History Funny / Kaeloo

* [[TheFashionista Pretty]] is distraught because she has nothing special to wear for the explosion. [[FatGirl Eugly]] offers to let her borrow one of her shirts, but Pretty refuses - "she already has a tent in her bag".

* Mr. Cat gives Kaeloo her gold medal
Kaeloo is happy to have gotten one until she realizes that Mr. Cat just severed Quack Quack's head and put it on a string, calling it a "medal".

* As the intelligence of the characters appears to be reversed in the AlternateUniverse, AlternateUniverse!Mr. Cat is an idiot instead of a genius. When Stumpy angrily throws books at them and yells "Eat books!", AlternateUniverse!Mr. Cat picks up the books and starts eating them.
* Mr. Cat throwing the wrong Kaeloo out the door and getting stuck with the (more) annoying version of her. The AlternateUniverse!Main four also consider Kaeloo to be freaky.

* One of the one page stories has Kaeloo mention that she has a figurine of Elsa from ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'', so Stumpy asks if he can borrow it. Near the end of the story, we see a FunnyBackgroundEvent where Stumpy, dressed as Elsa and carrying the figurine, is running around singing "Let It Go".

* Stumpy gets one wish from a magic lamp. What does he use it for? [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Turning into a pretty girl.

'''Mr. Cat''': ''(in the air)'' Liiiiiiaaaaaaarrrr!]]\\

* The very first question the team is asked is whether Kaeloo and Mr. Cat are in love. Mr. Cat responds that Kaeloo is definitely crazy about him and he tells the audience about "the texts she sends [him] nonstop". Just before he can read said texts to the audience, [[ComicalOverreacting Kaeloo runs onstage, grabs Mr. Cat's phone, shakes him roughly by the shoulders, and launches him into the air, all while screaming]] [[BlatantLies "I DON'T TEXT YOU AT ALL!]]

* The very first question the team is asked is whether Kaeloo and Mr. Cat are in love. Mr. Cat responds that Kaeloo is definitely crazy about him and he tells the audience about "the texts she sends [him] nonstop". Just before he can read said texts to the audience, Kaeloo runs onstage, grabs Mr. Cat, and launches him into the air while screaming [[BlatantLies "I DON'T TEXT YOU AT ALL!]]

* Pretty's reaction to finding out that one of the audience members thinks Eugly is better than her.

-->'''Mr. Cat:''' Hey, nut-for-brains! MY cat box has more cinematic integrity than you!

[[folder: Season 4]]

* Each team gets to take a few objects from Olaf's store to help them in their quest to find the treasure. Kaeloo and Quack Quack take useful items such as a lantern and a compass, while Mr. Cat asks for a lawn chair, a magazine with a pin-up, and a bottle of rum. Stumpy is certain that being TheSmartGuy, Mr. Cat has some sort of amazing plan to get there first. [[DescriptionCut Scene cut to]] Mr. Cat, drunk off his ass, sitting on the lawn chair while singing loudly and looking at the magazine, while Stumpy carries him on his back.

* Kaeloo gets really mad at Mr. Cat for causing Stumpy to accidentally kill himself by blowing his own head off and transforms. As she’s chasing him, he tries to calm her down by saying “Don’t worry, I can fix it! I need some duct tape!”

* Stumpy finally manages to touch the ball wih his racket and is filled with pride. Mr. Cat decides to make training a little harder by launching a bunch of tennis balls out of a bazooka, which hit Stumpy in the face. And the whole time, Stumpy keeps yelling "I'm a champion!"

[[Episode 138]]

-->'''Mr. Cat:''' Make sure your patient can pay. You're not the Salvation Army. (''slamming Quack Quack in the bed'') Does the duck have health insurance?! Is his credit good?!

* Mr. Cat's psychopathic joy over making tests on Quack Quack would be creepy if it wasn't so over the top. First he is freaked out that he doesn't have any teeth despite the fact that Quack Quack never had any teeth, then he tests Quack Quack's reflexes using a giant mallet and finally we get this little piece of conversation:

--> '''Mr. Cat:''' [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder I am a doctor, not a florist.]] I'm gonna book him in for surgery, but, before that... (starts throwing papers around) scanners, [=MRAs=], X-rays, colonoscopies, the whole nine yards, [[EvilLaugh muahahahaha!]]

* Every time Stumpy "earns" one cent by scamming people, he starts acting like he one the lottery.

-->'''Stumpy (to the game characters)''': I'll kill you. I'll bury you in a hole! IN A HOLE!

-->'''Mr. Cat''': Wanna know what the frog said about your sister?\\

'''Stumpy''': My sister? No one says that about my sister!\\

'''Stumpy''': Wait a minute... [[RunningGag I don't have a sister.]]

-->'''Kaeloo''': A basketball hoop? That's cheating, Mr. Cat!\\
'''Mr. Cat''': Unzio, we're playing prison-ball. Deuzio, all jailbirds play basketball. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Troizio, I once knew a guy who could swallow twelve miles of sausage without swallowing.]]

-->'''Kaeloo''': Mr. Cat, you're going too far with that bazooka!\\
'''Mr. Cat''': [[SpeechImpediment Ba]]''[[SpeechImpediment th]]''[[SpeechImpediment ooka]]? What ba''th''ooka? Oh, this? This ain't a ba''th''ooka, it's a bazooka.
* Mr. Cat cheating? Alright. Mr. Cat shooting spiked dodgeballs out of a bazooka? Okay. [[spoiler: Mr. Cat accidentally steps on a flower?]] NoHoldsBarredBeatdown.

-->'''Mr. Cat''': Make sure your patient can pay. You're not the Salvation Army. (''slamming Quack Quack in the bed'') Does the duck have health insurance?! Is his credit good?!

--> '''Kaeloo''': I am more of a fan of homeopathy cures.
--> '''Mr. Cat''': (holding a bunch of needles in his hands while making a SlasherSmile) Acupuncture? I am all for it, [[EvilLaugh muahahahaha...]]
--> '''Kaeloo''': No, plants and flowers that cure you.
--> '''Mr. Cat''': [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder I am a doctor, not a florist.]] I'm gonna book him in for surgery, but, before that... (starts throwing papers around) scanners, [=MRAs=], X-rays, colonoscopies, the whole nine yards, [[EvilLaugh muahahahaha!]]
--> '''Kaeloo''': Is all that really necessary, Mr. Cat?
--> '''Mr. Cat''': No, but it earns weekends on the beach, [[RuleOfThree muahahahahaha!]]

-->'''Kaeloo and Mr. Cat''': You... are... [[spoiler: a squirrel]].

* [[spoiler: When Mr. Cat is chosen to be the "light" in the game, when he turns around, he shoots a missile from his bazooka at the other three. Kaeloo and Stumpy run away, while Quack Quack stands in place, gets hit by the missile, and flies into the air. Mr. Cat's response? "Quack Quack, you moved!"]]
* [[spoiler: When Kaeloo transforms and screams at Mr. Cat, he points out that she just moved. She nonchalantly picks him up and starts beating him. Mr. Cat notes that she has "zero sense of humor".]]
* [[spoiler: After being launched several feet into the air, Quack Quack starts to enjoy his newfound ability to fly. Just then, he stops being able to fly and comes crashing down.]]
* [[spoiler: Desperate to win, Stumpy comes across something he can use to help him reach the wall faster. There's a pair of brand new roller skates on a pedestal with a spotlight on it, and an old chainsaw lying on the ground next to it. [[BaitAndSwitch Stumpy takes the chainsaw, puts it on the ground and lets it drag him along.]]]]

-->'''Mr. Cat''': Today will be Saint Quack Quack's day!

-->'''Stumpy''': I'm not sure I want a halo anymore. This hat's pretty cool though.
* After Quack Quack manages to finish Mr. Cat's ridiculously difficult and dangerous hopscotch game, [[spoiler: he gets DraggedOffToHell]], prompting this response from [[CatsAreMean Mr. Cat]]:
-->'''Mr. Cat (fake horror)''': [[BlatantLies Oh, I made a mistake!]] [[spoiler: I wrote "Hell" instead of "Heaven"]]! How absent-minded of me.\\
'''[[TheDitz Stumpy]]''': [[SarcasmBlind Well, there's an understatement for you.]]
* When Bad Kaeloo gets angry at Mr. Cat and starts chasing him, Mr. Cat actually tries to [[spoiler: reopen the portal to Hell.]] When this doesn't work, he forms a cross with his fingers and yells "Get thee behind me, froggus!"

* After Quack Quack [[spoiler: returns from Hell]], Kaeloo thinks there's something slightly different about him but can't put her finger on it, while Stumpy thinks that nothing has changed. [[spoiler: It's painfully obvious that Quack Quack has been turned into a demon.]]

* One part of the game involves stopping at a signbord and doing what the board says on the spot, like excercises. One of the signboards depicts Kaeloo catching Stumpy. Once it happens, Stumpy even lampshades how unfair that is.

* [[spoiler: Quack Quack [[MeatOVision hallucinates his friends as giant yogurts]] and then [[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty tries to eat them]].]]

* [[spoiler: Quack Quack eats half of Kaeloo's brain.]]

-->'''Kaeloo''': Who discovered America?\\
-->'''Stumpy''': Uhh... Mr. Coolskin?

--> '''Mr. Cat''' (''to Kaeloo''): Let me guess, you're playing at producing more jobless?

-->'''Stumpy''': One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep...\\

-->'''Mr. Cat''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar He's always the one to question the strippers.]]

-->'''Mr. Cat''': [[{{Understatement}} It can be somewhat violent,]] it can cause epileptic fits in certain people, and one game will get you totally hooked. Just a warning.\\
'''[[TheDitz Stumpy]]''': Causes epilepsy? Cool!

* Mr. Cat awards points for shooting each kind of animal: 10 for a duck, five for a frog, and... two for a squirrel. Stumpy gets angry and claims he's worth more. [[spoiler: Once Mr. Cat threatens to shoot him, he changes his approach and says "I'm not worth the bother, I'm just worth two points!"]]
* Stumpy's "secret technique" (in the French dub only) is [[spoiler: {{mooning}} Kaeloo]].

-->'''Kaeloo''': Stumpy, aren't you forgetting something?\\

-->'''Mr. Cat (dancing around)''': Just look at me, tadpole! Do you see any signs of temper lost? The slightest hint of anger?
* [[spoiler: Kaeloo giving {{Forceful Kisses}} to Mr. Cat at the end of the episode, and then asking him if she can do it again.]]

-->'''Kaeloo''': I'm sorry sir, we don't sell yogurt. We only sell apples!\\

'''Kaeloo''': [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs No, not even apple flavored yogurt.]]

-->'''Stumpy''': Beautiful apples, right?\\

* [[spoiler: Mr. Cat and Stumpy robbing the supermarket. All of it.]]

-->'''Mr. Cat''': If it's community service, I agree. Or an ankle monitor to match my fur. I hear they're all the rage this season.

-->'''Mr. Cat''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar That's my little girl, running around in just her underwear. Man, they grow up so fast.]]

-->'''[[CatsAreMean Mr. Cat]]''': [[BlackComedy It says here that squirrel season starts early this year!]]

-->'''Mr. Cat''': Humor, bill, family, parents... [[YourMom Your mom is so ugly she'd flip out a zombie!]]

* [[spoiler: Stumpy teaching the zombies to dance like in ''Music/{{Thriller}}''.]]

-->'''Kaeloo''': Any brothers or sisters, Mr. Cat? A grandma? A doctor? A mailman? A puppy or hamster?

-->'''Mr. Cat''': As a kitten, I was tied up in a sack and thrown into a rushing river. I was saved by a salmon, [[RaisedByWolves raised like her own son.]] Her greatest quality... She couldn't talk. At all.
** Mr. Cat's, uh... attempted confession to Kaeloo or whatever the heck that was.
-->'''Mr. Cat''': Now, where were we before... oooh, Kaeloo, my coochy coo! *[[AttemptedRape He tries to force himself onto her]] while making an incredibly crazy-looking expression. Kaeloo sneaks out while Mr. Cat [[PervertedDrooling starts drooling]]*

* [[spoiler: The main four, after being shot with TruthSerum, tell truths about themselves to the others. While Kaeloo and Mr. Cat have rather sad things to admit, Stumpy's is that [[WholesomeCrossdresser he secretly enjoys dressing as a girl.]]]]
* [[spoiler: [[DoesNotKnowHerOwnStrength Bad Kaeloo hugging the others so hard that their heads explode.]]]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Bad Kaeloo''': Oops, friends broken.]]
** [[spoiler: Bad Kaeloo chasing everybody wanting to give them another hug after they've been [[HollywoodHealing bandaged up.]] And Mr. Cat saying that the serum should wear off soon... ''hopefully''.]]

-->'''Kaeloo''': There are more car crashes than plane crashes each year.\\
'''Stumpy''': Probably because there are more cars than planes!

-->'''Kaeloo''': Everything is under control... WE'RE ALL GOING TO PERISH!

* [[spoiler: Stumpy accidentally launches a meteorite onto Smileyland. He sees a bunch of hieroglyphics of a frog, a squirrel, a duck and a cat littering, and he decides to vandalize it using the Gruel, a magic crayon, to draw meteorites on it (due to Mr. Cat saying earlier that any civilization that litters deserves to die). In the end, just as everybody else is about to get hit by the meteorite and die, he decides to erase his vandalism and ask Mr. Cat for more violent ideas.]]

-->'''Kaeloo''': Oh, look over there! Stumpy's sister!\\

'''Mr. Cat (to Stumpy)''': Your sister?\\
'''Stumpy''': [[RunningGag Sister? Don't have one.]]

-->'''Mr. Cat''': Why on Earth did I leave home? [[AlcoholicParent Papa drank]], Mama screamed, [[BigBrotherBully my brothers beat me up]]... Life was good.

* [[spoiler: TheReveal that Mr. Cat wrote the letter.]]

* Later, everybody returns to the campsite, where Mr. Cat, who has been "taking care of the food" (read: sitting there eating their food and doing nothing), says he went to find firewood and holds up a stick. Kaeloo asks if that was the only wood he found, but he reveals that he didn't actually use wood for the fire - [[spoiler: he burned Stumpy's comic books.]]

* Kaeloo reveals that the "surprise" she was intending to give everyone after the treasure hunt was [[spoiler: a picture of herself.]] Stumpy is shocked, realizing that they had to dodge dangerous traps, get blown up, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking burn his Mr. Coolskin comics]] just for that. He then decides to put it [[AssShove where the sun doesn't shine]], but changes his mind when Kaeloo transforms and decides to put it on a tee shirt instead.

-->'''Kaeloo''': I had a dream last night. And I dreamt that... that... that's weird, I can't remember my dream.

-->'''[[TheUnintelligible Quack Quack]]''': Quack?\\
'''Stumpy''' (''embarrassed''): [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I wouldn't go that far. Don't get too excited.]]
* [[spoiler: The gang leaving the year 6000. Stumpy decides to leave when he finds out that there's no TV or video games, [[SirSwearsALot Mr. Cat]] leaves when he finds out that there's no cursing, and [[BigEater Quack Quack]] leaves, taking Kaeloo with him, when he finds out that they're supposed to [[EmotionEater feed off of love]] instead of eating food.]]
* [[spoiler: Bad Kaeloo chasing Mr. Cat with a chainsaw at the end of the episode.]]

-->'''Mr. Cat (frantically searching)''': My bazooka! Where's my bazooka?!

* [[spoiler: [[TooDumbToLive Stumpy blowing his own head off with a bazooka.]]]]
* Kaeloo gets really mad at Mr. Cat for causing [[spoiler: Stumpy to accidentally kill himself by blowing his own head off]] and transforms. As she’s chasing him, he tries to calm her down by saying “Don’t worry, I can fix it! I need some duct tape!”

-->'''Stumpy''': [[LampshadeHanging I'm Stumpy, not Quack Quack.]]

[[spoiler: Mr. Cat and Stumpy both lose their invisibility powers at the end of the episode, since it turns out that they were just sick with a disease that causes people to turn invisible. Stumpy doesn't realize he's visible again, so he asks Quack Quack to play hide and seek with him. Quack Quack immediately finds him, and Stumpy looks down at himself and sees his body. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Rather than realize he's visible, he thinks he now has the power to see the invisible.]]]]

** This is even funnier when you find out what the "maximum punishment" awarded by the court is at the end of the episode, which is supposedly worse than all of these: [[spoiler: a spanking.]]
* Seeing Mr. Cat act exactly like Kaeloo in his [[spoiler: made up]] story about what happened to Quack Quack.

-->'''Stumpy''': Why didn't I wish for a Ferrari?
* [[spoiler: The chairs playing Musical Chairs with Kaeloo, Quack Quack and Mr. Cat.]]

* Bad Kaeloo punishes Mr. Cat at the end of the episode by [[spoiler: smashing him into a car and letting [[DrivesLikeCrazy Stumpy]] drive. As you would expect, Stumpy crashes the car.]]

* The fine print on the Mr. Coolskin card Stumpy uses says that [[spoiler: anyone who is actually stupid enough to use the attack he just did is not fit to be Mr. Coolskin.]]

* [[spoiler: When it is revealed that the episode was AllJustADream Stumpy had and was narrating to Kaeloo, Kaeloo tells him that he is suffering from an inferiority complex... or he's just gone crazy.]]
* At the end of the episode, [[spoiler: Stumpy sees [[SwappedRoles Kaeloo eating yogurt, Quack Quack smoking while reading a newspaper, and Mr. Cat playing video games.]] He freaks out and runs away, and the others laugh. Then, [[TheUnunitelligible Quack Quack]] speaks in English words instead of quacks, scaring Kaeloo and Mr. Cat.]]

-->'''Stumpy''': And now for the bath. [[BaitAndSwitch Of acid, of course.]]

-->'''Mr. Cat''': I explode his face and all, 'cause he keeps [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar breaking my ba-]]
-->'''Kaeloo''': MR. CAT!

* [[spoiler: At the end of the episode, it's revealed that if Mr. Cat hadn't tricked Quack Quack into throwing the thing into space, the [[PerpetualPoverty main four]] could have eon a million dollars. Cue NervousLaughter from Mr. Cat, who is presumably receiving {{Death Glare}}s from the others.]]

* Kaeloo tries to play a game of Hot-Cold with Quack Quack. Everywhere she goes, Quack Quack says she's "hot". She wonders why until Mr. Cat shows up and pulls it out of the place he hid it: [[spoiler: [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar her buttcrack.]]]]

* [[spoiler: Stumpy makes a DealWithTheDevil and turns the figurines into voodoo dolls so the others can become his slaves. Unfortunately for him, he only has a figurine of "normal" Kaeloo and not [[OneWingedAngel Bad Kaeloo]].]]
* [[spoiler: Since Stumpy doesn't know how to write his name, the Devil aska him to sign with a cross. Stumpy draws a Christian cross and the Devil screams at him to write an "X" instead.]]

-->'''Stumpy''': In this world, there's two kinds of people. Those who have a [[ImprobableWeaponUser banana]], and those who dig. You dig.
* Mr. Cat finds out that all Kaeloo's savings are [[spoiler: is a soda can tab.]]
-->'''Kaeloo''': [[spoiler: We're in the middle of a global recession!]]

-->'''Kaeloo''': Excuse me, but... ''[[HulkingOut transforms]]'' I DON'T HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY!\\

'''Mr. Cat''': Or a sense of humor.

-->'''Stumpy''': Why me?\\
'''Kaeloo and Mr. Cat''': Because.

-->'''Mr. Cat''': Hey, nut-for-brains! MY cat box has more cinematic integrity than you!

* [[spoiler: Bad Kaeloo subjecting Stumpy, Quack Quack and Olaf to numerous household hazards before launching them into the sky.]]

* [[spoiler: Stumpy actually wins the horse race due to Mr. Cat's interference, but his victory is cut short when he remembers that he bet all his money on Quack Quack winning.]]

* [[spoiler: Kaeloo, Stumpy and Quack Quack torturing Mr. Cat by strapping him to a board in the name of "having fun".]]

* Stumpy decides to go join the girls at a nightclub. The bouncer at the nightclub says that it's only for girls, so he comes back DisguisedInDrag, and the bouncer, [[AttractiveBentGender who finds him rather attractive]], lets him in immediately. [[spoiler: He regrets this decision when the girls decide to go onstage and grope the members of their favorite band, and he watches, nauseated, then runs outside screaming about how crazy they are.]]
* [[spoiler: Kaeloo marrying Quack Quack to Pretty despite everyone clearly being against it and then remarking on how romantic that was while they [[BigBallOfViolence get into a huge fight]] right behind her.]]

* [[spoiler: Mr. Cat accidentally getting left on the island with Pretty.]]

* [[spoiler: Mr. Cat learning [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown the hard way]] that Eugly is a ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend.]]

* [[spoiler: When the food gives Pretty multiple organ failure, everybody starts protesting the restaurant, so Mr. Cat [[TakeThat offers them free toys with their food]]. Everybody except Kaeloo rushes off to get toys while she looks on in disapproval, [[NotSoAboveItAll but when a toy lands near her feet she plays with it after making sure nobody is looking.]]]]

* At the end of the episode, [[spoiler: Kaeloo, Stumpy and Quack Quack chase Mr. Cat around with his own weapons, pretending that he is Quack Quack and they are him.]]

* [[spoiler: A chain reaction winds up ruining the entire ballet.]]

* When Pretty finds out that Eugly voted for [[spoiler: Quack Quack]] as the "conductor" instead of her, she hands her a knife and sarcastically tells her to "stab her in the back".

--> '''Kaeloo''': The grass is green.
--> '''Quack Quack''': Quack!
--> '''Mr. Cat''': Das Gras ist grün
--> '''Stumpy (singing)''': [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Tapas, parilla, grilla madre de pizza, en vida, comme cheetah gorilla!]]

* [[spoiler: Mr. Cat throwing the wrong Kaeloo out the door and getting stuck with the (more) annoying version of her. The AlternateUniverse!Main four also consider Kaeloo to be freaky.]]

* [[spoiler: The Prehistoric!Main four trying to eat Mr. Cat.]]

* [[spoiler: The gang find a spaceship that can take them into space and save them from the destruction of the planet, but it doesn't work. Kaeloo decides to make a HeroicSacrifice by HulkingOut and using her SuperStrength to throw the ship into the sky. Stumpy says he wishes he could trade places with her, and inexplicably, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor he finds himself standing on the ground]] while she thanks him from the spaceship. [[IronButtMonkey He somehow survives this]], albeit being [[AshFace horribly burned]], and tells the others [[CatchPhrase he hates their guts.]]]]

** The third and final tip: [[spoiler: If all else fails, use a LovePotion. Pretty mixes it up in a drink and tries to give it to Mr. Cat, but Stumpy, who is extremely thirsty, snatches the drink and drinks it. Immediately, he falls for Pretty and starts to chase her around.]]

* [[spoiler: After Kaeloo and Mr. Cat finally manage to get revenge on Pretty, [[{{Jerkass}} Mr. Cat asks Kaeloo to pay him for helping her.]] Kaeloo obliges by paying him in punches.]]

* [[spoiler: Stumpy tries to kiss a sheep. The sheep gets angry and kicks him into the air, [[AccidentalKiss and he lands face first on Eugly]]. Cue Quack Quack, who has been suspecting that Eugly is cheating on him, beating up Stumpy. Then, Mr. Cat picks up a baseball bat and whacks Pretty towards them, and all four of them get into [[BigBallOfViolence a huge fight]].]]

* [[spoiler: Just when Kaeloo is about to win, she remarks that she had been expecting Mr. Cat to have pulled off some sort of foul play, since he was the one organizing the race. Cue all sorts of giant things falling out of the sky and causing Kaeloo to drop her plate.]]

* Kaeloo's attempts to [[spoiler: fail at the game]] are pretty funny, at least until it's revealed she was doing them on purpose.
* [[spoiler: After Kaeloo accidentally hits Stumpy with a baseball bat, Quack Quack gives him a tiara as a consolation. Stumpy then puts on the tiara and yells "I'm a champion!".]]

* Stumpy and Quack Quack manage to [[PersonalitySwap swap Kaeloo and Mr. Cat's personalities.]] This results in a scene where Mr. Cat dances around Smileyland and greets random objects before finding Kaeloo, who is sitting in a lawnchair reading a newspaper. He also tries greetingher, and she angrily tells him to shut up. Finally, they both realize that something's wrong.

* [[spoiler: At the end of the episode, Quack Quack's laptop malfunctions, leaving Kaeloo as a cow, Mr. Cat as a chicken and Stumpy still stuck as a sheep.]]

* Mr. Cat tries to open the front door and finds [[spoiler: TheGrimReaper]] standing outside. He then shuts the door with WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises.
* [[spoiler: Stumpy [[ChessWithDeath challenges]] TheGrimReaper to a rap battle. As the reaper is there for Adele the flower's soul and not his, he blatantly ignores him.]]
* [[spoiler: At the end of the episode, Kaeloo tells Stumpy that [[MakesSenseInContext there are plenty of nuts in heaven.]] Since his TrademarkFavoriteFood is nuts, Stumpy decides to hang himself so he can die and go to Heaven. Just as he's about to die, [[CruelTwistEnding Kaeloo tells him that suicide is a sin and he's going to wind up in Hell.]]]]

* [[spoiler: Mr. Cat sets the building on fire for real with Quack Quack inside. Stumpy decides to perform a HeroicFireRescue, but he soon realizes that both of them are stuck inside with no way to escape (the other two are too busy to notice), Stumpy decides to make a birthday wish. For whatever reason, his wish involved himself and the main four dressing up in weird costumes and becoming pole dancers.]]
* Hell, the mere fact that [[spoiler: [[TooDumbToLive Stumpy ran into a burning building to save his friend instead of using the hose and ladder which were right next to him!]]]]

* The entire [[spoiler: cheating scene]] after the seventh-inning stretch:
** [[spoiler: Kaeloo pretends to be talking on the phone with Olga. Olaf runs off the pitch to get the phone and tell Olga that Kaeloo "kidnapped" him. Stumpy throws the ball three times in Olaf's absence, causing him to get out.]]
** [[spoiler: Kaeloo calls Eugly in to stand next to the field, so Quack Quack gets {{distracted|bythesexy}}.]]
** [[spoiler: When Olaf tells Serguei to stop the other team from cheating, Mr. Cat and Stumpy manage to use a remote control to get Serguei to hit himself with the bat and then start dancing.]]
** [[spoiler: And Mr. Cat's final plan: replacing the ball with Olga just before Serguei hits it.]]

* Kaeloo finally manages to prevent Stumpy and Quack Quack from eating carrots by [[spoiler: lying to them that if they kept eating them they would turn into rabbits. She even points out that Stumpy has buck teeth like a rabbit, so the process "has already started".]]
* [[spoiler: At the end of the episode, Stumpy and Quack Quack get addicted to another GRatedDrug, tomato juice, which makes them get high and start dancing.]]

-->'''Mr. Cat''': I'll go get my guitar and my song book!\\

* [[spoiler: The end of the episode reveals that Stumpy imagined the whole thing until that point, and in fact it's still his turn to play leapfrog. Kaeloo calls him to play, and he just runs off screaming "Tentacles!", to Kaeloo's confusion.]]

* [[spoiler: Kaeloo announcing that "Kaeloo" is going to get mad and beat everyone up for cheating, pausing for a moment and realizing that she ''is'' Kaeloo, and then running onto the track and beating everyone up.]]
* [[spoiler: Mr. Cat gives Kaeloo her gold medal
Kaeloo is happy to have gotten one until she realizes that Mr. Cat just severed Quack Quack's head and put it on a string, calling it a "medal".]]

* Stumpy says that in order to get rid of the [[spoiler: army of MechaMooks]], they need a distraction. Mr. Cat responds by [[spoiler: hitting him with a golf club so he flies off into the distance with the mooks chasing him.]]

* [[spoiler: Stumpy and Quack Quack's idiotic plan leads to them getting arrested. Right after they're taken to a police car, the box opens thanks to Bad Kaeloo smashing it on the ground. They try to point this out so they can be released, but nobody is paying attention.]]
* Since Stumpy and Quack Quack [[spoiler: have been arrested]], Mr. Cat and Kaeloo have the house to themselves. Mr. Cat offers Kaeloo a romantic dinner and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar implies that he wants to have sex with her]] using {{Unusual Euphemism}}s which are based on money. Kaeloo, being incredibly innocent, believes that he's trying to bribe her and beats him up.

* [[spoiler: At the end of the episode, Stumpy and Quack Quack decide to get plastic surgery to turn themselves into cats, just because cat videos get lots of views online.]]

* During the psychotherapy session, Stumoy tries to sit on the couch, and winds up sitting on a container of yogurt which Quack Quack left there.

* [[spoiler: When Quack Quack gets turned into a vampire, Mr. Cat backs away and Kaeloo hides behind Mr. Cat, but Stumpy just kneels down and starts begging Count Quack Quackula to turn him into a vampire.]]
* Mr. Cat fires a bazooka at [[spoiler: Count Quack Quackula]]. The latter responds by pushing a fist into the bazooka, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard making the blast hit Mr. Cat instead.]]
* Mr. Cat suggests getting rid of [[spoiler: Quack Quackula]] by putting a stake through his heart. Unlike the weapons he usually uses, he uses a carrot of all things as a stake.
* [[spoiler: Stumpycula, having learned nothing from taking Quack Quackula into the sun, [[TooDumbToLive steps into the sun the moment he's turned into a vampire.]] He turns into a pile of ash, and the pile of ash just says "Ow."]]

* [[spoiler: Mr. Cat is apparently allergic to acts of extreme kindness, so his head swells up when Kaeloo gets encouraging messages from the viewers. Eventually, it explodes.]]

-->'''Mr. Cat''': My bad. I retract the part about the fridge.

-->'''Mr. Cat''': Is this a trial or a concert?
* [[spoiler: Quack Quack eating the "witness", a can of yogurt.]]

* [[spoiler: Kaeloo and Mr. Cat's reactions to finding out that Ursula is not only real, but apparently incredibly hot.]]

* [[spoiler: At the end of the episode, Kaeloo calls the directors to thank them for re-hiring everyone, and the directors, confused, reply that the main four were never fired in the first place. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor Cue Olaf revealing that it was a "joke" on his part.]] Mr. Cat prepares to attack Olaf, but Kaeloo says that he doesn't have to... because since he wanted to play with them, they can "play" with him the way they always "play".]]

* Kaeloo's [[spoiler: made-up]] backstory is just as funny as it is sad: she had [[MassiveNumberedSiblings 134,667 siblings]] and her father wanted to give each and every one of them a hug. Unfortunately for poor Kaeloo, she was the youngest, and just as he was about to give her a hug, he died of old age.

-->'''Kaeloo''': Quack Quack, how could you be so insensitive to so much suffering?\\

-->'''Stumpy''': I'M RIIIIIICCCCCHHHHH!

-->'''Stumpy''': Give me a coin, or I'll keep playing.\\

-->'''Stumpy''': IT WAS MISTER CAT! IT WAS MISTER CAT! I'M A SNITCH!

* [[spoiler: The show's director makes the main four and the rest of the cast do ProductPlacement for a whole range of products once he saw how well their deal went.]]

* [[spoiler: Once Quack Quack is exorcised, the demon starts flying towards the main four as they cower behind each other in fear, and says it wants to TakeOverTheWorld. Olaf suddenly shows up and gets Serguei to crush it, since he thinks he should be the once to dominate the planet.]]

* Mr. Cat and Stumpy have a competition to see who can stay quiet for a longer period of time. Mr. Cat stands without moving or talking the whole time, while Stumpy tries everything he can from taping his mouth shut to tying his head up so he can't talk. [[spoiler: Hours pass and Stumpy finally realizes that he can't stay quiet anymore, so he starts yelling. "Mr. Cat" falls down flat, revealing that the real Mr. Cat left hours ago and left a cardboard cutout in his place. Stumpy laments having been tricked by a ''literal'' "fake friend".]]
* One story titled "Du Mauvais Pied" ("The Wrong Side of the Bed") has Stumpy, Quack Quack and Mr. Cat walking around Smileyland, apparently having been turned into zombies. [[spoiler: It turns out they haven't been zombified, they just woke up.]]

* Stumpy gets one wish from a magic lamp. What does he use it for? [[spoiler: [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Turning into a pretty girl.]]
* A two-part story has the main four go to the beach and have a competition to see who can draw the best drawing in the sand. Quack Quack's appears to be a giant cross on the ground, and he loses due to how simple his drawing was compared to the others. [[spoiler: We then see a shot of the beach from the sky, revealing that what they saw was actually part of a much bigger drawing, depicting Quack Quack beating up Mr. Cat.]]

** Stumpy explains that he's not mowing the lawn, he's selling the lawnmower... [[spoiler: to Mr. Cat, who's now running a barbershop with Quack Quack as his client.]]

* Kaeloo deciding to blame Eugly if anything goes wrong.

[[caption-width-right:350:[[StylisticSelfParody "My head doesn't look like that!"]]]]

* Mr. Cat says Kaeloo has a split personality. After hearing this, [[IResembleThatRemark she transforms and yells that she doesn't have a double personality.]]