History Funny / LollipopChainsaw

--> "[[TwistYourHeartWithASpoon I'LL RIP YOU OPEN AND SHIT IN YOUR RIBCAGE!]]"

--> "I'LL RIP YOU OPEN AND SHIT IN YOUR RIBCAGE!"

** Juliet says she has to find her sensei, Nick asks for clarification, Juliet [[MathematiciansAnswer doesn't,]] and Nick asks if that means he's her teacher . She's ecstatic that he can speak Japanese and blurts out a bunch of GratuitousJapanese. When Nick clarifies that he only knows that one word, she calls him an innocent kitten who can't speak Japanese.

** When asked how she and Nick can have babies if he's just a head, Juliet suggests using magic and their DNA to make a child. And cheerfully adds that there's ''only'' a 50% chance of it being a cannibal.

* ''"'Torturing small animals'?! What kind of whackjob waterboards [[ChipAndDale Chip and Dale]]?"''

** This is a personal one, but when Juliet asks Nick his favorite color, his fumbling to pick one entertained me to no end. His delivery is so effective. "I fucked up. It's yellow." Also doubles as a [[GeniusBonus Popculture Bonus.]] [[spoiler: It's a reference to MontyPython.]]

--> "Dude! [[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Black Knight! You have no legs!]] Stop already!"

** During [[NewAgeRetroHippie Marsika's]] [[MushroomSamba level]], Nick asks Juliet if she's ever had a "space cake", or a pot brownie. Juliet is disgusted at the thought of doing drugs. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "R-Right, me neither. I have no idea never what a space cake is like. It totally doesn't remind me of how I feel right now at all."]]

** When asked how she and Nick can have babies if he's just a head, Juliet suggests using magic and their DNA to make a child. And cheerfully adds that there's a 50% chance of it being a cannibal.

** During [[NewAgeRetroHippie Marsika's]] [[MushroomSamba level]], Nick asks Juliet if she's ever had a "space cake", or a pot brownie. Juliet is disgusted at the thought of doing drugs. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "R-Right, me neither. I've never had a space cake and it totally doesn't remind me of how I feel right now."]]

--> "Dude! [[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Black Knight! You have no legs!]] Stop already!"

--> "OH SHITMUFFINS!"
--> "There was a mosquito on my arm and it looked like my friend Brian so I squashed it!!"

--> ''(against Lewis)'' "Now I'm glad they slaughtered all those elephants in Africa. FUCK THEM!"

* Rosalind plays with Nick's head and puts makeup on him. Mr. Starling is absolutely disgusted and orders him to stop acting gay, completely ignoring his protests that he's helpless and Rosalind is the one who did that.

--> ''(against Zed)'' You wear all that makeup to hide your indistinct chin!
--> ''(against Lewis)'' Now I'm glad they slaughtered all those elephants in Africa. FUCK THEM!"

* Rosalind plays with Nick's head and puts makeup on him. Mr. Starling is absolutely disgusted and orders him to stop acting gay, completely ignoring his protests that he's helpless and Rosalind is the one who did that.

--> '''Nick:''' Rah rah, being a head sucks, fuck everything, rah rah... how's that?"

** During [[NewAgeRetroHippie Marsika's]] [[MushroomSamba level]], Nick asks Juliet if she's ever had a pot brownie. Juliet is disgusted at the thought of doing drugs. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "R-Right, me neither. I've never had a pot brownie and it totally doesn't remind me of how I feel right now."]]

* Josey's influences include, amongst other things, eight-foot piles of cocaine and [[StarWars C-3PO]].

* Josey's influences include eight-foot piles of cocaine and [[StarWars C-3PO]].

--> "There was a mosquito on my arm and it looked like my friend Brian so I squashed it!!"

--> "OH SHITMUFFINS!"

** While fighting the zombie Mr. Fitzgibbon, Nick yells, "He gave me a D last week. Kill him!"

--> ''(hysterical laughter)'' "This is awful, but ''hilarious''!!"

--> ''(maniacal laughter)'' "This is awful, but ''hilarious''!!"

** Nick stay on Juliet while she's changing into her alternate costumes, which suggests she has no inhibitions in changing in front of him. As a result, you'll hear a lot of this: