History Funny / MegaManLegends

--> "On a world covered by ''eeeennnnnddless'' water..."

** "You're history! You're toast! Just you wait!" Followed by a [[BlowingARaspberry raspberry.]]

** "You're history! You're toast! Do you hear me!?" Followed by a [[BlowingARaspberry raspberry.]]
* During the battle with the Marlwolf, Teisel boasts about it being invincible to Mega Man's weapons, which is true... However, the [[TooDumbToLive Servbots]] [[TacticalSuicideBoss keep repeatedly opening the hatch to attack Mega]], in turn giving Mega Man a way of damaging it. Teisel, being genre savvy enough to realize that this is what's leading to their downfall, proceeds to spend the rest of the battle screaming at them to quit opening the hatch.

-->'''Teisel''': I thought I told you to ''close the hatch!''
-->'''Teisel''': '''I SAID CLOSE THE HATCH!!'''

-->'''Bola''': ''*poofs in, sighs*'' I thought I was your partner, not your nursemaid.

[[AC:Mega Man Legends 1]]

[[AC:Mega Man Legends 2]]

* [[https://youtu.be/vFhN3QWLuUM?t=3435 This!]] [[BlackComedy Just this!]] The baby noises he makes make it even funnier.

* The Bonnes have no choice but to leave [[TheRival Glyde]] behind as their train heads off. You can almost see the crocodile tears running down their faces as they send him off. The laugh Teisel lets out afterwards is what sells it.

[[AC:The Misadventures of Tron Bonne]]
* In any of the bank robbery stages, shoot a Beacon Bomb at a police car. The Servbots quickly ''chopshop'' the thing and come running back to you carrying various car parts, gleefully shouting "'''Yay! Yay!'''"
* The very first time you beacon bomb a house the animation shows what the servbots do, the very first thing the first servbot in the house does is ''turn on the tv!''
* In one of the crate missions Tron informs her servbots that they're going to be stealing [=TVs=]. Immediately one of the servbots asks if they have cable. Then afterwards she also informs them that they won't be keeping any of them which leaves the servbots understandably disappointed.
* Right before the third mission on the farm stage, we get this:
--> '''Tron''': Horses! Thoroughbreds sell for astronomical amounts of zenny!\\
'''Servbot''': Horses can't be astronauts, Miss Tron.\\
'''Tron''': ''*Gives an incredibly dumbfounded expression*'' ......\\
'''Tron''': ''*Suddenly smiling again*'' Anyway!
** The second game makes it even funnier. Apparently, they still know what astronauts are despite having lost the technology of space crafts... except for '''DATA''' who apparently knows how to build those.
* After going through hell and back to save Tiesel and Bon Bonne and getting a giant golden refractor the bonnes throw a party, after awhile Tron starts talking with her favorite servbot commenting on how hard it's been working and how it had trash duty that day all the while Tiesel was gloating over how they got back at Loathe and Glyde, cue the servbot saying that he [[ExactWords emptied the storage room]]. Tron tenatively asks if he remembered to leave the ''giant treasure box which had the giant golden refractor in it and was their payoff for all that hard work'' alone. Cue the servbot saying he [[ShaggyDogStory got rid of everything in the storage room]]. Cue Tron going ballistic, Tiesel looking petrified and then when the screen fades to black we get this...
-->'''Favorite Servbot''': [[BlackComedy Smoke? Is something on fire]]?
* Tron's encounters with Denise Marmalade are full of funny exchanges:
** In the first one, Tron mockingly asks Denise if her mommy had to wake her up. Denise freaks out and asks [[JokeAndReceive how did she know that]].
** In the second one, Denise decided to run simulations to face Tron. It must have paid off, because she's able to ''suplex'' the Gustaff by herself!
** In the last one, she faces Tron with her own mecha, mentioning that she had to get special permission to buy it. Tron remarks that it means she'll get in huge trouble if she fails, and Denise says "Tell me about it" before realizing she shouldn't be talking.
* Remember how Tron said she'd punish those Servbots in the first game? Turns out, she has a torture room obstacle course, and '''you''' can [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential put Servbots through it]] to punish them for being lazy. [[YouBastard You absolute monster!]] [[ComedicSociopathy Do it again!]]

** In the last one, she faces Tron with her own mecha, mentioning that she had to get special permission to buy it. Tron remarks that it means she'll get in huge trouble if she fails, and Denise says "Tell me about it" before realizing she shouldn't be talking.

* Tron Bonne, the brains behind the many machines the Bonnes use, when faced with an electric trap, [[PercusiveMaintenance simply kicks it to shut it off.]] ''And it works.''

* The Bonnes have no choice but to leave [[TheRivel Glyde]] behind as their train heads off. You can almost see the crocodile tears running down their faces as they send him off. The laugh Teisel lets out afterwards is what sells it.

* During the [[ThatOneBoss/MegaMan otherwise not very funny boat battle]], we get this rather hilarious exchange while the Bonnes chases Mega Man and Roll's boat down a canal:
-->'''Tesiel Bonne:''' What's the matter? If you don't watch it, you're gonna end up with a big hole in your backside! Ha ha ha ha ha!\\
'''Roll Caskett:''' I can't shake them...Mega Man...Mega Man, are you all right? You didn't fall off or anything did you?
* There are a few occasions where you get bonus dialogue options in conversations, options which, while usually wrong as far as advancing the plot or sidequest, are universally hilarious. For example, Mega Man encounters a painter in Uptown who comments that something's missing from the painting she's working on and asks him what he thinks it needs. The player can either reply "Some red" or [[JerkassHero "Some talent."]]

* After Mega Man destroys the Marlwolf, all Teisel can do is stand in disbelief with smoke rolling off him as he mumbles that Mega Man never considered how expensive it was to build the thing.

** The second game makes it even funnier. Apparently, they still know what astronauts are despite having lost the technology of space crafts.

'''Tron Bonne''': What... ah... ''*screams*'' ...y-you dummies! Why didn't you tell me before?!? R-retreat, retreat!\\

-->'''Favorite Servbot''': [[BlackComedy Smoke? Is something on fire]]?

* There are a few occasions where you get bonus dialogue options in conversations, options which, while usually wrong as far as advancing the plot or sidequest, are universally hilarious. For example, Mega Man encounters a painter in Uptown who comments that something's missing from the painting she's working on and asks him what he thinks it needs. The player can either reply "Some red" or [[DeadpanSnarker "Some talent."]]

** This become [[HilariousinHindsight even funnier]] after the toilet paper shortages at the start of the 2020 Corona virus lockdown in the US.

-->'''Favorite Servbot''': Smoke? Is something on fire?

* After going through hell and back to save Tiesel and Bon Bonne and getting a giant golden refractor the bonnes throw a party, after awhile Tron starts talking with her favorite servbot commenting on how hard it's been working and how it had trash duty that day all the while Tiesel was gloating over how they got back at Loathe and Glyde, cue the servbot saying that he emptied the storage room. Tron tenatively asks if he remembered to leave the ''giant treasure box which had the giant golden refractor in it and was their payoff for all that hard work'' alone. Cue the servbot saying he got rid of everything in the storage room. Cue Tron going ballistic, Tiesel looking petrified and then when the screen fades to black we get this...
-->'''Random Servbot''': (Matter of factly) I smell burning.....is something on fire? (Tron regularly sets her servbots on fire when they mess up)

* There's something to be said about the Gemeinschaft's engine being nothing more than [[spoiler:Bon hauling ass on the tracks as fast as his massive robot arms can carry him]]. It really does speak volumes about how completely ''flat broke'' the Bonnes have gotten by that point.

** Notably, in the Japanese version of the first game, [[RunningGag he also did a fist pump]] - they censored that out by not having him do the animation in the western release. It also doesn't help that ''Data'' practically told Mega Man to check the bathroom just to cause this.

* Mega Man encounters a painter in Uptown who comments that something's missing from the painting she's working on and asks him what he thinks it needs. The player can either reply "Some red" or [[{{Jerkass}} "Some talent."]]

-->'''Teisel Bonne''': Listen up everyone! I want you to take everything that isn't nailed down, you hear me?! I don't want there to even be a ''toothpick'' left!\\
'''Servbot 1''': Master Tiesel, we've taken all the supplies and loaded them onto the ship!\\
'''Servbot 2''': What should we do with the toilet paper?\\