History Funny / MassEffect

* In 'Lair of the Shadow Broker' DLC, ANY of the banter between Shepard and Liara.

'''Shepard''' Shepard: Conrad. * draws pistol and aims it at him* This is not acceptable. * Lowers gun and shoots him in the foot* .

--->'''Joker''': Looks like he finally got that stick out of his butt... except now he's using it to beat guys to death.

*** This troper didn't even fire a shot. I just hit him with a combined master throw from Shepard and Kaidan. That was a crowning moment of funny on its own. Not to mention a DethroningMomentOfSuch for the Krogan.

** Not taking said Renegade interrupt is even more hilarious, since that results in one of your buddies doing it, startling Shepard, and responding to his accusing look with a shrug.

* After Shepherd explains to Tali that he isn't working for Cerberus, "they're working for [him]".

* After [[spoiler: destroying the collector's base]] Shepard indulge himself and flip off [[spoiler: the Illusive Man]]:

* When female Shepard goes to sign up with the mercs at Omega.

* One of Mordin Solus' random lines is particularly funny.

--->''[Joker stares at EDI, long and wary]''

** This troper thought that that moment was the VI's Crowning Moment of ''Stupid'', because the krogan managed to knock out both of his party members before he died.

*Another gem from the Overlord DLC comes when you get to the end of Vulcan station. You find a lone VI-controled [[MechaMook LOKI Mech]] trying to break the override control. It spots you and, at first holds up its hands like it's trying to surrender. Shepard motions with his/her hand and your squadmates shoot off its left arm. The Mech looks at it, then raises the pistol in its other hand only for that arm to get blown off as well, prompting the VI to stop controling it. The dazed mech will glance around, then run off. Gets funnier when you notice it hasn't left the room you're in and it stands next to Shepard who takes out his/her pistol. Then a Renagade Interrupt prompt appears. [[BoomHeadshot One guess as to what the interrupt is.]]
* Joker's thinking he'll get the blame for getting a connection wrong on the Normandy.
** --> "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I had to spend all day computing pi because he connected the overlord."

*** This troper thought Shepard's attempt at a password was a reference to "Sic Semper Tyrannis", which is Latin for "Thus always for tyrants". This is Virginia's state motto and what was screamed out by John Wilkes Boothe after he shot Abraham Lincoln in the back of the head.

*Another gem from the Overlord DLC comes when you get to the end of Vulcan station. You find a lone VI-controled [[MechaMook LOKI Mech]] trying to break the override control. It spots you and, at first holds up its hands like it's trying to surrender. Shepard motions with his hands and your squadmates shoot off its left arm. The Mech looks at it, then raises the pistol in its other hand only for that arm to get blown off as well, prompting the VI to stop controling it. The dazed mech will glance around, then run off. Gets funnier when you notice it hasn't left the room you're in and it stands next to Shepard who takes out his/her pistol. Then a Renagade Interrupt prompt appears. [[BoomHeadshot One guess as to what the interrupt is.]]

*Another gem from the Overlord DLC comes when you get to the end of Vulcan station. You find a lone VI-controled [MechaMook LOKI Mech] trying to break the override control. It spots you and, at first holds up its hands like it's trying to surrender. Shepard motions with his hands and your squadmates shoot off its left arm. The Mech looks at it, then raises the pistol in its other hand only for that arm to get blown off as well, prompting the VI to stop controling it. The dazed mech will glance around, then run off. Gets funnier when you notice it hasn't left the room you're in and it stands next to Shepard who takes out his/her pistol. Then a Renagade Interrupt prompt appears. [BoomHeadshot One guess as to what the interrupt is.]

--->[[spoiler: '''Garrus''']]: It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies awkwardness thing...in which case, fighting the Collectors will be a welcome distraction, so you know, a win either way.