History Funny / MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty

-->'''[[spoiler:AI Colonel]]:''' I hear it's ''amazing'' when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara-kiri[[note]](said as "Harry-Kerry")[[/note]] Rock. I need scissors! ''61!''

'''Snake:''' (You we're watching?)

--> '''Otacon:''' What do you think your doing Snake? You don't have enough to keep you busy? Try to remember the mission, if YOU can?\\

** If you use the Codec while hiding in a locker with a pinup poster, Snake will be, er, playing with his "solid snake".

** If you use the Codec while hiding in a locker with a pinup poster, Snake will be, er, [[ADateWithRosiePalms playing with his "solid snake"]].

* This game introduces the M9 silenced tranquilizer pistol, giving players a way to neutralize enemy guards in a non-lethal manner. If the player sticks around long enough, the victim's radio will go off with messages from his commanding officer asking why he hasn't given their regularly-scheduled status report yet, followed by sending a backup team to investigate. Should the backup personnel discover the sleeping guard, they'll wake him up, but rather than reprimanding him for slacking off on the job or investigating why he inexplicably fell asleep, [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy the backup leaves and everything goes back to normal (i.e. no Caution status) like nothing happened]]!

* This game introduces the M9 silenced tranquilizer pistol, giving players a way to neutralize enemy guards in a non-lethal manner. If the player sticks around long enough, the victim's radio will go off with messages from their commanding officer asking why he hasn't given their regularly-scheduled status report yet, followed by sending a backup team to investigate. Should the backup personnel discover the sleeping guard, they'll wake him up, but rather than reprimanding him for slacking off on the job or investigating why he inexplicably fell asleep, [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy the backup leaves and everything goes back to normal (i.e. no Caution status) like nothing happened]]!

* This game introduces the M9 silenced tranquilizer pistol, giving players a way to neutralize enemy guards in a non-lethal manner. If the player sticks around long enough, the victim's radio will go off with messages from their commanding officer asking why they haven't given their regularly-scheduled status report yet, followed by sending a backup team to investigate. Should the backup personnel discover the sleeping guard, they'll wake him up, but rather than reprimanding him for slacking off on the job or investigating why he inexplicably fell asleep, [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy the backup leaves and everything goes back to normal (i.e. no Caution status) like nothing happened]]!

'''Raiden:''' Because [[WhoWritesThisCrap it looks so dumb. Anyone who's willing to be seen like that must be completely insane.]] I mean, he's a psycho; there's no question about it.\\

* During [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJki0bxZTQk#t=3m12s one]] of the Photograph VR Missions, you're instructed to take a photograph of the killer who left [[MookHorrorShow a mess of Gurlukovich's troops]] ([[spoiler:including Raiden himself]]) in the Shell 1 Core conference hall from a selection of people who can be seen beyond a window, showing the most likely culprits... [[spoiler: except [[NotMeThisTime none of the MGS2 villains are the culprit at all]], and instead the one responsible is ''freakin' President James Johnson.'' He even performs an uncanny backflip when you look at him long enough, providing the extra hint needed to confirm that he's the culprit to boot!]] The most prominent clue in the crime scene is the best part: [[spoiler: every victim, including a duplicate [[ButtMonkey Raiden]], is clutching his crotch! [[SarcasmMode Gee, who do we know who did that in the game?]] ]]

'''Otacon:''' [[DudeNotFunny That's a low blow, Snake]]!

* "There's a terminal near the elevator: a node." "Did you say "nerd"?" "Not "nerd", ''"node."'' "Oh."
** Gets a CallBack in ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance'', with Doktor telling Raiden to "take a DOOMP" and getting misinterpreted (it's a data retrieval process).

** If you listen to Raiden carefully, it sounds like he regrets dissing it earlier.

*** Add one of the actual wigs you can unlock in the game and it's funnier.

'''Raiden:''' Wha-- I-- What?!\\
'''Rose:''' [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud I mean--!]]\\

* If you're on a playthrough where Snake and Raiden are wearing sunglasses, it's really hard to take any scene seriously.

** "WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING"; yes, it's {{Narm}}, but it is fucking ''hysterical,'' especially Raiden's delivery.

'''Raiden:''' ''"Nothing bad"?'' What could possibly be worse than that? That lying, useless, backstabbing, mincing son of a--\\

'''Raiden:''' I'm-- ''(sigh)'' I'm just gonna get back to the mission now...
* During [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJki0bxZTQk#t=3m12s one]] of the Photograph VR Missions, you're instructed to take a photograph of the killer who left [[MookHorrorShow a mess of Gurlukovich's troops]] ([[spoiler:including Raiden himself]]) in the Shell 1 Core conference hall from a selection of people who can be seen beyond a window, showing the most likely culprits... [[spoiler: except [[NotMeThisTime none of the MGS2 villains are the culprit at all]], and instead the one responsible is ''freakin' President James Johnson;'' he even performs an uncanny backflip when you look at him long enough to provide the extra hint needed to confirm that he's the culprit to boot!]] The real clue is the best part: [[spoiler: every victim is clutching his crotch!]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtlL-Ytyu0U This moment]], where Raiden, in a Codec conversation with Otacon, gets pissed about Snake and trash-talks him. Not realizing, of course, that Snake is right next to Otacon and can hear every word. What makes it even better is that as soon as Otacon reveals that fact, the Codec switches to Snake, perfectly silent with a DeathGlare on his face.

'''Raiden:''' ...Next to you?\\

* During [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJki0bxZTQk#t=3m12s one]] of the Photograph VR Missions, you're instructed to take a photograph of the killer who left [[MookHorrorShow a mess of Gurlukovich's troops]] ([[spoiler:including Raiden himself]]) in the Shell 1 Core conference hall from a selection of people who can be seen beyond a window, showing the most likely culprits... [[spoiler: except ''none'' of the villains are the culprit, and instead the one responsible is ''freakin' President James Johnson;'' he even performs an uncanny backflip when you look at him long enough to provide the extra hint needed to confirm that he's the culprit to boot!]] The real clue is the best part: [[spoiler: every victim is clutching his crotch!]]

* During [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJki0bxZTQk#t=3m12s one]] of the Photograph VR Missions, you're instructed to take a photograph of the killer who left [[MookHorrorShow a mess of Gurlukovich's troops]] ([[spoiler:including Raiden himself]]) in the Shell 1 Core conference hall from a selection of people who can be seen beyond a window, showing the most likely culprits... [[spoiler: except ''none'' of the villains are the culprit, and instead the one responsible is ''freakin' President James Johnson;'' he even performs an uncanny backflip when you look at him long enough to provide the extra hint needed to confirm that he's the culprit to boot!]]