History Funny / KidIcarusUprising

--->'''Thanatos''': Hello! It's rude to exclude!

** Phosphora [[FoeYay flirts with Pit]]. The following exchange is priceless.

--->'''Pit''': We're gonna rack up so many VideoGame/Nintendogs points together!

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** Hades' story behind why he wants the Wish Seed is [[BadLiar hilariously]] [[BlatantLies blatantly untrue]], but the animations on the bottom screen seal the deal, [[UglyCute especially the zombies.]]

** The introduction of the Jitterthug

--> '''Palutena''': Remember when you'd be like, "I'm finished!" all the time?\
-->'''Pit''': ''(embarrassed)'' I...still say that...a lot...

** Palutena praises Pit's courage, but recalls this moment.
--> '''Palutena''': Remember when you'd be like, "I'm finished!" all the time?\\
'''Pit''': ''(embarrassed)'' I...still say that...a lot...

--->'''Thanatos:''' [[FamousLastWords Aaaaaahh! Farewell cryyyyyy!]]

'''Pit:''' Yeah, but his place is so huge we even had [[BreakingTheFourthWall a loading screen back there.]]\\

** During one wave of enemies in the Land Battle Section, some of the Aurum troops jump from spot to spot, and Pit calls it "their best ''UsefulNotes/GameAndWatch'' impression".

* Many scenes with [[DeadpanSnarker Viridi]]. It's as if [[VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness Etna]] became a goddess!
** The entire game as a whole feels like it asked ''Franchise/{{Disgaea}}'' writers for tips.
*** Maybe not, but what ''is'' true is that the entire script was penned by Sakurai himself.[[note]][[{{Woolseyism}} Translated]] by Treehouse, obviously.[[/note]] You know what else Sakurai wrote? The [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Dojo]]. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

** Fitting considering that the other Hades [[{{Disney/Hercules}} also did it at the end of his movie, although his speech was a lot shorter.]]

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88rcdANmhH0#t=5m16s From the tutorial video,]] Pit and Palutena trying to play ''Brawl''.

-->'''Pit:''' That silence means we have to go there, doesn't it?

-->'''Palutena''': Pit... We are going out for dinner.

** While the [[EldritchLocation Chaos Vortex]] is generally NightmareFuel, this little quip when the scenery blacks out]] [[NightmareRetardant defuses the NF factor, if only for a moment:

-->'''Palutena''': Pit... We are going out for dinner.
* While Palutena is dangling from a rope by the leg, Pit contacts her. She pretends she's still in the kitchen and sends him to pick up more vegetables to buy herself more time.
** Even funnier when it's shown that Pit took less than ''a minute'' to actually get the squash she asked for.

-->'''Pit:''' Men, we are facing the worst [[IncrediblyLamePun Carrot-astrophy]] of all time !

-->'''Palutena''': Pit... we are going out for dinner.

** Near the end of the final battle, Medusa punches Hades's head off. That's a bit startling, but what makes it funny is that, instead of using one of the usual little pictures for Hades' reaction, you'll see they actually created a headless picture of him like that to use on the bottom, just for that one moment]].

--->'''Magnus:''' Apparently someone likes his spa time.

--->'''Pit:''' O...K...maybe the [[spoiler:Chaos Vortex]]'s batteries are dead.\\

** The Three-Headed Hewdraw might look like a really dangerous monster. But once you meet them in the air segment... [[spoiler:the three heads end up talking so much that you can barely process what any of them are trying to say.]] Pit is left befuddled and Palutena simply tells him to go ahead and attack.

** If you linger in an area for a while, Palutena [[spoiler:(or Viridi if you're working with her)]] will comment on the weapon Pit is using. One example has Palutena revealing that Palms use Pit's life force, much to his horror.

** [[spoiler:Viridi mentions that she's created her own orbitars that are edible in a pinch. Pit points out that if you're desperate enough to eat an orbitar, you're already finished. Viridi concedes.]]

** At the tower, Hades]] sends in some Underworld troops to deal with the Aurum. Where they're promptly [[CurbStompBattle blown to bits]] offscreen with some BeamSpam.
--->'''Hades:]]''' [[SincerityMode Well that didn't go so well.]]

** [[spoiler:The end of Chapter 9. To summarize, Pit and Palutena have just defeated Medusa once more and the credits begin to roll as they bask in their victory. However, a mysterious voice tells them [[BreakingTheFourthWall "Now wait just a second!"]] As the duo ponders who this newcomer is, the credits are torn away and the true master of the underworld, Hades, is revealed. He then mocks Pit, Palutena, and to a lesser extent the player as he talks about how he brought back Medusa and his plans regarding the future of the Underworld.]]

** [[spoiler:Hades']] story behind why he wants [[spoiler:the Wish Seed]] is [[BadLiar hilariously]] [[BlatantLies blatantly untrue]], but the animations on the bottom screen seal the deal, [[UglyCute especially the zombies.]]

** Pit wondering if all gods have angels. [[spoiler:Viridi]] teasingly remarks that she'd like to have one since Pit is Palutena's servant. Pit angrily states he is not just a servant and asks Palutena for the truth. We get this:
--->'''Palutena''': ...I could use some coffee.
--->'''Pit''': *Happy* [[HypocriticalHumor Sure. Cream and two sugars, right]]?

--> '''Pit''': What's that thing?
--> '''Viridi''': That is a jitterthug, ranged attacks are useless when his mask is green and when it turns red melee attacks won't work! What will you do now?
--> '''Pit''': (''instantly figuring it out'') I guess I'll melee attack it while it's green and shoot it when it turns red.
--> '''Viridi''': (''Completely stunned'') How the- oh darn it!
--> '''Palutena''': (''smugly''): Thanks for the tip.

---> '''Pit:''' Again today I will go soaring through the sky!\\

** [[spoiler:Phosphora finishes off Thanatos]] and the game does the "finishing blow" sound and HitStop--in other words, the same effects that happen when ''Pit'' finishes a boss. We also get this gem:
---> '''[[spoiler:Thanatos:]]''' [[FamousLastWords Aaaaaahh! Farewell cryyyyyy!]]
** Right after [[spoiler:Thanatos]]'s defeat, [[spoiler:Hades]] decides he'll keep up the assault despite there being no commander out to lead them, with Palutena asking if it makes no difference. [[spoiler:Hades]] responds by [[BadBoss saying that his own troops are a bunch of idiots]].

---> '''Pyrrhon:''' Pyrrhon has a delivery...and the return address is JUSTICE!

--->'''Pit:''' Hey, look! An Exo Tank!
---> '''Hades:''' Hey, look! Who cares?
** The RunningGag of Pit finding Mimicuties in the Aurum base. He freaks out more and more each time it happens while [[spoiler:Hades]] just makes fun of him. And in the next chapter, he casually mentions that he ''put them there''.
** At the tower, [[spoiler:Hades]] sends in some [[spoiler:Underworld troops]] to deal with the Aurum. [[spoiler:Where they're promptly [[CurbStompBattle blown to bits]] offscreen with some BeamSpam.]]
---> '''[[spoiler:Hades:]]''' [[SincerityMode Well that didn't go so well.]]

---> '''Pit:''' Floor ice cream gives you health!

*** In response to this, [[spoiler:Hades]] has his forces [[RammingAlwaysWorks drive one of the battleships they stole from the Aurum into the side of their own hive]], giving us this gem:
---> '''[[spoiler:Hades]]:''' When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!
** After Pit gets inside, both goddesses rip into [[spoiler:Hades]] about how crashing that ship not only let them inside, but also destroyed some of his troops in the process; cue [[spoiler:Hades]] getting unnaturally perturbed.
---> [[spoiler:'''Hades''']]: Ummmm you're welcome?

---> '''Pyrrhon:''' Do your thing, pyro-snake! ''Shazammitylam!!''
** It's a [[BlackComedy bit dark]], but when [[spoiler:Palutena tries to pull out Pit and fails, Aurum Pyrrhon mocks them with this line.]]
---> '''[[spoiler:Aurum Pyrrhon:]]''' That's because you don't have an associate's degree in [[spoiler:telepathic interference]]!

---> '''[[spoiler:Aurum]] Pyrrhon:''' I can't hear you over all this AWESOME!!!
** While his CreepyMonotone during the boss battle is unnerving [[spoiler: Pyrrhon can still say his hammy catchphrases during his BossBanter. Yes, you can get a completely emotionless and robotic "Shazimmitylam".]]

---> '''Pit:''' ...I...is that garbage? ''[[DeliciousDistraction Beef]]'' [[DeliciousDistraction garbage]]?
** Pit tries to get [[spoiler:Magnus's]] attention by [[{{Glomp}} glomping]] him from behind while in dog form. The resulting imagery is hilarious.
** Later, after possessing [[spoiler:Magnus]] and finding a hot spring, Pit discusses his method of relaxing.
---> '''Pit:''' Step three... ''remove pants!''
---> '''[[spoiler:Magnus]]:''' ''--Wait, those are '''my''' pants!''

** The Land Battle segment is [[MarathonLevel so long that there's a loading screen partway through]]. Pit [[LampshadeHanging lampshades this]] and [[spoiler:Viridi]] tells him to stay hush-hush about it. You can listen to it (Spoiler Warning) [[https://youtu.be/aXFMPpT5R2k?t=318 here]]
--> '''Pit:''' Are we ever going to get to the top of this tower?
--> '''[[spoiler:Viridi]]:''' I told you before we got here that it was going to be a long way up.
--> '''Pit:''' Yeah, but his place is so huge we even had [[BreakingTheFourthWall a loading screen back there.]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Viridi]]:''' Shh! They're going to hear you! You're not supposed to talk about that...

---> '''Pit:''' Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
---> [[spoiler:'''Viridi:''']] No, we're not. No, we're not.

---> '''Pit:''' Soooo... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
---> [[spoiler:'''Viridi:''']] You know that saying that there are no bad questions? Well there are, and this is one of them! WE ARE NOT THERE YET! Though I do wish there was a way to speed up this process.

---> '''Pit:''' Uhh...are we there yet?
---> [[spoiler:'''Viridi:''']] Yes! If by "there," you mean "at a maze." But it's not that big, so you shouldn't have that much trouble.

---> '''Pit:''' And that's the end of them! ...are we there yet?
---> [[spoiler:'''Viridi:''']] Good job, and no, not yet.

---> [[spoiler:'''Viridi:''']] Pit, I have some exciting news for the both of us. The Chariot Master is just ahead. So you can ''finally'' stop asking me if we're there yet!

** Pit delivers a whopper of a StealthInsult [[spoiler:against Hades: when Hades makes a rather tasteless joke about Palutena, Pit just tells him: "Go home, Hades. Just...go home." Considering Hades is the God of the Underworld, Pit's jab is tantamount to him saying "Go to hell".]]

** While the [[spoiler:[[EldritchLocation Chaos Vortex]]]] is generally NightmareFuel, this little quip when [[spoiler:the scenery blacks out]] [[NightmareRetardant defuses the NF factor, if only for a moment]]:
---> '''Pit:''' O...K...maybe the [[spoiler:Chaos Vortex]]'s batteries are dead. \\
[[spoiler:'''Viridi:''']] This place doesn't run on batteries, dingle brain!

--> '''Pit:''' Aw yeah, it's a hot spri-blubulubulublub!

** Another wave features Komaytos. Komaytos are basically VideoGame/{{Metroid}}s lifted straight from their home series, which Pit points out, and [[spoiler:Viridi]] demands him to keep quiet about it. Slightly offset by the fact that there's an [[DemonicSpiders Or]][[NightmareFuel ne]] on this particular wave.

** Pit and [[TheComicallySerious Dark Pit]] [[spoiler:coming up with a motto on the spot, to the point that Viridi wonders if they spent all night writing it, or if they have some sort of secret twin connection]].

** When [[spoiler:Pandora turns into Amazon Pandora]], we get this gem:
-->'''Palutena:''' I liked her better when [[spoiler:she was just an evil blob]].\\
'''Viridi:''' She's still [[spoiler:an evil blob]] underneath. She just has better hair, that's all.

** When you encounter [[spoiler:Hades]]:
--> '''Pit:''' [[spoiler:Hades!]]
--> [[spoiler:Hades]]: Pit!
--> '''Pit:''' [[spoiler:Hades!!]]
--> [[spoiler:Hades]]: Pit!!
--> '''Pit:''' [[spoiler:HAAAAADES!!!]]
--> [[spoiler:Hades]]: PIIIIIIT!!!
*** The best thing about the above entry is that [[spoiler:it happens twice]].
--> '''Pit:''' [[spoiler:Hades!]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Hades]]:''' Pit!
--> '''Pit:''' [[spoiler:Hades!]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Hades]]:''' Pit!
--> '''Pit:''' [[spoiler:HADES!]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Hades]]:''' Piiiiit...
--> '''Pit:''' [[spoiler:Haaadeeeees...]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Hades]]:''' ACHOO!

** Just like in Chapter 9, you can challenge this chapter without using the Three Sacred Treasures. Of course, this also means that [[spoiler: Hades can't destroy them,]] so what happens during that part of the flight section instead? [[spoiler: Pit simply comments that Hades has rancid breath.]]
** [[GoMadFromTheIsolation Pit's descent to insanity]] [[spoiler:when he's alone without Palutena inside Hades]].
*** What's more, if you pay attention to the touch screen, [[spoiler:you'll see Pit actually switches sides whenever he impersonates someone]].
** Pit's [[spoiler:Viridi]] impression.
--> Pit: ''(high-pitched voice)'' At least I'M doing something, Pit. You're such a slacker. Ugh!
** The boss, which is [[spoiler:Hades' heart]]. It runs around on stubby legs, and Pit calls it cute.
** [[spoiler:Hades]] engages in a little ToiletHumor:
--> [[spoiler:Hades]]: Cheer up, Pit. You've become privy to a side of me no one else has... my ''insides''. And now, you'll be privy to the inside of a privy too! Tootle-''LOO!''
** Better still, [[spoiler:Hades]] dropping some InsaneTrollLogic on Pit and his desire to not leave via the end of [[spoiler:Hades]]'s digestive tract.
--> [[spoiler:Hades]]: "Obeying the call of nature is part of the cycle of life. Tell me, Pit, why do you hate life?"
** [[spoiler:Hades punching through ''himself'' to attack Pit.]] Pit wonders how that's even possible.

** Near the end of the final battle, [[spoiler:Medusa punches Hades's head off. That's a bit startling, but what makes it funny is that, instead of using one of the usual little pictures for Hades' reaction, you'll see they actually created a headless picture of him like that to use on the bottom, just for that one moment]].

* Many scenes with [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker Viridi]].]] It's as if [[VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness Etna]] [[spoiler:became a goddess!]]

* Letting the game stay at the "The End" screen after the end credits for a while brings in [[spoiler:Hades]] to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hUDhLG4r5w break what remains of the Fourth Wall]].
** Fitting considering that the other [[spoiler:Hades]] [[{{Disney/Hercules}} also did it at the end of his movie, although his speech was a lot shorter.]]

** He uses the Pyro Snake again while he's [[spoiler:taken over by the Aurum Brain]], and when he does it he says "SHAZAMITYLAM" with a CreepyMonotone that sounds so wrong it's hilarious.

--> '''Pit:''' Veggies ''again,'' Lady Palutena?
--> '''Palutena:''' Oh, Pit. Keep eating hamburgers and you'll turn into one!
--> '''Pit:''' W-what?! You're not serious, are you?

--> '''Palutena:''' ...but you're still on the menu so slicey-dicey and into a nice hot oil bath!

--> '''Pit:''' Men, we are facing the worst [[IncrediblyLamePun Carrot-astrophy]] of all time !

--> '''Palutena''': Pit... [[spoiler:we are going out for dinner.]]

* In one trailer, Pit finds an indoor hot spring. In the Japanese trailer, Palutena then says it's okay if Pit takes his clothes off, she won't look. Made even funnier when Pit doesn't believe her. Sadly, the English version just has Palutena question why he goes in the bath with his clothes on and Pit admits that it helps save on laundry.

*** Unfortunately, this was cut from the English release, instead with Palutena confusing ''Super Smash Bros.'' for "Super Bash Sisters", insisting it's the right title.