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* The running gag about Hullen Johnny acting as the annoying little brother and the brothers handcuffing each other.
* The warden of a debtor colony has re-captured an escaping detainee and Delle Seyah.
--> '''Juno Clay:''' No chip implant, swanky clothes, what’s a class act like you doing with a paid of murderous Killjoys?
--> '''Delle Seyah:''' Oh I should have checked their references, but then a hint of murder is what you want in a bodyguard.
* Zeph and Pip ‘restarted’ a Hullen doll and is trying to get the soldier to fly the armada when Turin bursts in with his gun drawn. Pree comes in right after.
--> '''Pree:''' Couldn’t stop His Hairiness from flipping his wig!
* After Delle Seyah outwits the warden
--> '''Juno Clay:''' We are not through!
--> '''Delle Seyah:''' Don’t villainsplain me, honey, I’m the master
* The warden of a debtor colony has re-captured an escaping detainee and Delle Seyah.
--> '''Juno Clay:''' No chip implant, swanky clothes, what’s a class act like you doing with a paid of murderous Killjoys?
--> '''Delle Seyah:''' Oh I should have checked their references, but then a hint of murder is what you want in a bodyguard.
* Zeph and Pip ‘restarted’ a Hullen doll and is trying to get the soldier to fly the armada when Turin bursts in with his gun drawn. Pree comes in right after.
--> '''Pree:''' Couldn’t stop His Hairiness from flipping his wig!
* After Delle Seyah outwits the warden
--> '''Juno Clay:''' We are not through!
--> '''Delle Seyah:''' Don’t villainsplain me, honey, I’m the master
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* D’avin is summarizing everything that’s happening to a comatose Dutch.
--> '''D'avin:'''Turin controls the Armada, Hullen have taken over the RAC, Pip and Pree are deputized Killjoys now, which is about as annoying as it sounds and also eight percent adorable. Delle Seyah is about to give birth any second now, which I guess means I’m about to be a dad. She seems to be taking it well. ''[Cut to chaos in another room as everyone scrambles to prepare for the birth]''
--> '''D'avin:'''Turin controls the Armada, Hullen have taken over the RAC, Pip and Pree are deputized Killjoys now, which is about as annoying as it sounds and also eight percent adorable. Delle Seyah is about to give birth any second now, which I guess means I’m about to be a dad. She seems to be taking it well. ''[Cut to chaos in another room as everyone scrambles to prepare for the birth]''
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* The rivalry between Zeph and Johnny continues as they look at the not-baby’s charts.
--> '''Zeph:''' His biology is way beyond me.
--> '''Johnny:''' Hey, don’t be so hard on yourself.
--> '''Zeph:''' And if it’s beyond me, then Johnny doesn’t have a chance.
--> '''Johnny:''' I take it back
* Gared is delighted to see Fancy in his bar, Fancy remains stoic as ever, then starts threatening customers to find information about missing kids.
* Team Awesome Force is having an argument, Pip keeps interrupting to ask them questions.
* Pip used to run with some unsavory characters, and brings the team to Utopia to meet the guy. They try to get pass the receptionist, who asks Kravn if he knows a ‘Pippin Foster’.
--> '''Kravn:''' Brown hair, thin lips, face you want to punch repeatedly? Never heard of him, now piss off.
* The team plays out a monologue about how the plan will go, including a repeat shot of D’avin with and without a mask, while Johnny and Dutch give a thumbs up as they kidnap Kravn.
* Later, locked in a room filling up with nerve gas, Dutch tells Johnny to remove his jacket.
--> '''Kravn:''' Stripping this young thing has no effect on me! I am free of such temptations! Impressive musculature, though.
* D’avin faces the receptionist and bodyguard, both of them take stimulants to fight so D’avin does the same. The side effects include constant laughter, and the cheery music playing during the fight scene is worth a few laughs.
* Turin realizes the Hullen dolls are all gone, he shouts out orders but ends up walking alone into a room full of them.
--> '''Turin:''' What a stupid way to die.
* Gared and Fancy investigating the missing kids case together, Gared is good at talking to people, but keeps underestimating or ruining Fancy’s plans.
* Johnny had to work really hard to convince Lucy to accept another AI, then Kravn gets uploaded and starts flirting with Lucy, much to Johnny’s displeasure.
--> '''Zeph:''' His biology is way beyond me.
--> '''Johnny:''' Hey, don’t be so hard on yourself.
--> '''Zeph:''' And if it’s beyond me, then Johnny doesn’t have a chance.
--> '''Johnny:''' I take it back
* Gared is delighted to see Fancy in his bar, Fancy remains stoic as ever, then starts threatening customers to find information about missing kids.
* Team Awesome Force is having an argument, Pip keeps interrupting to ask them questions.
* Pip used to run with some unsavory characters, and brings the team to Utopia to meet the guy. They try to get pass the receptionist, who asks Kravn if he knows a ‘Pippin Foster’.
--> '''Kravn:''' Brown hair, thin lips, face you want to punch repeatedly? Never heard of him, now piss off.
* The team plays out a monologue about how the plan will go, including a repeat shot of D’avin with and without a mask, while Johnny and Dutch give a thumbs up as they kidnap Kravn.
* Later, locked in a room filling up with nerve gas, Dutch tells Johnny to remove his jacket.
--> '''Kravn:''' Stripping this young thing has no effect on me! I am free of such temptations! Impressive musculature, though.
* D’avin faces the receptionist and bodyguard, both of them take stimulants to fight so D’avin does the same. The side effects include constant laughter, and the cheery music playing during the fight scene is worth a few laughs.
* Turin realizes the Hullen dolls are all gone, he shouts out orders but ends up walking alone into a room full of them.
--> '''Turin:''' What a stupid way to die.
* Gared and Fancy investigating the missing kids case together, Gared is good at talking to people, but keeps underestimating or ruining Fancy’s plans.
* Johnny had to work really hard to convince Lucy to accept another AI, then Kravn gets uploaded and starts flirting with Lucy, much to Johnny’s displeasure.
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[[AC:4 - What To Expect When You're Expecting...An Alien Parasite]]Parasite]]
[[AC:5 - Greening Pains]]
[[AC:6 - Baby, Face Killer]]
[[AC:7 - O Mother, Where Art Thou]]
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[[AC:7 - O Mother, Where Art Thou]]
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* This also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, but D'avin (somehow) managed to get his brother two-hundred acres of Leithian farm land...complete with robot goats. Cue excited squee from John at the robot goats.
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* This also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, but D'avin (somehow) managed to get his brother two-hundred acres of Leithian farm land...complete with robot goats. Cue excited squee from John at the robot goats.
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* Later, Johnny tries to bluff a company computer.
-->'''Computer:''' Hello, I am Julian, the administration matrix for Springhill. You appear to be looking for a way into one of our power generators. \\
'''Johnny:''' Hey there, little buddy, we're just looking to bypass a blown power conduit. \\
'''Computer:''' That's odd. I don't see a blown power conduit. [Johnny inserts something into the computer] [[DullSurprise Oh. There it is.]] \\
'''Johnny:''' Yeah, it's probably fastest to turn over all manual controls to me for repairs, huh? \\
'''Computer:''' That would appear to be the most efficient solution. \\
'''Johnny:''' [to D'avin] See? Computers love me. \\
'''Computer:''' Except that Springhill is in the middle of a company mandated, systemwide changeover. \\
'''Johnny:''' [[OhCrap Whoa, whoa, changeover? Since when?]] \\
'''Computer:''' So you will need a decaset-encrypted access code if you wish to proceed further. Which you would know if you really belonged here. Unless you think I'm stupid. [{{beat}}] Do you think I'm stupid?
-->'''Computer:''' Hello, I am Julian, the administration matrix for Springhill. You appear to be looking for a way into one of our power generators. \\
'''Johnny:''' Hey there, little buddy, we're just looking to bypass a blown power conduit. \\
'''Computer:''' That's odd. I don't see a blown power conduit. [Johnny inserts something into the computer] [[DullSurprise Oh. There it is.]] \\
'''Johnny:''' Yeah, it's probably fastest to turn over all manual controls to me for repairs, huh? \\
'''Computer:''' That would appear to be the most efficient solution. \\
'''Johnny:''' [to D'avin] See? Computers love me. \\
'''Computer:''' Except that Springhill is in the middle of a company mandated, systemwide changeover. \\
'''Johnny:''' [[OhCrap Whoa, whoa, changeover? Since when?]] \\
'''Computer:''' So you will need a decaset-encrypted access code if you wish to proceed further. Which you would know if you really belonged here. Unless you think I'm stupid. [{{beat}}] Do you think I'm stupid?
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* A little bit of NightmareFuel, but also darkly funny is Pawter and Johnny's reaction to the influence of the wall. While everyone around them discusses the evil plan to turn Westerlyns into docile workers, the two of them are making dopey jokes.
-->'''Johnny:''' He has a gun! \\
'''Pawter:''' Heehee, [[DoubleEntendre yours is bigger.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' He has a gun! \\
'''Pawter:''' Heehee, [[DoubleEntendre yours is bigger.]]
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** Not only that but Johnny acts like he'd be into it. Then again, he has become a Hullen, so...
* John knocking out D'av screaming "I'm the smart one!"
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** Not only that but Johnny even acts like he'd be into it. Then again, he has become a Hullen, so...
* John knocking out D'av screaming "I'm the smart one!"
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* John knocking out D'av screaming "I'm the smart one!"
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* Johnny has D'av knocked out and handcuffed to a truck. Perfect time for a selfie!selfie!
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[[AC:4 - What To Expect When You're Expecting...An Alien Parasite]]
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[[AC:4 - What To Expect When You're Expecting...An Alien Parasite]]
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* This gem of a line from D'av, after John wonders why they hadn't left Delle Seyah to fend for herself.
-->'''D'avin:''' Well, you know what they say: "The pregnant enemy of my enemy is...my...[[BuffySpeak alien baby mama]]."
-->'''D'avin:''' Well, you know what they say: "The pregnant enemy of my enemy is...my...[[BuffySpeak alien baby mama]]."
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* This gem of a line from D'av, after John wonders why they hadn't left John, Delle Seyah Seyah, and D'avin going from TeethClenchedTeamwork to fend for herself.
-->'''D'avin:''' Well,realizing that they're gonna be around each other a lot in the future, and having no idea how to deal with it.
** D'avin:
--> "Well, you know what they say:"The the pregnant enemy of my enemy is...my...[[BuffySpeak alien baby mama]]."mama]].
** Delle Seyah trying to explain the situation with the Jaqobi Brothers:
-->“We are not a family. I mean, they’re brothers. And one of them is the baby’s genetic father. And my girlfriend is the sort of sister/mother of their girlfriend, but we do not get along. [[BigScrewedupFamily There’s lots of murders and evil plots for domination and…]] [[ExplainExplainOhCrap oh gods, we are a family.”]]
** John
-->“Holidays are gonna suck!"
-->'''D'avin:''' Well,
** D'avin:
--> "Well, you know what they say:
** Delle Seyah trying to explain the situation with the Jaqobi Brothers:
-->“We are not a family. I mean, they’re brothers. And one of them is the baby’s genetic father. And my girlfriend is the sort of sister/mother of their girlfriend, but we do not get along. [[BigScrewedupFamily There’s lots of murders and evil plots for domination and…]] [[ExplainExplainOhCrap oh gods, we are a family.”]]
** John
-->“Holidays are gonna suck!"
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* D'avin and Delle Seyah being civil to each other...and actually being sincere about it. They're so used to hating each other it's actually become so uncomfortable for them that they don't even know what to say or do.
-->'''John:''' Holidays are gonna suck!
-->'''John:''' Holidays are gonna suck!
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* Delle Seyah trying to explain that she and the Brothers Jaqobis are not family,
-->“We are not a family. I mean, they’re brothers. And one of them is the baby’s genetic father. And my girlfriend is the sort of sister/mother of their girlfriend, but we do not get along. [[BigScrewedupFamily There’s lots of murders and evil plots for domination and…]] oh gods, we are a family.”
-->“We are not a family. I mean, they’re brothers. And one of them is the baby’s genetic father. And my girlfriend is the sort of sister/mother of their girlfriend, but we do not get along. [[BigScrewedupFamily There’s lots of murders and evil plots for domination and…]] oh gods, we are a family.”
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-->“We are not a family. I mean, they’re brothers. And one of them is the baby’s genetic father. And my girlfriend is the sort of sister/mother of their girlfriend, but we do not get along. [[BigScrewedupFamily There’s lots of murders and evil plots for domination and…]] oh gods, we are a family.”
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* Delle Seyah trying to explain that she and the Brothers Jaqobis are not family, and the look on her face when she eventually comes to the logical conclusion that they indeed ''are''. Well, they are brothers. And one of them is her baby's genetic father. And her girlfriend is the...mm, sort of...sister-mother of ''their'' girlfriend? Hey, who said families weren't complicated?
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* John knocking out D'av screaming "I'm the smart one!"
* Delle Seyah trying to explain that she and the Brothers Jaqobis are notfamily, and the look on her face when she eventually comes to the logical conclusion that they indeed ''are''. Well, they family,
-->“We are not a family. I mean, they’re brothers. And one of them isher baby's the baby’s genetic father. And her my girlfriend is the...mm, the sort of...sister-mother of ''their'' girlfriend? Hey, who said families weren't complicated?sister/mother of their girlfriend, but we do not get along. [[BigScrewedupFamily There’s lots of murders and evil plots for domination and…]] oh gods, we are a family.”
* Delle Seyah trying to explain that she and the Brothers Jaqobis are not
-->“We are not a family. I mean, they’re brothers. And one of them is
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* Delle Seyah trying to explain that she and the Brothers Jaqobis are not family, and the look on the her face when she eventually comes to the logical conclusion that they indeed ''are'' family.''are''. Well, they are brothers. And one of them is her baby's genetic father. And her girlfriend is the...mm, sort of...sister-mother of ''their'' girlfriend. girlfriend? Hey, who said families weren't complicated?
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* Delle Seyah trying to explain that she and the Brothers Jaqobis are not family, and the look on the face when she eventually comes to the logical conclusion that they indeed ''are'' family. Well, they are brothers. And one of them is her baby's genetic father. And her girlfriend is the...mm, sort of...sister-mother of ''their'' girlfriend. Hey, who said families weren't complicated?
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* Delle Seyah trying to explain that she and the Brothers Jaqobis are not family, and the look on the face when she eventually comes to the logical conclusion that they indeed ''are'' family. Well, they are brothers. And one of them is her baby's genetic father. And her girlfriend is the...mm, sort of...sister-mother of ''their'' girlfriend. Hey, who said families weren't complicated?complicated?
* Turin using the word "Goddamn" three times in one sentence. It was a short sentence.
* Johnny has D'av knocked out and handcuffed to a truck. Perfect time for a selfie!
* Turin using the word "Goddamn" three times in one sentence. It was a short sentence.
* Johnny has D'av knocked out and handcuffed to a truck. Perfect time for a selfie!
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** Not only that but Johnny acts like he'd be into it. Then again, he has become a Hullen, so...
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** Not only that but Johnny acts like he'd be into it. Then again, he has become a Hullen, so...so...
* Delle Seyah trying to explain that she and the Brothers Jaqobis are not family, and the look on the face when she eventually comes to the logical conclusion that they indeed ''are'' family. Well, they are brothers. And one of them is her baby's genetic father. And her girlfriend is the...mm, sort of...sister-mother of ''their'' girlfriend. Hey, who said families weren't complicated?
* Delle Seyah trying to explain that she and the Brothers Jaqobis are not family, and the look on the face when she eventually comes to the logical conclusion that they indeed ''are'' family. Well, they are brothers. And one of them is her baby's genetic father. And her girlfriend is the...mm, sort of...sister-mother of ''their'' girlfriend. Hey, who said families weren't complicated?
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** And Delle Seyah, when not gambling with Johnny, spent her time basically as a family therapist...[[RuleOfThree though she neither farted nor snored in her sleep]], she ''did'' threaten to kill both brothers if they kept farting and snoring.
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-->'''
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** And Delle Seyah, when not gambling with Johnny, Johnny (and cheating), spent her time basically as a family therapist...[[RuleOfThree though she neither farted nor snored in her sleep]], she ''did'' threaten to kill both brothers if they ''they'' kept farting and snoring.
-->'''snoring. At gunpoint.
* D'av promises John that he would "cure the shit" of his Hullenisation...to which John asks if he would do it like he cured Sabine. Sabine was de-Hullenised right after D'av had sex with her, [[HoYay so it's pretty]] [[IncestIsRelative clear what John meant]].
** Not only that but Johnny acts like he'd be into it. Then again, he has become a Hullen, so...
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* D'av promises John that he would "cure the shit" of his Hullenisation...to which John asks if he would do it like he cured Sabine. Sabine was de-Hullenised right after D'av had sex with her, [[HoYay so it's pretty]] [[IncestIsRelative clear what John meant]].
** Not only that but Johnny acts like he'd be into it. Then again, he has become a Hullen, so...
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-->'''Pree:''' ({Beat}) ({{Beat}}) Oh, what the hells? I haven't been that good.
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* Pippin ComicallyMissingThePoint after Zeph explains that her experimental portal onto the Necropolis might crush him with about six million cubic pounds of pressure. All he got from that was that he might need a bigger helmet.
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* Pippin ComicallyMissingThePoint after Zeph explains that her experimental portal onto the Necropolis might crush him with about six million cubic pounds of pressure. All he got from that was that he might need a bigger helmet.helmet.
* Delle Seyah is asking John where she should put the thing he says would rescue them all: "And if you say 'Up my ass,' I will knock you on yours."
* D'avin and Delle Seyah being civil to each other...and actually being sincere about it. They're so used to hating each other it's actually become so uncomfortable for them that they don't even know what to say or do.
-->'''John:''' Holidays are gonna suck!
* Zeph describing the Plasma as, quote, "Hullen spunk."
* So, how ''did'' John, D'avin and Delle Seyah pass the time in a floating space elevator with no hope of rescue?
** Well, D'av spent it working out...and farting and snoring in his sleep.
** John spent it by playing dice with Delle Seyah...and farting and snoring in ''his'' sleep.
** And Delle Seyah, when not gambling with Johnny, spent her time basically as a family therapist...[[RuleOfThree though she neither farted nor snored in her sleep]], she ''did'' threaten to kill both brothers if they kept farting and snoring.
-->'''
* Delle Seyah is asking John where she should put the thing he says would rescue them all: "And if you say 'Up my ass,' I will knock you on yours."
* D'avin and Delle Seyah being civil to each other...and actually being sincere about it. They're so used to hating each other it's actually become so uncomfortable for them that they don't even know what to say or do.
-->'''John:''' Holidays are gonna suck!
* Zeph describing the Plasma as, quote, "Hullen spunk."
* So, how ''did'' John, D'avin and Delle Seyah pass the time in a floating space elevator with no hope of rescue?
** Well, D'av spent it working out...and farting and snoring in his sleep.
** John spent it by playing dice with Delle Seyah...and farting and snoring in ''his'' sleep.
** And Delle Seyah, when not gambling with Johnny, spent her time basically as a family therapist...[[RuleOfThree though she neither farted nor snored in her sleep]], she ''did'' threaten to kill both brothers if they kept farting and snoring.
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* The ComedicSociopathy of a Hullenised John Jaqobis. Like, all of it.
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-->'''Pree:''' ({Beat}) Oh, what the hells? I haven't been that good.good.
* Johnny getting electrocuted and then thrown across the room after tampering with a prisoner's tracking device...then getting back up, exclaiming: "All part of the plan. Whoo! That was hot."
* Pippin calling Fairuza the Scarback of his sexual nightmares.
* Pippin ComicallyMissingThePoint after Zeph explains that her experimental portal onto the Necropolis might crush him with about six million cubic pounds of pressure. All he got from that was that he might need a bigger helmet.
* Johnny getting electrocuted and then thrown across the room after tampering with a prisoner's tracking device...then getting back up, exclaiming: "All part of the plan. Whoo! That was hot."
* Pippin calling Fairuza the Scarback of his sexual nightmares.
* Pippin ComicallyMissingThePoint after Zeph explains that her experimental portal onto the Necropolis might crush him with about six million cubic pounds of pressure. All he got from that was that he might need a bigger helmet.
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-->'''Patron:''' (whip crack) Praise the trees!
* Gared acting like an excited little puppy in Fairuza's presence.
-->'''Fairuza:''' Sit.\\
-->'''Gared:''' Yes, ma'am!
** Gared asking Pree if they could...worship...after he was done recruiting her for the Necropolis mission.
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* John has to defend herself from an assassin, and he's fighting her off...with a vibrator.vibrator.
[[AC:1 - Johnny Dangerously]]
* This gem of a line from D'av, after John wonders why they hadn't left Delle Seyah to fend for herself.
-->'''D'avin:''' Well, you know what they say: "The pregnant enemy of my enemy is...my...[[BuffySpeak alien baby mama]]."
* Pippin complaining about the plums Zeph gave him to eat, then doing a total 180 when Zeph gives him a DeathGlare.
* Zeph trying to get a reaction out of a Hullen soldier by throwing stones at his head, and Pippin shitting his pants when the Hullen begins to open fire out of reflex.
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[[AC:1 - Johnny Dangerously]]
* This gem of a line from D'av, after John wonders why they hadn't left Delle Seyah to fend for herself.
-->'''D'avin:''' Well, you know what they say: "The pregnant enemy of my enemy is...my...[[BuffySpeak alien baby mama]]."
* Pippin complaining about the plums Zeph gave him to eat, then doing a total 180 when Zeph gives him a DeathGlare.
* Zeph trying to get a reaction out of a Hullen soldier by throwing stones at his head, and Pippin shitting his pants when the Hullen begins to open fire out of reflex.
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* At the retreat, a Qreshi noble is encouraging John not to let a woman like Dutch slip past him...moments before he checks her out and is frantically clicking his hook-up bracelet in her direction.
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* At the retreat, a Qreshi noble is encouraging John not to let a woman like Dutch slip past him...moments before he checks checking out her out ass and is frantically clicking his hook-up bracelet in her direction.
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--> '''Dutch:''' Don't move, you scumbags!
* They then question a fellow named Ian. They both keep calling him "Larry," because that's the name on his shirt.
* They then question a fellow named Ian. They both keep calling him "Larry," because that's the name on his shirt.
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--> '''Dutch:''' ([[LargeHam hamming it up]]) Don't move! Don't move, you scumbags!
* They then question a fellow namedIan. They Ian, and they both keep calling him "Larry," "Larry" because that's the name on his shirt.
* They then question a fellow named
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* At the retreat, a Qreshi noble is encouraging John not to let a woman like Dutch slip past him...moments before frantically clicking the hook-up bracelet in Dutch's direction.
** Also, there is the Qreshi woman standing next to the noble, who is clicking her own bracelet toward John...and he's telling them both to simmer down.
** Also, there is the Qreshi woman standing next to the noble, who is clicking her own bracelet toward John...and he's telling them both to simmer down.
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* At the retreat, a Qreshi noble is encouraging John not to let a woman like Dutch slip past him...moments before he checks her out and is frantically clicking the his hook-up bracelet in Dutch's her direction.
** Also, there is the Qreshi woman standing next to the noble, who is clicking her own bracelettoward at John...and [[ImStandingRightHere while he's standing right in front of them]]. And he's telling both of them both to simmer down.
** Also, there is the Qreshi woman standing next to the noble, who is clicking her own bracelet
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** Also, there is the Qreshi woman standing next to the noble, who is clicking her own bracelet toward John...and he's telling them both to simmer down.
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** Also, there is the Qreshi woman standing next to the noble, who is clicking her own bracelet toward John...and he's telling them both to simmer down.down.
* John has to defend herself from an assassin, and he's fighting her off...with a vibrator.
* John has to defend herself from an assassin, and he's fighting her off...with a vibrator.
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* Khlyen calling John a ''molester'' of ships.
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* Khlyen calling John a ''molester'' of ships.ships.
* John and Dutch infiltrate a Qreshi sex retreat as a married couple, and they snipe at each other appropriately and to the point where John goes, "God, you are the worst wife ever! I already want to fake-divorce you!"
* At the retreat, a Qreshi noble is encouraging John not to let a woman like Dutch slip past him...moments before frantically clicking the hook-up bracelet in Dutch's direction.
** Also, there is the Qreshi woman standing next to the noble, who is clicking her own bracelet toward John...and he's telling them both to simmer down.
* John and Dutch infiltrate a Qreshi sex retreat as a married couple, and they snipe at each other appropriately and to the point where John goes, "God, you are the worst wife ever! I already want to fake-divorce you!"
* At the retreat, a Qreshi noble is encouraging John not to let a woman like Dutch slip past him...moments before frantically clicking the hook-up bracelet in Dutch's direction.
** Also, there is the Qreshi woman standing next to the noble, who is clicking her own bracelet toward John...and he's telling them both to simmer down.
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'''Ian:''' It's Ian!
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'''Ian:''' It's Ian!Ian!
* Khlyen calling John a ''molester'' of ships.
* Khlyen calling John a ''molester'' of ships.
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-->'''Big Joe:''' So much for unbeatable tech.
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-->'''Big Joe:''' So much for unbeatable tech.tech.
* Dutch and Johnny pretending to be Killjoys when kicking down the door of a lead. What makes it funny is that clearly both of them are trying too hard, and are acting like characters out of a cheesy 80s cop show.
--> '''Dutch:''' Don't move, you scumbags!
* They then question a fellow named Ian. They both keep calling him "Larry," because that's the name on his shirt.
-->'''John:''' (after Dutch broke Ian's arm) You're super gonna wanna ice that, Larry.\\
'''Ian:''' It's Ian!
* Dutch and Johnny pretending to be Killjoys when kicking down the door of a lead. What makes it funny is that clearly both of them are trying too hard, and are acting like characters out of a cheesy 80s cop show.
--> '''Dutch:''' Don't move, you scumbags!
* They then question a fellow named Ian. They both keep calling him "Larry," because that's the name on his shirt.
-->'''John:''' (after Dutch broke Ian's arm) You're super gonna wanna ice that, Larry.\\
'''Ian:''' It's Ian!
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'''Dutch:''' No. But I know what this is! (pulls her gun and shoots him in the knee)
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'''Dutch:''' No. But I know what this is! (pulls her gun and shoots him in the knee)knee)
* John is hooked into a high tech lie detector while Big Joe is interrogating him. The first thing that comes out of Johnny's mouth? "Check, check. Testes, testes."
** When Joe points out that Dutch shot him, a RAC agent in a room full of witnesses. Johnny's response? "That's fake news." ('''BUZZ''')
* Dutch is hooked into the same lie detector and is asked what she does for a living. She answers, "Debutante." ('''DING''') "Space cowboy." ('''DING''') "Carrot." ('''DING''')
-->'''Big Joe:''' So much for unbeatable tech.
* John is hooked into a high tech lie detector while Big Joe is interrogating him. The first thing that comes out of Johnny's mouth? "Check, check. Testes, testes."
** When Joe points out that Dutch shot him, a RAC agent in a room full of witnesses. Johnny's response? "That's fake news." ('''BUZZ''')
* Dutch is hooked into the same lie detector and is asked what she does for a living. She answers, "Debutante." ('''DING''') "Space cowboy." ('''DING''') "Carrot." ('''DING''')
-->'''Big Joe:''' So much for unbeatable tech.
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* When you realise that the episode is literally a Killjoys version of [[Film/ThePrincessBride The Princess Bride]].
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* When you realise that the episode is literally a Killjoys version of [[Film/ThePrincessBride The Princess Bride]].Bride]].
* Khlyen is narrating the story to Dutch, and gets to a part where the warrior and her thief (that would be Dutch and Johnny, respectively) were about to meet the home they would fight for, and that they loved it immediately. He's soon proven wrong, as five minutes after landing on Westerley, John already hates the place.
* John protests Lucy's treatment of him for trying to steal her, telling her that it had been months since he stole her. Lucy's response?
-->'''Lucy:''' ''Attempted'' to steal me. You failed. You are a failure.\\
'''John:''' Thanks, Mom.
** And seconds later...
-->'''Lucy:''' I'm watching you, John Jaqobis.\\
'''John:''' [[SarcasmMode Not creepy at all!]]
* Pree's PornStache. Enough said.
* Dutch's OhCrap moment when a scam Johnny is running suddenly becomes a three-on-one bar brawl.
* Dutch and John's first encounter with a Killjoy. Big Joe flashes his badge and tries to arrest them...right before Dutch kneecaps him.
-->'''Big Joe:''' (flashing his RAC badge) You know what this is?\\
'''Dutch:''' No. But I know what this is! (pulls her gun and shoots him in the knee)
* Khlyen is narrating the story to Dutch, and gets to a part where the warrior and her thief (that would be Dutch and Johnny, respectively) were about to meet the home they would fight for, and that they loved it immediately. He's soon proven wrong, as five minutes after landing on Westerley, John already hates the place.
* John protests Lucy's treatment of him for trying to steal her, telling her that it had been months since he stole her. Lucy's response?
-->'''Lucy:''' ''Attempted'' to steal me. You failed. You are a failure.\\
'''John:''' Thanks, Mom.
** And seconds later...
-->'''Lucy:''' I'm watching you, John Jaqobis.\\
'''John:''' [[SarcasmMode Not creepy at all!]]
* Pree's PornStache. Enough said.
* Dutch's OhCrap moment when a scam Johnny is running suddenly becomes a three-on-one bar brawl.
* Dutch and John's first encounter with a Killjoy. Big Joe flashes his badge and tries to arrest them...right before Dutch kneecaps him.
-->'''Big Joe:''' (flashing his RAC badge) You know what this is?\\
'''Dutch:''' No. But I know what this is! (pulls her gun and shoots him in the knee)
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'''Kendry:''' That's okay. I don't care.
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'''Kendry:''' That's okay. I don't care.care.
!!Season 4
[[AC:1 - The Warrior Princess Bride]]
* When you realise that the episode is literally a Killjoys version of [[Film/ThePrincessBride The Princess Bride]].
!!Season 4
[[AC:1 - The Warrior Princess Bride]]
* When you realise that the episode is literally a Killjoys version of [[Film/ThePrincessBride The Princess Bride]].
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* D'avin and Khlyen swap bodies, and Luke Macfarlane and Rob Stewart clearly have a ball doing their best impressions.
