History Funny / LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit

9th Jan '16 9:49:38 AM weirdfantasy
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** During the investigation, Elliot gets sucker-punched by a suspect. His coworkers proceed to rib him over it because of one little fact. --> '''Alex''': ''(walking in)'' What happened to him? --> '''Tutuola''': ''(gleefully)'' Technical term? Punched by a chick. ** Moments later, just as Elliot walks out of the interrogation room (leaving so that Olivia can talk to the suspect alone), Alex asks if she punched him again.
5th Jan '16 5:46:03 PM dkscribbler31
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-->'''Munch''': Ah, now I see where you're going with this. [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Does dealing with sexual deviants every day affect me?]] [[BlatantLies The answer is no]]. Just ask my [[{{Squick}} blow-up doll]].
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-->'''Munch''': Ah, now I see where you're going with this. [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Does dealing with sexual deviants every day affect me?]] [[BlatantLies The answer is no]]. [[RefugeInAudacity Just ask my [[{{Squick}} blow-up doll]].
5th Jan '16 5:44:07 PM dkscribbler31
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** When Cragen first tells them about the psych evals, Munch assumes that the fact that SVU was picked as the guinea pig department means that the NYPD already assumes there's something wrong with most of the detectives in the department:
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** When Cragen first tells them about the psych evals, Munch assumes thinks that the fact that SVU was picked as the guinea pig department means that the NYPD already assumes there's something wrong with most of the detectives in the department:
5th Jan '16 5:43:41 PM dkscribbler31
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** Earlier in the same episode, Cragen informs the detectives that the NYPD is instituting mandatory psych evaluations. Munch addresses his evaluation with the same amount of charm that he approaches everything:
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** Earlier in the same episode, Cragen informs the detectives that the NYPD is instituting undergo mandatory psych evaluations. Munch addresses his evaluation with the same amount of charm that he approaches everything:

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** Earlier in the same episode, When Cragen informs first tells them about the psych evals, Munch assumes that the fact that SVU was picked as the guinea pig department means that the NYPD already assumes there's something wrong with most of the detectives that in the NYPD is instituting mandatory psych evaluations. Munch addresses his evaluation with department: -->'''Munch''': What do you wanna bet they just slapped a new cover on the same amount of charm that he approaches everything:old Minnesota Multiphasic?
5th Jan '16 5:38:27 PM dkscribbler31
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-->'''Munch''': Ah, now I see where you're going with this. [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Does dealing with sexual deviants every day affect me?]] [[BlatantLies The answer is no]]. Just ask my [[Squick blow-up doll]].
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-->'''Munch''': Ah, now I see where you're going with this. [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Does dealing with sexual deviants every day affect me?]] [[BlatantLies The answer is no]]. Just ask my [[Squick [[{{Squick}} blow-up doll]].
5th Jan '16 5:34:54 PM dkscribbler31
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-->'''Dr. Jackson''': [[LoveHurts ...You've given up on relationships.]] [[WideEyedIdealist But you still believe in true love...]] and [[HurtingHero the pain of never having found it... is unbearable.]]
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-->'''Dr. Jackson''': [[LoveHurts ...You've given up on relationships.]] [[WideEyedIdealist But you still believe in true love...]] and [[MoodWhiplash and]] [[HurtingHero the pain of never having found it... is unbearable.]]
5th Jan '16 5:34:04 PM dkscribbler31
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** Earlier in the same episode, Cragen informs the detectives that the NYPD is instituting mandatory psych evaluations. Munch addresses his evaluation with the same amount of charm that he approaches everything (even if there is a drastic MoodWhiplash near the end):
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** Earlier in the same episode, Cragen informs the detectives that the NYPD is instituting mandatory psych evaluations. Munch addresses his evaluation with the same amount of charm that he approaches everything (even if there is a drastic MoodWhiplash near the end):everything:

-->'''Munch''': [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Do you always deflect jokes with personal questions?]]
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-->'''Munch''': [[NoYou Do you]] [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Do you always deflect jokes with personal questions?]]
5th Jan '16 5:32:23 PM dkscribbler31
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-->'''Munch''': No, but I think I've pinpointed what has. Believe it or not, I have serious [[CommitmentIssues intimacy issues]]. [[SelfDeprecation I'm critical, I'm negative, I have an occasional bout of... let's see, melancholy?]] A lousy date, but a good cop. So, I guess that just about covers everything?
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-->'''Munch''': No, but I think I've pinpointed what has. Believe it or not, I have serious [[CommitmentIssues intimacy issues]]. [[SelfDeprecation I'm critical, I'm negative, negative,]] [[StepfordSnarker I have an occasional bout of... let's see, melancholy?]] A lousy date, but a good cop. So, I guess that just about covers everything?

-->'''Dr. Jackson''': [[LoveHurts ...You've given up on relationships.]] [[HopelessRomantic But you still believe in true love...]] and [[MoodWhiplash the pain of never having found it... is unbearable.]]
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-->'''Dr. Jackson''': [[LoveHurts ...You've given up on relationships.]] [[HopelessRomantic [[WideEyedIdealist But you still believe in true love...]] and [[MoodWhiplash [[HurtingHero the pain of never having found it... is unbearable.]]]] -->'''Munch''':[[MadeMyselfSad ...anything else?]]
5th Jan '16 5:23:24 PM dkscribbler31
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-->'''Munch''': [[SnarkOnSnarkCombat Do you always deflect jokes with personal questions?]]
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-->'''Munch''': [[SnarkOnSnarkCombat [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Do you always deflect jokes with personal questions?]]
5th Jan '16 5:22:34 PM dkscribbler31
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** Earlier in the same episode, Cragen informs the detectives that the NYPD is instituting mandatory psych evaluations. Munch addresses his evaluation with the same amount of charm that he approaches everything (even if there is a drastic MoodWhiplash near the end): -->'''Dr. Jackson''': Do you have a girlfriend? -->'''Munch''': [[LesYay Do you?]] -->'''Dr. Jackson''': [[MarriedToTheJob Well, have you dated at all since transferring to this unit?]] -->'''Munch''': Ah, now I see where you're going with this. [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Does dealing with sexual deviants every day affect me?]] [[BlatantLies The answer is no]]. Just ask my [[Squick blow-up doll]]. -->'''Dr. Jackson''': Do you think this job has had any effect on your sex life? -->'''Munch''': No, but I think I've pinpointed what has. Believe it or not, I have serious [[CommitmentIssues intimacy issues]]. [[SelfDeprecation I'm critical, I'm negative, I have an occasional bout of... let's see, melancholy?]] A lousy date, but a good cop. So, I guess that just about covers everything? -->'''Dr. Jackson''': Uh, no, actually. We have about 45 minutes. -->'''Munch''': So I suppose you wanna hear a detailed account of my sexual history? -->'''Dr. Jackson''': (stares) -->'''Munch''': Well how're we gonna kill the remaining 44 minutes...? -->'''Dr. Jackson''': [[DeadpanSnarker ...Do you always deflect personal deflections with jokes?]] -->'''Munch''': [[SnarkOnSnarkCombat Do you always deflect jokes with personal questions?]] -->'''Dr. Jackson''': Have you ever experienced any sexual dysfunction since taking this job? And I'd appreciate an honest answer. -->'''Munch''': (takes a moment to think) Once. -->'''Dr. Jackson''': Thank you. (Beat) How long ago was that? -->'''Munch''': Not sure, but it was definitely [[CrossesTheLineTwice within the last ten minutes]]. I'm sorry. Look, I'm not good about talking about me. You're the expert. Why don't ''you'' talk about me? -->'''Dr. Jackson''': Okay. [[SerialSpouse You've been married multiple times.]] Each wife was [[BrainlessBeauty beautiful, spoiled, and not one of them matched you intellectually]]. You distrust all women, [[ConspiracyTheorist any form of government, and you could smell a conspiracy at a five-year-old's lemonade stand]]. -->'''Munch''': Anything else? -->'''Dr. Jackson''': [[LoveHurts ...You've given up on relationships.]] [[HopelessRomantic But you still believe in true love...]] and [[MoodWhiplash the pain of never having found it... is unbearable.]]
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