History Funny / MarbleHornets

---> "Hey, have you been to the new [[AcceptableTargets OJ Simpson]] website? It's at slash-slash-backslash-escape."

*** The Trailer's overall [[Film/TheRoom Wiseau'esque]] quality coupled with the whiplash from the Nightmarish story of what happened behind the scenes makes it hilarious in itself.

-->'''Jessica:''' ''(Clearly irritated after being questioned)'' No, why are you asking?\\

--> "Hey, have you been to the new [[AcceptableTargets OJ Simpson]] website? It's at slash-slash-backslash-escape."

--> "How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...it's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

-->'''Joseph:''' "Then why did we film this shit?... you're a dick, you know that? We could have made a lot more money off of the other shot."\\

-->'''Kirill Baru:''' "I'd say that this commentary's going pretty well so far."

--->I'm not that stupid.

--->I mean, did you ''successfully'' steal something from my house?

--->'''Alex:''' Rolling.\\

-->'''Brian:''' Am I supposed to be silent?\\

--->'''[=LittleKuriboh=]:''' Make sure you're not wearing the chest mounted camera. And don't say you're making a documentary on antiquing.

--> I don't remember seeing anyone else out there that night, of course I wasn't super aware of my surroundings after being punched in the face!

--> This is Dumb Bitch Syndrome. Sees blood in the sink, touches it. Like, that came out of someone! Probably not in the way it's supposed to, given the Splatter Zone. He probably fuckin' tasted it afterwards, like, "[[CaptainObvious Oh, yeah, that's blood. Shit."]]

--> The, uh... the Operator in this scene wouldn't quit playing with his fucking phone while we were doing this.

* Even though this is actually nightmare fuel, the way the characters barely ever notice Slendy is right in front of them is [[WhatAnIdiot so idiotic]] it can be funny ''some'' times.

* In Entry #45, about three minutes in, after an encounter with Tim, Alex lets out this hilarious sounding "WHAT!" and it's so out of place I laugh every time.
** To put it in perspective: two masked men just lured Alex from his apartment and tried to ''smash his head in with a rock'', and he seems [[DoWrongRight more annoyed that they just gave up and ran off!]]
*** Tim Sutton: I know I'm an inept villan, but I'm not ''that'' inept.

-->''(Tim and Jay run through "Maybe this town's grown up" scene.)''
-->'''Alex:''' That... that's far enough.
-->'''Jay:''' Stop right there?
-->'''Alex:''' Yeah. Let's not do ''too'' much. Uh-
-->'''Tim:''' Who, uh... who wrote that dialogue with you, Alex?
-->'''Alex:''' That was just me.
-->'''Tim:''' Oh, okay...
-->'''Alex:''' ''(proudly)'' I do all the script for this.
-->'''Tim:''' ''(quietly)'' Oh. ''(Rubs hand over his face to disguise smirk and eye rolling.)''

---> I mean, did you ''successfully'' steal something from my house?

--->'''Alex:''' Rolling.
--->(Brian suddenly has [[IncurableCoughOfDeath a coughing fit]] and lurches offscreen.)
--->'''Alex:''' Good take.

-->'''Jessica:''' Just use "1234".
-->'''Jay:''' No, that's... that's too easy, it's the first thing I'd try.

--->'''Tim''': Whenever I'm around other people, [[HilariousInHindsight I just feel like I'm wearing a mask to hide who I really am.]]

--->'''Jay:''' I mean, we have this...
--->'''Tim:''' Alright, that makes me feel better. I feel a lot better. Why don't I just go back and wait for him to show up at my house again!

--> The, uh... the Operator in this scene wouldn't quit playing with his fucking phone while we were doing this.

* "Enttry" #37: when the characters in the home movie are singing Happy Birthday, they are distorted to sound like zombies. They all have thick Alabama accents. Think about that for a second.

* The special features on the Season 3 DVD include three scenes from Alex Kralie's student film. They show that, in addition to being [[StylisticSuck pretentious and inept,]] Alex's masterpiece is [[TastesLikeDiabetes groaningly saccharine.]]

* "Enttry" #37, when the characters are singing Happy Birthday, they are distorted to sound like zombies. Think about that for a second: they all have thick Alabama accents. The overall effect is...[[{{Narm}} less than threatening]].
** It doesn't sound so much like a bunch of zombies as it does [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader's]] stoner cousin from Alabama.

* When Tim is comparing himself to Alex in Entry #66 during his HeroicBSOD, Jay comments, "At least you aren't pointing a gun at me," which actually inspires a chuckle from Tim.

* Adam's utter conviction that Marble Hornets is entirely fictional can be very funny.

--->[=LittleKuriboh=]: Make sure you're not wearing the chest mounted camera. And don't say you're making a documentary on antiquing.

*** Finding something in a video, no one noticed when it was recorded, while re-watching the footage in order to edit it to put it on Website/YouTube. This is gloriously ironic considering this is the premise of the series in a nutshell.

*** And later:

--> Joseph: "Then why did we film this shit?... you're a dick, you know that? We could have made a lot more money off of the other shot."
--> Kirill Baru: "Ladies and gentlemen, fans of Marble Hornets, if you're mad that there's no shot on this DVD of people banging in a car, you can blame ''Troy. Wagner.''"
--> Troy: "I didn't think it was that important..."

--> Kirill Baru: "I'd say that this commentary's going pretty well so far."