History Funny / MajorLeague

24th Feb '15 1:36:12 AM LTR
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* Before the big game, Hayes tells Taylor that Cerrano wants to sacrifice a live chicken for more power. Later, Jake presents Cerrano with "one chicken"...in the form of a bucket of [[ProductPlacement KFC]].

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* Before the big game, Hayes tells Taylor that Cerrano wants to sacrifice a live chicken for more power. Later, Jake presents Cerrano with "one chicken"...in the form of a bucket of [[ProductPlacement KFC]].KFC]].
** Becomes a BrickJoke later. When it looks like Cerrano is on the verge of striking out in the clutch, Hayes laments: "We should've got the live chicken!"
20th Feb '15 3:34:58 AM IlGreven
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* "I hate this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] song."

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* "I hate this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] song.""
* Before the big game, Hayes tells Taylor that Cerrano wants to sacrifice a live chicken for more power. Later, Jake presents Cerrano with "one chicken"...in the form of a bucket of [[ProductPlacement KFC]].
7th Jan '15 2:07:43 PM bkitu
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* When the lineup of players gets made, there's a montage of various Clevelanders complaining about the lack of big-name talent, ending with the Japanese-speaking ground crew at the stadium noting "these players are shit." As the team improves and starts threatening to make the postseason, another montage of those same Clevelanders show them celebrating the team they've got... except for the groundskeepers who note "these guys are still shitty." Then, in the crucial tie-breaking game, they finally come round and are seen whooping it up with the rest of the crowd.

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* When the lineup of players gets made, there's a montage of various Clevelanders complaining about the lack of big-name talent, ending with the Japanese-speaking ground crew at the stadium noting "these players are shit."They're shitty." As the team improves and starts threatening to make the postseason, another montage of those same Clevelanders show them celebrating the team they've got... except for the groundskeepers who note "these guys are "They're still shitty." Then, in the crucial tie-breaking game, they finally come round and are seen whooping it up with the rest of the crowd.
17th Dec '14 7:38:39 PM LTR
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* A bombed-out Jake Taylor gets a phone call inviting him to Indians spring training and he assumes it's one of his buddies pranking him:
---> '''Taylor:''' I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees.
26th Oct '14 2:15:29 AM HarryLovesHermione
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---> '''Color Guy:''' You can't say "God damn" on the air!
---> '''Doyle:''' Aah, nobody's listening!

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---> '''Color Guy:''' '''Monty:''' You can't say "God damn" on the air!
---> '''Doyle:''' Aah, don't worry, nobody's listening!listening anyway!
4th Jul '14 2:36:53 PM HarryLovesHermione
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** "Post-game show brought to you by..." *shuffles papers* "Christ, I can't find it, the hell with it!"
20th Jun '14 8:39:20 AM TheDiva
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** It gets better when the color guy gets into the act:
---> '''Doyle:''' Indians had no runs on one hit...one hit? That's all we got, ''one God damn hit?''
---> '''Color Guy:''' You can't say "God damn" on the air!
---> '''Doyle:''' Aah, nobody's listening!



** That first pitch? To [[GroinAttack the groin]]...

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** That first pitch? To [[GroinAttack the groin]]...groin]]...
* "I hate this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] song."
4th Jun '14 5:24:33 PM wittylibrarian
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* Vaughn's bullpen session with the stand-in wood dummy; his first pitch knocks it over. When it cuts back to him a few shots later, the entire dummy is covered in ball dents; Vaughn then uncorks a pitch that decapitates it.

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* Vaughn's bullpen session with the stand-in wood dummy; his first pitch knocks it over. When it cuts back to him a few shots later, the entire dummy is covered in ball dents; Vaughn then uncorks a pitch that decapitates it.it.
** That first pitch? To [[GroinAttack the groin]]...
21st Mar '14 12:51:38 AM HarryLovesHermione
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* As Hayes was not invited to spring training, security removes his bunk (with him asleep in it) off the grounds in the middle of the night. Hayes awakens the next morning as workouts have commenced with him on the outside: "Shit! I've been cut already?!"

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* As Hayes was not invited to spring training, security removes his bunk (with him asleep in it) off the grounds in the middle of the night. Hayes awakens the next morning as workouts have commenced with him on the outside: "Shit! I've been cut already?!"already?!"
* Harris's failed clubhouse prayer, thanks to Cerrano's rituals turning on the fire sprinklers and sending everyone running for the exit.
** "[[HypocriticalHumor JESUS CHRIST, CERRANO!]]"
** Harris also fails to heed Cerrano's warning about stealing Jobu's rum; as soon as he emerges from the dugout ("Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill!"), he promptly takes an errant bat to the back of the head.
* During the Spring Training montage, Hayes attempts to steal second, but his slide leaves him about a foot short of second base. The Giants shortstop taunts him ("Come on") and all Hayes does is flip him off while he's tagged out.
* Vaughn's bullpen session with the stand-in wood dummy; his first pitch knocks it over. When it cuts back to him a few shots later, the entire dummy is covered in ball dents; Vaughn then uncorks a pitch that decapitates it.
19th Mar '14 12:59:18 AM HarryLovesHermione
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-->'''Vaughn''':.......Fuck.

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-->'''Vaughn''':.......-->'''Vaughn''': (looking at how ridiculous he is with his glasses on).......Fuck.
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