History Funny / KingdomOfLoathing

3rd May '16 9:39:39 PM billybobfred
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-->'''You''': "This appears to be eight empty beer bottles tied together on the end of a rope."

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-->'''You''': "This appears to be eight [[RunningGag eight]] empty beer bottles tied together on the end of a rope."
18th Feb '16 7:23:28 PM Andyroid
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* The Spring 2015 special challenge path faced a conundrum of there being no more potential Avatars. The solution? Making it Actually Ed the Undying, as in you are playing as the EnsembleDarkhorse boss himself trying to retrieve the Holy McGuffin. He does ''not'' disappoint.

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* The Spring 2015 special challenge path faced a conundrum of there being no more potential Avatars. The solution? Making it Actually Ed the Undying, as in you are playing as the EnsembleDarkhorse boss himself trying to retrieve the Holy McGuffin. He does ''not'' disappoint.disappoint.
* A revamp of the Naughty Sorceress Quest on New Years' 2015 seriously tweaked a quest that had previously been a serious source of GuideDangIt. It also provided some amusing new content to the game:
** The final boss of the Sleaziest Adventurer Contest is a polite and completely ordinary guy named Leonard... who somehow manages to completely skeeve your character out.
21st Jun '15 6:23:40 PM nombretomado
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Being an AffectionateParody of MMORPGS in general, KingdomOfLoathing is bound to have some of these.

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Being an AffectionateParody of MMORPGS in general, KingdomOfLoathing VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing is bound to have some of these.
22nd May '15 6:10:38 AM Pilomotor
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** Or any combination of the above. BlackComedy at it's finest.

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** Catch a mouse, feed it soap, slip it into her purse when she's not looking, then ask to borrow a handkerchief, and when she goes to open her purse, out jumps a mouse that's ''foaming at the mouth'', causing her to freak out spectacularly
** Or any combination of the above. BlackComedy at it's its finest.
2nd Apr '15 8:28:38 AM SgtFrog1
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** Another one is Beyond the Looking Glass, full of references to ''Literature/AliceInWonderland''. At the Tea Party, it has the foods with "Eat Me" written on them, and the following quote takes it to the extreme: "He pulls out a plate of pastries, each with a familiar type of masochistic command written on it. A few say "Eat Me," some say "Drink Me," and one particularly off-putting one says '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Call Me a Dirty Slut]].'"

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** Another one is Beyond the Looking Glass, full of references to ''Literature/AliceInWonderland''. At the Tea Party, it has the foods with "Eat Me" written on them, and the following quote takes it to the extreme: "He ''"He pulls out a plate of pastries, each with a familiar type of masochistic command written on it. A few say "Eat Me," some say "Drink Me," and one particularly off-putting one says '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Call Me a Dirty Slut]].'"'"''
23rd Mar '15 12:13:50 PM TheUnsquished
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** "I deduce that [[PennyArcade candy is delicious.]]"

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** "I deduce that [[PennyArcade [[Webcomic/PennyArcade candy is delicious.]]"
22nd Feb '15 6:29:05 PM Leliel
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-->'''Shopkeep''': "...and they're all like [[Franchise/TheDarkTower 'Eee! My eyes! Eeee!']] What? Oh! Oh, yes, naturally, strictly for self-defense purposes only."

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-->'''Shopkeep''': "...and they're all like [[Franchise/TheDarkTower 'Eee! My eyes! Eeee!']] What? Oh! Oh, yes, naturally, strictly for self-defense purposes only.""
* The Spring 2015 special challenge path faced a conundrum of there being no more potential Avatars. The solution? Making it Actually Ed the Undying, as in you are playing as the EnsembleDarkhorse boss himself trying to retrieve the Holy McGuffin. He does ''not'' disappoint.
10th Feb '15 7:43:05 PM Inediblecake
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** "So a priest, a rabbi, and a stripper walk into a bar, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext it eats all of them.]]"

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** "So a priest, a rabbi, and a stripper walk into a bar, [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Bar bar]], and [[ItMakesSenseInContext it eats all of them.]]"
31st Jan '15 5:59:27 PM Quanyails
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* Even the basics can inspire some choice giggles. I end up laughing every time I remember that ''Meat'' is the in-game currency, especially after taking the rigmarole of justifications contradicting themselves. Yes, Meat is the currency, but you don't kill any of the monsters. You just beat them up and take their stuff! But where did you get the yeti skin? The yeti was carrying it, of course!

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* Even the basics can inspire some choice giggles. I end up laughing every time I remember that ''Meat'' is the in-game currency, especially after taking and the game takes the rigmarole of justifications contradicting themselves. Yes, Meat is the currency, but you don't kill any of the monsters. You just beat them up and take their stuff! But where did you get the yeti skin? The yeti was carrying it, of course!
8th Nov '14 5:04:33 AM Andyroid
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** Another one is Beyond the Looking Glass, full of references to ''Literature/AliceInWonderland''. At the Tea Party, it has the foods with "Eat Me" written on them, and the following quote takes it to the extreme: "He pulls out a plate of pastries, each with a familiar type of masochistic command written on it. A few say "Eat Me," some say "Drink Me," and one particularly off-putting one says '[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Call Me a Dirty Slut]].'"

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** Another one is Beyond the Looking Glass, full of references to ''Literature/AliceInWonderland''. At the Tea Party, it has the foods with "Eat Me" written on them, and the following quote takes it to the extreme: "He pulls out a plate of pastries, each with a familiar type of masochistic command written on it. A few say "Eat Me," some say "Drink Me," and one particularly off-putting one says '[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Call Me a Dirty Slut]].'"



-->A gold coin the size of your face is probably the most impractical form of currency you've ever encountered. Oh, wait -- meat. Right.

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-->A gold coin the size of your face is probably the most impractical form of currency you've ever encountered. [[SelfDeprecation Oh, wait -- meat. Right.]]



* The Sea Monkees quest has you rescuing members of the eponymous family from various dangers under the sea. Grandpa Sea Monkee is in a different pickle depending on your class. Accordion Thieves find him tinkering with a jukebox in a [[IncrediblyLamePun Dive Bar]], which he tries to repair ala [[HappyDays The Fonz]]. Unfortunately he misses and hits the glass casing, shattering it and causing the whole thing to implode.
* Grandpa Sea Monkee in general is a fountain of gags. His purpose in the game is to give lengthy stories that unlock content when asked about key words. When asked about "Grandma", he replies:

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* The Sea Monkees quest has you rescuing members of the eponymous family from various dangers under the sea. Grandpa Sea Monkee is in a different pickle depending on your class. class:
** Muscle classes (Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers) find Grandpa hunting an enormous fish-beast in Anemone Mine. He manages to kill the beast, and it turns out... it ate his newspaper, which he hastily retrieves from the beast's belly.
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Accordion Thieves find him tinkering with a jukebox in a [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} Dive Bar]], which he tries to repair ala [[HappyDays [[Series/HappyDays The Fonz]]. Unfortunately he misses and hits the glass casing, shattering it and causing the whole thing to implode.
implode. The crowd of angry patrons that starts to approach ''finally'' convinces him it's time to go home.
* Grandpa Sea Monkee in general is a fountain of gags. His purpose in the game is to give [[RamblingOldManMonologue lengthy stories stories]] that unlock content when asked about key words. When asked about "Grandma", he replies:
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