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'''Fiona''': Don't take my car, '''don't take my--'''ugh, never mind.

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'''Fiona''': Don't take my car, '''don't take my--'''ugh, my'''--ugh, never mind.
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'''Fiona''': Don;t take my car, '''don't take my--'''ugh, never mind.

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'''Fiona''': Don;t Don't take my car, '''don't take my--'''ugh, never mind.

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-->'''Fiona''': That's ''mine'', not yours! Remember the difference!

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-->'''Fiona''': That's ''mine'', not yours! Remember the difference!difference!\\
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'''Fiona''': Don;t take my car, '''don't take my--'''ugh, never mind.
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-->'''Misha''': Do you have MOAB yet? Misha love to drop near [[AcceptableTargets ex-wife's house]]. When explode, looks like a nuke went off and [[MassOhCrap scary the hell out of everyone within 1,000 kilometers.]] Use, if [[AxCrazy you have much hate inside.]]

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-->'''Misha''': Do you have MOAB yet? Misha love to drop near [[AcceptableTargets ex-wife's house]].house. When explode, looks like a nuke went off and [[MassOhCrap scary the hell out of everyone within 1,000 kilometers.]] Use, if [[AxCrazy you have much hate inside.]]
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-->'''Eva:''' This baby can go 0-100 in under 2 seconds... Unfortunately it gets [[HummerDinger 200 miles to the gallon]].

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-->'''Eva:''' This baby can go 0-100 in under 2 seconds... Unfortunately it gets [[HummerDinger 200 miles gallons to the gallon]].mile]].
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* After recruiting Eva Navarro, her room has her working on a ''massive'' engine (as in the engine block itself is bigger than a sedan), One of her random quotes mentions what it is.
-->'''Eva:''' This baby can go 0-100 in under 2 seconds... Unfortunately it gets [[HummerDinger 200 miles to the gallon]].
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-->'''Mattias'''[[note]]Upon seeing an APC.[[/note]]: I love APC's! They're so ''crunchy!''

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-->'''Mattias'''[[note]]Upon seeing an APC.[[/note]]: I love APC's! They're so So ''crunchy!''

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* Mattias (seeing a pattern here?) when you manage to make a big enough explosion:
--> '''Mattias'''[[note]]''With the tone of voice someone would typically use in reaction to a bottle rocket going off''[[/note]]: [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight That was cool]].



* Jennifer Mui on the topics of having a plan:
--> '''Jennifer''': Plans are for mad scientists and bridge builders. [[IndyPloy I've got moxie.]] [[MoreDakka And guns.]]



-->'''Mattias'''[[note]]Upon seeing an APC.[[/note]]: I love APC's! They're so ''crunchy!''
* Of course, Jennifer gets a few funny quotes in as well.
-->'''Jennifer'''[[note]]Upon seeing an APC filled with soldiers[[/note]]: Oh look, the bad guys have an RV.



-->I've been shot! I'm dying! [[BloodlessCarnage Not...bleeding, though...]][[BreakingTheFourthWall stupid T rating....]]

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-->I've -->'''UP Exec''': I've been shot! I'm dying! [[BloodlessCarnage Not...bleeding, though...]][[BreakingTheFourthWall stupid T rating....]]



--> I haven't been this happy since I was nine, and got my first box of Ettans [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snus snus!]]

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--> '''Mattias''': I haven't been this happy since I was nine, and got my first box of Ettans [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snus snus!]]



--> ...why would someone sit on a baby?

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--> ...--> '''Mattias''': ...why would someone sit on a baby?''baby''?

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