History Funny / MonstrousRegiment

16th May '18 10:23:13 AM SlackerSpice
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* [[spoiler:Just as Maladict is about to go completely 'cold-bat', Swires semi-literally beans him on the head with a bag of Klatchian coffee.]]
17th Mar '18 10:29:48 PM SlackerSpice
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* Death commenting that Corporal "Threeparts" Scallot, so named due to him missing a hand and both legs, is on the installment plan.
2nd Jan '18 6:58:36 PM ArcaneAzmadi
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** Speaking of the horse piss, when Maladict intimidates the barman into bringing out the good stuff instead, Igor ''turns it down.'' "I'll thtick with the horthe pith if it'th all the thame to you. Look, I never thaid I didn't ''like'' it. Thame again?"
22nd Feb '17 9:28:00 AM Roo
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* The brief insight into the mental progress of pigeons, which is revealed to be simply: "000000000!"
6th Jan '17 10:22:55 PM Zadia
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* Jackrum, Polly and Shufti steal women's clothes from a brothel, requiring them to very temporarily go undercover.

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* Jackrum, Polly and Shufti steal women's clothes from a brothel, requiring them to very temporarily go undercover.undercover (as johns, not prostitutes).
6th Jan '17 10:22:33 PM Zadia
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* Late in the book, we find that giving someone the thumbs-up and winking at them means either 'Jolly good' (in Ankh-Morpork) or 'I hope your donkey explodes' (in Klatch). Shufti then asks why the person making that gesture would have any reason to applaud them, or hate their donkey so much.
6th Jan '17 10:11:03 PM Zadia
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* Jackrum, Polly and Shufti steal women's clothes from a brothel, requiring them to very temporarily go undercover.
* The squad disguising themselves as trees, getting ordered to 'spruce up!'
* The RunningGag of Polly (who's never actually shaved anyone in her life) having to shave the Lieutenant, only to be saved at the last possible moment.
* In an instant of BlackComedy, Polly reminding Wazzer that while praying is a good thing, there's a time and place for it, and standing in another man's grave ''really'' isn't that time or place.
26th Sep '16 8:30:27 AM GothicProphet
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--->"Dan gug show. Ell done. Agout time soes arragunk arsetards ere aken own a eg! Commander Vimes it is, then. Follow me, miss."

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--->"Dan gug show. Ell done. Agout time soes arragunk arsetards ere aken own a eg! Commander Vimes it is, then. Follow me, miss.""
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22nd Jul '16 9:09:37 AM sabremeister
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"It's a '''saber''', Magda. You're trying to hide it, but it's a saber."\\

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"It's a '''saber''', '''sabre''', Magda. You're trying to hide it, but it's a saber.sabre."\\
17th Apr '16 7:37:54 PM Ulkomaalainen
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* "Oooh! Arrrgh! Right inna fruit!"
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