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'''Linkara:''' [[AppealToForce But hten we point a gun at them and well...]]

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'''Linkara:''' [[AppealToForce But hten then we point a gun at them and well...]]
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* "And the narrator has fallen asleep. I do not blame him."
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* [[BlackComedy His many pointed jabs at the horrible working conditions]] [[MoodDissonance that the short never acknowledges.]]
* In one of the bits about how difficult it is to find people to do "stoop labor"[[note]]manual labor on farms[[/note]] on farms.
--->'''Narrator:''' It isn't easy to find men willing to take such undesirable kinds of work.\\
'''Linkara:''' [[AppealToForce But hten we point a gun at them and well...]]
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*He makes several remarks about the introduction with a mad driving a tractor.
--->'''Linkara:''' They'd probably have less accidents if they didn't shape this thing like a giant coffin.
*When the narration finally starts:
--->'''Narrator'''[[note]]about why agriculture is growing so quickly as an industry[[/note]]''':''' One of the reasons has been intense mechanization.\\
'''Linkara:''' It's all thanks to the [[Film/TheTerminator Skynet]] Program!
* "This machine doesn't actually ''do'' anything, but it keeps people busy!"
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* After a shadowy head appears, they start singing "[[Music/{{Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]]" together.

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* After a shadowy head appears, they start singing "[[Music/{{Queen}} "[[Music/QueenBand Bohemian Rhapsody]]" together.
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'''Linkara''': (as the son) Here, Dad. Let me knock some sense into ya.\\
'''Linkara:''' (as George continues to struggle with the cabinet while holding it shut with his arm) You know, I'm getting the impression that the problem has less to do with husbands, and more to do with ''George''.

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'''Linkara''': (as ''(as the son) son)'' Here, Dad. Let me knock some sense into ya.\\
'''Linkara:''' (as ''(while George continues to struggle with the cabinet while holding it shut with his arm) arm)'' You know, I'm getting the impression that the problem has less to do with husbands, and more to do with ''George''.

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-->'''Linkara''': [[SarcasmMode Hey, here's an idea:]] [[SuddenlyShouting MOVE YOUR ARM, DUMBASS!]] I'm getting the impression that the problem has less to do with husbands, and more to do with ''George''.
-->''(The son arrives with a hammer.)''
-->'''Linkara''': (as the son) Here, Dad. Let me knock some sense into you.

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-->'''Linkara''': [[SarcasmMode Hey, here's an a crazy idea:]] [[SuddenlyShouting MOVE YOUR ARM, DUMBASS!]] DUMBASS!]]\\
''(The son arrives with a hammer.)''\\
'''Linkara''': (as the son) Here, Dad. Let me knock some sense into ya.\\
'''Linkara:''' (as George continues to struggle with the cabinet while holding it shut with his arm) You know,
I'm getting the impression that the problem has less to do with husbands, and more to do with ''George''.
-->''(The son arrives with a hammer.)''
-->'''Linkara''': (as the son) Here, Dad. Let me knock some sense into you.
''George''.
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* When the narrator mentions how you make unwise decision, driving while drunk.

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* When the narrator mentions how you make unwise decision, decisions, driving while drunk.
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-->See, this is why the Nazis lost the war. Hitler's micromanaging of spy-operations.

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-->'''Amethyst''': Wait, is that a plastic bucket in 1840's England?

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-->'''Amethyst''': Wait, is that a plastic bucket in 1840's 1840s England?



* Every time they start singing. In particular, during the redition of "God Save The Queen", they start singing "My Country Tis Of Thee" and then shout "AMERICA!!!! WHOOO!!!"

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* Every time they start singing. In particular, during the redition rendition of "God Save The Queen", they start singing "My Country Tis Of Thee" and then shout "AMERICA!!!! WHOOO!!!"



-->'''Town crier''': Twelve o'clock and all's well…

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-->'''Town crier''': Twelve o'clock and all's well…well...


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* Also this:
-->'''Narrator:''' And the hate graffiti, once despised here but seen in other countries, now appears too often in America.\\
'''Linkara!Narrator:''' [[CanadaDoesNotExist If it was in Canada, we wouldn't care, but...]]
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* "And now we go into the [[Franchise/IronMan Tony Stark]] scale of drunkenness."

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* "And now we go into the [[Franchise/IronMan [[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]] scale of drunkenness."

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* The three dub Bob Cratchitt as "Bob Crotchitt", upon learning he has half a dozen children, and keep refering to him as such throughout the Film.

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* The three dub Bob Cratchitt Cratchit as "Bob Crotchitt", Crotchit", upon learning he has [[ExplosiveBreeder half a dozen children, children]], and then keep refering referring to him as such throughout the Film.Film.
** Linkara then later dubs him "Bob Crotch-Rocket".
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* The three dub Bob Cratchitt as "Bob Crotchitt", upon learning he has half a dozen children, and keep refering to him as such throughout the Film.
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* "Will the senator yield?!?"

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-->'''Linkara''': I'm getting the impression that the problem has less to do with husbands, and more to do with ''George''.

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-->'''Linkara''': [[SarcasmMode Hey, here's an idea:]] [[SuddenlyShouting MOVE YOUR ARM, DUMBASS!]] I'm getting the impression that the problem has less to do with husbands, and more to do with ''George''.''George''.
-->''(The son arrives with a hammer.)''
-->'''Linkara''': (as the son) Here, Dad. Let me knock some sense into you.
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* ''(singing)'' [[{{Disney/Mulan}} I'll...make a man...out of you!]]

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* ''(singing)'' [[{{Disney/Mulan}} [[{{WesternAnimation/Mulan}} I'll...make a man...out of you!]]
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-->'''Linkara''': I think the problem here has less to do with husbands, and more to do with George.

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-->'''Linkara''': I think I'm getting the impression that the problem here has less to do with husbands, and more to do with George.''George''.
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** More amusing is the Comments section noting that is actually genuine good advice when it comes to first dates!
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* "Dating Don'ts: Don't call it a date!"

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* The group's bafflement of the film having a scene, that shows a chef slapping a boy with a fish.



-->'''Linkara''': Hey, stop that noise!

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Will''': Hey, stop that noise!



* The Groups bafflement of the Film having a Scene, that shows a Chef slapping a Boy with a Fish.



* The fact that the Film basically cuts the Ghost of Christmas Past Segment down to just Belle dumping Scrooge.

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* The fact that the Film film basically cuts the Ghost of Christmas Past Segment segment down to just Belle dumping Scrooge.



* "The True meaning of Christmas...Pudding!"

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* "The True meaning of Christmas...Pudding!"pudding!"

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* The Groups bafflement of the Film having a Scene, that shows a Chef slapping a Boy with a Fish.



* The fact that the Film basically ctus the Ghst of Christmas Pst Sgmnt dwn to jst Belle dumping Scrooge.

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* The fact that the Film basically ctus cuts the Ghst Ghost of Christmas Pst Sgmnt dwn Past Segment down to jst just Belle dumping Scrooge.



-->'''Scrooge:''' Yes, Fred...It's your Uncle Scrooge...
-->'''Linkara:''' McDuck...

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-->'''Scrooge:''' Yes, Fred...It's your Uncle Scrooge...
-->'''Linkara:''' McDuck...[[Franchise/DuckTales McDuck]]...

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*

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* The fact that the Film basically ctus the Ghst of Christmas Pst Sgmnt dwn to jst Belle dumping Scrooge.


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* When Scrooge arrives at Fred's for Christmas.
-->'''Scrooge:''' Yes, Fred...It's your Uncle Scrooge...
-->'''Linkara:''' McDuck...
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--> ♪Let's form a sub-Canadian commission of studying the long-term costs for taxpayers vs. the psychological effects, both positive and negative!♪

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--> ♪Let's form a sub-Canadian subcommittee and commission a study of studying the long-term costs for taxpayers vs. the psychological effects, both positive and negative!♪
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---> '''Linkara''': (as hamster) Oh god, just put me out of my misery now, the crew hasn't fed me for three weeks! (the hamster escapes) FREEDOOOM!

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---> --> '''Linkara''': (as hamster) Oh god, just put me out of my misery now, the crew hasn't fed me for three weeks! (the hamster escapes) FREEDOOOM!
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'''Linkara''': Hmm, I'm gonna answer "yes".

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'''Linkara''': [[MathematiciansAnswer Hmm, I'm gonna answer "yes".]]
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* When the opening credts is jst some one flpping throug pages of the Book.
-->'''Amethyst''': We decided that the best way to adapt the book would be just film a guy flip through it, page by page!

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* When the opening credts credits is jst shown by having some one flpping throug flipping through pages of the Book.
-->'''Amethyst''': We decided that the best way to adapt the book would be to just film a guy flip flipping through it, page by page!
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* When the opening credts is jst some one flpping throug pages of the Book.
-->'''Amethyst''': We decided that the best way to adapt the book would be just film a guy flip through it, page by page!
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-->'''Linkara!Scrooge''': Except for Creator/PhilSpector. That guy's scary.

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-->'''Linkara!Scrooge''': Except for Creator/PhilSpector.Music/PhilSpector. That guy's scary.
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* The Mllr Family are headng on Vacatio to Crystal Lake!
-->'''Linkara''': Jason Voorhees lets them use the place, while he's in Manhattan!

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* The Mllr Miller Family are headng heading on Vacatio Vacation to Crystal Lake!
-->'''Linkara''': Jason Voorhees lets them use the place, while he's in Manhattan!Manhattan!?
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* The Mllr Family are headng on Vacatio to Crystal Lake!
-->'''Linkara''': Jason Voorhees lets them use the place, while he's in Manhattan!

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