History Funny / MissionHill

29th Jan '18 8:42:58 PM nombretomado
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** "[[TheMiz The Skiz]]" gets run over by a truck while crossing the street while insulting Andy.

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** "[[TheMiz "[[Wrestling/TheMiz The Skiz]]" gets run over by a truck while crossing the street while insulting Andy.
17th Dec '17 3:34:07 AM RedScharlach
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* Ron's freak-out when Kevin tells him that his car got wrecked ("Ooh, you blockhead! I keel you whole family!") and the end when Ron runs into the Plexiglass barrier and knocks himself out.
* Posie is about to learn the secret of inner peace when the sound of Andy dragging the gate he's been handcuffed to is starting to snap her out of her trance. Her spirit guide finally gets fed up with trying to explain it, and rips off the sheet before it cuts back to the real world. Inner peace looked suspiciously like Ronald [=McDonald=].

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* Ron's freak-out when Kevin tells him that his car got wrecked ("Ooh, you blockhead! I keel you whole family!") and the end when Ron runs into the Plexiglass Plexiglas barrier and knocks himself out.
* Posie Posey is about to learn the secret of inner peace when the sound of Andy dragging the gate he's been handcuffed to is starting to snap her out of her trance. Her spirit guide finally gets fed up with trying to explain it, and rips off the sheet before it cuts back to the real world. Inner peace looked suspiciously like Ronald [=McDonald=].



* Baby Nameless provides several great gags despite not being able to talk or even having an actual name yet. Among these can be mentioned the baby smacking Carlos across the face while imitating Natalie raising her arm, being allowed access into Andy and Jims fake night club while the doorman rejects Natalie (who was in on the gag) to fool the hipsters standing in line outside, and making Carlos paint an entire painting in orange due to him thinking the babys giggling was due to him approving of the color choice, while it was actually giggling at Carlos showing his buttcrack every time he reached up to add more paint.

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* Baby Nameless provides several great gags despite not being able to talk or even having an actual name yet. Among these can be mentioned the baby smacking Carlos across the face while imitating Natalie raising her arm, being allowed access into Andy and Jims Jim's fake night club while the doorman rejects Natalie (who was in on the gag) to fool the hipsters standing in line outside, and making Carlos paint an entire painting in orange due to him thinking the babys baby's giggling was due to him approving of the color choice, while it was actually giggling at Carlos showing his buttcrack every time he reached up to add more paint.



* Posie pushing an obnoxious pimp off the roof after curing his back sprain, because she "didn't want him to fall off the roof and not feel it".

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* Posie Posey pushing an obnoxious pimp off the roof after curing his back sprain, because she "didn't want him to fall off the roof and not feel it".



--> '''Andy:''' Sure! But thats olive oil

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--> '''Andy:''' Sure! But thats that's olive oiloil.



--> "Thats maple syrup"

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--> "Thats "That's maple syrup"syrup."



--> "Thats shampoo"

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--> "Thats shampoo""That's shampoo."



--> '''Kevin:''' [[MadnessMantra Bling is to blong as blingitiy bling is to blingity...blang! No, blong! NO, BLING!!]]

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--> '''Kevin:''' [[MadnessMantra Bling is to blong as blingitiy blingity bling is to blingity...blang! No, blong! NO, BLING!!]]



--> '''Kevin:''' Andy offers Kevin spaghetti at 9, if Kevin is seven years older than pudding, how many litres of Andy does it take to get to Denver?

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--> '''Kevin:''' Andy offers Kevin spaghetti at 9, if Kevin is seven years older than pudding, how many litres liters of Andy does it take to get to Denver?



* Andy and Kevins straightlaced and conservative suburbanite parents being confronted with the colorful and occasionally frightening surroundings of Mission Hill, in the unfinished "I Was A Teenage Pornstar". Hightlights include running into Baby Nameless and his/her boa constrictor in the hallway while Carlos is feeding it a raw chicken, running into Wally and Gus graphically making out in the elevator, and being accosted by the Penis Pervert at the Glass Eye Cafe.
** The incredibly lame excuse Mr French comes up with to explain how they found out Kevin accidently appeared in a porno; the tape was left in their VCR when it came back from the repair shop.

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* Andy and Kevins straightlaced and conservative suburbanite parents being confronted with the colorful and occasionally frightening surroundings of Mission Hill, in the unfinished "I Was A Teenage Pornstar". Hightlights Highlights include running into Baby Nameless and his/her boa constrictor in the hallway while Carlos is feeding it a raw chicken, running into Wally and Gus graphically making out in the elevator, and being accosted by the Penis Pervert at the Glass Eye Cafe.
** The incredibly lame excuse Mr French comes up with to explain how they found out Kevin accidently accidentally appeared in a porno; the tape was left in their VCR when it came back from the repair shop.



** When Kevin makes fun of Borchmore, Andy and Jim defends their alma mater.

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** When Kevin makes fun of Borchmore, Andy and Jim defends defend their alma mater.



--> '''Jim''': And that doesn't include hazing deaths! *Andy and Jim headbumps*

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--> '''Jim''': And that doesn't include hazing deaths! *Andy and Jim headbumps*headbump*
10th May '17 4:55:15 PM maxwellsilver
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* Ron starts putting peoples personal calls at the waterbed store on speakerphone after Andy's repeatedly ignoring the "No Personal Calls" policy.

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* Ron starts putting peoples people's personal calls at the waterbed store on speakerphone after Andy's repeatedly ignoring the "No Personal Calls" policy.



* From ''Series/TheRealWorld'' episode, "[[TheMiz The Skiz]]" gets run over by a truck while crossing the street while insulting Andy.
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice In the aftermath, Andy can be seen in the background stealing The Skiz's boots]]
* This exchange from ''Andy Vs The Real World''
--> '''Kevin''': "Hey Jim, do you have any trouser hangers?"
--> '''Jim''': ''Trouser hangers?'' [[SarcasmMode Sure, they're right between my shoe trees and my collar stays]]
--> '''Kevin''': "Thanks, I really appreciate...Oh...
--> *Jim chuckles*
** Also from that episode, the revelation that Andy has been wearing Kevins clothes, because he's too lazy to clean his own.

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* From ''Series/TheRealWorld'' episode, *''Andy Vs Series/TheRealWorld''
**
"[[TheMiz The Skiz]]" gets run over by a truck while crossing the street while insulting Andy.
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice *** In the aftermath, Andy can be seen in the background stealing The Skiz's boots]]
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boots
**
This exchange from ''Andy Vs The Real World''
-->
from
--->
'''Kevin''': "Hey Jim, do you have any trouser hangers?"
--> ---> '''Jim''': ''Trouser hangers?'' [[SarcasmMode Sure, they're right between my shoe trees and my collar stays]]
-->
stays
--->
'''Kevin''': "Thanks, I really appreciate...Oh...
--> ---> *Jim chuckles*
** Also from that episode, the revelation that Andy has been wearing Kevins Kevin's clothes, because he's too lazy to clean his own.



** When asked to share some inner pain on the show, Andy makes up a story about Kevin having died the year before in "a tragic lawnmover accident" and how hard it was to pick up all the pieces from the lawn.
--> '''Kevin''': You told them I was ''dead''?!
--> '''Andy''': I didnt want to come off as unsympathetic! ''EntertainmentWeekly'' would have torn me apart!
** Jim refused to be part of the show, but the MTV exec didnt seem to understand what his issue was.
--> '''Jim''': I cant be a part of this, man! I dont want my life to be used to sell M&M's!
--> '''Exec''': Could you say "I dont want my life to be used to sell Reese's Pieces"? Even better, say "I DO want my life to be used to sell Reese's Pieces!"

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** When asked to share some inner pain on the show, Andy makes up a story about Kevin having died the year before in "a tragic lawnmover lawnmower accident" and how hard it was to pick up all the pieces from the lawn.
-->
lawn (although the rake made it easier).
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'''Kevin''': You told them I was ''dead''?!
--> ---> '''Andy''': I didnt didn't want to come off as unsympathetic! ''EntertainmentWeekly'' ''Entertainment Weekly'' would have torn me apart!
** Jim refused to be part of the show, but the MTV exec didnt didn't seem to understand what his issue was.
--> '''Jim''': I cant can't be a part of this, man! I dont don't want my life to be used to sell M&M's!
--> '''Exec''': Could you say "I dont don't want my life to be used to sell Reese's Pieces"? Even better, say "I DO want my life to be used to sell Reese's Pieces!"



--> '''Jim''': And that doesnt include hazing deaths! *Andy and Jim headbumps*

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--> '''Jim''': And that doesnt doesn't include hazing deaths! *Andy and Jim headbumps*
3rd Apr '17 3:12:24 PM maxwellsilver
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* Posie is about to learn the secret of inner peace when the sound of Andy dragging the gate he's been handcuffed to (ItMakesSenseInContext) is starting to snap her out of her trance. Her spirit guide finally gets fed up with trying to explain it, and rips off the sheet before it cuts back to the real world. Inner peace looked suspiciously like Ronald [=McDonald=].

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* Posie is about to learn the secret of inner peace when the sound of Andy dragging the gate he's been handcuffed to (ItMakesSenseInContext) is starting to snap her out of her trance. Her spirit guide finally gets fed up with trying to explain it, and rips off the sheet before it cuts back to the real world. Inner peace looked suspiciously like Ronald [=McDonald=].



* From the unproduced "I Was A Teenage Pornstar", we have this gem: Kevin hears Wally and Gus arguing through the vents because Wally didnt buy tartar sauce for Gus's fishsticks. Later in the episode, Kevin is kept awake from a banging noise coming from the vent, which is coming from the porn film crew setting up downstairs, and yells [[BrickJoke "For heavens sake, buy him some tartar sauce!!"]]
* Posie pushing an obnoxious pimp off the roof after curing his back sprain, because she "didnt want him to fall off the roof and not feel it".

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* From the unproduced "I Was A Teenage Pornstar", we have this gem: Kevin hears Wally and Gus arguing through the vents because Wally didnt didn't buy tartar sauce for Gus's fishsticks. Later in the episode, Kevin is kept awake from a banging noise coming from the vent, which is coming from the porn film crew setting up downstairs, and yells [[BrickJoke "For heavens heaven's sake, buy him some tartar sauce!!"]]
* Posie pushing an obnoxious pimp off the roof after curing his back sprain, because she "didnt "didn't want him to fall off the roof and not feel it".



* Andy is about to hook up with Gwen, but thinks he hears Kevin outside. Figuring hes probably fine, but since this is Kevins first encounter with intoxication, he rolls up the curtain and looks into the living room just to be sure. Cut to Kevin rolling around on the floor with a potted plant shoved down the front of his pants and babbling the word "googer-geiger".
--> '''Andy:''' Okay, it didnt make me feel better.

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* Andy is about to hook up with Gwen, but thinks he hears Kevin outside. Figuring hes he's probably fine, but since this is Kevins Kevin's first encounter with intoxication, he rolls up the curtain and looks into the living room just to be sure. Cut to Kevin rolling around on the floor with a potted plant shoved down the front of his pants and babbling the word "googer-geiger".
--> '''Andy:''' Okay, it didnt didn't make me feel better.



--> *A large python cooing like a baby crawls by. (Actully the python Natalie rescued from a test lab earlier in the episode that has swallowed Baby Nameless baby monitor)

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--> *A large python cooing like a baby crawls by. (Actully (Actually the python Natalie rescued from a test lab earlier in the episode that has swallowed Baby Nameless Nameless' baby monitor)



** Andy again trying to put his drawing skills to good use by being a boardwalk caricaturist -- and gets beaten up by a man who [[{{Understatement}} hated]] his caricature of himself as a pig with a tennis racket shoved up his ass (he was a lawyer who enjoyed tennis).

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** Andy again trying to put his drawing skills to good use by being a boardwalk caricaturist -- and gets beaten up by a man who [[{{Understatement}} hated]] hated his caricature of himself as a pig with a tennis racket shoved up his ass (he was a lawyer who enjoyed tennis).
27th Feb '17 9:16:54 PM SilentStranger
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** When Kevin makes fun of Borchmore, Andy and Jim defends their alma mater.
--> '''Andy''': Hey! We were ''Playboy's'' #6 party school! AND we had more fraternity drinking deaths than all of your Ivy League schools put together!
--> '''Jim''': And that doesnt include hazing deaths! *Andy and Jim headbumps*
** In the script for the unfinished "Death Of A Yale Man", Borchmore would have been mentioned again; while shopping for clothes for Kevin's acceptance to Yale (long story), Andy discovers that the salesman is one of his classmates from Borchmore. When Kevin insults his position as assistant manager and asks if he was the class valedictorian, the guy starts crying about how his best friend was valedictorian but died in a keg stand incident.
12th Feb '17 6:25:51 PM SilentStranger
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** The store they're shopping at is called "Food Hobo Discount Groceries". Kind of a red flag.



** Andy trying to live out his cartooning dreams by applying for an "alternative newspaper" that caters to white supremacists.
** Andy again trying to put his drawing skills to good use by being a boardwalk caricaturist -- and gets beaten up by a man who [[{{Understatement}} hated]] his caricature of himself as a pig with a tennis racket shoved up his ass.

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** Andy trying to live out his cartooning dreams by applying for an "alternative newspaper" that caters turns out to white supremacists.
be a Neo-Nazi publication.
** Andy again trying to put his drawing skills to good use by being a boardwalk caricaturist -- and gets beaten up by a man who [[{{Understatement}} hated]] his caricature of himself as a pig with a tennis racket shoved up his ass.ass (he was a lawyer who enjoyed tennis).



** The disgusting food Andy dug out of the dumpster, like "Compostina" and "Skunge" (which contains 8 essential forms of marrow). What makes it extra hilarious is that it seems like these products were made specifically to get thrown in the trash.



** Third try: The ball just stops in the middle of the lane.

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** Third try: The ball just stops in the middle of the lane. \n What makes it even funnier is that Jim manages to get TWO strikes in the time it took Kevin just to roll the ball.
** The fact that, as bad as Kevin was, he's ''still'' leagues better than Toby who threw the ball too early, smashed the pin replacer and set off the sprinklers.
--> '''Andy''': Kevin, you've got nothing to be ashamed of. Now ''that'' kid, HE should be ashamed.
11th Feb '17 8:00:30 AM SilentStranger
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--> '''Jim:''' Heh, can you believe someone left these brownies on the subway?

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--> '''Jim:''' Heh, can you believe ''believe'' someone left these brownies on the subway?



** The incredibly lame excuse Mr French comes up with to explain how they found out Kevin accidently appeared in a porno; the tape was left in their VCR when it came back from the repair shop.



--> '''Ron''':" Now if you get personal call, everybody gonna hear! We all listen to your shame! SHAME!!!"

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--> '''Ron''':" Now if you get personal call, everybody gonna hear! We all listen to your shame! SHAME!!!"''SHAME!!!''"



** In "Andy Vs. The Real World" Andy and Jim end up in the same elevator with one of the cast members. She lights up a cigarette, picks her nose and farts. This interests Jim enough to introduce himself.
** Andy has been in the Real World house for less than 5 minutes before he ends up getting two of the other cast members to cry by accident.
** When asked to share some inner pain on the show, Andy makes up a story about Kevin having died the year before in "a tragic lawnmover accident" and how hard it was to pick up all the pieces from the lawn.
--> '''Kevin''': You told them I was ''dead''?!
--> '''Andy''': I didnt want to come off as unsympathetic! ''EntertainmentWeekly'' would have torn me apart!
** Jim refused to be part of the show, but the MTV exec didnt seem to understand what his issue was.
--> '''Jim''': I cant be a part of this, man! I dont want my life to be used to sell M&M's!
--> '''Exec''': Could you say "I dont want my life to be used to sell Reese's Pieces"? Even better, say "I DO want my life to be used to sell Reese's Pieces!"
** The ending scene where all the gathered friends and neighbors sing "Everybody Hurts" to Andy after he sulks over his humiliation. (This scene makes no sense in the DVD version since it's a callback to the Skiz getting loaded into an ambulance with the song playing in the background, which was changed to a public domain song to avoid copyright in the DVD release)



* In "Andy Vs. The Real World" Andy and Jim end up in the same elevator with one of the cast members. She lights up a cigarette, picks her nose and farts. This interests Jim enough to introduce himself.

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* In "Andy Vs. The Real World" Andy and Jim end up in the same elevator with one of the cast members. She lights up a cigarette, picks her nose and farts. This interests Jim enough to introduce himself.
9th Feb '17 10:03:07 AM BadSplice
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** * "[[MundaneMadeAwesome YAY! NO SMOKING!]]"

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** * "[[MundaneMadeAwesome YAY! NO SMOKING!]]"
9th Feb '17 10:02:57 AM BadSplice
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** * "[[MundaneMadeAwesome YAY! NO SMOKING!]]"



* "[[MundaneMadeAwesome YAY! NO SMOKING!]]"
9th Feb '17 10:02:15 AM BadSplice
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* "[[MundaneMadeAwesome YAY! NO SMOKING!]]"
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