History Funny / LlamasWithHats

'''Carl:''': In that case, I should probably mention I've been filling our luggage with orphan meat.\\
'''Paul:''': Wh-what?!\\
'''Carl:''': Well, I'm building a meat dragon and not just ''any'' meat will do.

---> '''Carl''': Well... If you excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer...

-->'''Carl''': Identity theft: that's a felony.\\
'''Paul Face Mask''': Caaaaaaaaaaarl!\\
'''Carl''': Yelling: also a felony.\\
'''Paul Face Mask''': Caaaaaaaaaaarl!\\
'''Carl''': ''(sarcastically)'' Paaaaaaaaaul!\\
'''Paul Face Mask''': Caaaaaaaaaaarl!\\
'''Carl''': ''(more irate)'' PAAAAAAAAAUUUUL!

'''Carl:''' It was either doubloons or my Zoobooks. [[{{Foreshadowing}} A lot of something is in a hole somewhere]].

'''Carl''': They were... they were taking all the crescent rolls.\\

-->'''Carl:''' That was a foot - I appear to have swallowed an entire person.\\

'''Paul:''' It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake!\\
'''Carl:''' Wow that sounds pretty awesome!\\

'''Carl:''' Yes, and speaking of which, you might want to avoid being seen by federal investigators. To some, you are now known as Nikolai Sponakov, leader of the Russian opium cartel.\\

* A meta-example long after the series' end: Why did Jason make the final episode so dramatic and depressing? Did he hate his fans and decide to make them suffer? Was he sick of the series and ended it so cruelly in bitterness? In one of his livestreams of {{VideoGame/The Dog Island}}, he admits [[TrollingCreator it was just the funniest way he could think of to end it]]. He can't stop laughing while he says it either.

-->'''Paul [[spoiler: Face Mask]]:''' Something is down here with us.\\

--->'''Paul [[spoiler: Face Mask]]:''' I'll go find some rope.\\

'''Paul [[spoiler: Face Mask]]:''' Caaaaaaaaaaarl!\\

'''Paul [[spoiler: Face Mask]]''': Caaaaaaaaaaarl!\\

'''Paul [[spoiler: Face Mask]]''': Caaaaaaaaaaarl!\\

'''Paul [[spoiler: Face Mask]]''': Caaaaaaaaaaarl!\\

* A meta-example long after the series' end: Why did Jason make the final episode so dramatic and depressing? Did he hate his fans and decide to make them suffer? Was he sick of the series and ended it so cruelly in bitterness? In one of his livestreams of {{VideoGame/The Dog Island}}, he admits [[TrollingCreator it was just the funniest way he could think of to end it]]. He can't stop laughing while he says it either.

** After Carl discovers [[spoiler:Paul is a male, after thinking he was a female because of the hat he always wears:]]

* From the first episode: "Caaaarl! That kills people!"

'''Carl''': ''(more irate)'' PAAAAAAAAAUUUUL!

'''Paul''': And then you started making out with the ice sculpture.\\

** After Carl discovers [[spoiler:his friend is a man named Paul.]]

'''Carl''': [[MoralGuardians Well thank God the children weren't on board to see it!]]

'''Carl:''' Yes, and speaking of which, you might want to avoid being seen by federal investigators.\\

'''Carl:''' [[SocietyIsToBlame Society. [[NeverMyFault Society and the swans.]]\\

'''Carl:''' [[NeverMyFault Society. Society and the swans.]]\\

'''Carl:''' That's like saying all Mozart did was write songs.\\

'''Carl:''' It was either doubloons or my Zoobooks. [[{Foreshadowing}} A lot of something is in a hole somewhere]].

'''Carl:''' It was either doubloons or my Zoobooks. [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Foreshadowing A lot of something is in a hole somewhere]].

'''Carl:''' It was either doubloons or my Zoobooks. A lot of something is in a hole somewhere.

'''Carl''': They were... they were taking all the croissant rolls.\\

* From the first episode: Caaaarl! That kills people!
--> '''Carl''': My stomach was makin' the rumblies that only hands could satisfy.
--> '''Paul''': What is ''wrong'' with you, Carl?
--> '''Carl''': [[AskAStupidQuestion Well, I kill people and I eat hands]]--that's two things.

--> '''Carl''': Well, I was hungry and you know, when you crave hands.

--> '''Paul''': You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!
--> '''Carl''': That must have been horrifying to watch.
--> '''Paul''': And then you started making out with the ice sculpture.
--> '''Carl''': [[MoralGuardians Well thank God the children weren't on board to see it!]]

--> '''Carl''': Fine. It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
--> '''Paul''': Caaaarl!
--> '''Carl''': They were... they were taking all the croissant rolls.
-->'''Paul''': I can't believe what I'm hearing.
-->'''Carl''': I will not apologize for art.

--> '''Carl''': Shh - do you hear that? That's the sound of ''forgiveness.''
--> '''Paul''': That's the sound of people ''drowning'', Carl!
--> '''Carl''': ''That'' is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.

--> '''Carl:''' That was a foot - I appear to have swallowed an entire person.
--> '''Paul:''' That would be the hotel ''bartender.''
--> '''Carl:''' Well, that explains why my Mojito is taking so long.
--> '''Paul:''' It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake!
--> '''Carl:''' Wow that sounds pretty awesome!

--> '''Carl:''': In that case, I should probably mention I've been filling our luggage with orphan meat.
--> '''Paul:''': Wh-what?!
--> '''Carl:''': Well, I'm building a meat dragon and not just ''any'' meat will do.

--> '''Carl''': Well... If you excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer...

-->'''Paul:''' ''CAAAAAAAAAAAAARL!?''
-->'''Carl:''' [[DissonantSerenity Happy]] [[NukeEm birthdaaay]]!
-->'''Paul:''' It's not-- please tell me you had nothing to do with this!
-->'''Carl:''' Why don't you blow out your candle?
-->'''Paul:''' You've gone too far this time, Carl!
-->'''Carl:''' What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of [[KillItWithFire melting city!]]

--> '''Paul:''' How did you even do this?
--> '''Carl:''' A dollop of fairy dust.
--> '''Paul:''' Carl!
--> '''Carl:''' [[MattressTagGag I ripped the tag off a mattress.]]
--> '''Paul:''' This isn't funny, Carl!
--> '''Carl:''' Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who've just exploded.

--> '''Paul:''' Why did you think any of this was a good idea?
--> '''Carl:''' Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
--> '''Paul:''' Oh.
--> '''Carl:''' I ''don't'' understand how you keep forgetting that.

-->'''Paul:''' Carl! [[ProperlyParanoid I know you've done something!]]
-->'''Carl:''' Whatever do you mean?
-->'''Paul:''' You've always done something. It's a lovely day out. We're having a good time. What have you done?

-->'''Carl:''' Come on! Look at this! How did I even do this?!
-->'''Paul:''' I don't understand how or why you do anything!
-->'''Carl:''' Do you understand how it feels like to be Carl right now? It hurts... not as much as the babies, but it hurts.

-->'''Paul:''' All you do is kill people, Carl!
-->'''Carl:''' That's like saying all Mozart did was write songs.

-->'''Carl''': It's not a meat grinder, it's an [[WouldHurtAChild orphan stomper]].
-->'''Paul''': Gross.
-->'''Carl''': [[NoYou You know what's gross? Your attitude.]]
-->'''Paul''': Are you serious?!

-->'''Carl:''' Oh, the hand chair. I've recently taken up carpentry.
-->''[sheep noises]''
-->'''Carl:''' Now how would you feel if I called ''your'' work a monstrosity?
-->''[sheep noises]''
-->'''Carl:''' Of course I had to use faces. Anything else would be disrespecting the art.
-->''[sheep noises]''
-->'''Carl:''' It's called modernism. Only ''I've'' made it ''more'' modern by using face parts of city council members.
-->''[sheep noises]''
-->'''Carl:''' I disagreed with the election results.
-->''[sheep noises]''
-->'''Carl:''' ''Someone'' had to take a stand. I'm a patriot and a hero.
-->''[sheep noises]''
-->'''Carl:''' Fine. If you're going to whine about it, I can sew them back on.
-->''[sheep noises]''
-->'''Carl:''' I think their bodies are still in my blood canal.
-->''[sheep noises]''
-->'''Carl:''' Yes, ''I'm'' the crazy one. Not the people who ''elected'' these buffoons.
-->''[sheep noises]''
-->'''Carl:''' If you'd paid any attention to our city charter meetings, you would see it ''wasn't'' an overreaction.

-->'''Carl:''' Didn't you get my apology piano?
-->'''Paul:''' Pianos aren't supposed to bleed and scream!
-->'''Carl:''' I guess it was less a piano and more a statement on pianos.

-->'''Carl:''' I miss your grumpy face. And the Paul mask I made hasn't helped. It's not grump enough.
-->'''Paul:''' You made a mask of my face?
-->'''Carl:''' Yes, and speaking of which, you might want to avoid being seen by federal investigators.

-->'''Carl:''' I've got nowhere to go. I burned my house down once it had enough swans inside, and I used up the rest of my savings buying the swans.
-->'''Paul:''' And whose fault is that, Carl?!
-->'''Carl:''' [[NeverMyFault Society. Society and the swans.]]

-->'''Carl:''' What if I gave you… ten million dollars cash?
-->'''Paul:''' You don't have ten million dollars, Carl.
-->'''Carl:''' I buried a large chest of doubloons once. I could go dig that up.
-->'''Paul:''' No, Carl.
-->'''Carl:''' It was either doubloons or my Zoobooks. A lot of something is in a hole somewhere.

-->'''Paul [[spoiler: Face Mask]]:''' Something is down here with us.
-->'''Carl:''' That's probably the basilisk. It won't bother us. THE STUPID THING ONLY EATS CHIPOTLE!

-->'''Carl''': Identity theft: that's a felony.
-->'''Paul [[spoiler: Face Mask]]''': Caaaaaaaaaaarl!
-->'''Carl''': Yelling: also a felony.
-->'''Paul [[spoiler: Face Mask]]''': Caaaaaaaaaaarl!
-->'''Carl''': ''(sarcastically)'' Paaaaaaaaaul!
-->'''Paul [[spoiler: Face Mask]]''': Caaaaaaaaaaarl!
-->'''Carl''': ''(more irate)'' PAAAAAAAAAUUUUL!