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5th Mar '17 7:29:49 AM Ccook1956
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'''Trapper:''' You coulda killed yourself!\\

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'''Trapper:''' -->'''Trapper:''' You coulda killed yourself!\\
5th Mar '17 7:28:57 AM Ccook1956
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'''Trapper:''' You coulda killed yourself!\\
'''Flagg:''' If I have to.\\
'''Hawkeye:''' If we had more men like you, we'd have less men like you.
20th Feb '17 5:42:36 AM Ccook1956
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** Even later in the episode, where Potter and Hawkeye seek refuge from enemy fire in a foxhole and Potter hands Hawkeye a gun:
-->'''Potter:''' Fire that weapon!\\
'''Hawkeye:''' All right. (''to the gun'') You're fired.
29th Jan '17 10:33:31 PM Mdumas43073
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* At the start of the film, a rather serious, lengthy, "hell-yes" quote about Korea from Douglas [=MacArthur=] scrolls up while Hawkeye emerges from the officers' latrine at the depot... and is [[MoodWhiplash quickly followed by a quote from Eisenhower, completely out of context]], simply saying, "I will go to Korea."

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* At the start of the film, a rather serious, lengthy, "hell-yes" quote about Korea from Douglas [=MacArthur=] scrolls up past while Hawkeye emerges from the officers' latrine at the depot... and is [[MoodWhiplash quickly followed by a quote from Eisenhower, completely out of context]], simply saying, "I will go to Korea."
29th Jan '17 10:32:17 PM Mdumas43073
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* The rather serious, lengthy, "hell-yes" quote about Korea from [=MacArthur=] that crawls after a bit of panning and the camera holding on a wide shot of the 4077th, then suddenly switches to a quote from Eisenhower [[MoodWhiplash that quickly scrolls up, completely out of context,]] saying, "I will go to Korea."

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* The At the start of the film, a rather serious, lengthy, "hell-yes" quote about Korea from Douglas [=MacArthur=] that crawls after a bit of panning and the camera holding on a wide shot of the 4077th, then suddenly switches to a quote scrolls up while Hawkeye emerges from Eisenhower the officers' latrine at the depot... and is [[MoodWhiplash that quickly scrolls up, followed by a quote from Eisenhower, completely out of context,]] context]], simply saying, "I will go to Korea."
15th Jan '17 12:41:38 AM bweb
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** Sidney trying to talk down a distraught patient who has Burns at gunpoint.
--> '''Sidney''': [[BlatantLies He's a good man, one of the best in the profession, a terrific doctor and a great human being.]]
--> '''Henry''': Maybe we should call Father Mulcahy.
--> '''Hawkeye''': Yeah. He could give the truth last rites.


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* In "Dear Dad Three", a racist soldier asks Hawkeye to make sure he gets "the right color blood". Incensed, Hawkeye and Trapper use a tincture of iodine to slightly darken the soldier's skin while he's out. When the soldier comes to, he asks Klinger if he seems darker. Klinger, clearly in on it, says, "Are you sure they gave you the right color blood? This has happened before." But the real clincher comes when [[SassyBlackWoman Ginger]] congratulates him on "Passing" for white. Then tells him that she's an officer, so he should "Watch his mouth".
2nd Jan '17 11:24:13 PM bweb
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* Doubles as Heartwarming, but in one episode, after a pregnant refugee has been shot and the doctors manage to save her and her child, Klinger offers to donate a particularly nice article of women's clothing from his collection to her. Potter and Margaret overhear this from the operating table, prompting this exchange:
-->'''Potter''': I've got to give him that Section 8.

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* Doubles as Heartwarming, but in one episode, "The Kids", after a pregnant refugee has been shot and the doctors manage to save her and her child, Klinger offers to donate a particularly nice article of women's clothing from his collection to her. Potter and Margaret overhear this from the operating table, prompting this exchange:
-->'''Potter''': I've got to give get him that Section 8.discharge.


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** Also, during that episode, again doubling as Heartwarming, Mulcahy is offering up a prayer for the mother and child, and Klinger bows his head in prayer.
-->'''Mulcahy''':Klinger, I thought you were an atheist.
-->'''Klinger''': I gave it up for Lent.
2nd Jan '17 11:13:56 PM bweb
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** Also from "Deal Me Out", Hawkeye asks Sidney what the psychological basis for gambling is.
-->'''Sidney''': Sex.
-->'''Hawkeye''': Why?
-->'''Sidney''': I don't know, they told me to say it. Sex is why we gamble, sex is why we drink, [[CaptainObvious sex is why we give birth.]]
-->'''Hawkeye''': Thank you, doctor.
-->'''Sidney''': I'm taking a five dollar chip. That was a house call.
** At one point, Klinger brings the group sandwiches, including "something brown that just lays there." Later in the evening:
-->'''Hawkeye''': Hold it! Everybody freeze!
-->'''Sidney''': What's the matter?
-->'''Hawkeye''': One of the sandwiches just moved.
*** Even better, everyone stops to look at the sandwiches suspiciously.
1st Jan '17 8:44:25 AM bweb
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* Doubles as Heartwarming, but in one episode, after a pregnant refugee has been shot and the doctors manage to save her and her child, Klinger offers to donate a particularly nice article of women's clothing from his collection to her. Potter and Margaret overhear this from the operating table, prompting this exchange:
-->'''Potter''': I've got to give him that Section 8.
-->'''Margaret''': >nods<
1st Jan '17 8:14:53 AM bweb
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* Father Mulcahy convinces an MP to let him handle a situation with Klinger after the Corporal knocked out Major Burns.
-->'''MP''': (relenting) I'm not even Catholic.
-->'''Mulcahy''': (genuinely) Would you like to be?
* On one occasion, Winchester insists on coming along with Mulcahy to engage in some horse trading with individuals from the black market. After being TheLoad for the whole episode, they return to camp.
-->'''Mulcahy''': Having the Major along was a real blessing. And God willing, I'll never be blessed with him again.
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