History Funny / MonstersVsAliens

* Even in the midst of her transformation, Susan still tries to calm the panicking guests:

* [[SurveillanceStationSlacker The two guys at the observing station]] near the beginning going from utterly bored to utterly freaked-out on finding their equipment is picking up extraterrestrial energies. "We've got a Code [[Creator/LeonardNimoy Nimoy]]!"
** One specifically freaks out because he chose the job under the assumption that he wouldn't have to do anything.
* Susan's first introduction to the monsters starts with Dr. Cockroach, arguably the most level headed of them at that point. She tries to squish him with a spoon, to which he responds with this.

** Cockroach then introduces Susan to B.O.B., noting that he has no brains. B.O.B. then brags that brains are unnecessary, then forgets how to breathe midsentence.
* As the President ascends the steps to make contact with the alien, he gets fatigued on the way up, and is handed a paper cup of water by an assistant. He proceeds to down half of it, then pour the rest over his head as if in a marathon.
* The President trying to communicate with the alien probe by playing the tune from ''Film/CloseEncountersOfTheThirdKind''. And when that doesn't work, he tries "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6lh4JRgJi8 Axel F]]". The baffled faces of the nearby soldiers, in contrast to the stoic Secret Service agents, make it even funnier. They even bob their heads to the beat. Given how much time they likely spent protecting the President, [[FridgeBrilliance it makes sense that they wouldn't be put off by this and have learned to accept it and go along with his antics long ago.]]

* Dr. Cockroach cracking the supercomputer on Galaxxhar's ship in a fashion that looks like he's playing ''VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution''. Also doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for the Cockroach-turned doctor: "One thing you don't know about me, my dear... my Ph. D. is in ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmaCobIvt2w dance!]]''"
** ''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb No one has been able to defeat evil while dancing!]]'' Even better is that the song is "Roses Are Red" by Music/{{Aqua}}.
* A very sly one, when Link comments that the earth appears to have warmed up, stating that it is '[[Film/AnInconvenientTruth a convenient truth]]'.
* [[https://youtu.be/7vCaMmP1fP8 Monger showing videos of the monsters at Area 52]]. After he says the name of one monster, Ms. Ronson the coffee lady screams, ''every single time''. Eventually, a fed up Monger angrily orders her escorted out. Then he finishes by introducing Ginormica, and we hear another female scream. [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl It was the President]].
-->'''Monger''': Mr. President, say hello to Insectosaurus! (''shows a tape of Insectosaurus going on a rampage in Tokyo. The coffee lady drops her tray and [[ScreamingWoman screams in terror]].'') Miss Ronson, please. Nuclear radiation turned him from a small grub into a 350-foot tall monster that attacked Tokyo. Here we have the Missing Link... (''Miss Ronson drops another tray and screams again.'') ...a 20,000-year-old frozen fish-man who was thawed out by scientists. He escaped and went on a rampage at his old watering hole. This handsome fellow is Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D, the most brilliant man in the world. He invented a scientific machine that would give humans the cockroach's ability to survive. (''shows a black-and-white clip of Dr. Cockroach entering the machine then comes out with his cockroach head'') Unfortunately, there was a side effect. (''Ronson screams yet again; Monger groans'') Now, we call this thing B.O.B.... (''A fourth crash and a fourth scream'') '''''WILL SOMEONE GET HER OUTTA HERE?!''''' (''Security throws Ronson out of the room offscreen'') Thank you! A genetically-altered tomato was combined with a chemically altered ranch-flavored dessert topping at a snack food plant. The resulting goop gained consciousness and became an indestructible gelatinous mass. And our latest addition, Ginormica. (''He shows a picture of Susan at her failed wedding. Another high-pitched scream is heard, and it turns out to be [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl the President]]'')\\
'''President''': (''clears throat'') Ahem. General, continue.\\
'''Monger''': Her entire body radiates with pure energy, giving her enormous strength and size. Sir, these monsters are our best and only chance to defeat that robot.\\
'''Neurotic Advisor''': Don't we already have an alien problem, General? I don't think we need a monster problem, too.\\
'''Monger''': You got a better idea, nerd? (''gives the guy a huge atomic {{wedgie}}; the board grimaces'')\\
'''President''': Heh-heh-heh! Okay, stay where you are. General, I propose we go forward with your [[TitleDrop monsters vs. aliens]] idea...thingie.
** Plus the guy in TheWarRoom getting shot by a tranquilizer dart the second he mentions [[Area51 Area Fifty-''urrrgh!'']]
* The scene on the the spaceship where B.O.B., upon receiving a gun and pretending to be part of the invading army, accidentally activates the gun and kills a goon- it's not so much what B.O.B. does but the expression on his face when it happens- you can almost hear him thinking ''oh look a dead goon, COOOOOOOOOL...''
** The line leading up to that moment. The delivery is just so absolutely perfect.
-->'''Galaxhar Clone:''' Would you like a gun?
-->'''BOB:''' Yes, I would.
* The near-subversion of the PaperThinDisguise. See below.
* Susan's almost-mother-in-law and her genetically-inherited maimed thumb. Particularly when she's trying to open the church door: "THHUUUUUMMBS!!"
-->'''Mama Dietl:''' One thumb's shorter than the other; It runs in the family.\\
'''Susan:''' ...Derek doesn't have that.\\
'''Mama Dietl:''' It skips a generation. ''Your kids are gonna have it! *cackles*''

* The President pausing to fire at the giant robot with a pistol, when heavy artillery has been completely useless.
-->'''President:''' Eat lead, alien robot!\\
(''The president [[FiveRoundsRapid unloads a full clip]], cue off-screen gulping sounds'')\\
'''President:''' ...evidently [[LiteralMetaphor they eat lead]]. Huh. ''(gets dragged off by the Secret Service)'' You all saw that, I'm brave! I am a brave president!
* When the President arrives at the robot's crash site:
--> '''President:''' I must approach it alone. This is all about peaceful communication.
--> *[[HypocriticalHumor two helicopters behind the President open side panels and deploy missile pods]]*
* BOB dumping a thoroughly confused Derek. Especially the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rgF4dvGW8 taunting with the jello mold.]]
-->'''Derek:''' Turn it off...
* Gallaxhar's recounting of his [[NoodleIncident origin, and the destruction of his planet.]] As it's told while he's going through the cloning machine, [[JackhammeredConversation it cuts him off every few seconds]]. And because he doesn't seem to realize this, we're treated to a few random details that are downright hilarious, starting with a horrible secret from his parents, encountering a giant (blank) after leaving home, shortly thereafter being married to someone, and then having marital trouble. By that point, he's decided that Susan knows too much, completely missing the look of utter confusion on her face.

* The Insectosaurus rocking it out at the party.
* The ShoutOut to [[LeeroyJenkins Leeroy]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-cjAtTElow Jenkins]] in a deleted scene.
* The game presents an adaption of the scene where Gallaxhar addresses the inhabitants of Earth. However, unlike the movie, here he localizes his message. ''[[NationalStereotypes Very very badly.]]''
* This bit:
--> '''Dr. Cockroach''' We all think you're the cat's me-wow, hehehe...(nobody responds, his antennas droop)...I'm sorry.
* "I'm gonna turn that oversized tin can into a...[[{{Metaphorgotten}} really...DENTED oversized tin can]]..."
* Susan "falling" from a LiteralCliffhanger.
* This scene:
-->'''Cockroach:''' Might we ask your name?\\
'''Susan:''' (''flatly'') Susan.\\
'''B.O.B.:''' No, no, your monster name! You know, when people see you coming down the street? "LOOK OUT! Here comes--?" (''looks expectantly at Susan'')\\
'''Susan:''' (''still flatly'') Susan.\\
'''B.O.B.''' (''[[{{Beat}} awkward pause]]'') Suuuuuuusaaaaan! Ooh, I just scared myself!
* "We need our top scientific minds on this. Get India on the phone."
* During the fight with the giant robot, Susan's enormous size and strength makes her invaluable for engaging the robot, and protecting the innocent bystanders on the Golden Gate Bridge. The rest of the monsters just look on in awe, as she struggles to multitask fighting a large threat and saving lives.
-->'''Susan:''' ''[Struggles to fend off a giant robot hand, maintain her footing on the crumbling bridge, and keep bystanders from falling off]''
-->'''B.O.B.:''' Wow... You're doing great!
-->'''Susan:''' I'm doing ''EVERYTHING!''
* Link is lifting weights in his cell when Susan goes by.
-->'''Link:''' ...seven, eight, (sees Susan) ...nine-hundred and ninety-nine, one thousand. Can't believe I did ten sets.
** Capped off by how he nonchalantly tosses the weights away... and they just float gently to the ground, showing they weighed basically nothing in his water tank.
* [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} B.O.B.]] hitting on a gelatin mold.
* B.O.B. doesn't believe Susan is a woman when they first meet:
--> '''Bob:''' No way! He's a guy! Look at his boobies!
--> '''Missing Link:''' ... We need to have a talk.
* The president's BigRedButton to launch all the US's nuclear missiles being [[InventionalWisdom identical to and right next to the button to turn on the coffeemaker]]:
--> '''President:''' What idiot designed this thing?
--> '''Staff member:''' You did, sir.
--> ''(Beat)''
--> '''President:''' [[{{Touche}} Fair enough...]] Wilson, [[MisplacedRetribution fire somebody!]]
--> '''Wilson''': ''(offscreen)'' Yes, Mr. President.
** In a mid credits scene, [[BrickJoke he presses the wrong button getting the general a cup of coffee]].

* Gallaxar shouts "What the flagnard?!" when Susan manages to break out of his supposedly impenetrable force-cage.
* When Susan fights Gallaxar, she tries to poke his eyes and he childishly laughs at her, then she does poke his eyes.
* After listening to Gallaxar's announcement that he is going to take over the world, the President announces: "Boys, set the terror alert to brown, because I need to change my pants."
* This exchange:
--> '''Gallaxar''' There were innocent people on ''my'' home planet before it was destroyed!
--> '''Susan:''' Look, I'm sorry your planet was destroyed...
--> '''Gallaxar:''' [[BaitandSwitch Don't be]], [[WhereIWasBornAndRazed I'm the one who destroyed it.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iZh5WyHHxA The commercial]] for the Happy Meal tie-in from UsefulNotes/McDonalds is done in the style of a horror movie trailer. It also features Ginormica (in her giant state) ordering a salad at the drive-thru, and Link asking Grimace if he's supposed to be a monster or an alien.
* After getting hit by a massive tranquilizer dart, Susan pulls it out of her leg and flings it away...right through some poor soldier's foot. The sheer odds of that happening are hilarious and his scream of pain is well warranted.
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--> '''Wilson''': (off-camera) Yes, Mr. President.

--> '''President:''' [[{{Touche}} Fair enough.]]

---> '''President:''' Time to wave the white flags and head for the bunkers, boys! Let's check up on the situation in 500 years. ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall (to the audience)]]'' Who wants to freeze my head?

'''President''': Heh-heh-heh! Okay, stay where you are. General, I propose we go forward with your monsters vs. aliens idea…thingie.

* The President trying to communicate with the alien probe by playing the tune from ''Film/CloseEncountersOfTheThirdKind''. And when that doesn't work, he tries "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6lh4JRgJi8 Axel F]]". The baffled faces of the nearby soldiers, in contrast to the stoic Secret Service agents, make it even funnier. They even bob their heads to the beat.

-->'''Cockroach:''' Might we ask your name?
-->'''Susan:''' (''flatly'') Susan.
--->'''B.O.B.:''' No, no, your monster name! You know, when people see you coming down the street? "LOOK OUT! Here comes--?" (''looks expectantly at Susan'')
-->'''Susan:''' (''still flatly'') Susan.
-->'''B.O.B.''' (''[[{{Beat}} awkward pause]]'') Suuuuuuusaaaaan! Ooh, I just scared myself!

-->'''B.O.B.:''' No, no, your monster name! You know, when people see you coming down the street? "LOOK OUT! Here comes--?" (''looks expectantly at Susan'')

* After listening to Gallaxar’s announcement that he is going to take over the world, the President excuses himself because [[BringMyBrownPants he needs his men to "set the terror alert to brown"]].

-->''"Wait. Wait, everybody! It's OK! Have some champagne while we're figuring this out!"''

* The President trying to communicate with the alien probe by playing the tune from ''Film/CloseEncountersOfTheThirdKind''. And when that doesn't work, he tries "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6lh4JRgJi8 Axel F]]". The baffled faces of the nearby soldiers, in contrast to the stoic Secret Service agents, make it even funnier.
** They actually bob their heads to the beat.

* [[spoiler:BOB dumping a thoroughly confused Derek. Especially the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rgF4dvGW8 taunting with the jello mold.]]]]