History Funny / LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit

1st Feb '18 11:55:39 AM MikeW
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** There's also Barba's reaction to how "you raided a brothel on Super Bowl Sunday?" As if somehow, the idea of doing this during the Super Bowl is the most improbable thing about this.
1st Feb '18 11:38:34 AM MikeW
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** Whether from Huang just assuming Stabler [[InterchangeableAsianCultures thought he knew Chinese simply because he was Chinese]], or the thought of clean-pressed Huang ordering take-out. Liv's face right after is priceless knowing what an awkward carride with the both of them is going to be.

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** Whether from Huang just assuming Stabler [[InterchangeableAsianCultures thought he knew Chinese simply because he was Chinese]], or the thought of clean-pressed Huang ordering take-out. Liv's face right after is priceless knowing what an awkward carride with the both of them is going to be.be.
* Barba realizes how bad a case is.
-->'''Barba''': This is the ''Titanic'' meets the ''Hindenburgh'' meets my first year of Little League.
1st Jan '18 4:10:49 PM infernape612
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-->'''Dr. Jackson''': Do you have a girlfriend?
-->'''Munch''': [[LesYay Do you?]]
-->'''Dr. Jackson''': [[MarriedToTheJob Well, have you dated at all since transferring to this unit?]]
-->'''Munch''': Ah, now I see where you're going with this. [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Does dealing with sexual deviants every day affect me?]] [[BlatantLies The answer is no]]. [[RefugeInAudacity Just ask my blow-up doll]].
-->'''Dr. Jackson''': Do you think this job has had any effect on your sex life?
-->'''Munch''': No, but I think I've pinpointed what has. Believe it or not, I have serious [[CommitmentIssues intimacy issues]]. [[SelfDeprecation I'm critical, I'm negative,]] [[StepfordSnarker I have an occasional bout of... let's see, melancholy?]] A lousy date, but a good cop. So, I guess that just about covers everything?
-->'''Dr. Jackson''': Uh, no, actually. We have about 45 minutes.
-->'''Munch''': So I suppose you wanna hear a detailed account of my sexual history?
-->'''Dr. Jackson''': (stares)
-->'''Munch''': Well how're we gonna kill the remaining 44 minutes...?
-->'''Dr. Jackson''': [[DeadpanSnarker ...Do you always deflect personal deflections with jokes?]]
-->'''Munch''': [[NoYou Do you]] [[SnarkToSnarkCombat always deflect jokes with personal questions?]]
-->'''Dr. Jackson''': Have you ever experienced any sexual dysfunction since taking this job? And I'd appreciate an honest answer.
-->'''Munch''': (takes a moment to think) Once.
-->'''Dr. Jackson''': Thank you. (Beat) How long ago was that?
-->'''Munch''': Not sure, but it was definitely [[CrossesTheLineTwice within the last ten minutes]]. I'm sorry. Look, I'm not good about talking about me. You're the expert. Why don't ''you'' talk about me?
-->'''Dr. Jackson''': Okay. [[SerialSpouse You've been married multiple times.]] Each wife was [[BrainlessBeauty beautiful, spoiled, and not one of them matched you intellectually]]. You distrust all women, [[ConspiracyTheorist any form of government, and you could smell a conspiracy at a five-year-old's lemonade stand]].
-->'''Munch''': Anything else?
-->'''Dr. Jackson''': [[LoveHurts ...You've given up on relationships.]] [[WideEyedIdealist But you still believe in true love...]] [[MoodWhiplash and]] [[HurtingHero the pain of never having found it... is unbearable.]]
-->'''Munch''':[[MadeMyselfSad ...anything else?]]

to:

-->'''Dr. --->'''Dr. Jackson''': Do you have a girlfriend?
-->'''Munch''':
girlfriend?\\
'''Munch''':
[[LesYay Do you?]]
-->'''Dr.
you?]]\\
'''Dr.
Jackson''': [[MarriedToTheJob Well, have you dated at all since transferring to this unit?]]
-->'''Munch''':
unit?]]\\
'''Munch''':
Ah, now I see where you're going with this. [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Does dealing with sexual deviants every day affect me?]] [[BlatantLies The answer is no]]. [[RefugeInAudacity Just ask my blow-up doll]].
-->'''Dr.
doll]].\\
'''Dr.
Jackson''': Do you think this job has had any effect on your sex life?
-->'''Munch''':
life?\\
'''Munch''':
No, but I think I've pinpointed what has. Believe it or not, I have serious [[CommitmentIssues intimacy issues]]. [[SelfDeprecation \\[[SelfDeprecation I'm critical, I'm negative,]] [[StepfordSnarker I have an occasional bout of... let's see, melancholy?]] A lousy date, but a good cop. So, I guess that just about covers everything?
-->'''Dr.
everything?\\
'''Dr.
Jackson''': Uh, no, actually. We have about 45 minutes. \n-->'''Munch''': \\
'''Munch''':
So I suppose you wanna hear a detailed account of my sexual history?
-->'''Dr.
history?\\
'''Dr.
Jackson''': (stares)
-->'''Munch''':
(stares)\\
'''Munch''':
Well how're we gonna kill the remaining 44 minutes...?
-->'''Dr.
?\\
'''Dr.
Jackson''': [[DeadpanSnarker ...Do you always deflect personal deflections with jokes?]]
-->'''Munch''':
jokes?]]\\
'''Munch''':
[[NoYou Do you]] [[SnarkToSnarkCombat always deflect jokes with personal questions?]]
-->'''Dr.
questions?]]\\
'''Dr.
Jackson''': Have you ever experienced any sexual dysfunction since taking this job? And I'd appreciate an honest answer.
-->'''Munch''':
answer.\\
'''Munch''':
(takes a moment to think) Once.
-->'''Dr.
Once.\\
'''Dr.
Jackson''': Thank you. (Beat) How long ago was that?
-->'''Munch''':
that?\\
'''Munch''':
Not sure, but it was definitely [[CrossesTheLineTwice within the last ten minutes]]. I'm sorry. Look, I'm not good about talking about me. You're the expert. Why don't ''you'' talk about me?
-->'''Dr.
me?\\
'''Dr.
Jackson''': Okay. [[SerialSpouse You've been married multiple times.]] Each wife was [[BrainlessBeauty beautiful, spoiled, and not one of them matched you intellectually]]. You distrust all women, [[ConspiracyTheorist any form of government, and you could smell a conspiracy at a five-year-old's lemonade stand]].
-->'''Munch''':
stand]].\\
'''Munch''':
Anything else?
-->'''Dr.
else?\\
'''Dr.
Jackson''': [[LoveHurts ...You've given up on relationships.]] [[WideEyedIdealist But you still believe in true love...]] [[MoodWhiplash and]] [[HurtingHero the pain of never having found it... is unbearable.]]
-->'''Munch''':[[MadeMyselfSad ...
]]\\
'''Munch''':[[MadeMyselfSad ...
anything else?]]



-->'''Munch''': What do you wanna bet they just slapped a new cover on the old Minnesota Multiphasic?

to:

-->'''Munch''': --->'''Munch''': What do you wanna bet they just slapped a new cover on the old Minnesota Multiphasic?



-->'''Man''': She fell, and, uh, I was helping her up!
-->'''Olivia''': With your penis?

to:

-->'''Man''': She fell, and, uh, I was helping her up!
-->'''Olivia''':
up!\\
'''Olivia''':
With your penis?



-->'''Mayberry''': I want to go home.
-->'''Elliot in a whiney child's voice''': "I want to go home." *begins sniffling*

to:

-->'''Mayberry''': I want to go home.
-->'''Elliot
home.\\
'''Elliot
in a whiney child's voice''': "I want to go home." *begins sniffling*



--->'''Fin''': So we just introduce them to the filthiest, laziest bum they've ever seen.
--->''(GilliganCut to Munch ranting like crazy in the streets)''

to:

--->'''Fin''': ---->'''Fin''': So we just introduce them to the filthiest, laziest bum they've ever seen.
--->''(GilliganCut
seen.\\
''(GilliganCut
to Munch ranting like crazy in the streets)''



-->'''Fin''': Who's the best at undercover in your squad?
-->'''Sandoval''': I'm your guy.
-->'''Fin''': No offense, but my grandmother wouldn't sell an aspirin to you.

to:

-->'''Fin''': Who's the best at undercover in your squad?
-->'''Sandoval''':
squad?\\
'''Sandoval''':
I'm your guy.
-->'''Fin''':
guy.\\
'''Fin''':
No offense, but my grandmother wouldn't sell an aspirin to you.



-->'''Munch''': [[ContinuityNod Fin and I are thinking about starting up a bar.]] We need investors. You want in?
-->'''Cragen''': I don't know. Let me run it past the guys at ''my next [=AA=] meeting''.

to:

-->'''Munch''': [[ContinuityNod Fin and I are thinking about starting up a bar.]] We need investors. You want in?
-->'''Cragen''':
in?\\
'''Cragen''':
I don't know. Let me run it past the guys at ''my next [=AA=] meeting''.



-->'''Prosecution''': What was that treatment?
-->'''Munch''': Miss Weber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and picture David Hasslehoff from ''Series/{{Baywatch}}''.
-->'''Defense Attorney''': Objection! Your honor, this witness is not qualified to testify on the treatment for hysteria.
-->'''Munch''': Actually, sir, I am. Up until 1952, hysteria was one of the most commonly diagnosed illnesses among women. The medical treatment was hysterical paroxysm.
-->'''Court Reporter''': Could the witness spell that?
-->'''Munch''': O-R-G
-->'''Prosecutor''': (''looks confused'')
-->'''Munch''': A-S-M.
-->'''Court Reporter''': (''shocked expression'')
-->'''Defense''': Objection! Would it surprise you to learn that, historically, the onus fell upon physicians to bring about the relief of these ladies' symptoms?
-->'''Prosecution''': Your honor, please instruct counsel to withold his questions until cross.
-->'''Munch''': I don't mind, your honor. In fact, I believe the manual version of this treatment dates back to Hippocrates and was attested to right up until the Middle Ages, up until the 1890s, when the vibrator was invented to speed things along.
-->'''Prosecution ''and'' Defense''': Objection!
-->'''Judge''': Sustained.
-->'''Prosecution''': Detective, is this practice currently against the law?
-->'''Munch''': Yes. And so is videotaping it.
-->'''Defendant''': (''looks ''very'' uncomfortable'')

to:

-->'''Prosecution''': What was that treatment?
-->'''Munch''':
treatment?\\
'''Munch''':
Miss Weber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and picture David Hasslehoff from ''Series/{{Baywatch}}''.
-->'''Defense
''Series/{{Baywatch}}''.\\
'''Defense
Attorney''': Objection! Your honor, this witness is not qualified to testify on the treatment for hysteria.
-->'''Munch''':
hysteria.\\
'''Munch''':
Actually, sir, I am. Up until 1952, hysteria was one of the most commonly diagnosed illnesses among women. The medical treatment was hysterical paroxysm.
-->'''Court
paroxysm.\\
'''Court
Reporter''': Could the witness spell that?
-->'''Munch''': O-R-G
-->'''Prosecutor''':
that?\\
'''Munch''': O-R-G\\
'''Prosecutor''':
(''looks confused'')
-->'''Munch''': A-S-M.
-->'''Court
confused'')\\
'''Munch''': A-S-M.\\
'''Court
Reporter''': (''shocked expression'')
-->'''Defense''':
expression'')\\
'''Defense''':
Objection! Would it surprise you to learn that, historically, the onus fell upon physicians to bring about the relief of these ladies' symptoms?
-->'''Prosecution''':
symptoms?\\
'''Prosecution''':
Your honor, please instruct counsel to withold his questions until cross.
-->'''Munch''':
cross.\\
'''Munch''':
I don't mind, your honor. In fact, I believe the manual version of this treatment dates back to Hippocrates and was attested to right up until the Middle Ages, up until the 1890s, when the vibrator was invented to speed things along.
-->'''Prosecution
along.\\
'''Prosecution
''and'' Defense''': Objection!
-->'''Judge''': Sustained.
-->'''Prosecution''':
Objection!\\
'''Judge''': Sustained.\\
'''Prosecution''':
Detective, is this practice currently against the law?
-->'''Munch''':
law?\\
'''Munch''':
Yes. And so is videotaping it.
-->'''Defendant''':
it.\\
'''Defendant''':
(''looks ''very'' uncomfortable'')



-->'''Munch''': Hey, Olivia, [little girl's name] had just called, asking for you.
-->'''Olivia''': What?! Is she alright?
-->'''Munch''': No, she saw the new Music/{{NSYNC}} music video and was thoroughly disappointed. [[TakeThat As was I.]]

to:

-->'''Munch''': Hey, Olivia, [little girl's name] had just called, asking for you.
-->'''Olivia''':
you.\\
'''Olivia''':
What?! Is she alright?
-->'''Munch''':
alright?\\
'''Munch''':
No, she saw the new Music/{{NSYNC}} music video and was thoroughly disappointed. [[TakeThat As was I.]]



--> '''Ray-Ray''': Don't be werewolf. Don't be a werewolf! DON'T BE A WEREWOLF!

to:

--> '''Ray-Ray''': --->'''Ray-Ray''': Don't be werewolf. Don't be a werewolf! DON'T BE A WEREWOLF!



-->'''Fin''': It's different for black men. They go out, have sex with other men, then come home, have sex with their woman, and pretend they're straight.
-->(''Benson, Cragen, and Stabler stare at him, eyebrows raised'')
-->'''Fin''': Hey, don't look at me, I just know stuff!
* In the episode Authority when the accused advocates a protest which ends in a public pillow fight
--> '''Novak''': If a couple hundred idiots wanna spend their afternoon having a pillow fight, let them.
-->(''cue Munch happily hitting people with a pillow behind her'')

to:

-->'''Fin''': It's different for black men. They go out, have sex with other men, then come home, have sex with their woman, and pretend they're straight.
-->(''Benson,
straight.\\
(''Benson,
Cragen, and Stabler stare at him, eyebrows raised'')
-->'''Fin''':
raised'')\\
'''Fin''':
Hey, don't look at me, I just know stuff!
* In the episode Authority when the accused advocates a protest which ends in a public pillow fight
--> '''Novak''':
fight:
-->'''Novak''':
If a couple hundred idiots wanna spend their afternoon having a pillow fight, let them.
-->(''cue
them.\\
(''cue
Munch happily hitting people with a pillow behind her'')



-->'''Munch''': Your Jew? Your ''Jew''?! What if I called you my ''boy''?
-->'''Fin''' (''grinning, arms spread wide''): Then I'd be your boy, John!

to:

-->'''Munch''': Your Jew? Your ''Jew''?! What if I called you my ''boy''?
-->'''Fin'''
''boy''?\\
'''Fin'''
(''grinning, arms spread wide''): Then I'd be your boy, John!



** Doubly hilarious when you realize it's Wrestling/Goldberg, wrestling's answer to the OneManArmy. A fire extinguisher probably ''would'' feel like a love tap to someone who's taken steel chair shots for years, not to mention the opening scene looked like one of Goldberg's "days at the office" in WCW.

to:

** Doubly hilarious when you realize it's Wrestling/Goldberg, Wrestling/{{Goldberg}}, wrestling's answer to the OneManArmy. A fire extinguisher probably ''would'' feel like a love tap to someone who's taken steel chair shots for years, not to mention the opening scene looked like one of Goldberg's "days at the office" in WCW.



-->'''Benson''': Hey, how'd it go?
-->'''Stabler''': He's in Bellevue.
-->'''Benson''': The jury came back that fast?
-->'''Stabler''': He waved his flag at 'em before they had a chance... Nobody saluted.

to:

-->'''Benson''': Hey, how'd it go?
-->'''Stabler''':
go?\\
'''Stabler''':
He's in Bellevue.
-->'''Benson''':
Bellevue.\\
'''Benson''':
The jury came back that fast?
-->'''Stabler''':
fast?\\
'''Stabler''':
He waved his flag at 'em before they had a chance... Nobody saluted.



* When they investigate a doctor owning a clinic dedicated to reviving lost vitality via hormone injections, this exchange follows
-->'''Munch''': What he's doing is perfectly legal
-->'''Fin''': Don't tell me you're thinking about taking this stuff
-->'''Munch''': Considered it. Why shouldn't I add some lean muscle to what you so lovingly call "my bony ass"?
-->'''Cragen''': You can hit a gym when we close this case. Otherwise everybody focus.

to:

* When they investigate a doctor owning a clinic dedicated to reviving lost vitality via hormone injections, this exchange follows
follows:
-->'''Munch''': What he's doing is perfectly legal
-->'''Fin''':
legal.\\
'''Fin''':
Don't tell me you're thinking about taking this stuff
-->'''Munch''':
stuff.\\
'''Munch''':
Considered it. Why shouldn't I add some lean muscle to what you so lovingly call "my bony ass"?
-->'''Cragen''':
ass"?\\
'''Cragen''':
You can hit a gym when we close this case. Otherwise Otherwise, everybody focus.



-->'''Stabler''': IT'S SO HOT IN HERE! I DIDN'T ORDER THAT PIZZA!

to:

-->'''Stabler''': --->'''Stabler''': IT'S SO HOT IN HERE! I DIDN'T ORDER THAT PIZZA!



-->'''Benson''': I got nothing but a five-pound rat.
-->'''Stabler''': You think you got it bad? I just saw a transvestite who looks like Munch.

to:

-->'''Benson''': I got nothing but a five-pound rat.
-->'''Stabler''':
rat.\\
'''Stabler''':
You think you got it bad? I just saw a transvestite who looks like Munch.



-->'''Melinda:''' Is there anything you can just accept?
-->'''Munch:''' Yeah. Compliments.
-->'''Melinda:''' No wonder you're such a skeptic.

to:

-->'''Melinda:''' Is there anything you can just accept?
-->'''Munch:'''
accept?\\
'''Munch:'''
Yeah. Compliments.
-->'''Melinda:'''
Compliments.\\
'''Melinda:'''
No wonder you're such a skeptic.



-->'''Suspect:''' Oh it's bad cop now, right?
-->'''Munch:''' (screaming) You bet your ass!
-->'''Jeffries:''' John, easy.
-->'''Munch:''' (still in a loud voice) You did it, you piece of crap. I know it, you know it.
-->'''Jeffries:'''Seriously, come on.
-->'''Munch:'''No, I'm going to kill this guy myself.
-->'''Suspect:'''(speaking to Jeffries about Munch) Call him off, call him off.
-->'''Munch:''' I'm gonna Mike Tyson you, you bastard!
-->'''Suspect:''' Come on. Is this legal?
-->'''Jeffries:''' Probably not.
-->'''Munch:'''(whispering in suspect's ear) I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you...
** Then later, there was Munch hitting on the ME. He gets shot down. HARD.

to:

-->'''Suspect:''' Oh it's bad cop now, right?
-->'''Munch:'''
right?\\
'''Munch:'''
(screaming) You bet your ass!
-->'''Jeffries:'''
ass!\\
'''Jeffries:'''
John, easy.
-->'''Munch:'''
easy.\\
'''Munch:'''
(still in a loud voice) You did it, you piece of crap. I know it, you know it.
-->'''Jeffries:'''Seriously,
it.\\
'''Jeffries:''' Seriously,
come on.
-->'''Munch:'''No,
on.\\
'''Munch:''' No,
I'm going to kill this guy myself.
-->'''Suspect:'''(speaking
myself.\\
'''Suspect:''' (speaking
to Jeffries about Munch) Call him off, call him off.
-->'''Munch:'''
off.\\
'''Munch:'''
I'm gonna Mike Tyson you, you bastard!
-->'''Suspect:'''
bastard!\\
'''Suspect:'''
Come on. Is this legal?
-->'''Jeffries:'''
legal?\\
'''Jeffries:'''
Probably not.
-->'''Munch:'''(whispering
not.\\
'''Munch:''' (whispering
in suspect's ear) I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you...
** Then later, there was there's Munch hitting on the ME. He gets shot down. HARD.



-->'''Elliot:''' "Starla's not home... I... ''tried'' that."

to:

-->'''Elliot:''' "Starla's Starla's not home... I... ''tried'' that."



--> '''Man:''' ...I felt like I was...outside my body, looking down. Ya know?
--> '''Woman:''' Yeah...I felt the same way when I was abducted.

to:

--> '''Man:''' ...-->'''Man:''' ...I felt like I was...outside my body, looking down. Ya know?
-->
know?\\
'''Woman:''' Yeah...I felt the same way when I was abducted.



--> '''[[AlphaBitch Brittany]]:''' What are they saying?
--> '''Cragen:''' That they didn't do anything and you killed Emily all by yourself. Oh, and that you're nuts.

to:

--> '''[[AlphaBitch -->'''[[AlphaBitch Brittany]]:''' What are they saying?
-->
saying?\\
'''Cragen:''' That they didn't do anything and you killed Emily all by yourself. Oh, and that you're nuts.



--> '''Girl:''' Can I have a hug?
--> '''Petrovsky:''' *flabbergasted* ... No!
--> '''Girl:''' *pouty face*
--> '''Petrovsky:''' ... Well, maybe later.
--> '''Girl:''' *smiles*

to:

--> '''Girl:''' -->'''Girl:''' Can I have a hug?
-->
hug?\\
'''Petrovsky:''' *flabbergasted* ... No!
-->
No!\\
'''Girl:''' *pouty face*
-->
face*\\
'''Petrovsky:''' ... Well, maybe later.
-->
later.\\
'''Girl:''' *smiles*



-->"You shot me?"
-->''*holds up knife*'' "...How?"

to:

-->"You shot me?"
-->''*holds
me?"\\
''*holds
up knife*'' "...How?"



-->'''Benson''': "What do [=PMCs=] do?"
-->'''Munch''': "Profit from the fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan."
-->'''Tutuola''': "Please don't get him started on Dick Cheney again."[[note]]Mariska looked to be on the verge of {{Corpsing}} there.[[/note]]

to:

-->'''Benson''': "What What do [=PMCs=] do?"
-->'''Munch''': "Profit
do?\\
'''Munch''': Profit
from the fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan."
-->'''Tutuola''': "Please
\\
'''Tutuola''': Please
don't get him started on Dick Cheney again."[[note]]Mariska [[note]]Mariska looked to be on the verge of {{Corpsing}} there.[[/note]]



--> '''Munch''': What should I use, "Lemony Fresh" or "Mountain's Dream"?

to:

--> '''Munch''': -->'''Munch''': What should I use, "Lemony Fresh" or "Mountain's Dream"?



--> '''Alex''': I knew that one thanks.

to:

--> '''Alex''': I knew that one one, thanks.



--> '''Munch''': I hear and obey, oh Lord of Darkness.

to:

--> '''Munch''': -->'''Munch''': I hear and obey, oh Lord of Darkness.



--> '''Munch''': Who're you calling [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne 'old']]?

to:

--> '''Munch''': -->'''Munch''': Who're you calling [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne 'old']]?



--> '''Alex''': I'll leave you two alone.
--> '''Babs''': No, you do not need to leave us alone!

to:

--> '''Alex''': -->'''Alex''': I'll leave you two alone.
-->
alone.\\
'''Babs''': No, you do not need to leave us alone!



--> '''Alex''': ''(walking in)'' What happened to him?
--> '''Tutuola''': ''(gleefully)'' Technical term? Punched by a chick.

to:

--> '''Alex''': --->'''Alex''': ''(walking in)'' What happened to him?
-->
him?\\
'''Tutuola''': ''(gleefully)'' Technical term? Punched by a chick.



-->'''Munch:''' There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking, gangrenous, malignancy of an mental amoeba.
-->'''Cragen:''' [[NoodleIncident Somebody steal your parking space again?]]

to:

-->'''Munch:''' There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking, gangrenous, malignancy of an mental amoeba.
-->'''Cragen:'''
amoeba.\\
'''Cragen:'''
[[NoodleIncident Somebody steal your parking space again?]]



-->'''Suspect''': (Gives Benson and Stabler his alibi) Are we done here?/We're done here.
-->'''Stabler''': No. (Jacks the suspect up against (van/wall/telephone pole/fence) before patting him on the cheek) Now we're done.

to:

-->'''Suspect''': (Gives Benson and Stabler his alibi) Are we done here?/We're done here. \n-->'''Stabler''': \\
'''Stabler''':
No. (Jacks the suspect up against (van/wall/telephone pole/fence) before patting him on the cheek) Now we're done.



-->'''Fin:''' Met her a ''long'' time ago, when I was working undercover.
-->'''Rollins:''' Wow, and your undercover name was "Detective Tutuola"?

to:

-->'''Fin:''' Met her a ''long'' time ago, when I was working undercover.
-->'''Rollins:'''
undercover.\\
'''Rollins:'''
Wow, and your undercover name was "Detective Tutuola"?



* In the episode "Care", when trying to get into the headspace of a child with autism who obsessively plays a fantasy video game and witnesses the murder of a foster sibling, Fin and Munch try playing the same game. Cragen initially mocks the "Franchise/SuperMarioBrothers", but later plays the same game and reaches the final level. This helps him communicate with the witness later: the child opens up when Cragen brags that he managed to bag a gorgon.

to:

* In the episode "Care", when trying to get into the headspace of a child with autism who obsessively plays a fantasy video game and witnesses the murder of a foster sibling, Fin and Munch try playing the same game. Cragen initially mocks the "Franchise/SuperMarioBrothers", "Franchise/SuperMarioBros", but later plays the same game and reaches the final level. This helps him communicate with the witness later: the child opens up when Cragen brags that he managed to bag a gorgon.



-->'''Benson:''' So which one's the perv?
-->'''Stabler:''' [[{{Pun}} Whoever downloaded the most crap]].
-->'''Benson:''' (Gives Stabler a ''really!?'' look.)

to:

-->'''Benson:''' So which one's the perv?
-->'''Stabler:'''
perv?\\
'''Stabler:'''
[[{{Pun}} Whoever downloaded the most crap]].
-->'''Benson:'''
crap]].\\
'''Benson:'''
(Gives Stabler a ''really!?'' look.)



-->'''Benson:''' (mystified) ''Urine Trouble''?
-->'''Munch:'''It must be good: they made sequels.

to:

-->'''Benson:''' --->'''Benson:''' (mystified) ''Urine Trouble''?
-->'''Munch:'''It
Trouble''?\\
'''Munch:''' It
must be good: they made sequels.



-->'''Tai chi instructor:''' Let your chi flow. Can anyone remember the next movement?
-->'''Elderly woman:''' Body in water.
-->'''Tai chi instructor:''' No, snake creeps down.
-->'''Elderly woman:''' No, I mean there's a ''body'' in the ''water!''

to:

-->'''Tai chi instructor:''' Let your chi flow. Can anyone remember the next movement?
-->'''Elderly
movement?\\
'''Elderly
woman:''' Body in water.
-->'''Tai
water.\\
'''Tai
chi instructor:''' No, snake creeps down.
-->'''Elderly
down.\\
'''Elderly
woman:''' No, I mean there's a ''body'' in the ''water!''



-->'''Olivia:''' So, any pathologies with Jeff?
-->'''Huang:''' Other than extreme internet addiction, no, he's just a jerk.

to:

-->'''Olivia:''' So, any pathologies with Jeff?
-->'''Huang:'''
Jeff?\\
'''Huang:'''
Other than extreme internet addiction, no, he's just a jerk.



-->'''Munch:''' Could you take a look at him?
-->'''Huang:''' Well I'm just another idiot doctor.

to:

-->'''Munch:''' Could you take a look at him?
-->'''Huang:'''
him?\\
'''Huang:'''
Well I'm just another idiot doctor.



'''Carisi: '''Okay, that's not funny!\\

to:

'''Carisi: '''Okay, that's not funny!\\
funny!



-->''*Elliott comes a across a statue wearing child-sized Lederhosen*''
-->'''Elliott:''' ''(Completely deadpan)'' Lederhosen? Guilty.

to:

-->''*Elliott comes a across a statue wearing child-sized Lederhosen*''
-->'''Elliott:'''
Lederhosen*''\\
'''Elliott:'''
''(Completely deadpan)'' Lederhosen? Guilty.



-->'''Munch:''' I hated this game. I literally weighed 98 pounds. I can still hear the kids in my gym class yelling "Break the pencil."

to:

-->'''Munch:''' --->'''Munch:''' I hated this game. I literally weighed 98 pounds. I can still hear the kids in my gym class yelling "Break the pencil."



-->'''Casey:''' I already asked J.J. about the birthmark on Billy's '''''penis!'''''
-->''*All of the other patrons stare at her*''
-->'''Judge Mary Clark:''' She doesn't get out much.

to:

-->'''Casey:''' --->'''Casey:''' I already asked J.J. about the birthmark on Billy's '''''penis!'''''
-->''*All
'''''penis!'''''\\
''*All
of the other patrons stare at her*''
-->'''Judge
her*''\\
'''Judge
Mary Clark:''' She doesn't get out much.



-->'''Dr. Warner:''' I've got news about Billy's bombshell.
-->'''Stabler:''' Actually, I've heard it's more like a [[TeenyWeenie firecracker.]]

to:

-->'''Dr. --->'''Dr. Warner:''' I've got news about Billy's bombshell.
-->'''Stabler:'''
bombshell.\\
'''Stabler:'''
Actually, I've heard it's more like a [[TeenyWeenie firecracker.]]



-->'''Murphy''': That little mouse job is one of yours?

to:

-->'''Murphy''': --->'''Murphy''': That little mouse job is one of yours?



-->'''Benson''': Where were you, on your ''yacht?''
-->'''Barba''': ...Not ''my'' yacht.

to:

-->'''Benson''': Where were you, on your ''yacht?''
-->'''Barba''': ...
''yacht?''\\
'''Barba''': ...
Not ''my'' yacht.



-->'''Barba''': [''crossly''] Guess who didn't show?? I just spent the past two hours with 23 grand jurors playing Sudoku.
-->'''Benson''': It's Friday. How about we pick him up at the end of the day?
-->'''Barba''': [''starting to grin''] So he can't get processed until Monday and has to spend a weekend at The Tombs? [''gloating''] Motherhood has really changed you, Liv. Brought out your sweet side. [''abruptly all business''] Do it.
-->'''Benson''': [''sing-song''] Thank you!

to:

-->'''Barba''': [''crossly''] Guess who didn't show?? I just spent the past two hours with 23 grand jurors playing Sudoku.
-->'''Benson''':
Sudoku.\\
'''Benson''':
It's Friday. How about we pick him up at the end of the day?
-->'''Barba''':
day?\\
'''Barba''':
[''starting to grin''] So he can't get processed until Monday and has to spend a weekend at The Tombs? [''gloating''] Motherhood has really changed you, Liv. Brought out your sweet side. [''abruptly all business''] Do it.
-->'''Benson''':
it.\\
'''Benson''':
[''sing-song''] Thank you!



-->'''Stabler''': Doc(Huang), can you translate?
-->'''Huang''': What, you just assume I speak Chinese?
-->'''Stabler''': No, I heard you order take-out once.

to:

-->'''Stabler''': Doc(Huang), can you translate?
-->'''Huang''':
translate?\\
'''Huang''':
What, you just assume I speak Chinese?
-->'''Stabler''':
Chinese?\\
'''Stabler''':
No, I heard you order take-out once.
22nd Nov '17 10:40:05 PM profviral
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* One episode begins with two women fighting in public, one accusing the other's son of molesting her son. When Elliot attempts to intervene, one little boy hits him in the groin. Cue theme song.

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* One episode begins with two women fighting in public, one accusing the other's son of molesting her son. When Elliot attempts to intervene, one little boy hits him in the groin. Cue theme song.song.
* The episode "Inheritance", while searching for a murder suspect with an obvious hatred of Asians within previous hate crimes, Benson finds a potential past victim. Stabler grabs his coat, but Liv points out it might take hours to track down a translator. Elliot's solution?
-->'''Stabler''': Doc(Huang), can you translate?
-->'''Huang''': What, you just assume I speak Chinese?
-->'''Stabler''': No, I heard you order take-out once.
** Whether from Huang just assuming Stabler [[InterchangeableAsianCultures thought he knew Chinese simply because he was Chinese]], or the thought of clean-pressed Huang ordering take-out. Liv's face right after is priceless knowing what an awkward carride with the both of them is going to be.
20th Nov '17 2:00:52 AM Cryoclaste
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* In the episode "Care", when trying to get into the headspace of a child with autism who obsessively plays a fantasy video game and witnesses the murder of a foster sibling, Fin and Munch try playing the same game. Cragen initially mocks the "SuperMarioBrothers", but later plays the same game and reaches the final level. This helps him communicate with the witness later: the child opens up when Cragen brags that he managed to bag a gorgon.

to:

* In the episode "Care", when trying to get into the headspace of a child with autism who obsessively plays a fantasy video game and witnesses the murder of a foster sibling, Fin and Munch try playing the same game. Cragen initially mocks the "SuperMarioBrothers", "Franchise/SuperMarioBrothers", but later plays the same game and reaches the final level. This helps him communicate with the witness later: the child opens up when Cragen brags that he managed to bag a gorgon.
20th Aug '17 9:46:02 PM DrOO7
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* In Closure, part 2, when Elliot and Olivia interview a newspaper stand salesman, they ask what the witness to a rape looked like. He can't describe her face cause he was too busy checking out her butt. Their expressions after hearing this can best be described as a FlatWhat

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* In Closure, part 2, when Elliot and Olivia interview a newspaper stand salesman, they ask what the witness to a rape looked like. He can't describe her face cause he was too busy checking out her butt. Their expressions after hearing this can best be described as a FlatWhatFlatWhat. To which the man defensively responds, "I'm an ass man, and I make no apologies for it!"
1st Jul '17 3:52:43 PM StarTropes
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** And from earlier in the ep, Stabler interrogates a suspect who confuses the words "alibi" and "lullaby".
1st Jun '17 2:36:38 PM SomberCaelifera
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** Munch also briefly goes undercover as a homeless person. His disguise consisted of changing his glasses and yelling [[ConspiracyTheorist his opinions about the government]].

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** Munch also briefly goes undercover as a homeless person. His disguise consisted of changing his glasses and yelling [[ConspiracyTheorist his opinions about the government]]. The suspects showed up within a matter of minutes.
1st Jun '17 1:59:44 PM SomberCaelifera
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-->'''Benson''': [''sing-song''] Thank you!

to:

-->'''Benson''': [''sing-song''] Thank you!you!
* One episode begins with two women fighting in public, one accusing the other's son of molesting her son. When Elliot attempts to intervene, one little boy hits him in the groin. Cue theme song.
10th Apr '17 1:14:14 PM CosmicFerret
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-->'''Munch''': Miss Weber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and picture David Hasslehoff from ''{{Baywatch}}''.

to:

-->'''Munch''': Miss Weber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and picture David Hasslehoff from ''{{Baywatch}}''.''Series/{{Baywatch}}''.
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