History Funny / JunieBJones

* ''The Yucky Blucky Fruitcake'':
** There is something utterly hilarious about an exasperated, clown-hating Junie B. yelling, "Back off, clown!"
** Also, the whole fruitcake situation in general. Junie B.'s mother's and father's reactions once they realize that Junie B. has picked out a fruitcake, and Junie B.'s reaction once she finds out the truth about fruitcakes.
** The beginning of the book:
--->Afternoon kindergarten is better than morning kindergarten. That's because you get to sleep late. And watch cartoons.
--->Only guess what? Today my baby brother named Ollie waked me up very too early. He was screaming for his bottle. But screaming is not polite. And so he needed some discipline, I think.
--->I sat up in my bed. "HEY! SHUT UP YOUR FACE!" I hollered.
--->Mother opened my door speedy quick. Her eyes were angry at me. "Junie B. Jones! What do you think you're doing?" she growled.
--->I hided from her under my sheet. "I think I'm doing discipline," I said kind of quiet.

* Junie B.'s take on role models for girls.
-->"Girls can be anything boys can be. 'Cause I saw that on Sesame Street. And also on Oprah."
** Also counts as a SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
* From ''Junie B. Jones and The Stupid Smelly Bus'', Junie B. shows her [[SarcasmMode trademark compassion]].
-->Just then another mother and a boy came in...The boy was hiding behind his mother and acting very babyish. I can beat that boy up, I think.
** Furthermore, Junie B. refers to him as "the boy I can beat up" for the rest of the book.

* In ''Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren'', Lucille tries flirting with Warren by twirling around in her dress. Later, after Grace and Lucille leave him and Junie B. gets him to cheer up...
--> "I see London, I see France, I see Lucille's underpants!"

--->[[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments I tapped on her."I will hug you," I said. And so then me and her hugged real tight.]]
--->[[MoodWhiplash "I hate your grandboy"]] I said very sweet.

-->"Girls can be anything boys can be.'Cause I saw that on Sesame Street. And also on Oprah."

* In ''Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren'', Lucille tries flirting with Warren by twirling around in her dress. Later, after Grace and Lucille leaves him and Junie B. gets him to cheer up...
--> "I see London, I see France, I see Lucille's underpants!

--> "I see London, I see France, [[PantyShot I see Lucille's underpants!]]

--> "I see London, I see France, I see Lucille's underpants!

-->"Girls can be anything girls can be.'Cause I saw that on Sesame Street.And also on Oprah."

-->Afternoon kindergarten is better than morning kindergarten. That's because you get to sleep late. And watch cartoons.
-->Only guess what? Today my baby brother named Ollie waked me up very too early. He was screaming for his bottle. But screaming is not polite. And so he needed some discipline, I think.
-->I sat up in my bed. "HEY! SHUT UP YOUR FACE!" I hollered.
-->Mother opened my door speedy quick. Her eyes were angry at me. "Junie B. Jones! What do you think you're doing?" she growled.
-->I hided from her under my sheet. "I think I'm doing discipline," I said kind of quiet.
* ''Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying'': Junie B is hiding in the clothes hamper to spy on her grandfather.
-->Then, wowie wow wow!
-->Grandpa Miller took his teeth right out of his entire ''head!''
-->I springed up. "Hey, grandpa, how'd you do that crazy thing?"
-->He screamed and ran out of the room. Grandpa Miller has high blood pressure, I think.
** Junie B. interacting with other kids' parents in ''Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying''
-->"Another grandma came in.
-->And she runned over to that Jim I hate.
-->And she tried to hug him very tight.
-->Only that mean Jim just kept on standing there.
-->And he didn't even hug her back.
-->[[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments I tapped on her."I will hug you"I said. And so then me and her hugged real tight.]]
-->[[MoodWhiplash "I hate your grandboy"]] I said very sweet.

--> "I have to catch a [[ItMakesSenseinContext raccoon]] for Pet Day. Grandma Miller even said I could. And she is the boss of you."

* In ''The Yucky Blucky Fruitcake'', there is something utterly hilarious about an exasperated, clown-hating Junie B. yelling, "Back off, clown!"
** Also, the whole fruitcake situation with ''Yucky Blucky Fruitcake'' in general. Junie B.'s mother's and father's reactions once they realize that Junie B. has picked out a fruitcake, and Junie B.'s reaction once she finds out the truth about fruitcakes.

* Junie B.'s take on role models for girls.
-->"Girls can be anything girls can be.'Cause I saw that on Sesame Street.And also on Oprah."
* Junie B. interacting with other kids' parents in ''Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying''

-->Then Daddy put his head down on the table. And his shoulders went up and down.
-->Mother sucked in her cheeks at him. "Thank you. You're being a ''huge'' help here."

-->[[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming I tapped on her."I will hug you"I said. And so then me and her hugged real tight.]]

** The beginning of ''Junie B. Jones and the Yucky Blucky Fruitcake'':

* Junie B's opinion of "small talk" -- "I sat in a chair next to Mrs. Weller's desk. She asked me lots of questions. First, she asked me how I liked my summer vacation. Then she asked me how I liked first grade. And I how liked Mr. Scary. That is called stall talk, I believe."

* Junie B.'s take on GirlsNeedRoleModels

* Junie B.'s take on [[GirlsNeedRoleModels]]

-->Just then another mother and a boy came in... The boy was hiding behind his mother and acting very babyish. I can beat that boy up, I think.

-->Only today, my baby brother named Ollie waked me up very too early. He was screaming for his bottle. Only screaming is not polite. And so he needed some discipline, I think.
-->I sat up in bed. "Hey," I shouted, "shut up your face!"
-->Mother came running in the room. "Junie B. Jones, what do you think you're doing?" she grouched at me.
-->I peeked out from under the covers. "I think I'm doing discipline," I said kind of soft.

* Also, the whole fruitcake situation with ''Yucky Blucky Fruitcake'' in general. Junie B.'s mother's and father's reactions once they realize that Junie B. has picked out a fruitcake, and Junie B.'s reaction once she finds out the truth about fruitcakes.
* The beginning of ''Junie B. Jones and the Yucky Blucky Fruitcake'':

--> And it is called, ''my Grandma Helen Miller walked right in the front door!

* Junie B.'s definition of lip-reading in ''Essential Survival Guide to School'' -- "I learned to read without moving my lips. This is called lip-reading, I believe."

--> And it is called, ''my Grandma Helen Miller walked tight in the front door!

* The ending to the school's Columbus Day play.

-->''Grandma Miller looked kind of sickish.''

* In ''The Yucky Blucky Fruitcake'', there is something utterly hilarious about an exasperated, clown-hating Junie B. yelling, "Back off, clown!"