History Funny / MegasXLR

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* It's ''got'' to be Coop emulating the [[strike:PowerRangers]] [[strike:ScienceNinjaTeamGatchaman]] S-force's CombiningMecha ability... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8cCyNp9fNo by shoving Megas's arms and legs up the rear ends of their mecha as they sob from the violation.]] Then having it ''[[CrazyAwesome work]]''.

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* [[strike: Coop]] Jamie and Kiva losing control of Megas and on a collision course with a Glorft carrier. One Glorft pilot looks at the other one and goes, "I've always hated you," just before the whole thing explodes.

'''Jamie:''' "Coop, this thing is more messed up then you are!"
'''Coop:''' "Heh. Yeah."

* Coop losing control of Megas and on a collision course with a Glorft carrier. One Glorft pilot looks at the other one and goes, "I've always hated you," just before the whole thing explodes.

-->[The two are broadcasted on the arena's big screen as "Caught In Love".]\\

* Manual mode, where Coop controls it using power glove like things and a DDR pad. Obviously such a mode would be useful, right? Except for the fact Coop is so out of shape he can't even use it for a minute without getting exhausted.

'''Magnanimous:''' Nanimous. '''''Mag-'''''nanimous. You probably knew that already.\\

* Most all of Coop's reasons for why he's defeating the enemy, especially when someone points out why they're not accurate.

'''Coop''': ''([[RuleOfThree holding a 55-gallon drum of nuclear waste)'' Hey, how about this?\\

* The very circumstances as to how the robot got to early 2000s New Jersey in the first place - it landed in a junkyard in 1944 and sat under a pile of junk for 60 years - are bad enough, but Coop found it in the "$2.00" pile. And the first time he flew over said junkyard after finding the robot, Goat looked up and screamed, "Where's my two bucks?!" Coop ''never'' paid him the two bucks.

* It's ''got'' to be Coop emulating the [[strike:PowerRangers]] [[strike:ScienceNinjaTeamGatchaman]] S-force's CombiningMecha ability... by shoving Megas's arms and legs up the rear ends of their mecha as they sob from the violation. Then having it ''[[CrazyAwesome work]]''. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8cCyNp9fNo As seen here.]]
* Megas is being blindly remote controlled by Jamie, so Megas is causing mass destruction and basically walking around mindlessly. The Glorft commander is looking at this with a [[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/516743/megas/Gorrath_shocked.PNG face of abject confusion]]. Then a little old lady in a car pulls up to an intersection as the light turns red. Megas takes a hit and plows across the intersection, leaving a massive trench in the street. The light turns green, and the little old lady drives ''right over the edge,'' complete with requisite scream.

* It's ''got'' to be Coop emulating the [[strike:PowerRangers]] [[strike:ScienceNinjaTeamGatchaman]] S-force's CombiningMecha ability... by shoving Megas's arms and legs up the rear ends of their mecha as they sob from the violation. Then having it ''[[CrazyAwesome work]]''.
* Megas is being blindly remote controlled by Jamie, so Megas is causing mass destruction and basically walking around mindlessly. The Glorft commander is looking at this with a face of WTF. Then a little old lady in a car pulls up to an intersection as the light turns red. Megas takes a hit and plows across the intersection, leaving a massive trench in the street. The light turns green, and the little old lady drives ''right over the edge,'' complete with requisite scream.

-->'''Coop:''' Your right, it is unfair.
* Smashes the robot on HIS side*

* Coop hits a button labeled [[AC: This Better Then]].*

-->'''Coop:''' There, now its fair.

* How Jamie's reputation as a lovable coward was cemented in the pilot episode. Coop has just finished showing off MEGAS to him for the first time, Jamie eagerly hops into the passenger's seat, only to have Kiva suddenly warp in with three heavily-armed robots, guns trained on the cockpit.
-->'''Jamie:'''*throwing up arms* I'm not with him!

* The very circumstances as to how the robot got to early 2000s New Jersey in the first place - it landed in a junkyard in 1944 and sat under a pile of junk for 60 years - are bad enough, but Coop found it in the "$2.00" pile. And the first time he flew over said junkyard after finding the robot, Goat looked up and screamed, "Where's my two bucks?!"
** Fun fact: Coop ''never'' paid him the two bucks.

* The very circumstances as to how the robot got to early 2000s New Jersey in the first place (it landed in a junkyard in 1944 and sat under a pile of junk for 60 years) are bad enough, but Coop found it in the "$2.00" pile. And the first time he flew over said junkyard after finding the robot, Goat looked up and screamed, "Where's my two bucks?!"

-->'''REGIS MK-V''': [[AC:The invincible REGIS MK-V mocks your futile attempts at destruction.]]\\
'''Coop''': Mock (''slams a button on his controls'') ''this''!\\
''(MEGAS throws a Hadouken, blasting a hole through the middle of it.)''
* Coop's controls in MEGAS get their share, too, with the "Missiles" - "More Missiles" - "All The Missiles" combo, the "You heard him, folks--Super Destructor Mode" button, and one conveniently labeled, "Five Minutes Left in the Show". But few have as much humor as this:
-->'''Coop''': Well maybe you'll like this better, then!\\
''(Coop hits a button labeled [[AC: This Better Then]].)''

* The absolute best moment has be during the REGIS MK-V episode. After being told by Kiva to try something different, which he does (it doesn't work) we get the following:
--> '''Kiva''': Just so we're on the same page, smashing bad.\\
'''Jamie''': Generally I'm pro-smashing, and I hate to agree with future girl, but I don't think smashing is the way to go here.\\
'''Coop''': No, we ''tried'' not smashing, and it didn't work. We have to stick to our strengths, and smashing... is my strength! I just need to find the right way to smash it.

--> '''Magnanimous''': Now, lose the fight or I'll drop your friends into the [ominous voice] ''quantum singularity''!\\
'''DUN DUN DUN!'''\\
(Sudden flashback to Coop not paying attention at school)\\
'''Teacher''': Mr. Cooplowski! Pay attention! One day you're going to need to know what a quantum singularity is, and then you'll be sorry!\\
'''Young Coop''': Yeah, right.\\
(Back to the present)\\
'''Coop''': Uh, that's bad, right?\\
'''Magnanimous''': The quantum singularity? Yeah, it's like a black hole but portable and with a cooler sounding name.\\
'''Coop''': Oh. That's... bad.

* This troper fondly remembers being reduced to actual tears at the following scene: A little old lady in a car pulls up to an intersection as the light turns red. Megas takes a hit and plows across the intersection, leaving a massive trench in the street. The light turns green, and the little old lady drives ''right over the edge,'' complete with requisite scream.
** The ''whole'' scene involving the old lady is hilarious; Megas is being blindly remote controlled by Jamie, so Megas is causing mass destruction and basically walking around mindlessly. The Glorft Commander is looking at this with a face of WTF. It has to be seen to be understood.
* An SUV cuts off Coop (who's piloting MEGAS [[ItMakesSenseInContext on the freeway]]). Coop responds by picking up the SUV and sticking it on the roof of a skyscraper.

-->'''Jamie''': So, what about this "planet killer" guy?\\
'''Coop''': What are you worried about, then? You're not a planet!
** Grrkek's FateWorseThanDeath. "I lerp you."

* The whole character of T-Bot, He is the most daringest, uncaringest, belt-wearingest bot in da' universe! He will trounce you, flounce you, and utterly denounce you!
** Until Coop punches him out, asking "What ya got to rhyme with ''that'' sucka?!"

-->''(The two are broadcasted on the arena's big screen as "Caught In Love".)''\\
'''Tiny''': Yo, man, that Jamie?\\
'''Goat''': Nah, that guy's with a girl.

-->'''PA''': AAAH!! There's a giant robot rampaging through the city!\\
'''Goat''': There he is!

* Jamie's total fear at Coop's largest enemy: a living planet that eats everything. He's not impressed with Coop's bravado.
--->'''Coop''': So what, I've smashed bigger things before!
--->'''Jamie''': '''NO YOU HAVEN'T! THAT THING IS A FLIPPIN' PLANET!'''

'''Coop''': So what, I've smashed bigger things before!
'''Jamie''': NO YOU HAVEN'T! THAT THING IS A FLIPPIN' PLANET!

* Also, Coop hates the [[AcceptableTargets DMV]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVM63nq5g0 We mean, REALLY hates it.]]

* In the Vegas episode, this exchange occurs whilst Goat and Tiny are at a video game contest, wondering when Coop is going to arrive:

* In the vegas episode, this exchange occurs whilst goat and tiny are at a video game contest ,wondering when coop is going to arrive
PA: AAAH!! There's a giant robot rampaging through the city!
Goat:there he is