History Funny / KillBill

* Boss Tanaka's decapitation. It's so over the top that it becomes hilarious, with many of the Yakuzas all but freaking out and Gogo Yubari (the most psychotic of O-Ren's posse) having a barely-restrained grin on her face.
** Same with Sofie Fatale (O-ren's lawyer), who laughs a little and then calmly translates into Japanese what O-ren is telling the Yakuza in English.

** Tanaka's ten-foot fountain of blood looked like something right out of ''Creator/MontyPython'', and this being Tarantino, that's definitely the point.

* "From here, you can get an excellent view of my foot." *kicks*

-> '''Elle:''' '''Budd.''' [saying his name like it's a particularly gross swear word.}

** Heck Creator/SonnyChiba's [[ObfuscatingStupidity entire act as a goofy sushi chef]].

And Budd telling Elle to get her bony ass down there.

* When the last of the Crazy 88 is standing, The Bride is about to kill him when the lights turn on and she sees it's a terrified teenage boy. Undaunted, she promptly uses her katana to cut the kid's sword into pieces. The kid throws away what's left of the sword and surrenders. The bends him over her knee, spanks him with the flat of her blade, and sends him off.
--->'''The Bride''': "[[PunctuatedPounding THIS. IS WHAT. YOU GET. FOR FUCKING. AROUND. WITH YAKUZAS! GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHER!]]"

* When the last of the Crazy 88 is standing, The Bride is about to kill him when the lights turn on and she sees it's a terrified teenage boy. She bends him over her knee, spanks him with the flat of her blade and sends him off.

** Also, [[FreezeFrameBonus blink and you'll miss it]] but extra points to Uma Thurman for the hilarious YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe look on her face when the lights are turned on.

-> '''Elle:''' '''Budd''' [saying his name like it's a particularly gross swear word.}

-> '''"Elle:"''' [answering the phone] Bill?
-> '''"Budd:"''' Wrong brother, you hateful bitch.

-> ''"Elle:"'' [answering the phone] Bill?
-> ''"Budd:"'' Wrong brother, you hateful bitch.
And Budd says she has a bony ass.

* Beebee asks to watch the hyper-violent [[ShoutOut Shogun Assassin]] with The Bride before she goes to bed. Bill's only protest is that it's ''too long'' of a movie [[SkewedPriorities before bedtime]].

* Elle's speech to Budd, whom she has just poisoned with a black mamba snake has some choice lines. Her speech is also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.

** "I've always liked that word 'gargantuan'. It's a shame I so rarely have a chance to use it in a sentence."

* Pei-Mei's chronic beard-stroking.

* Elle's speech to [[spoiler: Budd, whom she has just poisoned with a black mamba snake]] has some choice lines. Her speech is also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.

* Pai Mei scoffs that American women are only good at ordering at restaurants. What is the first thing she does after surviving the Texas Funeral? [[spoiler: Goes into a restaurant and orders a glass of water.]]

* After The Bride finally meets [[spoiler: Bill and their child]] in the flesh, she finds them both playing pretend shooting, the Bride trying to keep it together at the sight of [[spoiler: her own child]]. After [[spoiler: her kid]] "shoots" her, she plays along after a few minutes of shock and silence.

* The Bride's reaction to Bill's [[spoiler: explanation]]: "You [[spoiler: overreacted?! THAT'S your explanation?!]]"

* Elle's speech to [[spoiler: Budd, whom she has just poisoned with a black mamba snake]] has some choice lines. Her speech is also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

* During the fight between Beatrix and the Crazy-88, one of the Mooks lets out a [[StockScream Wilhelm scream]]

** "Now, you should pay attention because this concerns you."

---> [[VillainousBreakdown I'll kill you,]] [[ClusterFBomb you fucking bitch! You fucking bitch!]] I'll kill you! ... [[OhCrap oh shit]].

* The entire scene in the hotel when the Bride learns she is pregnant right before being attacked by Karen Kim. Karen trying to simultaneously [[ItMakesSenseInContext keep a shotgun leveled at the Bride while reading the instructions on a pregnancy test]] is hysterical. Karen leaves, but not before congratulating the Bride through the hole she blew through the door earlier.

* The Bride's reaction to Bill's [[spoiler: explanation]]: "You [[spoiler: overreacted?! THAT's your explanation?!]]"

* Hattori Hanzo and his assistant bickering LikeAnOldMarriedCouple when the Bride [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIr6rEndy0A walks into his sushi bar.]] Hanzo even has to verbally drag the assistant out of the breakroom where he was [[DaytimeDramaQueen watching his stories]]. Please note the Bride nonchalantly ducking under their joined arms while Hanzo is twisting his assistant's finger. The UltimateBlacksmith is too engrossed in kvetching to realize that the supposedly-DumbBlonde is just taking all this in like a floor show.

** HAHAHAHA! *strokes beard*