History Funny / KoRn

4th Jan '16 7:27:15 AM igordebraga
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** Jonathan giving his account of [[NoodleIncident why David Silveria left the band]]. Munky, Head, and the interviewer all look as baffled as he does.

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** Jonathan giving his account of [[NoodleIncident why David Silveria left the band]]. Munky, Head, and the interviewer all look as baffled as he does.does.
* BarackObama [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mwANv49ZxI is not the lead singer]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hrvhqueZao from Korn]]. ([[http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/korns-jonathan-davis-responds-to-barack-obamas-shout-out-20151114 Jonathan didn't believe it too]])
6th Dec '15 2:31:32 AM taddavis
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their songs

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their songs* Much of "Who Then Now?" and "Deuce". Highlights include:
** Head, Fieldy and Jonathan spitting sunflower seeds and beer at each other.
** Head buying his new car.
-->'''Head''': "I bought a [[StealthPun lemon.]]"
** Munkys impersonation of "Kill You":
-->'''Munky''': You know that song "Kill You"?
-->'''David''': Yeah?
-->'''Munky''': You gotta have Jon fucking re--redo the lyrics in the middle part, 'cause that part, he's like, '''"OHHEEYEUHUHEHOGCUPOHEPAEHEHEH!"'''
** Probably the most random part of that scene is when Fieldy randomly appears out of nowhere after Jon finishes the song.
** Jonathan drunk.
-->'''Jonathan''': (recording vocals for "It's On!") '''"SAVE SOME FOR ME!''' Turn my fucking effects on!"
*
-->'''Fieldy''': "Check on this shot right here. Get this shot on here." '''Chucks basketball at a pole'''
*
-->'''Jonathan''': "Korn fucking t-shirts, $12.00. Don't bitch." '''*sobs*'''
*
-->'''Fieldy''': "Bath-- how do you spell 'bath'? B-A-F? 'Bafroom'?"
-->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work, dawg.]]" '''*CRASH*'''
* The StudioChatter at the beginning of "Clown", in its glorious entirety:
-->'''Munky''': (sings) What's within my body?
-->'''Jonathan''': All right, go.
-->''(Dave does four clicks, but Munky starts playing on the third click and groans)''
-->'''Dave''': "Four", you said, you faggot piece of shit!
-->'''Munky''': Four?
-->'''Jonathan''': Four?!
-->''(four more clicks, but no one plays. Ross is heard laughing)''
-->'''Dave''': Oh. Hey, what are you talking about, Ross?
-->'''Munky''': Hey, time test. ''(plays opening notes)'' Ehh! ''(opening notes)'' Ehh!
-->'''Dave''': So are you saying there's no clicks?
-->'''Ross''': Hey, we're recording! Now start!
-->'''Jonathan''': Just fucking DO IT, DAMN IT!
-->''(two clicks)''
-->'''Dave''': I wish we had "Twist". I wish we could put "Twist" on the fucking tape.
-->'''Jonathan''': Wanna hear it?
-->'''Head''': Fuck you! FUCK YOU!
-->''(Ross and Jonathan laugh)''
-->'''Jonathan''': Okay. (three clicks from Dave) You piece of shit.
* Their interview with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noOu6C-vaBo Scuzz TV]] had a ton of funny moments. Highlights include:
** Revealing that "Got the Life" was supposed to open with a sample of "Watch me, faggots!" from "BlazingSaddles", with Munky, Head, and Jonathan all saying it in unison.
** Munky revealing that, while drunk on the set of the video for "Got the Life", he brushed off an extra who tried to give him his demo tape. That extra turned out to be Eminem and they missed out on a chance of discovering him before Dr. Dre did. The best part is Head's deadpan response of "[[EpicFail Nice going, dude]]."
** Jonathan giving his account of [[NoodleIncident why David Silveria left the band]]. Munky, Head, and the interviewer all look as baffled as he does.
4th Dec '15 5:32:47 AM LordZepplin
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all of their songs

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all of their songs
4th Dec '15 5:31:43 AM LordZepplin
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* Much of "Who Then Now?" and "Deuce". Highlights include:
** Head, Fieldy and Jonathan spitting sunflower seeds and beer at each other.
** Head buying his new car.
-->'''Head''': "I bought a [[StealthPun lemon.]]"
** Munkys impersonation of "Kill You":
-->'''Munky''': You know that song "Kill You"?
-->'''David''': Yeah?
-->'''Munky''': You gotta have Jon fucking re--redo the lyrics in the middle part, 'cause that part, he's like, '''"OHHEEYEUHUHEHOGCUPOHEPAEHEHEH!"'''
** Probably the most random part of that scene is when Fieldy randomly appears out of nowhere after Jon finishes the song.
** Jonathan drunk.
-->'''Jonathan''': (recording vocals for "It's On!") '''"SAVE SOME FOR ME!''' Turn my fucking effects on!"
*
-->'''Fieldy''': "Check on this shot right here. Get this shot on here." '''Chucks basketball at a pole'''
*
-->'''Jonathan''': "Korn fucking t-shirts, $12.00. Don't bitch." '''*sobs*'''
*
-->'''Fieldy''': "Bath-- how do you spell 'bath'? B-A-F? 'Bafroom'?"
-->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work, dawg.]]" '''*CRASH*'''
* The StudioChatter at the beginning of "Clown", in its glorious entirety:
-->'''Munky''': (sings) What's within my body?
-->'''Jonathan''': All right, go.
-->''(Dave does four clicks, but Munky starts playing on the third click and groans)''
-->'''Dave''': "Four", you said, you faggot piece of shit!
-->'''Munky''': Four?
-->'''Jonathan''': Four?!
-->''(four more clicks, but no one plays. Ross is heard laughing)''
-->'''Dave''': Oh. Hey, what are you talking about, Ross?
-->'''Munky''': Hey, time test. ''(plays opening notes)'' Ehh! ''(opening notes)'' Ehh!
-->'''Dave''': So are you saying there's no clicks?
-->'''Ross''': Hey, we're recording! Now start!
-->'''Jonathan''': Just fucking DO IT, DAMN IT!
-->''(two clicks)''
-->'''Dave''': I wish we had "Twist". I wish we could put "Twist" on the fucking tape.
-->'''Jonathan''': Wanna hear it?
-->'''Head''': Fuck you! FUCK YOU!
-->''(Ross and Jonathan laugh)''
-->'''Jonathan''': Okay. (three clicks from Dave) You piece of shit.
* Their interview with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noOu6C-vaBo Scuzz TV]] had a ton of funny moments. Highlights include...
** Revealing that "Got The Life" was supposed to open with a sample of "Watch me, faggots!" from "BlazingSaddles", with Munky, Head, and Jonathan all saying it in unison.
** Munky revealing that, while drunk on the set of the video for "Got The Life", he brushed off an extra who tried to give him his demo tape. That extra turned out to be Eminem and they missed out on a chance of discovering him before Dr. Dre did. The best part is Head's deadpan response of "[[EpicFail ...Nice going dude]]."
** Jonathan giving his account of [[NoodleIncident why David Silveria left the band]]. Munky, Head, and the interviewer all look as baffled as he does.

to:

* Much of "Who Then Now?" and "Deuce". Highlights include:
** Head, Fieldy and Jonathan spitting sunflower seeds and beer at each other.
** Head buying his new car.
-->'''Head''': "I bought a [[StealthPun lemon.]]"
** Munkys impersonation of "Kill You":
-->'''Munky''': You know that song "Kill You"?
-->'''David''': Yeah?
-->'''Munky''': You gotta have Jon fucking re--redo the lyrics in the middle part, 'cause that part, he's like, '''"OHHEEYEUHUHEHOGCUPOHEPAEHEHEH!"'''
** Probably the most random part of that scene is when Fieldy randomly appears out of nowhere after Jon finishes the song.
** Jonathan drunk.
-->'''Jonathan''': (recording vocals for "It's On!") '''"SAVE SOME FOR ME!''' Turn my fucking effects on!"
*
-->'''Fieldy''': "Check on this shot right here. Get this shot on here." '''Chucks basketball at a pole'''
*
-->'''Jonathan''': "Korn fucking t-shirts, $12.00. Don't bitch." '''*sobs*'''
*
-->'''Fieldy''': "Bath-- how do you spell 'bath'? B-A-F? 'Bafroom'?"
-->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work, dawg.]]" '''*CRASH*'''
* The StudioChatter at the beginning of "Clown", in its glorious entirety:
-->'''Munky''': (sings) What's within my body?
-->'''Jonathan''': All right, go.
-->''(Dave does four clicks, but Munky starts playing on the third click and groans)''
-->'''Dave''': "Four", you said, you faggot piece of shit!
-->'''Munky''': Four?
-->'''Jonathan''': Four?!
-->''(four more clicks, but no one plays. Ross is heard laughing)''
-->'''Dave''': Oh. Hey, what are you talking about, Ross?
-->'''Munky''': Hey, time test. ''(plays opening notes)'' Ehh! ''(opening notes)'' Ehh!
-->'''Dave''': So are you saying there's no clicks?
-->'''Ross''': Hey, we're recording! Now start!
-->'''Jonathan''': Just fucking DO IT, DAMN IT!
-->''(two clicks)''
-->'''Dave''': I wish we had "Twist". I wish we could put "Twist" on the fucking tape.
-->'''Jonathan''': Wanna hear it?
-->'''Head''': Fuck you! FUCK YOU!
-->''(Ross and Jonathan laugh)''
-->'''Jonathan''': Okay. (three clicks from Dave) You piece of shit.
* Their interview with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noOu6C-vaBo Scuzz TV]] had a ton of funny moments. Highlights include...
** Revealing that "Got The Life" was supposed to open with a sample of "Watch me, faggots!" from "BlazingSaddles", with Munky, Head, and Jonathan
all saying it in unison.
** Munky revealing that, while drunk on the set
of the video for "Got The Life", he brushed off an extra who tried to give him his demo tape. That extra turned out to be Eminem and they missed out on a chance of discovering him before Dr. Dre did. The best part is Head's deadpan response of "[[EpicFail ...Nice going dude]]."
** Jonathan giving his account of [[NoodleIncident why David Silveria left the band]]. Munky, Head, and the interviewer all look as baffled as he does.
their songs
21st Aug '15 2:40:16 PM SPBurke
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-->'''Jonathan''': Okay. (three clicks from Dave) You piece of shit.

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-->'''Jonathan''': Okay. (three clicks from Dave) You piece of shit.shit.
* Their interview with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noOu6C-vaBo Scuzz TV]] had a ton of funny moments. Highlights include...
** Revealing that "Got The Life" was supposed to open with a sample of "Watch me, faggots!" from "BlazingSaddles", with Munky, Head, and Jonathan all saying it in unison.
** Munky revealing that, while drunk on the set of the video for "Got The Life", he brushed off an extra who tried to give him his demo tape. That extra turned out to be Eminem and they missed out on a chance of discovering him before Dr. Dre did. The best part is Head's deadpan response of "[[EpicFail ...Nice going dude]]."
** Jonathan giving his account of [[NoodleIncident why David Silveria left the band]]. Munky, Head, and the interviewer all look as baffled as he does.
30th Nov '14 7:58:40 PM realscreamer
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-->'''Munky''': (sings) Builds within my body.
-->'''Dave''': Four clicks.

to:

-->'''Munky''': (sings) Builds What's within my body.
-->'''Dave''': Four clicks.
body?



-->'''Dave''': Four-- I just said, you faggot piece of shit on the ground!
-->'''Munky and Jonathan''': Four?

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-->'''Dave''': Four-- I just "Four", you said, you faggot piece of shit on the ground!
-->'''Munky and Jonathan''': Four?
shit!
-->'''Munky''': Four?
-->'''Jonathan''': Four?!



-->'''Dave''': Ugh. Hey, what you talking about, Ross?
-->'''Munky''': Hey, the song goes: ''(plays opening notes)'' Ehh! ''(opening notes)'' Ehh!
-->'''Dave''': Hey, are you saying there's no clicks?

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-->'''Dave''': Ugh. Oh. Hey, what are you talking about, Ross?
-->'''Munky''': Hey, the song goes: time test. ''(plays opening notes)'' Ehh! ''(opening notes)'' Ehh!
-->'''Dave''': Hey, So are you saying there's no clicks?



-->'''Dave''': I got "Twist". I wish we could put "Twist" on the fucking tape. Stupid.

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-->'''Dave''': I got wish we had "Twist". I wish we could put "Twist" on the fucking tape. Stupid.



-->'''Ross''': (faintly) No.



-->'''Ross''': Go!
29th Jun '14 3:18:40 PM realscreamer
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* The [[StudioChatter] at the beginning of "Clown", in its glorious entirety:

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* The [[StudioChatter] StudioChatter at the beginning of "Clown", in its glorious entirety:
29th Jun '14 3:18:19 PM realscreamer
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* Much of "Who Then Now?" and "Deuce*. Highlights include:
** Head, Fieldy and Jonathan spitting sunflower seeds and beer at each other
** Head buying his new car
-->'''Head''': "I bought a [[StealthPun lemon]]"
** Munkys impersonation of "Kill You"
-->'''Munky''': You know that song Kill You?

to:

* Much of "Who Then Now?" and "Deuce*."Deuce". Highlights include:
** Head, Fieldy and Jonathan spitting sunflower seeds and beer at each other
other.
** Head buying his new car
car.
-->'''Head''': "I bought a [[StealthPun lemon]]"
lemon.]]"
** Munkys impersonation of "Kill You"
You":
-->'''Munky''': You know that song Kill You?"Kill You"?



-->'''Munky''': You gotta have Jon fucking re...redo the lyrics in the middle part, cuz that part hes like '''"OHHEEYEUHUHEHOGCUPOHEPAEHEHEH"'''
** Probably the most random part of that scene is when Fieldy randomly appears out of nowhere after Jon finishes the song
** Jonathan drunk
-->'''Jonathan''': '''"SAVE SOME FOR ME'''..turn my fucking effects on!"

to:

-->'''Munky''': You gotta have Jon fucking re...redo re--redo the lyrics in the middle part, cuz 'cause that part hes like '''"OHHEEYEUHUHEHOGCUPOHEPAEHEHEH"'''
part, he's like, '''"OHHEEYEUHUHEHOGCUPOHEPAEHEHEH!"'''
** Probably the most random part of that scene is when Fieldy randomly appears out of nowhere after Jon finishes the song
song.
** Jonathan drunk
drunk.
-->'''Jonathan''': (recording vocals for "It's On!") '''"SAVE SOME FOR ME'''..turn ME!''' Turn my fucking effects on!"



-->'''Fieldy''': "Check on this shot right here, get this shot on here" '''Chucks the basketball at the pole'''

to:

-->'''Fieldy''': "Check on this shot right here, get here. Get this shot on here" here." '''Chucks the basketball at the a pole'''



-->'''Jonathan''': "Korn fucking t-shirts, $12.00s, don't bitch" '''*sobs*'''

to:

-->'''Jonathan''': "Korn fucking t-shirts, $12.00s, don't bitch" 00. Don't bitch." '''*sobs*'''



-->'''Fieldy''': "Bath how do you spell bath...B-A-F? Bafroom?"
-->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work dawg]]" '''*CRASH*'''
* The beginning of "Clown"
-->'''Munky''': "Builds within my body"
-->'''Dave''': "Four Clicks"
-->'''Jonathan''': "Alright go"
-->*Dave does four clicks, but Munky starts playing on the third click and goes "ahh!"
-->'''Dave''': "Four I just said you faggot piece of shit on the ground"
-->'''Munky and Jonathan''': "Four?"
-->*Four Clicks but no one plays, Ross is heard laughing*
-->'''Dave''': "Ugh, Hey what you talking about Ross?"
-->'''Munky''': "Hey, the song goes *plays opening notes* EEEH *plays* EHHH *plays* ehh
-->'''Dave''': "Hey, are you sayin theres no clicks?"
-->'''Ross''': "Hey we're recording now start!"
-->'''Jonathan''': "just fuckin DO IT DAMNIT"
-->*two clicks*
-->'''Dave''': I get Twist, I wish we could put Twist on the fucking tape....stupid
-->'''Jonathan''': "Wanna here it?"
--> *Ross is heard faintly saying "noo"
-->'''Head''': "fuck you...FUCK YOU"
-->*Ross and Jonathan laugh and as Ross screams "gooo!"
-->'''Jonathan''': "Okay.......piece of shit......"

to:

-->'''Fieldy''': "Bath "Bath-- how do you spell bath...'bath'? B-A-F? Bafroom?"
'Bafroom'?"
-->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work dawg]]" work, dawg.]]" '''*CRASH*'''
* The [[StudioChatter] at the beginning of "Clown"
"Clown", in its glorious entirety:
-->'''Munky''': "Builds (sings) Builds within my body"
body.
-->'''Dave''': "Four Clicks"
Four clicks.
-->'''Jonathan''': "Alright go"
-->*Dave
All right, go.
-->''(Dave
does four clicks, but Munky starts playing on the third click and goes "ahh!"
groans)''
-->'''Dave''': "Four Four-- I just said said, you faggot piece of shit on the ground"
ground!
-->'''Munky and Jonathan''': "Four?"
-->*Four Clicks
Four?
-->''(four more clicks,
but no one plays, plays. Ross is heard laughing*
laughing)''
-->'''Dave''': "Ugh, Hey Ugh. Hey, what you talking about Ross?"
about, Ross?
-->'''Munky''': "Hey, Hey, the song goes *plays goes: ''(plays opening notes* EEEH *plays* EHHH *plays* ehh
notes)'' Ehh! ''(opening notes)'' Ehh!
-->'''Dave''': "Hey, Hey, are you sayin theres saying there's no clicks?"
clicks?
-->'''Ross''': "Hey Hey, we're recording now start!"
recording! Now start!
-->'''Jonathan''': "just fuckin Just fucking DO IT DAMNIT"
-->*two clicks*
IT, DAMN IT!
-->''(two clicks)''
-->'''Dave''': I get Twist, got "Twist". I wish we could put Twist "Twist" on the fucking tape....stupid
tape. Stupid.
-->'''Jonathan''': "Wanna here it?"
--> *Ross is heard faintly saying "noo"
Wanna hear it?
-->'''Ross''': (faintly) No.
-->'''Head''': "fuck you...Fuck you! FUCK YOU"
-->*Ross
YOU!
-->''(Ross
and Jonathan laugh and as Ross screams "gooo!"
laugh)''
-->'''Ross''': Go!
-->'''Jonathan''': "Okay.......Okay. (three clicks from Dave) You piece of shit......"shit.
23rd Feb '14 10:03:35 AM shinyditto12
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-->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work dawg]]" '''*CRASH*'''

to:

-->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work dawg]]" '''*CRASH*''''''*CRASH*'''
* The beginning of "Clown"
-->'''Munky''': "Builds within my body"
-->'''Dave''': "Four Clicks"
-->'''Jonathan''': "Alright go"
-->*Dave does four clicks, but Munky starts playing on the third click and goes "ahh!"
-->'''Dave''': "Four I just said you faggot piece of shit on the ground"
-->'''Munky and Jonathan''': "Four?"
-->*Four Clicks but no one plays, Ross is heard laughing*
-->'''Dave''': "Ugh, Hey what you talking about Ross?"
-->'''Munky''': "Hey, the song goes *plays opening notes* EEEH *plays* EHHH *plays* ehh
-->'''Dave''': "Hey, are you sayin theres no clicks?"
-->'''Ross''': "Hey we're recording now start!"
-->'''Jonathan''': "just fuckin DO IT DAMNIT"
-->*two clicks*
-->'''Dave''': I get Twist, I wish we could put Twist on the fucking tape....stupid
-->'''Jonathan''': "Wanna here it?"
--> *Ross is heard faintly saying "noo"
-->'''Head''': "fuck you...FUCK YOU"
-->*Ross and Jonathan laugh and as Ross screams "gooo!"
-->'''Jonathan''': "Okay.......piece of shit......"
22nd Feb '14 7:16:55 PM shinyditto12
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-->'''Fieldy''': "Bath how do you spell bath...B-A-F? Bafroom?"

to:

-->'''Fieldy''': "Bath how do you spell bath...B-A-F? Bafroom?"Bafroom?"
-->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work dawg]]" '''*CRASH*'''
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