History Funny / KatawaShoujo

29th Jan '16 1:03:01 PM SirThomas
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* [[spoiler:"Anal." To sum it up, Emi's second H-scene, which consists of Emi and Hisao having anal sex in the school shed after the (gay) track captain recommended the experience to Emi, is hilarious. It's clear that neither Hisao nor Emi have ''any'' idea what they're doing at all. At one point Hisao says that Emi's facial expression is "almost comical". That's an understatement.]]
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* [[spoiler:"Anal." To sum it up, Emi's second H-scene, which consists of Emi and Hisao having anal sex in the school shed after the (gay) track captain recommended the experience to Emi, is hilarious. It's clear that neither Hisao nor Emi have ''any'' idea what they're doing at all. At one point Hisao says that Emi's facial expression is "almost comical". [[http://i.imgur.com/lkmmxOa.jpg That's an understatement.]] ]]
2nd Dec '15 3:02:02 PM ApatheticRenegade
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** When you reach the Kenji ending, the song "To Become One" begins playing shortly after [[spoiler: Kenji talks about how his past, and before Hisao falls off the rooftop]], which is the same song that plays during the H-Scenes.
31st Aug '15 8:25:36 PM jacob841
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-->'''Hisao:''' *silent grin*
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-->'''Hisao:''' -->'''Hisao and Rin:''' *silent grin*
24th Mar '15 3:50:27 PM Dracis
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* The opening artwork for Shizune's Act 2 has Hisao in the [[FunnyBackgroundEvent background]], plummeting upside-down off a literal tower of paperwork.
3rd Jan '15 2:39:14 AM TheMachine203
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* This exchange between Shizune and Hisao, on the subject of the latter learning sign language
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* This exchange between Shizune and Hisao, on the subject of the latter learning sign languagelanguage:
3rd Jan '15 2:37:52 AM TheMachine203
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* This exchange between Shizune and Hisao, on the subject of the latter learning sign language --> '''Hisao''': [Well, yeah, it's actually not that easy. It's actually hard as hell. Like trying to pick up broken glass. But in some ways, I guess it's interesting. Like an adventure. Well, no...] -->'''Shizune''': [Picking up broken glass is not an adventure.] --> '''Hisao''': [Sure it is. It's just as challenging.] --> '''Shizune''': [If you use a dustpan and a broom it's not.] --> ''I feel frustrated and sad.''
6th Dec '14 7:38:51 AM ironballs16
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--> ''Background cafeteria chatter cuts out, only silence''
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--> ''Background ''[[StunnedSilence Background cafeteria chatter cuts out, only silence''silence]]''
1st Oct '14 7:28:12 PM ConfuzzledKoala
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* Rin casually walking in on Emi and Hisao after they (kinda) have sex for the first time, saying she needs to use Emi's window to look for a cloud that had passed her own window, then walking out without even seeming to notice that Emi is clad only in panties. [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Mind you, she probably DIDN'T notice.]] After all, she doesn't consider it to be inappropriate to answer her own door clad only in panties and an unbuttoned shirt. -->'''Rin:''' I saw a cloud.

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* Rin casually walking in on [[spoiler:a half-naked Emi and Hisao after they (kinda) have sex for the first time]], saying she needs to use Emi's window to look for a cloud that had passed her own window, then walking out without even seeming to notice that [[spoiler:Emi is clad only in panties]]. [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Mind you, she probably DIDN'T notice.]] After all, she doesn't consider it to be inappropriate to answer her own door clad only in panties and an unbuttoned shirt. -->'''Rin''': I saw a cloud.
24th Sep '14 6:00:23 AM ConfuzzledKoala
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* [[spoiler: "Anal"]] ** To sum up - at one point, Hisao states that her facial expression is "almost comical". This is an understatement. ** It's even more hilarious for some people because it's quite clear that neither Hisao nor Emi have ''any'' idea what they're doing. *** [[RunningGag Never doing that again.]] ** "Good thing I'm in a wheelchair ... because now I don't have to explain to the nurse why I'm walking funny." and "The captain ... he was clearly lying." ** Hisao: "I'm going to have to make sure he [the nurse] didn't [[BigBrotherInstinct slip cyanide into my medication]] for a little while." * A minor one, but on Lilly's route, Hisao getting Emi into a deal where they both agree to share their English test results on the count of three, and then [[ILied doing what anyone would do in that situation.]] Emi's reaction is wonderful: -->'''Emi:''' Alright, on the count of three. One...Two...Three! Thirty Two! -->'''Hisao:''' *silent grin* -->'''Emi:''' Ah! Evil! Evil, evil, evil, evil!
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* [[spoiler: "Anal"]] ** [[spoiler:"Anal." To sum up - at one point, it up, Emi's second H-scene, which consists of Emi and Hisao states that her facial expression having anal sex in the school shed after the (gay) track captain recommended the experience to Emi, is "almost comical". This is an understatement. ** hilarious. It's even more hilarious for some people because it's quite clear that neither Hisao nor Emi have ''any'' idea what they're doing. *** [[RunningGag Never doing at all. At one point Hisao says that again.Emi's facial expression is "almost comical". That's an understatement.]] ** "Good [[RunningGag We're never doing this again.]] ** [[spoiler:Afterwards, Emi remarks that its a good thing I'm she's in a wheelchair ... because wheelchair - now I don't she won't have to explain to the nurse why I'm she's walking funny." and "The captain ... ]] ** Even before the scene, Hisao knocking Emi [[spoiler:out of her wheelchair]] provokes her to make him promise that he'll never work at a hospital. ** When discussing [[spoiler:why the captain has lubricant stored in the shed]]: -->'''Emi''': Obviously he uses it for, you know. [[spoiler:''(crude facial expression)'' Anal.]] ** Some of the best lines come from after the scene: -->'''Emi''': Yeah, I'm going to have words with [[spoiler:the captain]]. He was clearly lying." ** Hisao: "I'm \\ ''Either [[[spoiler:the nurse]]] didn't notice, or he didn't want to notice. All the same, [[spoiler:I'm going to have to make sure he [the nurse] didn't [[BigBrotherInstinct slip cyanide into my medication]] for a little while." * A minor one, but on Lilly's route, Hisao getting Emi into a deal where they both agree to share their English test results on the count of three, and then [[ILied doing what anyone would do in that situation.]] Emi's reaction is wonderful: -->'''Emi:''' Alright, on the count of three. One...Two...Three! Thirty Two! -->'''Hisao:''' *silent grin* -->'''Emi:''' Ah! Evil! Evil, evil, evil, evil!]]''

-->'''Hisao (Thinking):''' She's actually a little heavier than she looks. It would be rude of me to observe this aloud, of course. -->'''Hisao:''' Man, you're kind of heavy. --> '''SMACK''' --> '''Emi:''' Ass.
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-->'''Hisao (Thinking):''' She's -->''She's actually a little heavier than she looks. It would be rude of me to observe this aloud, of course. -->'''Hisao:''' course.''\\ '''Hisao''': Man, you're kind of heavy. --> '''SMACK''' --> '''Emi:''' heavy.\\ '''SMACK''' ''(She hits him with a pillow)''\\ '''Emi''': Ass.

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* A minor one, but on Lilly's route, Hisao getting Emi into a deal where they both agree to share their English test results on the count of three, and then [[ILied doing what anyone would do in that situation.]] Emi's reaction is wonderful: -->'''Emi:''' Alright, on the count of three. One...Two...Three! Thirty Two! -->'''Hisao:''' *silent grin* -->'''Emi:''' Ah! Evil! Evil, evil, evil, evil!
24th Sep '14 2:22:45 AM ConfuzzledKoala
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!!Rin
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!!Rin !!Rin's route

!!Emi
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!!Emi !!Emi's route

!!Emi* During Emi's route, Mutou's talk to Hisao about his plans for his future is quite funny: -->'''Hisao''': You're saying I should study science at university?\\ '''Mutou''': Well, sort of. You could also join the science club! ''(pause)'' Trouble is, there's not actually a science club. But there could be! You could even be a charter member! A founding father! Of course, you'd need to find other members. ''(pause)'' Well, only if you wanted to. We could just start it up with the two of us. And um. ''(pause)'' I could give you things to read, and we could talk about them. Er, and I could help you get ready for university and such as well. ''(pause)'' Wait! ''(tosses book to Hisao)'' Read that! If it's interesting, then we can talk about it.\\ ''"A Brief History of Time"? I don't know if I actually want to read this, but Mutou seems pretty excited about it.''\\ '''Hisao''': What's it about?\\ '''Mutou''': Time. Space. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Space-time]]. Black holes and such.

!!Lilly
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!!Lilly !!Lilly's route

!!Shizune
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!!Shizune !!Shizune's route

!!Shizune* During the fishing outing in Shizune's route. -->'''Akira''': Lilly, what should we call ourselves? -->'''Lilly''': I don't [[StealthPun see]] why it matters. -->'''Hideaki''': (at the same time) I don't think it matters. -->'''Akira''': Team No-Enthusiasm it is...

!!Hanako * Hanako having a bit too much to drink at her birthday party. Her normally cautious and concerned facial expressions are replaced by a big dumb open-mouthed smile, and a silly looking pout. It's somewhat amusing to see her act so out of character. -->''Hanako suddenly hiccups and accidentally knocks over the doll.'' -->'''Hanako:''' I...think I should maybe go to bed. T-thank you, Hisao, thanks Lilly and Aaaaakiraaaaa. -->''She slurs Akira's name pretty hard, barely avoiding breaking out into a giggle midway through. She's completely plastered, and I can't decide whether I should feel a little bad or not for being amused at the state she's in.'' ** There's also Hanako's dopey smile once the alcohol hits her.
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!!Hanako !!Hanako's route * Hanako [[spoiler:[[IntoxicationEnsues having a bit too much to drink drink]]]] at her birthday party. Her normally cautious and concerned facial expressions are [[spoiler:are replaced by a big dumb open-mouthed smile, and a silly looking pout. It's somewhat amusing to see her act so out of character. -->''Hanako character.]] -->''[[spoiler:Hanako suddenly hiccups and accidentally knocks over the doll.'' -->'''Hanako:''' ]]''\\ '''Hanako:''' I...think I should maybe go to bed. T-thank [[spoiler:T-thank you, Hisao, thanks Lilly and Aaaaakiraaaaa. -->''She Aaaaakiraaaaa.]]\\ ''[[spoiler:She slurs Akira's name pretty hard, barely avoiding breaking out into a giggle midway through. She's completely plastered, and I can't decide whether I should feel a little bad or not for being amused at the state she's in.'' ** There's also ]]'' * Even Akira can be serious at times. Like when she and Lilly take Hisao and Hanako to a jazz club on Hanako's dopey smile once route. Lilly, Hisao, and Hanako are all underage, and not technically allowed to be at the alcohol bar in the back. -->'''Bartender''': Good evening, ladies! What'll it be?\\ '''Akira''': Just a scotch, thanks. Lilly?\\ '''Lilly''': May I have a glass of cham-\\ ''[[BeQuietNudge A black-suited elbow hits her.her side sharply]].''\\ '''Lilly''': Orange juice, please. ** Just remember that [[spoiler:the three of them skipped a school day because they got drunk from drinks Akira herself gave them earlier the same week, and this becomes even funnier.]]

!!Hanako * Hanako having a bit too much to drink at her birthday party. Her normally cautious and concerned facial expressions are replaced by a big dumb open-mouthed smile, and a silly looking pout. It's somewhat amusing to see her act so out of character. -->''Hanako suddenly hiccups and accidentally knocks over the doll.'' -->'''Hanako:''' I...think I should maybe go to bed. T-thank you, Hisao, thanks Lilly and Aaaaakiraaaaa. -->''She slurs Akira's name pretty hard, barely avoiding breaking out into a giggle midway through. She's completely plastered, and I can't decide whether I should feel a little bad or not for being amused at the state she's in.'' ** There's also Hanako's dopey smile once the alcohol hits her.

* Hisao does a SpitTake after Kenji describes a dictionary as "the medium our ancestors used to look at porn," ruining a book. As he fears having a heart attack over paying 7900 Yen to replace the book, he tells Yuuko "I'm trying out grape cologne!". She not only believes him, but continues to do so in a later scene. * Though even Akira can be serious at times. Like when she and Lilly take Hisao and Hanako to a jazz club on Hanako's route. Lilly, Hisao, and Hanako are all underage, and not technically allowed to be at the bar in the back. -->'''Bartender''': Good evening, ladies! What'll it be? -->'''Akira''': Just a scotch, thanks. Lilly? -->'''Lilly''': May I have a glass of cham- --> ''[[BeQuietNudge *gets elbowed in the ribs by Akira*]]'' -->'''Lilly''': Orange juice, please. ** Just remember that the three of them skipped a school day because they got drunk from drinks Akira herself gave them earlier the same week, and this becomes even funnier. * During the fishing outing in Shizune's route. -->'''Akira''': Lilly, what should we call ourselves? -->'''Lilly''': I don't [[StealthPun see]] why it matters. -->'''Hideaki''': (at the same time) I don't think it matters. -->'''Akira''': Team No-Enthusiasm it is...
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* Hisao does a SpitTake after Kenji describes a dictionary as "the medium our ancestors used to look at porn," ruining a book. As he fears having a heart attack over paying 7900 Yen to replace the book, he tells Yuuko "I'm trying out grape cologne!". She not only believes him, but continues to do so in a later scene. * Though even Akira can be serious at times. Like when she and Lilly take Hisao and Hanako to a jazz club on Hanako's route. Lilly, Hisao, and Hanako are all underage, and not technically allowed to be at the bar in the back. -->'''Bartender''': Good evening, ladies! What'll it be? -->'''Akira''': Just a scotch, thanks. Lilly? -->'''Lilly''': May I have a glass of cham- --> ''[[BeQuietNudge *gets elbowed in the ribs by Akira*]]'' -->'''Lilly''': Orange juice, please. ** Just remember that the three of them skipped a school day because they got drunk from drinks Akira herself gave them earlier the same week, and this becomes even funnier. * During the fishing outing in Shizune's route. -->'''Akira''': Lilly, what should we call ourselves? -->'''Lilly''': I don't [[StealthPun see]] why it matters. -->'''Hideaki''': (at the same time) I don't think it matters. -->'''Akira''': Team No-Enthusiasm it is...scene.
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