pumpkins and [[spoiler:and a huge spider that [[JumpScare jumpscares]] the player]].

* Leatherface has three variations: Killer, Butcher... and [[RealMenWearPink Pretty Lady.]] Said variation costume is him in a suit, looking as fat as expected.

* Proving that there's NoKillLikeOverkill, one of Leatherface's Brutalities is simply bashing his victim's skull in with a hammer, again, and again, and again. Just when it seems like it's over, his victim weakly reaches up. Leatherface then proceeds to DoubleTap them with his hammer.

* Johnny Cage's arcade ending. You think he would stay and protect [[spoiler:Shang Tsung's old island]], right? He soon [[spoiler:finds Tsung's secret to [[WhoWantsToLiveForever the lifespan of Edenians.]]]] Retirement will have to wait.

** In fact this is actually an ActorAllusion for [[Creator/TaraStrong Ferra]] since she [[ActorAllusion voice as a ]][[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendShipIsMagic certain famous pony.]]

* At the end of D'vorah's chapter,[[spoiler: Jacqui tells the group of her [[PapaWolf father, Jax]] is being too over-protective. During the time she joins the Special Force in Johnny's group , Johnny Cage insist of telling his dad about it thinking it would be much smoother. Knowing the relationship between Cage and Jax, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck you would know this would not end well]]. Cassie Cage adds that she remembers her dad coming home with a broken jaw after telling it to Jax. Ouch! ]]

* At the end of Jackson Briggs' chapter, Quan Chi attempts an appeal to Jax, who was once his servant. Jax' response? [[TalkToTheFist Uppercutting Quan Chi and KO'ing him in one hit]].

'''Cassie Cage''': Nah, [[JustForPun it's yours for free.]]

--> '''Cassie Cage''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Cage match!]]\\

'''Kung Lao''': [[BerserkButton A mouth in search of a fist]]!

-->'''Johnny Cage''': [[CallBack Didn't you throw me]] [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 off a bridge]]?\\

'''Johnny Cage''': You're getting a [[GroinAttack punch]] [[LandDownunder down]] [[IncrediblyLamePun under]]!

'''Takeda''': [[FetishRetardant It's just not sexy when you say that]].

'''Kano''': [[ShoutOut That's not]] [[Film/CrocodileDundee a knife…]]\\

'''Sonya Blade''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'll kick her ass next.]]

'''Jacqui''': I just said your dad's [[SilverFox kind of hot..]].\\
'''Cassie''': [[NoJustNoReaction ''Stop it!'']]

-->'''Jacqui''': [[MyDadCanBeatUpYourDad My dad's bigger than yours]].\\
'''Cassie''': [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu My dad beat up Shinnok]].\\
'''Jacqui''': [[{{Touche}} Well played]].

'''Kung Jin''': "Neo", maybe. "[[FunWithHomophones Fight]]", definetly!\\
'''Kitana''': [[BringIt Very well]]...

-->'''Erron Black''': [[AmazonChaser Girls with guns, always hot]].\\
'''Sonya Blade''': [[AssShove I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire]].\\
'''Erron Black''': [[{{Beat}} ...]][[EveryoneHasStandards Almost always hot]].

'''Liu Kang''': [[TakeAThirdOption There is a third option]]: ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Your demise]]''!

'''Kung Jin''': [[SorryImGay 'Fraid you're not my type]].\\

'''Ermac''': ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Not yet]]''...

'''Kung Jin''': ...[[InsultBackfire right on your friggin' head]]!

'''Johnny Cage 2''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Don't beat yourself up over it.]]\\

--> '''Johnny Cage''': [[SarcasmMode Your Holiness]].\\

'''Johnny Cage''': [[TheNicknamer Raidonkulous]]...\\
'''Raiden''': [[TheFriendNobodyLikes You weary me]]...

'''Raiden''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I have foreseen your defeat!]]\\
'''Quan Chi''': [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 Your predictions]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero fail to impress]].

--> '''Ferra''': [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Eggman]].\\

''' Takeda''': [[TheUnishment Okay, let's do this]].

* In Chapter 1, Shinnok is attacking Raiden, followed by being interrupted by Johnny Cage, causing him to drop his Amulet. The all powerful former Elder God's response? Throwing a {{Sesquipedalian Loquacious|ness}} temper tantrum.

''' Takeda''': [[AManIsAlwaysEager Okay, let's do this]].

'''Johnny Cage''': Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself? / [[MonsterClown Clowns are scarier than robots.]] Certified fact.

'''Triborg''': ''[[LamePunReaction PUN DETECTED. ERADICATE.]]''

'''Kenshi:''' [[StealthInsult Oh, I get it.]] [[InsultBackfire 'Cause I'm blind.]]/[[MetaphoricallyTrue True,]] [[ExactWords in a literal sense.]]

'''Jacqui''': I just said your dad's kind of hot...\\
'''Cassie''': ''Stop it!''

'''Johnny Cage''': [[CallBack Shokan have]] [[GroinAttack yamsacks, right?]]

-->'''Kitana:''' Is your name still on your chest?\\
'''Johnny:''' Tattooed. Why?\\
'''Kitana:''' [[StealthInsult Your ego knows no bounds.]]
* Kitana vs. Johnny Cage (again):

'''Johnny Cage:''' Tattooed. Why?\\

'''Kitana:''' [scoffs] You're gonna need a nurse!\\

-->'''Bo Rai'Cho''': Your comments were very hurtful\\

'''Bo Rai'Cho''': You degrade both me ''and'' pregnant whales.

'''Sonya''': ''God, I hope not...''

'''Bo' Rai Cho''': The "empress" is disturbed as is...\\
'''Mileena''': ''I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT!!''

-->'''Bo Rai'Cho''':You have a choice Kenshi\\

'''Bo Rai'Cho''': I forget. Let's fight!

-->'''Bo Rai'Cho 2:''' Is something wrong?
-->'''Bo Rai'Cho 1:''' I'm seeing double.
-->'''Bo Rai'Cho 2:''' You're drunk! Go back to sleep.

--> '''Bo' Rai Cho''': My favorite pupil.
--> '''Kung Lao''': I'll bet you tell Liu Kang the same thing.
--> '''Bo' Rai Cho''': You're right, I take it back.

--> '''Bo' Rai Cho''': My favorite pupil.
--> '''Liu Kang''': I'll bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing.
--> '''Bo' Rai Cho''': With him, I mean it.

--> '''Kenshi:''' You thugs are all alike!
--> '''Triborg:''' [[BadassBoast You've never seen anything like me.]]
--> '''Kenshi:''' [[StealthInsult Oh, I get it.]] [[InsultBackfire 'Cause I'm blind.]]/[[MetaphoricallyTrue True,]] [[ExactWords in a literal sense.]]

--> '''Kenshi:''' You did this to yourself on purpose.
--> '''Triborg:''' I am greater in every way.
--> '''Kenshi:''' You're certainly more of an [[PrecisionFStrike asshole.]]

--> '''Kung Lao:''' Sān jīqìrén.[[note]]Chinese for 'three robot(s)'.[[/note]]
--> '''Triborg:''' You may call me Triborg.
--> '''Kung Lao:''' I call you 'ridiculous'.

--> '''Kung Lao:''' The tie is a nice touch.
--> '''Leatherface:''' ''[snarls]''

--> '''Leatherface:''' ''[raises and revs chainsaw]''
--> '''Kenshi:''' I like that you're wearing your safety apron.

--> '''Kitana:''' Is your name still on your chest?
--> '''Johnny Cage:''' Tattooed. Why?
--> '''Kitana:''' [[StealthInsult Your ego knows no bounds.]]

--> '''Kitana:''' Ugh... Cage...
--> '''Johnny Cage:''' [[{{Troll}} Want some of this?]]
--> '''Kitana:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I'm fairly certain no one does.]]

--> '''Johnny Cage:''' [[HelloNurse Hello nurse!]]
--> '''Kitana:''' [scoffs] You're gonna need a nurse!
--> '''Johnny Cage:''' Hot, but can't trash talk!

'''Johnny Cage''': Look. I'm sorry\\

--> '''Kenshi:''' I like that you're wearing your safety apron

'''Goro''': [[ArmorPiercingQuestion How, exactly?]]\\

'''Mileena''': ''[[ArmorPiercingResponse Who told you this?!!]]''

'''Kung Lao''': [[ArmorPiercingQuestion What loss?]]\\
'''Kenshi''': [[{{Beat}} ......]]''[[FiveSecondForeshadowing This one!]]''

--> '''Triborg:''' I am physically superior.\\
--> '''Liu Kang:''' ...So, It's robotic down ''[[GagPenis there]]'' too?

--> '''Triborg:''' Your mockery will ''not'' be tolerated.\\
--> '''Mileena:''' Get used to it...

--->'''Triborg:''' Quan Chi.\\

-->'''Bo Rai'Cho''':Your comments were very hurtful\\

--> '''Kenshi:''' [[StealthInsult Oh, I get it.]][[InsultBackfire 'Cause I'm blind.]]/[[MetaphoricallyTrue True,]] [[ExactWords in a literal sense.]]

-->'''Conan''': Gronk, use your bumblebees! ...that's [[ARareSentence a rare thing to say, "Gronk, use your bumblebees]]!"

** Their reaction to Kano disembowling Ferra/Torr (whom Rob referred to as "his life coach"), especially as Marshawn [[NoJustNoReaction puts the controller down and walks off]].

--> '''Kenshi:''' [[StealthInsult Oh, I get it.]][[InsultBackfire 'Cause I'm blind.]]

'''[=KanO's=]''' ''(Kano)'': [[AdultFear A]]/[[CrossesTheLineTwice S]]/[[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels L]]? / Say hi to your mom for me\\