History Funny / MissionHill

* Kevin's failed attempts at bowling in "Happy Birthday, Kevin."
** First try: He accidentally throws his ball to a group of Spanish bowlers, where the ball crushes one bowler's foot and spills the other bowler's beers onto them. They then all yell at Kevin in their native language and eave their fists, while Kevin runs off in fear and hides behind a drinking fountain.
** Second try: He's only able to knock down one pin. Toby then congratulates him on getting a two.
** Third try: The ball just stops in the middle of the lane. What makes it even funnier is that Jim manages to get TWO strikes in the time it took Kevin just to roll the ball.
** The fact that, as bad as Kevin was, he's ''still'' leagues better than Toby who threw the ball too early, smashed the pin replacer and set off the sprinklers.

* The ridiculous ''Film/BluesBrothers'' impersonators from "Kevin's Birthday". Performing at a blues-themed restaurant (Shack O' Blues), the act is made up of two actors named Justin Belushi and Timothy Akroyd Williams, who sing a terrible version of the concert climax from the original movie, mixed with the Happy Birthday song.
--> '''Kevin''': [[CaptainObvious Those aren't the real Blues Brothers!]]
--> '''Andy''': Yeah, sorry, [[DeadpanSnarker Dan Akroyd sends his regards, and John Belushi's been dead for 15 years!]]

* "Plan 9 From Mission Hill": Kevin, now 18, is walking Stogie and sees the movie theatre is showing X rated movies. He makes comments of disgust at the "smut" and "perversion" whenever he passes by... then buys a ticket. Then finds out it's ''Film/MidnightCowboy''.

--> '''Natalie''': I don't care if that IS a song from our genocidal westward expansion, it rocks!

--> '''Jim:''' Heh, can you ''believe'' someone left these brownies on the subway?

** Andy trying to live out his cartooning dreams by applying for an "alternative newspaper" that turns out to be a Neo-Nazi publication.

** Andy's job as a roadside mascot shilling for an ice cream store. He passes out from breathing in too much car exhaust, and, as mentioned in a later scene, "And when I came to, there were all these kids standing around me crying."

* Gus explaining how he got the knife in his head ("Some punk attacked me on the bridge; threw him over"). It's the complete deadpan and dismissive way he explains it.

--> '''Andy''': Hey! We were ''Playboy's'' #6 party school! AND we had more fraternity drinking deaths than all of your Ivy League schools put together!
--> '''Jim''': And that doesn't include hazing deaths! *Andy and Jim headbump*

-->'''George:'''Damn Klingons.

--> '''Andy''': Kevin, you've got nothing to be ashamed of. Now ''that'' kid, HE should be ashamed.

--> '''Jim''': I can't be a part of this, man! I don't want my life to be used to sell M&M's!
--> '''Exec''': Could you say "I don't want my life to be used to sell Reese's Pieces"? Even better, say "I DO want my life to be used to sell Reese's Pieces!"

** Gus explaining how he got the knife in his head ("Some punk attacked me on the bridge; threw him over"). It's the complete deadpan and dismissive way he explains it.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrU8mSCVKK4 "A happy little tree! A HAPPY LITTLE TREE!"]]
** "[[MundaneMadeAwesome YAY! NO SMOKING!]]"

* The VanityPlate at the end of every episode? Ron shouting "A BILL OAKLEY / JOSH WEINSTEIN PRODUCTION!" at Andy and Gwen.

* The VanityCard at the end of every episode? Ron shouting "A BILL OAKLEY / JOSH WEINSTEIN PRODUCTION!" at Andy and Gwen.

** "[[TheMiz The Skiz]]" gets run over by a truck while crossing the street while insulting Andy.

* Ron's freak-out when Kevin tells him that his car got wrecked ("Ooh, you blockhead! I keel you whole family!") and the end when Ron runs into the Plexiglass barrier and knocks himself out.
* Posie is about to learn the secret of inner peace when the sound of Andy dragging the gate he's been handcuffed to is starting to snap her out of her trance. Her spirit guide finally gets fed up with trying to explain it, and rips off the sheet before it cuts back to the real world. Inner peace looked suspiciously like Ronald [=McDonald=].

* Baby Nameless provides several great gags despite not being able to talk or even having an actual name yet. Among these can be mentioned the baby smacking Carlos across the face while imitating Natalie raising her arm, being allowed access into Andy and Jims fake night club while the doorman rejects Natalie (who was in on the gag) to fool the hipsters standing in line outside, and making Carlos paint an entire painting in orange due to him thinking the babys giggling was due to him approving of the color choice, while it was actually giggling at Carlos showing his buttcrack every time he reached up to add more paint.

* Posie pushing an obnoxious pimp off the roof after curing his back sprain, because she "didn't want him to fall off the roof and not feel it".

--> '''Andy:''' Sure! But thats olive oil

--> "Thats maple syrup"

--> "Thats shampoo"

--> '''Kevin:''' [[MadnessMantra Bling is to blong as blingitiy bling is to blingity...blang! No, blong! NO, BLING!!]]

--> '''Kevin:''' Andy offers Kevin spaghetti at 9, if Kevin is seven years older than pudding, how many litres of Andy does it take to get to Denver?

* Andy and Kevins straightlaced and conservative suburbanite parents being confronted with the colorful and occasionally frightening surroundings of Mission Hill, in the unfinished "I Was A Teenage Pornstar". Hightlights include running into Baby Nameless and his/her boa constrictor in the hallway while Carlos is feeding it a raw chicken, running into Wally and Gus graphically making out in the elevator, and being accosted by the Penis Pervert at the Glass Eye Cafe.
** The incredibly lame excuse Mr French comes up with to explain how they found out Kevin accidently appeared in a porno; the tape was left in their VCR when it came back from the repair shop.

** When Kevin makes fun of Borchmore, Andy and Jim defends their alma mater.

--> '''Jim''': And that doesn't include hazing deaths! *Andy and Jim headbumps*

* Ron starts putting peoples personal calls at the waterbed store on speakerphone after Andy's repeatedly ignoring the "No Personal Calls" policy.

* From ''Series/TheRealWorld'' episode, "[[TheMiz The Skiz]]" gets run over by a truck while crossing the street while insulting Andy.
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice In the aftermath, Andy can be seen in the background stealing The Skiz's boots]]
* This exchange from ''Andy Vs The Real World''
--> '''Kevin''': "Hey Jim, do you have any trouser hangers?"
--> '''Jim''': ''Trouser hangers?'' [[SarcasmMode Sure, they're right between my shoe trees and my collar stays]]
--> '''Kevin''': "Thanks, I really appreciate...Oh...
--> *Jim chuckles*
** Also from that episode, the revelation that Andy has been wearing Kevins clothes, because he's too lazy to clean his own.

** When asked to share some inner pain on the show, Andy makes up a story about Kevin having died the year before in "a tragic lawnmover accident" and how hard it was to pick up all the pieces from the lawn.
--> '''Kevin''': You told them I was ''dead''?!
--> '''Andy''': I didnt want to come off as unsympathetic! ''EntertainmentWeekly'' would have torn me apart!
** Jim refused to be part of the show, but the MTV exec didnt seem to understand what his issue was.
--> '''Jim''': I cant be a part of this, man! I dont want my life to be used to sell M&M's!
--> '''Exec''': Could you say "I dont want my life to be used to sell Reese's Pieces"? Even better, say "I DO want my life to be used to sell Reese's Pieces!"

--> '''Jim''': And that doesnt include hazing deaths! *Andy and Jim headbumps*

* Posie is about to learn the secret of inner peace when the sound of Andy dragging the gate he's been handcuffed to (ItMakesSenseInContext) is starting to snap her out of her trance. Her spirit guide finally gets fed up with trying to explain it, and rips off the sheet before it cuts back to the real world. Inner peace looked suspiciously like Ronald [=McDonald=].

* From the unproduced "I Was A Teenage Pornstar", we have this gem: Kevin hears Wally and Gus arguing through the vents because Wally didnt buy tartar sauce for Gus's fishsticks. Later in the episode, Kevin is kept awake from a banging noise coming from the vent, which is coming from the porn film crew setting up downstairs, and yells [[BrickJoke "For heavens sake, buy him some tartar sauce!!"]]
* Posie pushing an obnoxious pimp off the roof after curing his back sprain, because she "didnt want him to fall off the roof and not feel it".

* Andy is about to hook up with Gwen, but thinks he hears Kevin outside. Figuring hes probably fine, but since this is Kevins first encounter with intoxication, he rolls up the curtain and looks into the living room just to be sure. Cut to Kevin rolling around on the floor with a potted plant shoved down the front of his pants and babbling the word "googer-geiger".
--> '''Andy:''' Okay, it didnt make me feel better.

--> *A large python cooing like a baby crawls by. (Actully the python Natalie rescued from a test lab earlier in the episode that has swallowed Baby Nameless baby monitor)

** Andy again trying to put his drawing skills to good use by being a boardwalk caricaturist -- and gets beaten up by a man who [[{{Understatement}} hated]] his caricature of himself as a pig with a tennis racket shoved up his ass (he was a lawyer who enjoyed tennis).

** Andy trying to live out his cartooning dreams by applying for an "alternative newspaper" that caters to white supremacists.
** Andy again trying to put his drawing skills to good use by being a boardwalk caricaturist -- and gets beaten up by a man who [[{{Understatement}} hated]] his caricature of himself as a pig with a tennis racket shoved up his ass.

** Third try: The ball just stops in the middle of the lane.

--> '''Jim:''' Heh, can you believe someone left these brownies on the subway?

--> '''Ron''':" Now if you get personal call, everybody gonna hear! We all listen to your shame! SHAME!!!"

* In "Andy Vs. The Real World" Andy and Jim end up in the same elevator with one of the cast members. She lights up a cigarette, picks her nose and farts. This interests Jim enough to introduce himself.

** * "[[MundaneMadeAwesome YAY! NO SMOKING!]]"

* "[[MundaneMadeAwesome YAY! NO SMOKING!]]"