History Funny / MapleStory

*** During a conversation about how Rhinne (Zero's merged past identity) used to have a wonderful singing voice, the priests debate if the [[SplitPersonalityTeam Split-Personality Team]] inherits her ability to sing as well. To settle the debate, Pietta asks the duo to sing for them, which they happily oblige. The reactions? Well...

** In Chapter 2, the player has to somehow get the {{Made of Iron}} [[SadistTeacher P.E. teacher, Magnus]] sent to the school infirmary to try and hook him up with the {{School Nurse}}, Hilla. What does the player character come up with? ''Try and knock him unconscious.'' ''With soccer balls.'' '''''[[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill 100 of them.]]'''''

* Jay's {{Otaku}} tendencies are not dissimilar from real life geeks. His nature as a clean freak is completely and utterly exploited by Kinesis for his own amusement.
--> '''Kinesis:''' ''[smiling]'' Here Nero, come closer and look.
--> '''Jay:''' ''[turning white as Nero approaches his electronics]'' KINESIS!

* During Act 3 of Black Heaven, Brighton tries his hand at [[FlirtingUnderFire pickup lines]] with Belle, with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl9wajDjbHI&feature=player_detailpage#t=1468 terrible results]]...
--> '''Belle:''' My Jaguar must be getting hungry... I need to feed him.
--> '''Brighton:''' If I was your mount, I'd never be hungry because you've got my back.
--> '''Belle:''' EW, what the- I'm going to pretend you never said that!
* Mir has become quite TheGadfly by the time of the ''Heroes of Maple'' campaign as seen in Act 1.
--> '''Evan:''' ''[teeth chattering]'' Brr... S-s-speak for yourself. I c-c-can't move.
--> '''Mir:''' ''[with a smile on his face]'' Don't worry, my fire-breath will warm you right up!
--> '''Evan:''' WHAT!? Are you trying to roast me?
--> '''Mir:''' I was just joking, master. Besides, you're just [[HeightAngst skin and bone]]. What kind of meal would that be?
--> '''Evan:''' ''[crying comically with a sigh]'' ...
** Then he ''keeps'' bringing this up throughout the entire Act! He also repeats it with Pushki.
---> '''Pushki:''' ''[after Evan saves him from berserk monsters]'' You sir, are a bona-fide Hero! Huh? That's one straaaange lizard you've got there, buddy.
---> '''Mir:''' ''[grimaces in irritation]''
---> '''Pushki:''' Ooh, sorry. Let me wipe this snow off my glasses... ''[puts them on]'' Eek! It's a dragon! A scaly fire-breathing penguin-eating dragon!
---> '''Mir:''' ''[[SlasherSmile [playful smile]]]'' You know, Master, I've always wondered what penguins tastes like!
---> '''Pushki:''' Don't eat me! I'm sorry... Nice dragon, friendly dragon!
** From Act 2, Evan, Mir, Mercedes, Phantom and Luminous have escaped from a death trap involving a room flooding with sand and gold and have reached the final door. However, the door won't open and the nearby inscription reads "The treasures of Abraxas may not leave this place." Luminous understandably starts pointing fingers at Phantom, who denies the accusations. It turns out Evan had some of the gold in his pockets, which he empties out. Then the door still doesn't open, and Mir is forced to literally cough up the much larger pile of gold that he took.
---> '''Mercedes:''' …I take back what I said earlier. You've got a long way to go to catch up with Freud and Afrien.
*** Earlier in the chapter, Evan, Mir and Mercedes are blocked by a golem; however, upon learning that Evan is Freud's successor, it agrees to let them in if he answers his riddle correctly. Mir jokingly asks if it's going to be the classic RiddleOfTheSphinx...forcing the golem to come up with another riddle on the spot.
** One ShoutOut to a particular ABoyAndHisX series by Evan and Mir again.
--> '''Evan:''' Mir! [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} I choose you!]]
--> '''Mir:''' I told you to stop saying that!
** Phantom’s AttentionWhore tendencies during the entirety of Act 3 are hilrious.
** Shade’s childish pout when Aran playfully asks who he is. It’s funnier considering he’s usually TheStoic.
* Jay's {{Otaku}} tendencies are not dissimilar from real life geeks. His nature as a clean freak is completely and utterly exploited by Kinesis for his own amusement.
--> '''Kinesis:''' ''[smiling]'' Here Nero, come closer and look.
--> '''Jay:''' ''[turning white as Nero approaches his electronics]'' KINESIS!
* When job-hunting turn up cold in Friendstory Chapter 6 Hawkeye laments
--> '''Hawkeye:''' No jobs. Absolutely no jobs. [[http://imgur.com/VeMK6Zt Thanks, Obama!]]
* The entire Mushroom Princess questline, wherein the protagonist is roped into a talent contest to make the princess smile. She's considered the Mushroom Kingdom's most beautiful...uh...woman(?), but the vague outline of her face suggests she looks like a character from the infamous manga ''Kuso Miso Technique'' (a.k.a. the source of the "Yaranaika" meme) and every non-resident who has seen the princess' face beneath the veil reacts as if she's some sort of Lovecraftian CosmicHorror.

* Mercedes' freakout when she [[BreakingTheFourthWall notices she's]] [[LevelDrain level 10]].

* Merecedes' freakout when she [[BreakingTheFourthWall notices she's]] [[LevelDrain level 10]].

* One ShoutOut to a particular ABoyAndHisX series by Evan and Mir again.

* Merecedes' freakout when she [[BreakingTheFourthWall notices she's level 10]].

* The entire Mushroom Princess questline, wherein the protagonist is roped into a talent contest to make the princess smile. She's considered the Mushroom Kingdom's most beautiful...uh...woman(?), but the vague outline of her face suggests she looks like a character from the infamous manga ''Kuso Miso Technique'' (a.k.a. the source of the "Yaranaika" meme) and every non-resident who has seen the princess' face beneath the veil reacts as if she's some sort of Lovecraftian CosmicHorror.

--> '''Hawkeye:''' No jobs. Absolutely no jobs. [[http://imgur.com/VeMK6Zt Thanks, Obama!]]

---> '''Mercedes:''' …I take back what I said earlier. You've got a long way to catch up with Freud and Afrien.

** From Act 2, Evan, Mir, Mercedes, Phantom and Luminous have escaped from a death trap involving a room flooding with sand and gold and have reached the final door. However, the door won't open and the nearby inscription reads "you can't take what's yours." Luminous understandably starts pointing fingers at Phantom, who denies the accusations. It turns out Evan had some of the gold in his pockets, which he empties out. Then the door still doesn't open, and Mir is forced to literally cough up the much larger pile of gold that he took.

---> '''Mercedes:''' …I take back what I said. You’re still long ways off from Freud and Afrien.

* One ShoutOut to a particular BoyAndHisX series by Evan and Mir again.

--> '''Kinesis:''' Here Nero, come closer and look.

--> '''Kinesis:''' Come here Nero! Get closer!

* During Act 3 of Black Heaven, Brighton tries his hand at [[FlirtingUnderFire pickup lines]] with Belle, with terrible results...

* When jobhunting turn up cold in Friendstory Chapter 6 Hawkeye laments

--> '''Jay:''' ''[turning white as Nero approaches his electronics]'' KINESIS!

--> '''Evan:''' ''[crying comically with a sigh]'' That's kind of harsh, don't you think? I didn't raise you this way...
** Then he ''keeps'' bringing this up throughout the entire Act! He also repeats it with Puske.
---> '''Puske:''' ''[after Evan saves him from berserk monsters]'' Thank you, Mr. Hero! Huh? Is that a lizard next to you? Looks weird.

---> '''Puske:''' Let's see... where's my glasses. Oh, here they are! ''[puts them on]'' Hieek! It's a dragon!
---> '''Mir:''' ''[[SlasherSmile [playful smile]]]'' Master, I wonder what penguin tastes like...
---> '''Puske:''' Please don't kill me.

--> '''Evan:''' ''[teeth chattering]'' I-I c-can't feel my hands and feet!
--> '''Mir:''' ''[with a smile on his face]'' Want me to breath fire, Master? It'll warm you right up!
--> '''Evan:''' N-No thanks! Are you trying to turn me into barbecue?!
--> '''Mir:''' Just kidding! Even if I wasn't, there wouldn't be anything to eat since you're [[HeightAngst so small!]]

** Then he ''keeps'' bringing this up throughout the entire Act!

* Jay's {{Otaku}} tendences are not dissimilar from real life geeks. His clean freak tendencies are also hilarious.