History Funny / JusticeLeagueOfAmerica

17th Mar '18 4:48:43 AM narm00
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* In ''JLA'' (Volume 1) #32, page 9 with Superman miles above Earth's surface informing Huntress of a serious threat, all while icicles are forming on him; not to mention a page 13 panel with Plastic man where he is half disguised as an assault rifle blowing a raspberry at the man holding it.
* ''JLA'' #90, page 5 almost has a tied up opponent learning what happens when you heckle Batman when he's "having a conversation" with Wonder Woman, but the panels run out.

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* In ''JLA'' (Volume 1) #32, page 9 with Superman miles above Earth's surface informing Huntress of a serious threat, all while icicles are forming on him; not to mention a page 13 panel with Plastic man where he is half disguised as an assault rifle blowing a raspberry at the man holding it.
* ''JLA'' #90, page 5 almost has a tied up opponent learning what happens when you heckle Batman when he's "having a conversation" with Wonder Woman, but the panels run out.



* In one [[JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]] story (JLA #61), Batman gives the Flash what is supposed to be a reassuring hand on the shoulder prior to briefing Flash on his role in the plan. Flash's response: "You're touching me. Batman is touching me. I'm going to die, aren't I?"

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* ''JLA'' #32, page 8, with Franchise/{{Superman}} miles above Earth's surface informing ComicBook/{{Huntress}} of a serious threat, all while icicles are forming on him; not to mention a page 12 panel with ComicBook/PlasticMan where he is half disguised as an assault rifle blowing a raspberry at the man holding it.
* ''JLA'' #90, page 4 almost has a tied up opponent learning what happens when you heckle Batman when he's "having a conversation" with Wonder Woman, but the panels run out.
* In one [[JusticeLeagueOfAmerica [[Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]] story (JLA #61), Batman gives the Flash [[Franchise/TheFlash Wally West's Flash]] what is supposed to be a reassuring hand on the shoulder prior to briefing Flash on his role in the plan. Flash's response: "You're touching me. Batman is touching me. I'm going to die, aren't I?"



* In (Grant Morrison's) ''JLA'' #9, Green Arrow (Connor Hawke) stumbles upon everyone in The Key's LotusEaterMachine. The Key destroys GA's equipment, forcing him to use his father's old stuff.

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* In (Grant Morrison's) ''JLA'' #9, Green Arrow ComicBook/GreenArrow (Connor Hawke) stumbles upon everyone in The Key's LotusEaterMachine. The Key destroys GA's equipment, forcing him to use his father's old stuff.



* The same issue marks the first time Batman in Morrison's tenure directly addresses rookie Green Lantern Kyle Rayner:

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* ** The same issue marks the first time Batman in Morrison's tenure directly addresses rookie Green Lantern Kyle Rayner:



* In the "Rock of Ages" storyline, Flash, Aquaman, and Green Lantern are hurled into the future and they come up with a plan to use Flash's speed and a device they find to get back.

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* In the "Rock of Ages" storyline, Flash, Aquaman, ComicBook/{{Aquaman}}, and Green Lantern are hurled into the future future, and they come up with a plan to use Flash's speed and a device they find to get back.




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* One issue of JLA: Classified has Guy Gardner listening to his shoulder angel/devil after noticing ComicBook/PowerGirl unconscious while in a place that may or may not be hell; not to mention his reaction to finding out he has a rep down there.

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* Pretty much any of ComicBook/GreenArrow's attempts to join the League in issue #8.

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* Pretty much any of ComicBook/GreenArrow's ComicBook/GreenArrow Oliver Queen's attempts to join the League in issue #8.



'''Animal Man:''' ... Oh Crapballs.

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* One issue of JLA: Classified has Guy Gardner listening to his shoulder angel/devil after noticing Power Girl unconscious while in a place that may or may not be hell; not to mention his reaction to finding out he has a rep down there.

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'''Animal Man:''' ... '''ComicBook/AnimalMan:''' ... Oh Crapballs.

* This image, date unknown: dc.wikia.com/wiki/File:Christmas_02.jpg

* One issue of JLA: Classified has Guy Gardner listening to his shoulder angel/devil after noticing Power Girl unconscious while in a place that may or may not be hell; not to mention his reaction to finding out he has a rep down there.
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26th Feb '18 2:27:00 PM Mishmash
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*One issue of JLA: Classified has Guy Gardner listening to his shoulder angel/devil after noticing Power Girl unconscious while in a place that may or may not be hell; not to mention his reaction to finding out he has a rep down there.
15th Feb '18 8:28:04 PM Mishmash
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* The same issue marks the first time Batman in Morrison's tenure that Batman directly addresses rookie Green Lantern Kyle Rayner:

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* The same issue marks the first time Batman in Morrison's tenure that Batman directly addresses rookie Green Lantern Kyle Rayner:
23rd Jan '18 10:19:09 PM Mishmash
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* ''JLA'' #90, page 5 almost has a tied up opponent learning what happens when you heckle Batman when he's "having a conversation" with Wonder Woman, but the panels run out.
23rd Jan '18 12:09:55 PM Mishmash
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* In ''JLA'' (Volume 1) #32, page 9 with Superman miles above Earth's surface informing Huntress of a serious threat, all while icicles are forming on him; not to mention a page 13 panel with Plastic man where he is half disguised as an assault rifle blowing a raspberry at the man holding it.
23rd Dec '17 12:13:46 PM Mishmash
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10th Dec '17 11:50:24 AM Mishmash
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* In ''Justice League of America'' (Volume 1) #134, a pair of alines are pitting the Leaguers against Despero for sheer amusement. It's clear the aliens intend to keep them there forever, until ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} introduces them to the concept of ''betting'' on the outcome. When she beats Despero, both aliens get to quarrel with themselves, giving the Leaguers the chance to hightail it.

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* In ''Justice League of America'' (Volume 1) #134, a pair of alines aliens are pitting the Leaguers against Despero for sheer amusement. It's clear the aliens intend to keep them there forever, until ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} introduces them to the concept of ''betting'' on the outcome. When she beats Despero, both aliens get to quarrel with themselves, giving the Leaguers the chance to hightail it.



* In ''Justice League United'' #5, the team runs into a gathering of bounty hunters as checking a space station out. And ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} is ''giddy'' because she has to punch them.

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* In ''Justice League United'' #5, the team runs into a gathering of bounty hunters as they're checking a space station out. And ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} is ''giddy'' because she has to punch them.
24th Oct '17 11:21:20 AM lillolillo
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!!Pre-Crisis Era:
* In ''Justice League of America'' (Volume 1) #134, a pair of alines are pitting the Leaguers against Despero for sheer amusement. It's clear the aliens intend to keep them there forever, until ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} introduces them to the concept of ''betting'' on the outcome. When she beats Despero, both aliens get to quarrel with themselves, giving the Leaguers the chance to hightail it.
-->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}:''' Frankly, Supergirl, I find the whole story incredible!\\
'''Supergirl:''' Well, I for one feel a little guilty! After all, we did introduce the last survivors of an ancient race to war!\\
'''Franchise/WonderWoman:''' And that's a curse I wouldn't even wish on Despero!

!!Post-Crisis Era:



** As I recall, the plan involved Flash riding one of Batman's missiles into an enemy target. The look on his face was priceless.

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** As I recall, the The plan involved Flash riding one of Batman's missiles into an enemy target. The look on his face was priceless.



-->'''Wonder Woman''': Abra Kadabra!
-->'''Green Lantern (singing)''': Gonna reach out and grab ya...

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-->'''Wonder Woman''': Abra Kadabra!
-->'''Green
Kadabra!\\
'''Green
Lantern (singing)''': Gonna reach out and grab ya...



"Yoda! ''[[StarWars Do Yoda]]!''"

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"Yoda! ''[[StarWars ''[[Franchise/StarWars Do Yoda]]!''"



** And at the end of the scene:

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** * And at the end of the scene:



* Post-Flashpoint Justice League has the first meeting between GreenLantern and the Batman, having Hal ask what Batman's powers are before saying, "What, you're not just a guy in a costume, are you?" Batman responds by taking off Hal's ring.
** And later, the Flash: "Batman doesn't have any powers? I thought you were a [[Comicbook/BatmanVampire vampire]] or something."
* This exchange in Justice League #4:
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' We need to get those men out of the helicopters and somewhere safe.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' I'll get them out of the choppers and to safety. Not to be a good guy like the Flash, but because I want to impress you. Most of what I do is about impressing people.
-->'''Batman:''' What?
-->'''GL:''' No, I... what'd I just...?
-->'''WW:''' You were touching my lasso.
-->'''GL:''' So what?
-->'''WW:''' It makes you tell the truth.
-->'''GL:'''[''looking off-panel''] Are you laughing, Batman? At a time like this?



* Pretty much any of ComicBook/GreenArrow's attempts to join the League in issue #8.



** The same issue marks the first time Batman in Morrison's tenure that Batman directly addresses rookie Green Lantern Kyle Rayner:

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** * The same issue marks the first time Batman in Morrison's tenure that Batman directly addresses rookie Green Lantern Kyle Rayner:



-->'''Aquaman:''' What's likely to ''happen'' here, Flash? We seem to be moving very fast, very quickly... Can we ''take'' this kind of acceleration?
-->'''Flash:''' This is ''jogging''. But when I hit top speed, then the treadmill takes over, amplifies my velocity and we hit... I don't know... faster than light ''squared''... We're accelerating to speeds where our entire ''physical structures'' will be converted to hyperlight ''information!''
-->'''Aquaman:''' [[FlatWhat We're doing what?]]

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-->'''Aquaman:''' What's likely to ''happen'' here, Flash? We seem to be moving very fast, very quickly... Can we ''take'' this kind of acceleration?
-->'''Flash:'''
acceleration?\\
'''Flash:'''
This is ''jogging''. But when I hit top speed, then the treadmill takes over, amplifies my velocity and we hit... I don't know... faster than light ''squared''... We're accelerating to speeds where our entire ''physical structures'' will be converted to hyperlight ''information!''
-->'''Aquaman:''' [[FlatWhat
''information!''\\
'''Aquaman:'''
We're doing what?]]what?



* In ''JLA/[[TeenTitans The Titans]]'', a number of heroes are flying up to a huge orbiting station constructed by Cyborg that is causing global disasters. ComicBook/MartianManhunter is in telepathic contact with Oracle.
-->'''Oracle:''' ''(telepathically)'' How are the additions to the JLA cavalry working out? Is Gardner making an ass of himself yet?
-->'''Martian Manhunter:''' ''(telepathically)'' All assistance is appreciated. Just make sure everyone is in place, Barbara.
-->'''[[Franchise/GreenLantern Guy Gardner]]:''' ''(aloud)'' Damn. Nasty here is ''big''. Good thing you brought ''me'' along.

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* In ''JLA/[[TeenTitans The Titans]]'', ''JLA/The Titans'', a number of heroes are flying up to a huge orbiting station constructed by Cyborg that is causing global disasters. ComicBook/MartianManhunter is in telepathic contact with Oracle.
-->'''Oracle:''' -->'''[[ComicBook/{{Batgirl}} Barbara Gordon]]:''' ''(telepathically)'' How are the additions to the JLA cavalry working out? Is Gardner making an ass of himself yet?
-->'''Martian
yet?\\
'''Martian
Manhunter:''' ''(telepathically)'' All assistance is appreciated. Just make sure everyone is in place, Barbara.
-->'''[[Franchise/GreenLantern
Barbara.\\
'''[[Franchise/GreenLantern
Guy Gardner]]:''' ''(aloud)'' Damn. Nasty here is ''big''. Good thing you brought ''me'' along.



* JLA #27: Bruce Wayne is meeting Clark Kent in Tokyo. Clark is with another woman who is introduced as Hino Rei. Bruce immediately recognizes that she's really J'onn, because [[Manga/SailorMoon the name gave it away]].

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* JLA #27: Bruce Wayne is meeting Clark Kent in Tokyo. Clark is with another woman who is introduced as Hino Rei. Bruce immediately recognizes that she's really J'onn, because [[Manga/SailorMoon the name gave it away]].away]].

!!Post-Flashpoint Era:
* Post-Flashpoint Justice League has the first meeting between Franchise/GreenLantern and the Batman, having Hal ask what Batman's powers are before saying, "What, you're not just a guy in a costume, are you?" Batman responds by taking off Hal's ring.
* And later, the Flash: "Batman doesn't have any powers? I thought you were a [[Comicbook/BatmanVampire vampire]] or something."
* This exchange in Justice League #4:
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' We need to get those men out of the helicopters and somewhere safe.\\
'''Green Lantern:''' I'll get them out of the choppers and to safety. Not to be a good guy like the Flash, but because I want to impress you. Most of what I do is about impressing people.\\
'''Batman:''' What?\\
'''GL:''' No, I... what'd I just...?\\
'''WW:''' You were touching my lasso.\\
'''GL:''' So what?\\
'''WW:''' It makes you tell the truth.\\
'''GL:'''[''looking off-panel''] Are you laughing, Batman? At a time like this?
* Pretty much any of ComicBook/GreenArrow's attempts to join the League in issue #8.
* In ''Justice League United'' #5, the team runs into a gathering of bounty hunters as checking a space station out. And ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} is ''giddy'' because she has to punch them.
-->'''Green Arrow:''' Sardath said this space station was a bit rough... be ready for anything. Supergirl, I hear voices through that door, can you see through it with your X-Ray vision?\\
'''Supergirl:''' Oh... This is going to be fun!\\
'''Green Arrow:''' Hmmm... What is it, Supergirl? A few alien thugs?\\
'''Supergirl:''' (smiling) No. Much better than that... Bounty hunters. '''Lots''' of them.\\
'''Animal Man:''' ... Oh Crapballs.

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12th Mar '17 8:22:36 AM SAMAS
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* One storyline begins with Green Lantern and the Flash calling the rest of the League. They report that seven supervillains are attacking the White House! The rest of the League rushes there, expecting a massive VillainTeamUp and find... all the supervillains beating each other up. Turns out all the villains hit upon the same scheme of attacking the White House, all showed up at the same time by sheer chance, and than got into a brawl with one another for "stealing my idea!". Lantern and Flash just needed help getting civilians out of the way.

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* One storyline begins with Green Lantern and the Flash calling the rest of the League. They report that seven supervillains are attacking the White House! The rest of the League rushes there, expecting a massive VillainTeamUp and find... all the supervillains beating each other up. Turns out all the villains hit upon the same scheme of attacking the White House, all showed up at the same time by sheer chance, and than got into a brawl with one another for "stealing my idea!". Lantern and Flash just needed help getting civilians out of the way.way.
* JLA #27: Bruce Wayne is meeting Clark Kent in Tokyo. Clark is with another woman who is introduced as Hino Rei. Bruce immediately recognizes that she's really J'onn, because [[Manga/SailorMoon the name gave it away]].
24th Dec '16 8:31:45 PM ThallianGold
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** The same issue marks the first time Batman in Morrison's tenure that Batman directly addresses rookie Green Lantern Kyle Rayner:
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