History Funny / Knightfall

* In order to draw out Shondra and her kidnapper (who only knows him under an alias, Sir Hemmingford Grey), Batman decide to gt himself in the newspapers. He assumes that alias and matching disguise and commits a public act of vandalism. The scene then cuts to the kidnapper reading about Sir Hemmingford Grey's trial, where he insulted the judge, bailiff, and prosecutor, as well as the mayor, the mayor's mother, the Boy Scouts, and the American flag.

--> '''Joker: Ruined...all my plans ruined by some shoddy imposter.

--> ''Joker shoots the critics.''

--> '''Joker:''' Let's see. We've had him call the Governor and cancel his request for guard units. He called the newspapers and blamed Gordon for the slow response to the Arkham breakout. We could call the airport again and have them page Seymour Butz.

* Bane's prison break that frees the entirety of Arkham's inmates is far from funny until Maxie Zeus, still strung up in a straightjacket, gets so caught up gloating over his shoulder that he runs face-first into a tree and knocks himself out.

* During Batman and Jean-Paul's final confrontation Bruce says the rather down to Earth line "Look, I do own this house. It's mine--" when Valley tells him to get out.

* In the {{Novelization}}, Bruce's training with Shiva. She has him strip naked - in deep snow in the dead of winter. When Bruce asks what kind of test it is. Shiva replies, "This is the part where your ass freezes." When he says he wishes to keep his mask on, she shrugs and says, "So long as it doesn't cover your ass."
** During the same scene; Shiva, who is also naked, tempts Bruce, who knows it's a test and doesn't take the bait. When she asks if he's sure, he admits that she's very attractive and desirable, but knows that if he tries anything,she'd break every bone in his arms, which would be bad for his tennis game.

* The end of Batman's fight with Firefly.

* What happens when Az-Bats doesn't pull a StealthHiBye on Gordon:

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* Let's consider the relation of Jean Paul Valley and Saint Dumas... from the point of view of a mook.\\\
The random mook is taking part in an exchange of weapons, and then Batman appears and gives a beating to all of them. Remember, the mook does not know anything about the whole Bruce-Bane-Valley thing, for him Batman is Batman and that's it. So, Batman takes the mook, and begin the JackBauerInterrogationTechnique asking for some "Lehah"... who is, of course, completely unknown for the mook. And with Batman's new attitude, and that terrifying new suit, things are going to get nasty. But then... he turns his head to the right (there's nobody in there) and begins to scream "No! You are the impostor! You are a ghost created by the system! You do not exist! DIE! DIE!", and fire batarangs and attacks the air. \\\
Without thinking twice, the mook runs for his life... but it's so fun to wonder what may have passed by his mind at that moment. And even better, how would he react if Batman/Wayne, after recovering his role, foils another crime of this mook and take him for another interrogation...

* In the {{Novelization}}, Bruce's training with Shiva. She has him strip naked. When Bruce asks what kind of test it is. Shiva replies, "This is the part where your ass freezes." When he says he wishes to keep his mask on, she shrugs and says, "So long as it doesn't cover your ass."

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'''Azbats:''' Prepare to be mugged.\\

Without thinking twince, the mook runs for his life... but it's so fun to wonder what may have passed by his mind at that moment. And even better, how would he react if Batman/Wayne, after recovering his role, foils another crime of this mook and take him for another interrogation...

'''Azbats:''' I'll be going then.

--->'''Gordon:''' ''[...]'' ...Blame him... My God.\\

* Let's consider the relation of Jean Paul Valley and Saint Dumas... from the point of view of a mook.\\\

Let's consider the relation of Jean Paul Valley and Saint Dumas... from the point of view of a mook.

The random mook is taking part in an exchange of weapons, and then Batman appears and gives a beating to all of them. Remember, the mook does not know anything about the whole Bruce-Bane-Valley thing, for him Batman is Batman and that's it. So, Batman takes the mook, and begin the JackBauerInterrogationTechnique asking for some "Lehah"... who is, of course, completely unknown for the mook. And with Batman's new attitude, and that terrifying new suit, things are going to get nasty. But then... he turns his head to the right (there's nobody in there) and begins to scream "No! You are the impostor! You are a ghost created by the system! You do not exist! DIE! DIE!", and fire batarangs and attacks the air.

* In part two of "Knightfall", it's shown that D-list Batman villain Maxie Zeus was one of the escapees... who wound up crashing into a tree while turning back to taunt the guards, [[EpicFail knocking himself out and getting recaptured as a result]].

* In part two "Knightfall", it's shown that D-list Batman villain Maxie Zeus was one of the escapees... who wound up crashing into a tree while turning back to taunt the guards, [[EpicFail knocking himself out and getting recaptured as a result]].

* In the {{Novelization}}, Bruce's training with Shiva. She has him strip naked. When Bruce asks what kind of test it is. Shiva replies, "This is the part where your ass freezes." When he says he wishes to keep his mask on, she shrugs and says, "So long as it doesn't cover your ass."

Without thinking twince, the mook runs for his life... but it's so fun to wonder what may have passed by his mind at that moment. And even better, how would he react if Batman/Wayne, after recovering his role, foils another crime of this mook and take him for another interrogation...