History Funny / LoadingReadyRun

* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQqgp5lXeRw their first Askmaster segment]], a pastiche of Series/{{Taskmaster}}, Kathleen, Ian, Serge, Alex, and Beej are tasked with building the highest tower they can with a deck of cards. Alex is the only one of the five not to realize that [[ExactWords the rules never stipulate that they can't use anything other than the cards.]] [[spoiler:He still doesn't come in last, as Serge [[EpicFail builds his outside the staging area.]]]]

* James, Beej, Cori, Ian and Alex decide to learn a new skill: ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgFfnuNXitY Axe throwing.]]'' A grand mixture of hilarity and awesomeness ensue.

'''Graham:''' ''[[FacePalm (face palming)]]'' I barely finished the sentence. Why?

* Kathleen declaring that ''[[Creator/Sega Sonic Team]]'' have reached ''Fuck Nirvana'' after they added a [[MemeticMutation Sanic T-Shirt]] to ''VideoGame/SonicForces''
--> "They have extinguished ''all fucks'' from the very cores of their souls, and now, their mind is totally clear of the concept of giving a shit about keeping the real Sonic separate from the Internet's twisted mirror version, and a calm has come across them, and so they can finally give the fans what they truly want: [[MundaneMadeAwesome A Sanic shirt]] on their [[{{Squick}} erotic RP character]] that's been rendered in the official game. Namaste, Sonic Team."

--> "They have extinguished ''all fucks'' from the very cores of their souls, and now, their mind is totally clear of the concept of giving a shit about keeping the real Sonic separate from the Internet's twisted mirror version, and a calm has come across them, and so they can finally give the fans what they truly want: [[MundaneMadeAwesome A Sanic shirt]] on their [[Squick erotic RP character]] that's been rendered in the official game. Namaste, Sonic Team."

* After getting fed up with people repeatedly asking them if they were still making Friday Nights video they registered the domain [[http://www.DoesLoadingReadyRunStillMakeFridayNights.com www.DoesLoadingReadyRunStillMakeFridayNights.com]]. The page just says [[BluntYes Yes]].

* As one of the rewards for supporting their Season 11 Kickstarter, every member of the LoadingReadyRun crew agreed to have tennis balls shot at them. When it's Cam's turn to have tennis balls shot at him, he sits down and [[https://youtu.be/-z5khwSvTas?t=19m43s starts playing Wonderwall]]

* After getting fed up with people repeatedly asking them if they were still making Friday Nights video they registered the domain [[http://www.DoesLoadingReadyRunStillMakeFridayNights.com www.DoesLoadingReadyRunStillMakeFridayNights.com]]. The page just says [[FlayYes Yes]].

* In the stinger for the third episode of Feed Dump, Graham proves that he is incapable of saying "admiral", instead saying "admirable" five or six times in a row.
** The same episode of Feed Dump features "Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About" (but with Alex and Kathleen instead), where Graham asks how many turtles were attempted to be smuggled in Thailand.
--> '''Alex:''' Why were they smuggling turtles? Are there drugs inside the turtles?
--> '''Kathleen:''' Sixty thousand.
--> '''Alex:''' ''Why were they smuggling turtles?''
--> '''Kathleen:''' I thought if I sounded authorative, people would think I was right...
--> '''Alex:''' "Well, if I have to guess, then like, this many ''(holds up seven fingers)''"
--> '''Kathleen:''' Can I phone a friend? And can that friend be either Matt or Paul?
--> '''Alex:''' Is there a standard unit of measurement for number of turtles? Like, could I say, like, ten bushels of turtles?
--> '''Kathleen:''' ''(on the phone with Paul)'' Do you know how many turtles were smuggled out of suitcases in Thailand?
--> (Beat)
--> '''Paul (on phone):''' Five.
--> '''Alex:''' Five?
--> '''Kathleen:''' I'm gonna go with that.
** Also worth noting is that Alex was closest without going over, with seven. And the answer was [[{{EpicFail}} 451.]]
** [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/feed-dump/4762-Ash-Bullets-Wow-Butter Ash-Bullets & Wow-Butter]] While discussing a peanut-free alternative to peanut butter, "(Safe for school) Wow-Butter". Alex says the "Wow-Butter" he had in mind was not a street drug, as Kathleen guessed, but anal lube. Kathleen says it's "still ''technically'' safe for schools, but don't bring it". Alex tries to stifle his laughter. Kathleen, giggling, tries to clarify that there are many useful uses for anal lube.
-->'''Kathleen:''' You could be using it to lubricate a variety of things. If you have any creativity, I'm sure there are some sticky gears or something you can grind.
-->'''Paul:''' Is that what they call them now? "Billy, I gotta unstick your gears, if you get my drift."
-->'''Kathleen:''' Hinges...locks...science equipment...lots of things need a good lubricant.
-->'''Alex:''' Jesus ''Christ.''
** In "Bad Cops and Strong Pops":
-->'''Graham''': The RCMP are ''very'' confused by a series of break-ins where the only things stolen is ''underwear and sex toys''.
-->'''Paul''': [[DeadpanSnarker And my faith in humanity.]]

--> Alex: ''Why were they smuggling turtles? Are there drugs inside the turtles?''
--> Kathleen: ''Sixty thousand.''
--> Alex: ''*cracking up* Why were they smuggling turtles?''
--> Kathleen: ''I thought if I sounded authorative, people would think I was right...''
--> Alex: ''Well, if I have to guess, then like, this many. *holds up seven fingers*''
--> Kathleen: ''Can I phone a friend? And can that friend be either Matt or Paul?''
--> Alex: ''Is there a standard unit of measurement for number of turtles? Like, could I say, like, ten bushels of turtles?''
--> Kathleen: ''*on the phone with Paul* Do you know how many turtles were smuggled out of suitcases in Thailand?''

--> Paul (on phone): ''Five.''
--> Alex: ''Five?''
--> Kathleen: ''I'm gonna go with that.''

-->'''Kathleen''': You could be using it to lubricate a variety of things.
-->(Pan to Alex trying to stifle his laughter.)
-->'''Kathleen''': (half-laughing) If you have any creativity, I'm sure there are some sticky gears or something you can grind.
-->'''Paul'''" (half-laughing) Is that what they call them now? "Billy, I gotta unstick your gears, if you get my drift.
-->'''Kathleen''': (laughing) Hinges...locks...science equipment...lots of things need a good lubricant.
-->'''Alex''': (laughing) Jesus ''Christ.''

* The whole of "Wyy". A good example from the groups early days.

--->'''Kathleen''': You could be using it to lubricate a variety of things.
--->(Pan to Alex trying to stifle his laughter.)
--->'''Kathleen''': (half-laughing) If you have any creativity, I'm sure there are some sticky gears or something you can grind.
--->'''Paul'''" (half-laughing) Is that what they call them now? "Billy, I gotta unstick your gears, if you get my drift."
--->'''Kathleen''': (laughing) Hinges...locks...science equipment...lots of things need a good lubricant.
--->'''Alex''': (laughing) Jesus ''Christ.''