History Funny / MASH

16th Jul '17 10:47:53 AM nombretomado
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** Even better: It's probably a reference to one of the famous Bill Mauldin's WW2 cartoons, where an old cavalry Sergeant tearfully shoots a broken down jeep.

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** Even better: It's probably a reference to one of the famous Bill Mauldin's WW2 [=WW2=] cartoons, where an old cavalry Sergeant tearfully shoots a broken down jeep.
28th May '17 11:34:39 AM mlsmithca
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* Hawkeye singing ''Goober Peas''....
-->'''Hawkeye:''' *singing in deep, goofy fashion* "''Peas peas peas....eating goober's peas....oooOOOOOHhhhhh HOW DELICIOUS....''"
-->'''Margaret:''' "WILL YOU STOP THAT!?"

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* Hawkeye singing ''Goober Peas''....
"Goober Peas".
-->'''Hawkeye:''' *singing ''[singing in deep, goofy fashion* "''Peas fashion]'' Peas peas peas....eating goober's peas....oooOOOOOHhhhhh HOW DELICIOUS....''"
DELICIOUS....
-->'''Margaret:''' "WILL WILL YOU STOP THAT!?"THAT!?



-->'''MP''': (relenting) I'm not even Catholic.
-->'''Mulcahy''': (genuinely) Would you like to be?

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-->'''MP''': (relenting) ''(relenting)'' I'm not even Catholic.
-->'''Mulcahy''': (genuinely) ''(genuinely)'' Would you like to be?



-->'''Margaret''': >nods<

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-->'''Margaret''': >nods<''[nods]''



-->'''Mulcahy''':Klinger, I thought you were an atheist.

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-->'''Mulcahy''':Klinger, -->'''Mulcahy''': Klinger, I thought you were an atheist.
22nd May '17 4:24:45 PM x_Dark_Magnus_x
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***Even funnier: Radar ''actully salutes the jack and then throws it on the ground.''
16th May '17 9:40:12 PM AnotherGuy
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* In "Of Moose and Men", Frank goes into a dither because a local buried something, thinking it was a mine or a bomb. When it's dug up, BJ and Kawkeye snark that Frank was excited over a kimchi pot[[note]]pickled cabbage and buried til it's properly fermented[[/note]].
-->'''B.J.:''' I'd get title to this land, Major. Before word gets out.\\
'''Frank:''' Huh?\\
'''Hawkeye:''' Don't you understand, man? You've struck ''cole slaw''!
16th May '17 9:32:40 PM AnotherGuy
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** In the same episode, Hawkeye and B.J. are arguing about who can tell jokes the best. BeleagueredAssistant Klinger snipes this winner at them:
--->'''Klinger:''' I'm writing my Uncle Abdul about what it's like over here-doctors, nurses, saving lives. Well, I got a commanding officer who dresses me up in his clothes and sits me on a horse named Sophie so he can paint his own picture. There's a priest writing war ditties. And a snooty major who pays me twenty bucks to go out into the woods with him and watch him blow up a pigeon with a land mine. And if that doesn't beat all, I got a head nurse who shoots unarmed luggage. All you guys do is ''tell jokes''. What the hell's so funny about ''that''?
13th May '17 5:06:00 PM LongLiveHumour
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** As tense as the moment is, Hawkeye, Margaret and Radar running around like headless chickens is prime comedy. The Chinese are coming, so they rush to hide in one of the tents, all three trying to pass through the door at once... only to make it inside and notice the whole thing is an empty frame. With a door in it.
12th May '17 4:52:07 PM LongLiveHumour
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* "Mail Call... Again" reveals (via home video) the face of Radar's mother... who looks astonishingly like a Radar in drag.
5th Mar '17 7:29:49 AM Ccook1956
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'''Trapper:''' You coulda killed yourself!\\

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'''Trapper:''' -->'''Trapper:''' You coulda killed yourself!\\
5th Mar '17 7:28:57 AM Ccook1956
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'''Trapper:''' You coulda killed yourself!\\
'''Flagg:''' If I have to.\\
'''Hawkeye:''' If we had more men like you, we'd have less men like you.
20th Feb '17 5:42:36 AM Ccook1956
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** Even later in the episode, where Potter and Hawkeye seek refuge from enemy fire in a foxhole and Potter hands Hawkeye a gun:
-->'''Potter:''' Fire that weapon!\\
'''Hawkeye:''' All right. (''to the gun'') You're fired.
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