History Funny / MarvelAvengersAlliance

* Mission 2-3-5: There's something inexplicably funny when a Sentinel, of all things, becomes the one who mocks Fantomex's {{Fauxreigner}}:

** Almost all dialogues in that Covert Task are funny, hilarious, ridiculous, or all of them combined, really. [[http://avengersalliance.wikia.com/wiki/Covert_Task:_Bright_Eyed,_Bushy_Tailed/Dialogues See here]] by yourself for the complete dialogues.

** Tony's response just makes this conversation more hilarious, when you think that in the ''Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse'' Tony himself is a fanboy of [[spoiler:[[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk The Hulk]]]]. Considering the bad blood between these two [[spoiler:Hulks]], it's very likely that Tony feels uncomfortable about Coulson's fanboying on [[Spoiler:Red Hulk]] this time.

* Remember that Phil Coulson's fanboying on ComicBook/CaptainAmerica's in ''Film/TheAvengers'' movie? This time, in Mission 2-4-2, he also does this to [[spoiler:ComicBook/RedHulk]], of all people.

* He deploys Phoenix in [=SpecOps=] 6, asking her to try and contact the Phoenix Force to help take out some mooks. Jean is frustrated that Tony is treating the idea with his usual flippancy (he calls the Phoenix Force "hot wings"), and so decides to [[ScareEmStraight scare him into mindfulness]] when she gets back:

'''Emma Frost''': [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Your security team are gentlemen, Fury. They were only too happy to open any door I wanted.]]\\

--> '''Mockingbird''': [''referring her time being [[BrainwashedAndCrazy mind-controlled]] in Spec Ops 1''] After that, I don't remember much - just that I was working for the "White Queen".
--> '''Nick Fury''': Emma Frost. She's one of the good guys. Why would she attack S.H.I.E.L.D.?
--> '''Emma Frost''': [[StealthHiBye I didn't.]]
--> '''Nick Fury''': [[CurseCutShort Son of a... who let you in here?]]
--> '''Emma Frost''': [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Your security team are gentlemen, Fury. They were only too happy to open any door I wanted.]]

* In Daimon Hellstrom's [=SpecOp=] in San Francisco, there's something bizarre that Baron Mordo's boss marker is ''always'' targeted on the Transamerica Tower. Aside from Dr. Strange, Mordo seems to have a grudge against financial advisors.

---> '''Rescue:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I drive your cars, too.]]
---> '''Iron Man:''' My cars!? [[LampshadeHanging Now that's over the line]]. Remind me to fire you when this is all over.

---> '''Rescue:''' I drive your cars, too.
---> '''Iron Man:''' My cars!? Now that's over the line. Remind me to fire you when this is all over.

** Almost all dialogues in that Covert Task are funny, hilarious, ridiculous, or all of them combined, really. [[http://avengersalliance.wikia.com/wiki/Covert_Task:_Bright_Eyed,_Bushy_Tailed/Dialogues See for yourself]] to the complete dialogues.

* Spec Ops 21 Mission 3:

** Also, he said this to Ka-Zar:
-->"I have something to confess. I'm a little disappointed you didn't yodel. But Zabu does a mean meow."

* Spec Ops 9 Mission 1:
--> '''Crimson Dynamo''': Stark, ha! Extremis tech is incredible power! I have seen it!\\
'''Iron Man''': Boris. What did they offer you this time? Is the suit finally going to do what you tell it to?\\
'''Crimson Dynamo''': That was Ultron's fault!\\
'''Iron Man''': Sure, everything was Ultron's fault. That's what I said when my car wouldn't start the other day.

--> '''Groot''': I am Groot.\\

--> '''Emma Frost:''' [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple Girls,]] [[DeadpanSnarker you're]] [[HoYay both pretty.]]

--> '''Emma Frost:''' Girls, you're both pretty.

* Hydro-man's introduction in Mission 3-2:
-->'''Tony Stark:''' Hydro-man. Haven't seen him around lately. Last I knew about him, he was putting the moves on Sandman's girlfriend.

** Also Thing's conversation with Hydro-man:

* In Daimon Hellstrom's [=SpecOp=] in San Francisco, there's something bizarre that Baron Mordo's boss marker is ''always'' targeted on the Transamerica Tower. Aside from Dr. Strange, Mordo seems to have a grudge on financial advisors.
* The special Heroic Battle in Season 1 involving the Warriors Three versus Thor, Sif and Heimdall, [[spoiler:and in Wave 2, Loki, Executioner and Amora.]] From start to finish, is full of hilarity. From a RantInducingSlight that set off the three gods against the Warriors Three, to [[spoiler:Skurge]] having to attack in spite of wanting to finish the feast, then [[spoiler:Loki]] hightailing it back to the Helicarrier, and last but not least, Volstagg blabbing about Fandral once having shaved Hogun's beard off, earning the latter's [[NotSoStoic rage]].
* In his XP Dossier, Hercules compares the Avengers to the Greek Pantheon: He comapres Hulk to Ares since they're both fierce warriors, Iron Man to Hepahestus, since they're both inventors and weapons designers, Captain America to Apollo as they're both "Beacons of light and hope", and Thor...to Aphrodite, since they both have long blonde hair. And to end his file, this gem from Marial Hill:

'''Tony Stark:''' Ay yi yi, that's a lot of symbiote goo. How many bodies? Four?
'''Squirrel Girl:''' [[GenkiGirl Hi, Mr. Stark!!!]]
'''Tony Stark:''' ...hi, Doreen.

* The special Heroic Battle in Season 1 involving the Warriors Three versus Thor, Sif and Heimdall, [[spoiler:and in Wave 2, Loki, Executioner and Amora.]] From start to finish, is full of hilarity. From a RantInducingSlight that set off the three gods against the Warriors Three, to [[spoiler:Skurge]] having to attack in spite of wanting to finish the feast, then [[spoiler:Loki]] hightailing it back to the Helicarrier, and last but not least, Volstagg blabbing about Fandral once having shaved [[TheStoic Hogun's]] beard off, earning the latter's rage.