History Funny / Kage

* When Jade and Miranda enter Heatherfield through a fold, they crash on several trash canisters and end up with the contents all over them.

---> '''Jade''': ''*glares at the Tracker*'' OUCH, MY BUTT! THANKS A LOT YOU HALLOWEEN REJECT MONSTER!

* When the Knights leave the cave by riding on Gargoyle's back, Jade exclaims like she was in a roller coaster ride. The others (except Gargoyle) are slightly exasperated.

** This is followed by Miranda falling for the taste of a burger. She quickly devours it as the amused Jade watches. After eating it, she licks her fingers.

* Jade thinks that Taranee’s Guardian hairstyle is ridiculous.

* Nerissa dismisses Raythor's concern that Frost [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough would be stupid enough to try and fight the Guardians on his own]]. But after she uses a tracking spell to pinpoint Frost's location, she sees him doing ''exactly that''!

* When the Knights (except Gargoyle and Sandpit) are walking through the woods, they are getting irritated by a bored Jade's whistling. And after they miss out the sky turning purple (a sign of the lowering of the Veil) after Jade spots it, we get this exchange:

* When Blunk is caught by the Oracle "loaning" stuff from Kandrakar, he tries to bribe him. Himerish finds this amusingly refreshing since no-one has tried to bribe him ever before.

* When Nerissa accounces that Jade shall accompany Miranda on the mission to the Earth, Sandpit (who is clearly eager to participate) lets his sand body to fall, as if to say "Aaaawwww!".

** This is followed by Miranda falling for the taste of a burger. She quickly devours it as the amused Jade watches. And after eating it, she licks her fingers.

* When Miranda enters Sheffield Institute, with Jade hiding in her shadow, they end up discussing in whispering tone about trust. Eventually Jade [[LoopholeAbuse turns Miranda's own words against her]]: she asks [[ExactWords if she can't trust anything Miranda says, should she trust the shapeshifter's word of the foolishness of trusting, or not trust it and end up trusting her after all]]. Miranda asks "what" in her normal tone. Then she loudly argues with Jade, catching the attention of the surrounding students. Eventually she growls, scaring the students to avoid her. [[ItMakesSenseInContext It must have been strange to see a teenage girl arguing with her own shadow]].

--> '''Jade''': ''*glares at the Tracker*'' OUCH, MY BUTT! THANKS A LOT YOU HALLOWEEN REJECT MONSTER!

* When Blunk is caught by the Oracle "loaning" stuff from Kandrakar, he tries to bride him. Himerish finds this amusingly refreshing since no-one has tried to bride him ever before.

--> '''Jade''': *whispering* You... you took my clothes? And saw me naked?
--> '''Aldarn''' (to the Guards): *surprised* You did that?
--> '''One of the Guards''': *embarrased* Of course not! It was those shadows that did that, too!

--> '''Jade''': *glares at the Tracker* OUCH, MY BUTT! THANKS A LOT YOU HALLOWEEN REJECT MONSTER!

--> '''Nerissa''': *in a deadpan tone* Then again, maybe he ''is'' that stupid. *Jade snickers*

--> '''Frost''': *slightly embarrased by the stares* What?

--> '''Jade''': *glares at him* Hey, I saw the sky turning purple. It was no imagination on my part.

--> '''Jade''': *smirks* That's funny coming from you. Who has been sleeping on his mount during half the trip?

--> "[[IAmNotShazam We are not real witches]]. It's just the name of our group. Seriously, how dense can a bad guy be?"

* Jade talks in her sleep. Apparently she was beating up Drago. A watching Miranda is confused.

** When Sniffer sniffs a sleeping Jade's face, she mistakes him for Scruffy.

* Nerissa dismisses Raythor's concern that Frost would be stupid enough to try and fight the Guardians on his own. But after she uses a tracking spell to pinpoint Frost's location, she sees him doing ''exactly that''!

* During the fight in the ravine, Blunk is very scared of Jade. Jade notices this and says softly a "Buh". [[FlatScare Blunk immediately panics completely and runs away screaming]].

* When Miranda enters Sheffield Institute, with Jade hiding in her shadow, they end up discussing in whispering tone about trust. Eventually Jade [[LoopholeAbuse turns Miranda's own words against her]]: [[ExactWords she asks if she can't trust anything Miranda says, should she trust the shapeshifter's word of the foolishness of trusting, or not trust it and end up trusting her after all]]. Miranda asks "what" in her normal tone. Then she angrily yells at Jade, catching the attention of the surrounding students. Eventually she growls, scaring the students to avoid her. It must have been strange to see a teenage girl arguing with her own shadow.

* When Jade and Miranda enter Heatherfield through a fold, they crash on several trash canisters.

* When Miranda enters Sheffield Institute, with Jade hiding in her shadow, they end up discussing in whispering tone about trust. Eventually Jade turns Miranda's own words against her: she asks if she can't trust anything Miranda says, should she trust the shapeshifter's word of the foolishness of trusting, or not trust it and end up trusting her after all. Miranda asks "what" in her normal tone. Then she angrily yells at Jade, catching the attention of the surrounding students. Eventually she growls, scaring the students to avoid her. It must have been strange to see a teenage girl arguing with her own shadow!

* When Miranda waits for Jade's return, she turns around to meet Jade's face right in front of her. They both jump in surprise.

* During the fight in the ravine, Blunk is very scared of Jade. Jade notices this and says softly "Buh". [[FlatScare Blunk immediately panics completely and runs away screaming]].

* When Miranda enters Sheffield Institute, with Jade hiding in her shadow, they end up whispering about trust. Jade asks if she can't trust anything Miranda says, should she trust the shapeshifter's word of the foolishness of trusting, or not trust it and end up trusting her after all. Miranda ends up asking "what" in her normal tone. Then she yells at Jade, catching the attention of the surrounding students. Eventually she growls, scaring the students to avoid her.

'''A is for Anonymous and Anonymous'''

--> '''To Become a Shadow, and Arrival'''

* The Queen ominously threatening Jade... and realizing that the effort's being wasted by the fact that Jade's asleep.

'''To Become a Shadow, and Arrival'''

* Jade asking W.I.T.C.H. if they are the "Fairy Sorcerers". They're slightly surprised.

* Jade talks in her sleep. Apparently she was beating up Drago. The watching Miranda is confused.

* Nerissa dismisses Raythor's concerns that Frost would be stupid enough to try and fight the Guardians on his own. But after she uses a tracking spell to pinpoint Frost's location, she sees him doing ''exactly that''!

--> '''Frost''': why you little...

* When Frost claims that they can successfully storm the castle just like that, all the others stare at him, looking dumbfounded.
--> Frost: *slightly embarrased by the stares* What?

* Jade asking W.I.T.C.H. if they are "Fairy Sorcerers".

* Jade riding Gargoyle.

* Jade thinks that Taranee’s hairstyle is ridiculous.
* Jade asking W.I.T.C.H. if they are “Fairy Sorcerers”.

* Jade talks in her sleep. Apparently she was beating up Drago. Miranda is confused.
* Jade's first meeting with the Tracker turns into one. When Raythor rushes to the cave, he surprised to see Tracker holding Jade in air with one hand
* Nerissa didn’t think Frost was dumb enough to attack the Guardians until she saw Frost doing so!

* Jade nearly going {{Angrish}} as she tries to get through the portal.

* Jade calling WITCH the “Fairy Sorcerers”.
* Jade lampshading Taranee’s hairstyle.
* Jade thinking one of the rebels undressed her while she was asleep and calling him a pervert.
* Jade pulling a StealthHiBye on Nerissa and Miranda after escaping being crushed by rocks. Also a CMOA.
* Jade talking in her sleep.
* Jade meeting the Tracker.

* Raythor didn’t think Frost was dumb enough to attack the Guardians until he saw Frost doing so!

* jade talking in her sleep.

* Jade nearly going Angrish as she tries to get through the portal.