History Funny / LunarEternalBlue

* When Ronfar and Hiro peep on Lucia, Ruby, Lemina, and Jean when they're changing clothes...and get ''caught''.

* "Listen up, soldiers. Our [[Film/TheFugitive fugitive]] has been on the run for a short while. She's in here somewhere. I want a low-level search of every bird house, dog house, outhouse, tree hourse, hen house, road house, boat house, and penthouse within a two-mile radius! We shall capture this rogue and her cohorts!" It might be another [[Film/TheFugitive reference]], but this one withstands the test of time ''way'' better, even if you don't know what it's referencing.

--> ''*Ronfar falls off the ladder after being repeatedly hit*''

** There's plenty of other hilarious books there too. One of the better ones involves a man making a claim about green bug-eyed aliens from the Blue Star abducting and AnalProbing him, eliciting a bewildered "[[BigWhat What?!]]" from the [[NotSoStoic normally stoic]] [[EmotionlessGirl Lucia]].

--> '''Lemina''': Actually, I'd rather have a lovely 1000S coin. Can you arrange that?
--> '''Merchant''': Girlie, if I were in a position to throw away cash on bums, you'd call me Clinton and I'd be President.

* When Leo first cornered the party with his Dragonship Destiny, and ready to fire to obliterate them. Suddenly lightning bolts struck from above and disabled the ship's weapons. Leo's men were scared, but Leo assured them that they were Althena's chosen, and no harm would come to them. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NcailmuJYg Cue multiple lightning bolts zapping Leo to unconsciousness.]] Turns out a VillainousRescue by Ghaleon.

--> '''Ronfar:''' That...REALLY hurt...but I still have sensation in all of my most important extremities.

* "Basic Magic Volume 3: [[TakeThat Killing Barney Made Easy]]"

** The PS version has a bromide of ''Mauri'' imitating her brother.

* The [[BloodierAndGorier blood-obsessed]] fanboy at the martial arts tournament who's hoping to see VideoGame/MortalKombat style violence.

-->'''{{Satan}}?:''' Psst. You. Yes, you. I see what you're doing. Ripping XA Audio from the CD, illegally listening to it without legitimately finishing the game. You wanted to hear those outtakes so bad, you couldn't wait. I like that. Cheating is good. [[NotCheatingUnlessYouGetCaught You know when you cheated on that test in school and thought nobody was looking]] - I saw it, and I remember. When you lied to your parents and you thought you got away with it - you didn't. But I liked it. And now you're cheating with XA Audio. Where does it stop?!? It doesn't! That's the best part! I have a place just for you. [[{{Hell}} A nice warm place right at my side.]] [[EvilLaugh Hahahaha. MWAHAHAHA!]]

* When Leo first cornered the party with his Dragonship Destiny, and ready to fire to obliterate them. Suddenly lightning bolts struck from above and disabled the ship's weapons. Leo's men were scared, but Leo assured them that they were Althena's chosen, and no harm would come to them. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NcailmuJYg Cue multiple lightning bolts zapping Leo to unconsciousness.]] [[spoiler: Turns out a VillainousRescue by Ghaleon.]]

* When the party goes to Taben's Peak [[spoiler:to find Nall]], they are ambushed by some kids. The kids' weapon of choice? [[ImprovisedWeapon Pinecones]], naturally.

* A book in the library of Lemina's magic guild lecturing on the importance of resource conservation is titled (or sub-titled) [[{{Squick}} "Don't Toss That Pad!"]]

-->'''{{Satan}}?:''' Psst. You. Yes, you. I see what you're doing. Ripping XA Audio from the CD, illegally listening to it without legitimately finishing the game. You wanted to hear those outtakes so bad, you couldn't wait. I like that. [[EvilFeelsGood Cheating is good.]] [[NotCheatingUnlessYouGetCaught You know when you cheated on that test in school and thought nobody was looking]] - I saw it, and I remember. When you lied to your parents and you thought you got away with it - you didn't. But I liked it. And now you're cheating with XA Audio. Where does it stop?!? It doesn't! That's the best part! I have a place just for you. [[{{Hell}} A nice warm place right at my side.]] [[EvilLaugh Hahahaha. MWAHAHAHA!]]

* The [[BloodierAndGorier blood-obsessed]] fanboy at the martial arts tournament who's hoping to see MortalKombat style violence.

-->'''{{Satan}}?:''' Psst. You. Yes, you. I see what you're doing. Ripping XA Audio from the CD, illegally listening to it without legitimately finishing the game. You wanted to hear those outtakes so bad, you couldn't wait. I like that. [[EvilFeelsGood Cheating is good.]] [[NotCheatingUnlessYouGetCaught You know when you cheated on that test in school and thought nobody was looking]] - I saw it, and I remember. When you lied to your parents and you thought you got away with it - you didn't. But I liked it. And now you're cheating with XA Audio. Where does it stop?!? It doesn't. That's the best part! I have a place just for you. [[{{Hell}} A nice warm place right at my side.]] [[EvilLaugh Hahahaha. MWAHAHAHA!]]