History Funny / Mongrels

My grandma said to me:''

---> '''Vince:''' Now what we got ‘ere, then? Well, I can make “''[[ClusterBleepBomb (bleep)]]''”, [[ClusterBleepBomb “(bleep)-sticks”, “(bleep)-lips”, uh… and “Mother-(multiple bleeps)-jockey”!]] Ohohohohohooo!\\
'''Nelson:''' ''(unfazed)'' So, that’s thirty-…seven points to you…

'''Nelson:''' Well… I suppose I did get a little hot under the collar with the wireless this afternoon…\\

'''Scott Mills:''' ''(over the radio)'' Welcome to The Scott Mills Show. That’s Pixie Lot with a very unique tune.\\
'''Nelson:''' [[GrammarNazi You can’t have “very” unique, Scott. It’s unique or it isn’t.]]\\
'''Scott Mills:''' Coming up, we’ve got the ultimate Radio One competition.\\
'''Nelson:''' Ultimate? Oh, so it’s the '''last''' competition Radio One will ever run, ''is it, Scott?'' \\
'''Scott Mills:''' I bet you’re chomping at the bit.\\
'''Nelson:''' [[BerserkButton Champing. It’s ‘champing’.]] ''[[BerserkButton Champing!]]'' (''cut to Nelson in the radio booth [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown slamming Scott’s head against the table repeatedly]]'') [[PunctuatedPounding CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING!]] ''(pause in the slamming)'' It’s exactly five o’clock. Over to Mark for the news and weather. *sigh* ''(slamming resumes)'' [[PunctuatedPounding CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMP-]] ''(end flashback)''\\

'''Badger doctor:''' Right, rabies. Let’s talk symptoms. Sad? Depressed? Angry?\\

'''Scott Mills:'' I bet you’re chomping at the bit.\\

'''Nelson:''' Ultimate? Oh, so it’s the '''last''' competition Radio One will ever run, ''is it, Scott?''\\
'''Scott Mills:'' I bet you’re chomping at the bit.

'''Nelson:''' ''(gasps)'' Vince! ''(under his breath)'' Damn you, Boggle! Have I learned ''nothing'' from the cautionary tale of Anna Frank?\\

-->'''Nelson:''' I will bloody slaughter myself if I don't ask but, Why ''dd'' the chicken cross the road?\\

--->'''Destiny:''' ''(exasperated)'' Now, look, Vince. I just want you to kill my elderly 'usband! Now if that is ''too much'' to ask...\\

'''Vince:''' As a matter of fact; it is! I'm doing a sponsored non-violence month in aid of cystic fibrosis. So if you want to kill your husband, why not just ''[[OutWithABang (bleep)]]'' [[OutWithABang him to death]]? [[{{Squick I mean, that's how we said goodbye to my old dad.]]

'''Anne Frank:''' Yahtzee! ''(both the Nazi and the dog turns towards the bookcase)'' Oops...\\

'''Vince:''' As a matter of fact; it is! I'm doing a sponsored non-violence month in aid of cystic fibrosis. So if you want to kill your husband, why not just ''(bleep)'' him to death? [[{{Squick I mean, that's how we said goodbye to my old dad.]]

-->'''Nelson:'''"I will bloody slaughter myself if i don't ask but, Why ''Did'' the chicken cross the road?"
-->'''Chicken:'''"There was a black man coming and I'm scared he's gonna mug me."

-->''Kali:'' "Oh God, Kali! Improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, ooh, World War II stick grenade!"
-->''Kali throws grenade. Everyone ducks as there's a huge explosion. Harry Hill's clothes fall on top of them''
-->''Marion:'' So, Harry Hill... brown bin or blue bin?
-->''All:'' Brown bin...

* "Turns out she was just a casual racist."
* This Troper personally found "The Office" parody with Nelson and Destiny replacing Tim and Dawn to be hilarious.
* Kali killing Harry Hill was hilarious as well:
--> ''Kali:'' "Oh God, Kali! Improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, ooh, World War II stick grenade!"
--> ''Kali throws grenade. Everyone ducks as there's a huge explosion. Harry Hill's clothes fall on top of them''
--> ''Marion:'' So, Harry Hill... brown bin or blue bin?
--> ''All:'' Brown bin...