History Funny / KingdomOfLoathing

21st Dec '16 10:38:14 AM MisterApple
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**For much the same reason, the [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Dense_liana Dense Liana]].



* The new Copperhead Club subquest (part of the ridiculously huge and circuitous MacGuffin Quest) brings a whole new meaning to jackassery. [[spoiler: The proprietor of the club poisons you no less than ''three'' times. Not even one right after the other. He gives you an antidote each time you complete a leg of the subquest, and then tricks you into drinking poison ''again'' each time. When you switch champagne glasses to not get poisoned a second time, he reveals he poisoned his own glass. The third time, you refuse to drink from his [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "Totally Not Poisoned"]] champagne bottle and take a drink from your personal flask instead, only to reveal he ''swapped'' it for a poisoned flask! The sheer ludicrousness of the guy's [[{{Troll}} jovial]] [[{{Jerkass}} asshattery]] is matched only by your character's mounting fury, culminating in you [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown beating nine circles of hell]] out of him until he finally gives you the item you need.]]

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* The new Copperhead Club subquest (part of the ridiculously huge and circuitous MacGuffin Quest) brings a whole new meaning to jackassery. [[spoiler: The proprietor of the club poisons you no less than ''three'' times. Not even one right after the other. He gives you an antidote each time you complete a leg of the subquest, and then tricks you into drinking poison ''again'' each time. When you switch champagne glasses to not get poisoned a second time, he reveals he poisoned his own glass. The third time, you refuse to drink from his [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "Totally Not Poisoned"]] champagne bottle and take a drink from your personal flask instead, only to reveal he ''swapped'' it for a poisoned flask! The sheer ludicrousness of the guy's [[{{Troll}} jovial]] [[{{Jerkass}} asshattery]] is matched only by your character's mounting fury, culminating in you [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown beating nine circles of hell]] out of him until he finally gives you the item you need.]]
2nd Nov '16 4:34:40 PM mikemerc
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* The text from using the Stuffing fluffer (which can be used to bomb the battlefield durring the hippy/frat boy war) outside for wartime.

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* The text from using the Stuffing fluffer (which can be used to bomb the battlefield durring the hippy/frat boy war) outside for of wartime.
2nd Nov '16 4:34:09 PM mikemerc
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--> If you're having trouble naming something, set it on fire. That rule has never served me wrong, with the single exception of getting me thrown out of that maternity ward.

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--> If you're having trouble naming something, set it on fire. That rule has never served me wrong, with the single exception of getting me thrown out of that maternity ward.ward.
* The text from using the Stuffing fluffer (which can be used to bomb the battlefield durring the hippy/frat boy war) outside for wartime.
--> You consider pushing the button, but this thing looks like it could blow up a lot of people, and you don't really have any reason to kill a whole lot of people at once right now. Boy, what kind of a life do you have, that I had to say "right now"?
27th Oct '16 3:26:19 AM Achyfi
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** The final boss of the Sleaziest Adventurer Contest is a polite and completely ordinary guy named Leonard... who somehow manages to completely skeeve your character out.

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** The final boss of the Sleaziest Adventurer Contest is a polite and completely ordinary guy named Leonard... who somehow manages to completely skeeve your character out.out.
* The description for the Flamin' Whatshisname cocktail.
--> If you're having trouble naming something, set it on fire. That rule has never served me wrong, with the single exception of getting me thrown out of that maternity ward.
5th Jun '16 4:00:20 PM nombretomado
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** "I deduce that this monster's name is [[RockyHorrorPictureShow Frank, or possibly Brad.]]"

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** "I deduce that this monster's name is [[RockyHorrorPictureShow [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Frank, or possibly Brad.]]"
3rd May '16 9:39:39 PM billybobfred
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-->'''You''': "This appears to be eight empty beer bottles tied together on the end of a rope."

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-->'''You''': "This appears to be eight [[RunningGag eight]] empty beer bottles tied together on the end of a rope."
18th Feb '16 7:23:28 PM Andyroid
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* The Spring 2015 special challenge path faced a conundrum of there being no more potential Avatars. The solution? Making it Actually Ed the Undying, as in you are playing as the EnsembleDarkhorse boss himself trying to retrieve the Holy McGuffin. He does ''not'' disappoint.

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* The Spring 2015 special challenge path faced a conundrum of there being no more potential Avatars. The solution? Making it Actually Ed the Undying, as in you are playing as the EnsembleDarkhorse boss himself trying to retrieve the Holy McGuffin. He does ''not'' disappoint.disappoint.
* A revamp of the Naughty Sorceress Quest on New Years' 2015 seriously tweaked a quest that had previously been a serious source of GuideDangIt. It also provided some amusing new content to the game:
** The final boss of the Sleaziest Adventurer Contest is a polite and completely ordinary guy named Leonard... who somehow manages to completely skeeve your character out.
21st Jun '15 6:23:40 PM nombretomado
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Being an AffectionateParody of MMORPGS in general, KingdomOfLoathing is bound to have some of these.

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Being an AffectionateParody of MMORPGS in general, KingdomOfLoathing VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing is bound to have some of these.
22nd May '15 6:10:38 AM Pilomotor
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** Or any combination of the above. BlackComedy at it's finest.

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** Catch a mouse, feed it soap, slip it into her purse when she's not looking, then ask to borrow a handkerchief, and when she goes to open her purse, out jumps a mouse that's ''foaming at the mouth'', causing her to freak out spectacularly
** Or any combination of the above. BlackComedy at it's its finest.
2nd Apr '15 8:28:38 AM SgtFrog1
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** Another one is Beyond the Looking Glass, full of references to ''Literature/AliceInWonderland''. At the Tea Party, it has the foods with "Eat Me" written on them, and the following quote takes it to the extreme: "He pulls out a plate of pastries, each with a familiar type of masochistic command written on it. A few say "Eat Me," some say "Drink Me," and one particularly off-putting one says '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Call Me a Dirty Slut]].'"

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** Another one is Beyond the Looking Glass, full of references to ''Literature/AliceInWonderland''. At the Tea Party, it has the foods with "Eat Me" written on them, and the following quote takes it to the extreme: "He ''"He pulls out a plate of pastries, each with a familiar type of masochistic command written on it. A few say "Eat Me," some say "Drink Me," and one particularly off-putting one says '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Call Me a Dirty Slut]].'"'"''
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