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--> "I got a hard-on for dead cheerleaders!"
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--->'''Nick''': I wish I had my penis right now.

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--->'''Nick''': God, I wish I had my a penis right about now.



--> "WELCOME TO SKULLFUCK CENTRAL!"

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--> "WELCOME TO SKULLFUCK SKULL-FUCK CENTRAL!"
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* This gem from the O'Bannon Farm:
-->'''Juliet''': I'm glad I just so happened to wear my zombie-fighting underwear today.
-->'''Nick''': What?
-->'''Juliet''': Sensei Morikawa said wearing cotton underwear with little teddy bears or hearts is best for doing battle. He'd make me wear them to every class!
-->'''Nick''': .........I'm so creeped out right now.
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** While fighting the zombie Mr. Fitzgibbon, Nick yells, "He gave me a D last week. Kill him!"
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--> "WELCOME TO SKULLFUCK CENTRAL!"

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--->'''Nick''': I wish I had my penis.

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--->'''Nick''': I wish I had my penis.penis right now.



--> "Let me [[HotDad fuck your father]]!"



--> "I'LL RIP YOU OPEN AND SHIT IN YOUR RIBCAGE!"

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--> "I'LL RIP YOU OPEN AND SHIT IN YOUR RIBCAGE!"RIBCAGE!"
* Pretty much anything that comes out of Rosalind's mouth.
--> ''(maniacal laughter)'' "This is awful, but ''hilarious''!!"
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--> "I can't get this KatyPerry song out of my head! [[TakeThat What a terrible way to die]]!"

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--> "I can't get this KatyPerry song out of my head! [[TakeThat What a terrible way to die]]!"die]]!"
** Zed in particular is a hot mess.
--> "I'LL RIP YOU OPEN AND SHIT IN YOUR RIBCAGE!"
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--> ''"Sh-She doesn't know that, she doesn't know anything about my tongue sir!"''

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--> ''"Sh-She doesn't know that, she doesn't know anything about my tongue sir!"''sir!"''
* A lot of the zombies' dialogue.
--> "Nuclear testes in my pants!"
--> "I'm gonna fist my ass with your head!"
--> "I can't get this KatyPerry song out of my head! [[TakeThat What a terrible way to die]]!"

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---> ''"I killed a whole tribe of Frankenbarries once!"''
---> ''"Frankenbarries? What, like the cereal?"''

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---> ''"I killed a whole tribe of Frankenbarries Frankenberries once!"''
---> ''"Frankenbarries? ''"Frankenberries? What, like the cereal?"''



** Nick stay on Juliet while she's changing into her alternate costumes, which suggests she has no inhibitions in changing in front of him. As a result, you'll hear a lot of this:
--->'''Juliet''': So, how do I look?
--->'''Nick''': I wish I had my penis.



---> ''"What is he gonna do, shoot magic stars at chupacabras with his tongue?"''
---> ''"Maybe, Dad. Nick's tongue is very limber!"''
---> ''"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!"''
---> ''"Sh-She doesn't know that, she doesn't know anything about my tongue sir!"''

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---> --> ''"What is he gonna do, shoot magic stars at chupacabras with his tongue?"''
---> --> ''"Maybe, Dad. Nick's tongue is very limber!"''
---> --> ''"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!"''
---> --> ''"Sh-She doesn't know that, she doesn't know anything about my tongue sir!"''
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** "Nick Popper! I can shoot your head with this!" [[FlatWhat "...what?"]]
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---> ''"That cereal is total propaganda to get you to trust them!"''

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---> ''"That cereal is total propaganda to get you to trust them!"''them!"''
* Nick and [[OverprotectiveDad Mr. Starling]].
---> ''"What is he gonna do, shoot magic stars at chupacabras with his tongue?"''
---> ''"Maybe, Dad. Nick's tongue is very limber!"''
---> ''"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!"''
---> ''"Sh-She doesn't know that, she doesn't know anything about my tongue sir!"''
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* ''"'Torturing small animals'?! What kind of whackjob waterboards [[ChipAndDale Chip and Dale]]?"''
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** During [[NewAgeRetroHippie Marsika's]] [[MushroomSamba level]], Nick asks Juliet if she's ever had a pot brownie. Juliet is disgusted at the thought of doing drugs. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "R-Right, me neither. I've never had a pot brownie and it totally doesn't remind me of how I feel right now."]]

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** During [[NewAgeRetroHippie Marsika's]] [[MushroomSamba level]], Nick asks Juliet if she's ever had a pot brownie. Juliet is disgusted at the thought of doing drugs. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "R-Right, me neither. I've never had a pot brownie and it totally doesn't remind me of how I feel right now."]]"]]
** Juliet explaining all the various mythological baddies she's slain in her life.
---> ''"I killed a whole tribe of Frankenbarries once!"''
---> ''"Frankenbarries? What, like the cereal?"''
---> ''"That cereal is total propaganda to get you to trust them!"''
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** This is a personal one, but when Juliet asks Nick his favorite color, his fumbling to pick one entertained me to no end. His delivery is so effective. "I fucked up. It's yellow."

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** This is a personal one, but when Juliet asks Nick his favorite color, his fumbling to pick one entertained me to no end. His delivery is so effective. "I fucked up. It's yellow."" Also doubles as a [[GeniusBonus Popculture Bonus.]] [[spoiler: It's a reference to MontyPython.]]
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** This is a personal one, but when Juliet asks Nick his favorite color, his fumbling to pick one entertained me to no end. His delivery is so effective. "I fucked up. It's yellow."

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** This is a personal one, but when Juliet asks Nick his favorite color, his fumbling to pick one entertained me to no end. His delivery is so effective. "I fucked up. It's yellow.""
** During [[NewAgeRetroHippie Marsika's]] [[MushroomSamba level]], Nick asks Juliet if she's ever had a pot brownie. Juliet is disgusted at the thought of doing drugs. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "R-Right, me neither. I've never had a pot brownie and it totally doesn't remind me of how I feel right now."]]
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** "Agnes used to be so hot. Now she's got an intestine coming out of her vagina."
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** [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "DON'T BE RACIST AGAINST COWS, NICK!"]]

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** [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "DON'T BE RACIST AGAINST COWS, NICK!"]]NICK!"]]
** This is a personal one, but when Juliet asks Nick his favorite color, his fumbling to pick one entertained me to no end. His delivery is so effective. "I fucked up. It's yellow."
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* Rosalind Starling's dream is to meet Music/JustinBieber and [[TakeThat add his skull to her collection.]]

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* Rosalind Starling's dream is to meet Music/JustinBieber and [[TakeThat add his skull to her collection.]] [[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy Her collection of yeti skulls.]]

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* Juliet says she has to find her sensei, Nick asks for clarification, Juliet [[MathematiciansAnswer doesn't,]] and Nick asks if that means he's her teacher . She's ecstatic that he can speak Japanese and blurts out a bunch of GratuitousJapanese. When Nick clarifies that he only knows that one word, she calls him an innocent kitten who can't speak Japanese.
* When asked how she and Nick can have babies if he's just a head, Juliet suggests using magic and their DNA to make a child. And cheerfully adds that there's a 50% chance of it being a cannibal.
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "DON'T BE RACIST AGAINST COWS, NICK!"]]

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* Since Juliet and Nick have a lot of CasualDangerDialog through the course of the game, a lot of their interactions are going to end up being this.
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Juliet says she has to find her sensei, Nick asks for clarification, Juliet [[MathematiciansAnswer doesn't,]] and Nick asks if that means he's her teacher . She's ecstatic that he can speak Japanese and blurts out a bunch of GratuitousJapanese. When Nick clarifies that he only knows that one word, she calls him an innocent kitten who can't speak Japanese.
* ** When asked how she and Nick can have babies if he's just a head, Juliet suggests using magic and their DNA to make a child. And cheerfully adds that there's a 50% chance of it being a cannibal.
* ** [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "DON'T BE RACIST AGAINST COWS, NICK!"]]
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* "DON'T BE RACIST AGAINST COWS, NICK!"

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* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "DON'T BE RACIST AGAINST COWS, NICK!"NICK!"]]
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* When asked how she and Nick can have babies if he's just a head, Juliet suggests using magic and their DNA to make a child. And cheerfully adds that there's a 50% chance of it being a cannibal.

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* When asked how she and Nick can have babies if he's just a head, Juliet suggests using magic and their DNA to make a child. And cheerfully adds that there's a 50% chance of it being a cannibal.cannibal.
* "DON'T BE RACIST AGAINST COWS, NICK!"
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* Juliet mentions her zombie-killing sensei. Nick asks why she doesn't just call him 'teacher'. She's ecstatic that he can speak Japanese and blurts out a bunch of unrelated cutesy words, like kawaii and neko. When Nick clarifies that he only knows that one word, she [[HypocriticalHumor calls him a silly kitten who can't speak Japanese]].

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* Juliet mentions says she has to find her zombie-killing sensei. sensei, Nick asks why she doesn't just call him 'teacher'. for clarification, Juliet [[MathematiciansAnswer doesn't,]] and Nick asks if that means he's her teacher . She's ecstatic that he can speak Japanese and blurts out a bunch of unrelated cutesy words, like kawaii and neko. GratuitousJapanese. When Nick clarifies that he only knows that one word, she [[HypocriticalHumor calls him a silly an innocent kitten who can't speak Japanese]].Japanese.
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* Juliet mentions her zombie-killing sensei. Nick asks why she doesn't just call him 'teacher'. She's ecstatic that he can speak Japanese and blurts out a bunch of unrelated cutesy words, like kawaii and neko. When Nick clarifies that he only knows that one word, she [[HypocriticalHumor calls him a silly puppy who can't speak Japanese]].

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* Juliet mentions her zombie-killing sensei. Nick asks why she doesn't just call him 'teacher'. She's ecstatic that he can speak Japanese and blurts out a bunch of unrelated cutesy words, like kawaii and neko. When Nick clarifies that he only knows that one word, she [[HypocriticalHumor calls him a silly puppy kitten who can't speak Japanese]].
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* Rosalind Starling's dream is to meet Music/JustinBieber and [[TakeThat add his skull to her collection.]]

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* Rosalind Starling's dream is to meet Music/JustinBieber and [[TakeThat add his skull to her collection.]]]]
* Juliet mentions her zombie-killing sensei. Nick asks why she doesn't just call him 'teacher'. She's ecstatic that he can speak Japanese and blurts out a bunch of unrelated cutesy words, like kawaii and neko. When Nick clarifies that he only knows that one word, she [[HypocriticalHumor calls him a silly puppy who can't speak Japanese]].
* When asked how she and Nick can have babies if he's just a head, Juliet suggests using magic and their DNA to make a child. And cheerfully adds that there's a 50% chance of it being a cannibal.
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* Rosalind Starling's dream is to meet JustinBieber and [[TakeThat add his skull to her collection.]]

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* Rosalind Starling's dream is to meet JustinBieber Music/JustinBieber and [[TakeThat add his skull to her collection.]]
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* "Her dream is to meet JustinBieber and [[TakeThat add his skull to her collection.]]"

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* "Her Rosalind Starling's dream is to meet JustinBieber and [[TakeThat add his skull to her collection.]]"]]
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* ''"How am I still talking without a fucking thorax?!"''

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* ''"How am I still talking talking...without a fucking thorax?!"''FUCKING THORAX?!"''

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* "Her dream is to meet JustinBieber and add his skull to her collection."

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* "Her dream is to meet JustinBieber and [[TakeThat add his skull to her collection."]]"
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* ''"How am I still talking without a fucking thorax?!"''

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* ''"How am I still talking without a fucking thorax?!"''thorax?!"''
* "Her dream is to meet JustinBieber and add his skull to her collection."
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* ''"How am I still talking without a fucking thorax?!"''

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