History Funny / MeetTheRobinsons

** One of the contestants is Lizzie, whose display is of fire ants. When asked about them biting people

* One of Bowler Hat Guy's ideas to lure Lewis out of the house is to ''turn him into a duck.'' Which he soon realizes is neither beneficial for his plans nor possible.

* Bowler Hat Guy revealing to Doris his [[SarcasmMode brilliant plan]] to get revenge on Cornelius Robinson...[[EvilIsPetty with toilet paper]]. Doris comes up with the idea to steal the time machine. Bowler Hat Guy says it best:
--> "And though my plan was '''brilliant''', Doris' was...well, let's just say we went with Doris'."
** His initial plan before meeting Doris is revealed as him egging Robinson Industries and yelling "Robinson! You stink!"before he pulls out the toilet paper, his narration stating he was on the brink of destroying Robinson Industries.

* When Bowler Hat Guy has Lewis captured and is [[MrExposition telling him his entire back story]], he talks about how he met Doris, and says that "we retreated to [[CardCarryingVillain our villainous lair]]". The [[UnreliableNarrator footage]] shows that they actually went to an [[SugarBowl adorable kiddy theme restaurant]].
* For the DVD, every time the director's commentary gets interrupted by Bowler Hat Guy and Doris.
* The deleted scene where we get to see how Wilbur talked Carl into helping.

* "I have a big head and little arms!"
** [[IronicEcho I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.]]
** Master?

* This line:
--> '''Bowler Hat Guy''': Oh, I know! I'll turn him into a duck! Yes, yes, it's so evil! Oh... but I don't know how to do that... and I... I don't really ''need'' a duck...
* [[ActorAllusion Definitely]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7J2QASqJ3w the Tom Selleck joke.]]
** Plus:
-->'''Lewis:''' ...Spike and Dmitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
-->'''Wilbur:''' Neither do we. Go on.
* '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPCWiqPCls This.]]''' About twenty-eight seconds in.
* The whole introduction to the future is considered an Sugarwiki/MomentOfAwesome, how we got there however is rather hilarious.
-->'''Wilbur:''' If I prove to you I'm from the future, will you go back to the science fair?
-->'''Lewis:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah sure, whatever you say.]]
** Thus leaving Wilbur to throw Lewis off the orphanage.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDIYisQIKcM The singing frogs.]]
** Singing frogs with ''mafia'' connections. "Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes."
* The Robinson Family are an entire mix of SugarWiki/FunnyMoments, SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments, and SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* Grandpa Bud showing Lewis around the house:
--> '''Bud:''' Oh, I bet Lucille is baking cookies. ''[opens the door to show Lucille dancing in a disco room]'' Bake them cookies Lucille!
* [[LittleMissBadass "Don't sass me, Boy!]] [[IKnowKungFu I know karate."]]

* This conversation.
--> '''Lewis (to Uncle Art):''' Is dinner like this every night?
--> '''Art:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint No. Last night we had meatloaf.]]
* Lewis pulling out the "I am your father, young man" detail to win an argument against Wilbur near the end of the film.
* The "Cornelius comes home scene" full stop. Franny's deliciously flat [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oh]] [[OhCrap boy..."]], Bud's casual "Well, he's home early", Cornelius bursting in yelling about the time machines being gone only to spy Lewis, his younger self who waves sheepishly and after being singled out for causing the whole mess, Wilbur's remark of "Ratted out by the old lady. Harsh."
* Tiny the T-Rex's entrance. Everyone is scared, except Lewis.
-->'''Lewis:''' ''[excited]'' Why didn't you tell me you had a pet dinosaur?
-->'''Wilbur:''' [[OhCrap Uh, because we don't!]]

* Dr. Krunklehorn [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR4DzHo5hz8 arriving to judge the science fair]]
-->"Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN EIGHT DAYS!"
** "You can stay awake for days with no side effects."
*** Followed by a shriek.
** One of the contestants is Lizzie, whose display is of fire ants. When asked about them biting people
---> Only my enemies.
* One of Bowler Hat Guy's ideas to lure Lewis out of the house is to ''turn him into a duck.'' Which he soon realizes is neither beneficial for his plans nor possible.
** Another idea he had was to blow up the entire Robinson house, until he remembers that this would kill Lewis.
*** You know what? Most things that Bowler Hat Guy says and does can be marked as this.
* Wilbur bumping into one of Lewis's schoolmates and accidentally setting her frogs loose. Doubly so when we learn that [[spoiler:the girl is the past version of ''his mother''.]]
-->'''Wilbur:''' Annoying little girl, I don't have time for this!\\
'''Girl:''' Don't ''sass'' me, boy! ''IKnowKarate!''

-->'''Wilbur:''' Ratted out by the old lady. Harsh.

** Wilbur's explanation for why the hat is necessary: "If my family finds out I brought you here, they will [[BuriedAlive bury me alive]] [[BlackComedy and dance on my grave. I'm not exaggerating!]] ...well, yes I am, but not the point."

** Wilbur's explanation for why the hat is necessary: "If my family finds out I brought you here, they will [[BuriedAlive bury me alive]] [[BlackComedy and dance on my grave. I'm not exaggerating!]]...well, yes I am, but not the point."

** Wilbur's explanation for why the hat is necessary: "If my family finds out I brought you here, they will [[BuriedAlive bury me alive]] [[BlackComedy and dance on my grave]]. [[ExaggeratedTrope I'm not exaggerating!]]...well, yes I am, but not the point."

** Wilbur's explanation for why the hat is necessary: "If my family finds out I brought you here, they will [[BuriedAlive bury me alive]] [[BlackComedy and dance on my grave]]. [[SuddenlyShouting I'M NOT EXAGGERATING!]]...Yes I am but not the point."

---> '''Wilbur:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am so.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dead.]]'' I’m not allowed to even ''look'' at this thing, let alone ''drive'' it! [[OffingTheOffspring Mom and Dad are going to kill me!]] [[CruelAndUnusualDeath And I can tell you this; it will]] ''[[CruelAndUnusualDeath not]]'' [[CruelAndUnusualDeath be done with mercy!]]

--> '''Wilbur:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am so.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dead.]]'' I’m not allowed to even ''look'' at this thing, let alone ''drive'' it! [[OffingTheOffspring Mom and Dad are going to kill me!]] [[CruelAndUnusualDeath And I can tell you this; it will]] ''[[CruelAndUnusualDeath not]]'' [[CruelAndUnusualDeath be done with mercy!]]

[[caption-width-right:350:Lewis, meet [[spoiler:your future adoptive father]].]]

-->'''Lewis:''' [[SarcasmMode]] Yeah sure, whatever you say.

--> And right after Lewis asks if there was a time machine repair shop here, [[StunnedSilence Wilbur's reaction is priceless]]

--> And right after Lewis asks if there was a time machine repair shop here, [[StunnedScilence Wilbur's reaction is priceless]]

-->'''Wilbur:''' Dude, I can't take you seriously when you're wearing that.

--> '''Bud:''' Oh, Lucille should be baking cookies. ''[opens the door to show Lucille dancing in a disco room]'' Keep baking them cookies Lucille!

* Bowler Hat Guy revealing to Doris his [[SarcasmMode brilliant plan]] to get revenge on Cornelius Robinson...with toilet paper. Doris comes up with the idea to steal the time machine. Bowler Hat Guy says it best:

** The best part? Lewis goes around the house and meets the rest of Wilbur's family, who somehow manage to make the fruit hat look normal.

[[caption-width-right:350:Lewis, meet your future adoptive father.]]

'''Girl:''' Don't ''sass'' me, boy! ''IKnowKarate!''

-->'''Kid''': Hey Goob! Cool binder!
-->'''Kid''': Hi Goob! Wanna come over my house after school?
-->'''Bowler Hat Guy''': They all hated me...

* More unreliable narration from Bowler Hat Guy:

-->'''Kid''': Hi Goob! Wanna come to my house after school?

*** You know what? Most things that Bowler Hat Guy says and does can be marked as this.

--> '''Wilbur:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am so.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dead.]]'' I’m not allowed to even ''look'' at this thing, let alone ''drive'' it! [[OffingTheOffspring Mom and Dad are going to kill me!]] [[CruelAndUnusualDeath And I can tell you this; it will not be done with mercy!]]

* Lewis pulling out the [[spoiler: "I am your father, young man"]] detail to win an argument against Wilbur near the end of the film.
* The "Cornelius comes home scene" full stop. Franny's deliciously flat [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oh]] [[OhCrap boy..."]], Bud's casual "Well, he's home early", Cornelius bursting in yelling about the time machines being gone only to spy Lewis, [[spoiler: his younger self]] who waves sheepishly and after being singled out for causing the whole mess, Wilbur's remark of "Ratted out by the old lady. Harsh."

-->'''Kid''': Hi [[spoiler: Goob]]! Wanna come to my house after school?

[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler:Lewis, meet your future adoptive father.]]]]

'''Frankie:''' (Robotically)I am now under your control...\\