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-->'''[[ThePhilosopher Medibot]]''': [[HeWhoFightsMonsters You stared too deeply into the abyss.]]

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-->'''[[ThePhilosopher Medibot]]''': [[HeWhoFightsMonsters You stared too deeply into the abyss.]]]]
* During a discussion with [[MrExposition Yeul]] in the 20th video.]]
-->'''Yeul''': [Caius] brought me here. And when we are finished, he will take me away.
-->'''pokecapn''': ''(as Caius)'' [[MundaneMadeAwesome Yeul, pack up your toys. It is time for us to leave.]]

-->'''Yeul''': [[FamousLastWords Everyone is smiling. This is the future...I wanted to see.]]
-->'''Kaz''': She's seen the future where we turn the game off.
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** A [[INeedAFreakingDrink drunk]] KFJ [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xeqoxHDOjiY#t=507s duels pokecapn for one coin.]]

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** A [[INeedAFreakingDrink drunk]] KFJ [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xeqoxHDOjiY#t=507s com/watch?v=1MjCVFPWFGk&t=507s duels pokecapn for one coin.]]



* In ''Mario Party 7'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-3tWYV-4wM#t=13m55s Kung Fu Jesus confuses the mic]].

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* In ''Mario Party 7'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-3tWYV-4wM#t=13m55s com/watch?v=MrDUV2YoBqM&t=13m55s Kung Fu Jesus confuses the mic]].
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* From the same LP, when Kung-Fu Jesus [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUCh_c5aEks&t=16m22s starts poking fun at the "successful quicktime sequence" noise]]:

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* From the same LP, when Kung-Fu Jesus [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUCh_c5aEks&t=16m22s com/watch?v=UDWkkOZIeOs&t=16m22s starts poking fun at the "successful quicktime sequence" noise]]:
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* The Goons are grinding for a Fencer in Academia 400, in which they take delight in reading the IKEA catalogue and mocking the names. But then [[spoiler: Kung-Fu Jesus, acting on habit, quits the game and forgets to save, so they lose the Fencer they just spent so long trying to get and have to keep trying for another one!]]

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* The Goons are grinding for a Fencer in Academia 400, in which they take delight in reading the IKEA catalogue and mocking the names. But then [[spoiler: Kung-Fu Jesus, acting on habit, quits the game and forgets to save, so they lose the Fencer they just spent so long trying to get and have to keep trying for another one!]]one!]]
* In the 16th video, the group has been playing the game for so long that it starts to affect their minds. Case in point:
-->'''Noel''': Wow. How do you build something like this?
-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': Well, with a lot of sweat and tears.
-->'''Kaz''': A little bit at a time-
-->'''Serah''': A little bit at a time, I guess.
-->'''Kaz''': ''[[BigOMG Oh my God!]]'' (...) This is what happens when you play this game sober!
-->'''[[ThePhilosopher Medibot]]''': [[HeWhoFightsMonsters You stared too deeply into the abyss.]]
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-->'''KFJ''': Yeah, CrowningMomentOfAwesome was when Inigo Montoya was like "[[YouKilledMyFather You kill my father]], [[{{Film/Borat}} very nice]]."

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-->'''KFJ''': Yeah, CrowningMomentOfAwesome was when [[Film/ThePrincessBride Inigo Montoya Montoya]] was like "[[YouKilledMyFather You kill my father]], [[{{Film/Borat}} very nice]]."
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fixed the Tvtropestvtropes link not going to the time in the video.


** From that same part, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLB79ED99F63FDF037&feature=player_detailpage&v=aQ8rRuSwXMM#t=865s "TvTropesTvTropesTvTropesTvTropes"]]...[[OverlyLongGag "TvTropes."]]

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** From that same part, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLB79ED99F63FDF037&feature=player_detailpage&v=aQ8rRuSwXMM#t=865s com/watch?v=aQ8rRuSwXMM&list=PLB79ED99F63FDF037&feature=player_detailpage&t=865 "TvTropesTvTropesTvTropesTvTropes"]]...[[OverlyLongGag "TvTropes."]]
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-->'''KFJ''': Yeah, CrowningMomentOfAwesome was when Inigo Montoya was like "[[YouKilledMyFather You kill my father]], [[{{Film/Borat}} very nice]]."
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* The chuckleheads are looking for Captain Cryptic in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekls0YfutGk&t=28m33s Part 34]], with pokecapn looking online for his location based on hints from NPCs.
-->'''pokecapn''': "He is at the yellow spot on the floor in the small niche at the apex of the triangular-shaped alcove south of the east end of the long moving walkway."
-->'''Kaz''': ...Good...
-->'''medibot''': Bless you.
-->'''Kaz''': Say that sentence in reverse.
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-->'''Kaz''': Yes, yes!
-->'''pokecapn''': "It all makes sense now!"
-->'''Kaz''': "The rates are related!"
**Immediately afterward...
--->'''Kaz''': ''*as Aloeidai*'' "Do you have toilet paper or not?!"
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*The fight in Chapter 07 against Aloeidai (a copy of Gogmagog, their favorite boss thus far) results in Kaz making an interesting correlation:
-->'''Kaz''': I feel like I'm watching mathematics unfold.
-->'''pokecapn''': ''*laughs*'' Like this is what the old mathematicians were doing in their brains?
-->'''Kaz''': They were fighting Gogmagog.
-->'''dreamsower''': "I've unlocked algebra!"
-->'''pokecapn''': "You haven't eaten dinner in three days." "Not now, honey; I'm switching to Scouting Party!"
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** From that same part, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLB79ED99F63FDF037&feature=player_detailpage&v=aQ8rRuSwXMM#t=865s "TvTropesTvTropesTvTropesTvTropes"]]...[[OverlyLongGag "TvTropes."]]
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* In part 17, they look around for a new [[CoolHat adornment]] they found, and end up finding ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ8rRuSwXMM&feature=player_detailpage&list=PLB79ED99F63FDF037#t=1154s this]]'', which causes everyone on board to laugh their asses off.
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They were looking for Hope, not Noel. I just got to that part.


* While searching for Noel in the 10th video (and [[DudeLooksLikeALady momentarily mistaking a passing NPC woman for him]]), KFJ uses Mog to find a hidden chest. This prompts [=NPCs=] in the area to flock to the spot for apparently no reason, much to the amusement of the confused players. The kicker is when the NPC they subsequently speak to says, "[[ItMakesSenseInContext People don't seem to be very interested in this site]]."

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* While searching for Noel Hope in the 10th video (and [[DudeLooksLikeALady momentarily mistaking a passing NPC woman for him]]), KFJ uses Mog to find a hidden chest. This prompts [=NPCs=] in the area to flock to the spot for apparently no reason, much to the amusement of the confused players. The kicker is when the NPC they subsequently speak to says, "[[ItMakesSenseInContext People don't seem to be very interested in this site]]."
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Pointless censorship


*** "[[PrecisionFStrike F***]] the FourthWall, let's break the [[SerialEscalation fifth and sixth]] while we're at it!!"

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*** "[[PrecisionFStrike F***]] Fuck]] the FourthWall, let's break the [[SerialEscalation fifth and sixth]] while we're at it!!"
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* The conversation about medibot cramming into half of a hole results in him lying on the ground curled into a ball.

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* The conversation about medibot cramming into half of a hole results in him lying on the ground curled into a ball.ball.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_UKGzEpBq8 Part 2]]: A male side-character named Yuj mentions Serah's change in clothes (after the four [=LPing=] chuckleheads constantly wonder why nobody has brought it up). A subsequent Live Trigger option has Serah asking Yuj if he'd like to try her clothes on - on top of that, it was the 'Y'-button option, meaning it was the very first one their eyes saw. Raucous laughter ensues and, naturally, they immediately pick that option without even considering (or probably even reading) the other three.
* One live trigger option has Noel asking if Snow wants to sing to the crystal pillar.
-->'''dreamsower:''' Please be a musical! Please be a musical!
-->'''My Name Is Kaz:''' [[WhitneyHouston And Iiiiii will alwaaays love yooooooooou]]
** Whenever they try to turn [[DesignatedHero Serah]] into an airhead.
* The Goons are grinding for a Fencer in Academia 400, in which they take delight in reading the IKEA catalogue and mocking the names. But then [[spoiler: Kung-Fu Jesus, acting on habit, quits the game and forgets to save, so they lose the Fencer they just spent so long trying to get and have to keep trying for another one!]]
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*** "[[PrecisionFStrike F***]] the FourthWall, let's break the [[UpToEleven fifth]] and [[BeyondTheImpossible sixth]] while we're at it!!"

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*** "[[PrecisionFStrike F***]] the FourthWall, let's break the [[UpToEleven fifth]] [[SerialEscalation fifth and [[BeyondTheImpossible sixth]] while we're at it!!"
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*** "[[PrecisionFStrike F***]] the FourthWall, let's break the [[UpToEleven fifth]] and [[BeyondTheImpossible sixth]] while we're at it!!"
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* In the 30th video, Mio Bison channels flan in order to react to Serah's BadassTeacher act.

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* In the 30th video, Mio Bison channels speaks in a high pitched voice to emulate a flan in order to react to Serah's BadassTeacher act.
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** KFJ ''does not have a doorbell''. Them trying to explain what just happened to the audience and the entering [=MyNameIsKaz=] is also hilarious. "EFF the fourth wall, let's break the fifth and sixth while we're at it!"

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** KFJ ''does not have a doorbell''. Them trying to explain what just happened to the audience and the entering [=MyNameIsKaz=] is also hilarious. "EFF the fourth wall, let's break the fifth and sixth while we're at it!"
hilarious.



* Kung-Fu Jesus [[INeedAFreakingDrink getting drunk]] when he gets tired of losing in ''Mario Party 5'', and everything that follows. All of it.
* ''Mario Party 5'': A [[INeedAFreakingDrink drunk]] KFJ [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xeqoxHDOjiY#t=507s duels pokecapn for one coin.]]
* In ''Mario Party 5'', medibot, as Waluigi, has been holding a Bone capsule at some point. KFJ, as Yoshi, lands on a Chain Chomp space and chooses Waluigi as the target, not knowing what the bone would do to Chain Chomps. The result is the Chain Chomp gets lured away from Waluigi by the bone, causing pokecapn to cry out in {{Angrish}}, all while berating KFJ for being so stupid. The kicker? pokecapn already told the group what the bone would do, many times, before it happened.
** Of course, KFJ was falling-down drunk at the time. When pokecapn first explained what the Bone did KFJ even said it didn't make any sense to him.

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* Kung-Fu Jesus [[INeedAFreakingDrink getting drunk]] when he gets tired of losing in ''Mario Party 5'', and everything that follows. All of it.
* ''Mario Party 5'':
it. A few examples are listed below.
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A [[INeedAFreakingDrink drunk]] KFJ [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xeqoxHDOjiY#t=507s duels pokecapn for one coin.]]
* In ''Mario Party 5'', ** medibot, as Waluigi, has been holding a Bone capsule at some point. KFJ, as Yoshi, lands on a Chain Chomp space and chooses Waluigi as the target, not knowing what the bone would do to Chain Chomps. The result is the Chain Chomp gets lured away from Waluigi by the bone, causing pokecapn to cry out in {{Angrish}}, all while berating KFJ for being so stupid. The kicker? pokecapn already told the group what the bone would do, many times, before it happened.
** *** Of course, KFJ was falling-down drunk at the time. When pokecapn first explained what the Bone did KFJ even said it didn't make any sense to him.
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Might want to fill in on this list.


** Then, his subsequent translation of [[UniversalTranslator Mog's]] translation of the flans from English back into Flan.

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** Then, his subsequent translation of [[UniversalTranslator Mog's]] translation of the flans from English back into Flan.Flan.
* The conversation about medibot cramming into half of a hole results in him lying on the ground curled into a ball.
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FunnyMoments from LetsPlay aficionado [[LetsPlay/KungFuJesus]].

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FunnyMoments from LetsPlay aficionado [[LetsPlay/KungFuJesus]].
LetsPlay/KungFuJesus.
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FunnyMoments from LetsPlay aficionado [[LetsPlay/KungFuJesus]].
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** KFJ ''does not have a doorbell''. Them trying to explain what just happened is also hilarious. "EFF the fourth wall, let's break the fifth and sixth while we're at it!"

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** KFJ ''does not have a doorbell''. Them trying to explain what just happened to the audience and the entering [=MyNameIsKaz=] is also hilarious. "EFF the fourth wall, let's break the fifth and sixth while we're at it!"
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* Many, many of them, especially with medibot, but here's one that sticks out. [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x57pym_god-hand-challenges-4_videogames Doubly digital nonexistent real estate on the digital divide.]] ItMakesSenseInContext...a little. Sort of.
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-->'''Mio Bison''': (in an extremely high voice) We're sorry, Miss Farron!

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-->'''Mio Bison''': (in an extremely high voice) We're sorry, Miss Farron!Farron!
** Then, his subsequent translation of [[UniversalTranslator Mog's]] translation of the flans from English back into Flan.
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* While searching for Noel in the 10th video (and [[DudeLooksLikeALady momentarily mistaking a passing NPC woman for him]]), KFJ uses Mog to find a hidden chest. This prompts [=NPCs=] in the area to flock to the spot for apparently no reason, much to the amusement of the confused players. The kicker is when the NPC they subsequently speak to says, "[[ItMakesSenseInContext People don't seem to be very interested in this site]]."

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* While searching for Noel in the 10th video (and [[DudeLooksLikeALady momentarily mistaking a passing NPC woman for him]]), KFJ uses Mog to find a hidden chest. This prompts [=NPCs=] in the area to flock to the spot for apparently no reason, much to the amusement of the confused players. The kicker is when the NPC they subsequently speak to says, "[[ItMakesSenseInContext People don't seem to be very interested in this site]].""
* In the 30th video, Mio Bison channels flan in order to react to Serah's BadassTeacher act.
-->'''Mio Bison''': (in an extremely high voice) We're sorry, Miss Farron!
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* In ''Mario Party 7'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-3tWYV-4wM#t=13m55s Kung Fu Jesus confuses the mic]].

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* In ''Mario Party 7'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-3tWYV-4wM#t=13m55s Kung Fu Jesus confuses the mic]].mic]].

[[AC:FinalFantasyXIII2]]
* While searching for Noel in the 10th video (and [[DudeLooksLikeALady momentarily mistaking a passing NPC woman for him]]), KFJ uses Mog to find a hidden chest. This prompts [=NPCs=] in the area to flock to the spot for apparently no reason, much to the amusement of the confused players. The kicker is when the NPC they subsequently speak to says, "[[ItMakesSenseInContext People don't seem to be very interested in this site]]."
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* Kung-Fu Jesus [[INeedAFreakingDrink getting drunk]] when he gets tired of losing in ''Mario Party 5'', and everything that follows. All of it.
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* Mario Party 5: A [[INeedAFreakingDrink drunk]] KFJ [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xeqoxHDOjiY#t=507s duels pokecapn for one coin.]]
* In Mario Party 5, medibot, as Waluigi, has been holding a Bone capsule at some point. KFJ, as Yoshi, lands on a Chain Chomp space and chooses Waluigi as the target, not knowing what the bone would do to Chain Chomps. The result is the Chain Chomp gets lured away from Waluigi by the bone, causing pokecapn to cry out in {{Angrish}}, all while berating KFJ for being so stupid. The kicker? pokecapn already told the group what the bone would do, many times, before it happened.

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* Mario ''Mario Party 5: 5'': A [[INeedAFreakingDrink drunk]] KFJ [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xeqoxHDOjiY#t=507s duels pokecapn for one coin.]]
* In Mario ''Mario Party 5, 5'', medibot, as Waluigi, has been holding a Bone capsule at some point. KFJ, as Yoshi, lands on a Chain Chomp space and chooses Waluigi as the target, not knowing what the bone would do to Chain Chomps. The result is the Chain Chomp gets lured away from Waluigi by the bone, causing pokecapn to cry out in {{Angrish}}, all while berating KFJ for being so stupid. The kicker? pokecapn already told the group what the bone would do, many times, before it happened.
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[[AC:LetsPlay/{{pokecapn}}'s SonicUnleashed LetsPlay]]
* From the same LP, when Kung-Fu Jesus [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUCh_c5aEks&t=16m22s starts poking fun at the "successful quicktime sequence" noise]]:
-->''*game makes a "ding-dong" sound*''\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Someone's at the door! Medibot, get my door.\\
'''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Medibot]]:''' Yes'm.\\
''*door opening sound; Kaz enters the room*''\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' OH WAIT, THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMEONE AT THE DOOR?!?!
** KFJ ''does not have a doorbell''. Them trying to explain what just happened is also hilarious. "EFF the fourth wall, let's break the fifth and sixth while we're at it!"

[[AC:LetsPlay/{{pokecapn}}'s MarioParty Marathon]]
* Mario Party 5: A [[INeedAFreakingDrink drunk]] KFJ [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xeqoxHDOjiY#t=507s duels pokecapn for one coin.]]
* In Mario Party 5, medibot, as Waluigi, has been holding a Bone capsule at some point. KFJ, as Yoshi, lands on a Chain Chomp space and chooses Waluigi as the target, not knowing what the bone would do to Chain Chomps. The result is the Chain Chomp gets lured away from Waluigi by the bone, causing pokecapn to cry out in {{Angrish}}, all while berating KFJ for being so stupid. The kicker? pokecapn already told the group what the bone would do, many times, before it happened.
** Of course, KFJ was falling-down drunk at the time. When pokecapn first explained what the Bone did KFJ even said it didn't make any sense to him.
* In ''Mario Party 7'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-3tWYV-4wM#t=13m55s Kung Fu Jesus confuses the mic]].

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