History Funny / KnightRider

10th Jan '15 6:42:33 PM firejewel
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** The two car-jackers attempt to steal KITT. Especially when one of them threw a brick at KITT's window, and it bounced off his partners head!
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** The two car-jackers attempt to steal KITT. Especially when one of them threw a brick at KITT's window, and it bounced off his partners head!head.

** When the car-jackers actually steal KITT, for about two minutes... and then KITT takes over, and gives them ''the ride of their lives.''
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** When the car-jackers actually steal KITT, for about two minutes... and then KITT takes over, and gives them ''the the ride of their lives.''

** The best part is, they actually got him a burger. They certainly have good service.
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** The best part is, they actually got him a burger. They certainly have burger, good service.

** KARR 'saves' the two thieves who reactivated him from...a Ring Master statue with a loudspeaker at a hamburger stall, who was voiced by a very irritated waiter...by smashing the statue!
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** KARR 'saves' "saves" the two thieves who reactivated him from...a Ring Master statue with a loudspeaker at a hamburger stall, who was voiced by a very irritated waiter...[[NoKillLikeOverkill by smashing the statue!statue]].
4th Jan '15 6:10:17 AM Thunderbolt0102
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* "Trust Doesn't Rust", KITT and KARR's bantering back and forth. KARR plays the straight man, while KITT pours on the [[DeadpanSnarker snark]].
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* "Trust Doesn't Rust", Rust" ** KARR 'saves' the two thieves who reactivated him from...a Ring Master statue with a loudspeaker at a hamburger stall, who was voiced by a very irritated waiter...by smashing the statue! ** Michael and KITT are busted because KITT looks exactly like KARR in this episode. When Devon bails him out, Michael tells him how unnecessary the police action was. --> '''Michael''': Aren't we all over-reacting? All he did was run down a phony ringmaster. He didn't even steal any hamburgers! ** KITT and KARR's bantering back and forth. KARR plays the straight man, while KITT pours on the [[DeadpanSnarker snark]].
28th Nov '14 9:28:01 PM firejewel
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--> '''Michael''': (''David notices KITT following them as the walk'') Don't worry, he wont bite.
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--> '''Michael''': (''David notices KITT following them as the they walk'') Don't worry, he wont bite.
2nd Oct '14 7:52:33 PM firejewel
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* I thought it was hilarious when KITT came face to face with a croc in "Knight in Disgrace". Not to mention the way he scared it off.
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* I thought it was hilarious when KITT came comes face to face with a croc crocodile in "Knight in Disgrace". Not to mention the way he scared it off.
30th Sep '14 10:05:56 AM firejewel
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--> '''Michael''': Yes!
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--> '''Michael''': Yes![[BigYes Yes!]]

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** When KITT first confronts the Chinese bodyguards, Michael points out that they probably don't know any English. So KITT speaks Chinese instead: --> '''Michael''': Yes!'''KITT''': (''translated'') Go back to the zoo where you belong.
25th Sep '14 7:13:25 PM firejewel
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--> '''Michael''' (''in a ridiculously mechanical voice'') Stop arguing children.
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--> '''Michael''' '''Michael''': (''in a ridiculously mechanical voice'') Stop arguing children.children. * During the failed BackdoorPilot "Mouth of the Snake", Michael explains to David exactly what KITT is. --> '''Michael''': (''David notices KITT following them as the walk'') Don't worry, he wont bite.
25th Sep '14 9:15:03 AM firejewel
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* Behold [[TheScrappy Mighty Mouth]], the wisecracking talking teddy bear. [[spoiler:[[TakeThatScrappy When Michael threw him out of KITT's sunroof at the end]], funny, but [[DisproportionateRetribution harsh]].]] ** KITT and Mighty Mouth's bickering, while Michael has to play referee. --> '''KITT''': Michael, computers can save lives, enhance communication. Why waste this fine technology on an obnoxious little toy? --> '''Mighty Mouth''': Don't knock the rock bub, it's a living! --> '''Michael''' (''in a ridiculously mechanical voice'') Stop arguing children.

* Behold '[[TheScrappy Mighty Mouth]]', the wisecracking talking teddy bear. [[spoiler:[[TakeThatScrappy When Michael threw him out of KITT's sunroof at the end]], funny, but ''harsh''.]]
18th Sep '14 8:46:15 AM firejewel
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--> '''Michael''': (''wakes up a couple in their bedroom'') Oh! Uh, sorry, I forgot my key. (''smacks his head on their window as he retreats'') Oh! Eh...
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--> '''Michael''': (''wakes up a couple in their bedroom'') Oh! Uh, sorry, [[BlatantLies I forgot my key. key.]] (''smacks his head on their window as he retreats'') Oh! Eh...

** That and KITT and Aunt Martha taking a ''joyride'' to distract the police for Michael.
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** That and KITT and Aunt Martha taking a ''joyride'' "joyride" to distract the police for Michael.Michael. There's something inherently funny about watching an old woman in a leather jacket, driving around in a black sports car.

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** That and KITT and Aunt Martha taking a ''joyride'' * KITT's attempts at speaking [[TalkLikeAPirate pirate slang]] in "Return to distract the police for Michael.Cadiz".
17th Sep '14 7:14:35 PM firejewel
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* By the end of "Blind Spot", Julie surprises Michael with a clay sculpture she made as a thank you, Michael (not unreasonably) assumes it's a sculpture of himself. So he happily accepts the gift and takes the cover off, to reveal a sculpture of KITT.
16th Sep '14 10:02:50 AM firejewel
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* When Jobina (sent by Michael) goes to rescue KITT at the impound in "A Nice, Indecent Little Town" when he was incapacitated by being fooled into backing on top of a bottle jack and sandwiched against the ceiling:
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* When Jobina (sent by Michael) goes to rescue KITT at the impound in "A Nice, Indecent Little Town" when he was incapacitated by being fooled into backing on top of a bottle jack and sandwiched against the ceiling:

** The ending had poor hapless Michael having to read ''the'' Bible to KITT because nobody ever thought to upload it into his memory banks.
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** The ending had poor hapless Michael having to read ''the'' the Bible to KITT because KITT, cause nobody ever thought to upload it into his memory banks.

** * The ending had poor hapless Michael having to read ''the'' Bible to KITT because nobody ever thought to upload it into old farmer and his memory banks.donkey in "Goliath".

** Them and KITT dealing with ''[[EmbarrassingNickname The Egg Roll Brothers]]'' (as Michael so eloquently put it). * The old farmer and his donkey in "Goliath".
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** Them and KITT dealing with ''[[EmbarrassingNickname "[[EmbarrassingNickname The Egg Roll Brothers]]'' Brothers]]" (as Michael so eloquently put it). * The old farmer and his donkey in "Goliath".it).

* Behold '[[TheScrappy Mighty Mouth]]', the wisecracking talking teddy bear. [[spoiler:[[TakeThatScrappy When Michael threw him out of KITT's sunroof at the end]], funny... but ''harsh''.]]
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* Behold '[[TheScrappy Mighty Mouth]]', the wisecracking talking teddy bear. [[spoiler:[[TakeThatScrappy When Michael threw him out of KITT's sunroof at the end]], funny... funny, but ''harsh''.]]
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