1 | * This: |
2 | -->'''Nelson:''' I will bloody slaughter myself if I don't ask but, Why ''did'' the chicken cross the road?\ |
3 | '''Chicken:''' There was a black man coming and I'm scared he's gonna mug me. |
4 | ** "Turns out she was just a casual racist." |
5 | * "The Office" parody with Nelson and Destiny replacing Tim and Dawn. |
6 | * Kali killing Harry Hill: |
7 | -->'''Kali:''' Oh God, Kali! Improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, ooh, World War II stick grenade!\ |
8 | ''(Kali throws grenade; everyone ducks as there's a huge explosion; Harry Hill's clothes fall on top of them)''\ |
9 | '''Marion:''' So, Harry Hill... brown bin or blue bin?\ |
10 | '''All:''' Brown bin... |
11 | ** "DEATH TO HARRY HILL AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR! EXCEPT TV BURP BECAUSE I QUITE LIKE THAT!!! |
12 | * Destiny and Marion have a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEQwMcT-rs0 Cute-Off]], ending with Marion fatally misjudging the distance to the sofa...[[spoiler:and landing on the glass table]]. |
13 | * Almost everything Vince does can be this. |
14 | ** Destiny tricks her husband into writing "Vince is a cunt" on a fence to provoke Vince into killing him. The plan fails because Vince can't read: |
15 | --->'''Destiny:''' ''(exasperated)'' Now, look, Vince. I just want you to kill my elderly 'usband! Now, if that is ''too much'' to ask...\ |
16 | '''Vince:''' As a matter of fact; it is! I'm doing a sponsored non-violence month in aid of cystic fibrosis. So if you want to kill your husband, why not just ''[[OutWithABang (bleep)]]'' [[OutWithABang him to death]]? [[{{Squick}} I mean, that's how we said goodbye to my old dad.]] |
17 | * Nelson plays Boggle with a chicken: |
18 | -->''(Nelson rattles the dice)''\ |
19 | '''Vince:''' Nelson?! Are you playing Boggle without me?\ |
20 | '''Nelson:''' ''(gasps)'' Vince! ''(under his breath)'' Damn you, Boggle! Have I learned ''nothing'' from the cautionary tale of Anne Frank?\ |
21 | ''(flashback to the 1940s, where a Nazi with a German Shepard is searching an apartment; the rattling of dice is heard from behind a bookcase)''\ |
22 | '''Anne Frank:''' Yahtzee! ''(both the Nazi and the dog turns towards the bookcase)'' Oops... |
23 | ** Turns out Vince is also vulgar when playing Boggle: |
24 | ---> '''Vince:''' Now what we got 'ere, then? Well, I can make "''[[ClusterBleepBomb (bleep)]]''", [[ClusterBleepBomb "(bleep)-sticks", "(bleep)-lips", uh... and "Mother-(multiple bleeps)-jockey"!]] Ohohohohohooo!\ |
25 | '''Nelson:''' ''(unfazed)'' So, that's thirty-- ...seven points to you... |
26 | * When Nelson is worried he might have rabies: |
27 | -->'''Badger doctor:''' Right, rabies. Let’s talk symptoms. Sad? Depressed? Angry?\ |
28 | '''Nelson:''' Well... I suppose I did get a little hot under the collar with the wireless this afternoon…\ |
29 | ''(cue flashback)''\ |
30 | '''Scott Mills:''' ''(over the radio)'' Welcome to The Scott Mills Show. That's Pixie Lot with a very unique tune.\ |
31 | '''Nelson:''' [[GrammarNazi You can't have "very" unique, Scott. It's unique or it isn't.]]\ |
32 | '''Scott Mills:''' Coming up, we've got the ultimate Radio One competition.\ |
33 | '''Nelson:''' Ultimate? Oh, so it's the '''last''' competition Radio One will ever run, ''is it, Scott?'' \ |
34 | '''Scott Mills:''' I bet you're chomping at the bit.\ |
35 | '''Nelson:''' [[BerserkButton Champing. It's "champing".]] ''[[BerserkButton Champing!]]'' (''cut to Nelson in the radio booth [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown slamming Scott's head against the table repeatedly]]'') [[PunctuatedPounding CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING!]] ''(pause in the slamming)'' It’s exactly five o'clock. Over to Mark for the news and weather. ''(sigh; slamming resumes)'' [[PunctuatedPounding CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMP-]] ''(end flashback)''\ |
36 | '''Nelson:''' Which is just unlike me, to be honest. |
37 | * Vince's VillainSong, "The I'm A C*** Song", has him quickly establishing just what kind of a fox he is: |
38 | -->'''Vince:''' ''When I was a little cub\ |
39 | My grandma said to me:''\ |
40 | '''Vince's grandma:''' ''Please, son, put the gun down!\ |
41 | You can have all my money!''\ |
42 | '''Vince:''' ''Silly cow! She kept her savings underneath the bed!\ |
43 | So I nicked her f*cking pension book, and shot 'er in the head!'' |
44 | * "Vince and the Helpful Horse" has the scene with Vince explaining why he invited Nelson to a party at his house: |
45 | -->'''Vince:''' See, I found my New Years' Resolutions list from last year. I thought I'd done them all! |
46 | -->''(cue flashback, with Vince pouncing on various small animals)'' |
47 | -->'''Vince:''' F**k a squirrel, f**k a mole, f**k a tortoise... |
48 | -->''(end flashback)'' |
49 | -->'''Vince:''' Most of whom are here tonight, awkwardly! |
50 | -->''(said small animals, who did indeed tag along with Nelson, try to act nonchalant)'' |
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