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** "[[Film/IngloriousBasterds Nein, nein, nein,]] [[IncrediblyLamePun nein, nein,]] [[{{Mondegreen}} nein, nein!!]]"
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** "[[Film/IngloriousBasterds Nein, nein, nein,]] [[IncrediblyLamePun nein, nein,]] [[{{Mondegreen}} nein, nein, nein!!]]"
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(''cut to a fat Banjo running and picking up coins at a horrendously slow pace'')\\
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(''cut to a fat Banjo and Gruntilda's skull running and picking up coins at a horrendously slow pace'')\\
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* "My favorite publisher: Absolute'''ly''' copied Sierra's logo!
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* "My "Ah, my favorite publisher: Absolute'''ly''' copied Sierra's logo!Copied Creator/{{Sierra}}'s Logo!"
* Followed there-up by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TecBqf6pfc0 his reaction]] to the game's [[SarcasmMode very melodic]] opening music.
* Followed there-up by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TecBqf6pfc0 his reaction]] to the game's [[SarcasmMode very melodic]] opening music.
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* His befuddlement at the game using a real-life song ("Get Free" by The Vines) as the main menu music.
-->'''Jon''': Better cut away from this quick before Viacom comes and slaps me up the butt with a cease-and-desist!
-->'''Jon''': Better cut away from this quick before Viacom comes and slaps me up the butt with a cease-and-desist!
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-->'''Jon''': WAIT, I LIED! I was NOT ready for anything! Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope SO MUCH NOPE. [Accompanied by splatters of that string of "Nopes" that fill the screen]
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-->'''Jon''': WAIT, I LIED! I was NOT- I was NOT ready for anything! Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope SO MUCH NOPE. [Accompanied by splatters of that string of "Nopes" that fill the screen]
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-->'''Cedric'': Graham, watch out! A [[MemeticMutation POI]]sonous snake!
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'''Season 1''' | [[Funny/JonTronSeasonTwo Season 2]] | [[Funny/JonTronSeasonThree Season 3]] | [[Funny/JonTronSeasonFour Season 4]]
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'''Season 1''' | [[Funny/JonTronSeasonTwo Season 2]] | [[Funny/JonTronSeasonThree Season 3]] | [[Funny/JonTronSeasonFour Season 4]]4]] | [[Funny/JonTronSeasonFive Season 5]]
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* "Apparently the developers forgot that if you swim at certain angles [[SpecialEffectsFailure you can give Aquaman a bald spot]]! [[{{Squick}} EEEUHGHGHG]]! Aquaman, King of Atlantis and Conqueror of Rogaine. I QUIT. [[{{Angrish}} GHHHHUGH]]!"
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* "Apparently the developers forgot that if you swim at certain angles [[SpecialEffectsFailure you can give Aquaman the poor fucker [Aquaman] a bald spot]]! [[{{Squick}} EEEUHGHGHG]]! Aquaman, King of Atlantis and Conqueror of Rogaine. I QUIT. [[{{Angrish}} GHHHHUGH]]!"
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* Jon about the animations you get when you die.
--> '''Jon:''' Here's a lollipop after your doctor's visit. Duh, you may have herpes, but it's... tastes like... cinnamon...
--> '''Jon:''' Here's a lollipop after your doctor's visit. Duh, you may have herpes, but it's... tastes like... cinnamon...
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* Jon as he describes the games creator, Don Bluth.
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* Jon as he describes the games game's creator, Don Bluth.
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* * Jon asks for a high-five. [[spoiler: Jacques slaps Jon with a mouse-cursor hand... somehow.]]
--> '''Jon:''' ...well, if you say it like that, I mean I guess that's how it's gonna be.
--> '''Jon:''' ...well, if you say it like that, I mean I guess that's how it's gonna be.
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--> '''Jon:''' Issa Space Ace! Iss for the ''SUPER'' NINTENDO. I - ''[drops the game on the floor]'' - ahhh!
* "It's Ace, our titular hero, Kimberly, the stereotypical damsel in distress, and Borf, the blue dude...he’s fuckin' blue, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext here's a list of tax receipts]]."
* "It's Ace, our titular hero, Kimberly, the stereotypical damsel in distress, and Borf, the blue dude...he’s fuckin' blue, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext here's a list of tax receipts]]."
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--> '''Jon:''' Issa Space Ace! Iss for the ''SUPER'' NINTENDO. I Thank y - ''[drops the game on the floor]'' - ahhh!
* "It's Ace, our titular hero, Kimberly, the stereotypical damsel in distress, and Borf, the blue dude... he’s fuckin' blue, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext here's a list of tax receipts]]."
* "It's Ace, our titular hero, Kimberly, the stereotypical damsel in distress, and Borf, the blue dude... he’s fuckin' blue, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext here's a list of tax receipts]]."
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* '''"HMM HMM?"'''
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* '''"HMM HMM?"'''
'''"Hmm hmm?!"'''
** "Hmm hmm. (''exasperated gasp'') '''''HMMHMM?!'''''"HMM?!?'''''"
** "Hmm hmm. (''exasperated gasp'') '''''HMM
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-->'''Jon''': No, I- what kind of death sound is this? I-I can’t even get over it! I think this is the absolute fastest a game has left me speechless. [[{{Angrish}} Literally, with the motherfuckin']] ''[[{{Angrish}} humming]]'' [[{{Angrish}} and the...]] ''bring on the Mariachi band!'' [Music/FleshgodApocalypse - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPsBevd6V5w Embodied Deception]] plays while the background is set on fire] *angrily* That's not Mariachi!
* Space Maze [[VisualPun (Pictures of corn in space appear as a laugh track plays)]]
* Space Maze [[VisualPun (Pictures of corn in space appear as a laugh track plays)]]
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-->'''Jon''': No, I- what I--! What kind of death sound is this? I-I can’t even get over it! I think this is the absolute fastest a game has left me speechless. [[{{Angrish}} Literally, with the motherfuckin']] ''[[{{Angrish}} humming]]'' [[{{Angrish}} and the...]] ''bring on the Mariachi band!'' [Music/FleshgodApocalypse - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPsBevd6V5w Embodied Deception]] plays while the background is set on fire] *angrily* '''(angrily):''' That's not Mariachi!
*Space Maze "Space Maze! Eh, duh, ''Space Maze.''" [[VisualPun (Pictures of corn in space appear as a laugh track plays)]]plays.)]]
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-->''[=[=][[spoiler:Jacques [[UnexplainedRecovery just comes back]]]], accompanied by a powerup SFX from SuperMarioBros]''
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-->''[=[=][[spoiler:Jacques [[UnexplainedRecovery just comes back]]]], accompanied by a powerup SFX from SuperMarioBros]''Franchise/SuperMarioBros]''
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* In his ''VideoGame/SonicR'' review, Jon demonstrated how [[SoundtrackDissonance goofy the soundtrack was]] by playing the cheerfully upbeat "Can You Feel The Sunshine?" over a scene in VideoGame/GodOfWar where somebody gets eaten by a Hydra.
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* In his ''VideoGame/SonicR'' review, Jon demonstrated how [[SoundtrackDissonance goofy the soundtrack was]] by playing the cheerfully upbeat "Can You Feel The Sunshine?" over a scene in VideoGame/GodOfWar ''VideoGame/GodOfWarI'' where somebody gets eaten by a Hydra.
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** It's even funnier when it turns out that ''this is the part of the game that he enjoys the most'', in spite of the InternetBackdraft against the mini-game.
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** It's even funnier when it turns out that ''this is the part of the game that he enjoys the most'', in spite of the InternetBackdraft backlash against the mini-game.
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* Jon doesn't take the Lord of Games [[TakeThat firing shots at]] ''Banjo-Kazooie'' very lightly.
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* Jon doesn't take the Lord of Games [[TakeThat [[SelfDeprecation firing shots at]] ''Banjo-Kazooie'' very lightly.
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-->'''Jon''': Yeah, we should sue. [[note]]But they never dooooooooo.[[/note]]
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-->'''Jon''': Yeah, we should sue. [[note]]But they [[note]]They never dooooooooo.do.[[/note]]
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-->'''Narrator''': Once upon a time, there was a land that had no heroes. Crime ran amok, people, they were stuck in dead-end jobs, sometimes in dirt, gravel or molasses. And then, there was light, from the hilltops, a shadowy figure emerged. He was light, but also shadow. [[SuperPowerLottery He also had super strength, was made of metal, and had the properties of water.]] Yeah, that's him right there. It was [=JonTron=] Man and his trusty falcon, Greased Lightning. [[note]][[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, that is really their names.]][[/note]] Together, they had really good hair. ''(makes sound effects as they fight villains)'' And then they made a billion dollars.
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-->'''Narrator''': Once upon a time, there was a land that had no heroes. Crime ran amok, people, they were stuck in dead-end jobs, sometimes in dirt, gravel or molasses.gravel, molasses. Et cetera. And then, there was light, from the hilltops, a shadowy figure emerged. He was light, but also shadow. [[SuperPowerLottery He also had super strength, was made of metal, and had the properties of water.]] Yeah, that's him right there.They also had great hair. It was [=JonTron=] Man and his trusty falcon, Greased Lightning. [[note]][[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, that is really their names.]][[/note]] Together, they had really good hair. ''(makes sound effects as they fight villains)'' And then they made a billion dollars.
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-->'''Jon''': Yeah, we should sue. [[note]]They never do.[[/note]]
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-->'''Jon''': Yeah, we should sue. [[note]]They [[note]]But they never do.dooooooooo.[[/note]]
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** Also, the whole cause for the meltdown? [[spoiler: He saw a thug beating up an old lady by clonking her over the head, over and over again.]]
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* Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, but the [[ItMakesSenseInContext following line of his]] [[Film/TheLostWorldJurassicPark "The Lost World" review]] (a ''Christmas'' review, mind you):
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* Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, but the [[ItMakesSenseInContext following line of his]] [[Film/TheLostWorldJurassicPark "The Lost World" review]] (a ''Christmas'' review, mind you):
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-->'''Jontron''': Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. ''([[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} breathes atomic fire]] as he screams)''
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-->'''Narrator''': Once upon a time, there was a land that had no heroes. Crime ran amok, people, they were stuck in dead-end jobs, sometimes in dirt, gravel or molasses. And then, there was light, from the hilltops, a shadowy figure emerged. He was light, but also shadow. [[SuperPowerLottery He also had super strength, was made of metal, and had the properties of water.]] Yeah, that's him right there. It was JonTron [=JonTron=] Man and his trusty falcon, Greased Lightning. [[note]][[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, that is really their names.]][[/note]] Together, they had really good hair. ''(makes sound effects as they fight villains)'' And then they made a billion dollars.
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-->'''Jon''': Fool me once -- I'm mad. Fool me twice -- How could you? Fool me three times -- You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, ''[pompous {{Jerkass}} voice]'' "This suit is a -- officially- - it's a Giorgio Armani. Actually, m'dad knows him!" ''[normal voice]'' '''FUCK YOU!''' ''[spontaneously bursts into song and gains the mannerisms of a SassyBlackWoman]'' ♪ '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!]]''''' ♪ ''[[[{{Corpsing}} cracks a small grin]]]'' [[note]]Years later, Jon doesn't even recall if he scripted that line or not. It was in between. He scripted it, never to break out into song like he did, using this as a reference to how a lot of the fan favorite [=JonTron=] lines are improvised.[[/note]]
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-->'''Jon''': Fool me once -- I'm mad. Fool me twice -- How could you? Fool me three times -- You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to into the bar and he's like, ''[pompous {{Jerkass}} voice]'' "This suit is a -- officially- - officially -- it's a Giorgio Armani. Actually, m'dad knows him!" ''[normal voice]'' '''FUCK YOU!''' ''[spontaneously bursts into song and gains the mannerisms of a SassyBlackWoman]'' ♪ '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!]]''''' ♪ ''[[[{{Corpsing}} cracks a small grin]]]'' [[note]]Years later, Jon doesn't even recall if he scripted that line or not. It was in between. He scripted it, never to break out into song like he did, using this as a reference to how a lot of the fan favorite [=JonTron=] lines are improvised.[[/note]]
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* [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I GIVE UP THAT'S IT]]
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* [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere '''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I GIVE UP THAT'S IT]]IT]]'''
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* [[AC: [[GraveHumor But I Didn't Die Though It Was A Joke]]]]
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* [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I GIVE UP THAT'S IT]]
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* The comic in the opening is SoBadItsGood. Jon and Jacques don't think so.
-->'''Narrator''': Once upon a time, there was a land that had no heroes. Crime ran amok, people, they were stuck in dead-end jobs, sometimes in dirt, gravel or molasses. And then, there was light, from the hilltops, a shadowy figure emerged. He was light, but also shadow. [[SuperPowerLottery He also had super strength, was made of metal, and had the properties of water.]] Yeah, that's him right there. It was JonTron Man and his trusty falcon, Greased Lightning. [[note]][[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, that is really their names.]][[/note]] Together, they had really good hair. ''(makes sound effects as they fight villains)'' And then they made a billion dollars.
-->'''Jon''': ''(closes book)'' Well, that was a load of shit. I think they used our likenesses. ''(to Jacques)'' Should we sue?
-->'''Jacques''': Out the butt.
-->'''Jon''': Yeah, we should sue. [[note]]They never do.[[/note]]
-->'''Narrator''': Once upon a time, there was a land that had no heroes. Crime ran amok, people, they were stuck in dead-end jobs, sometimes in dirt, gravel or molasses. And then, there was light, from the hilltops, a shadowy figure emerged. He was light, but also shadow. [[SuperPowerLottery He also had super strength, was made of metal, and had the properties of water.]] Yeah, that's him right there. It was JonTron Man and his trusty falcon, Greased Lightning. [[note]][[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, that is really their names.]][[/note]] Together, they had really good hair. ''(makes sound effects as they fight villains)'' And then they made a billion dollars.
-->'''Jon''': ''(closes book)'' Well, that was a load of shit. I think they used our likenesses. ''(to Jacques)'' Should we sue?
-->'''Jacques''': Out the butt.
-->'''Jon''': Yeah, we should sue. [[note]]They never do.[[/note]]
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* Jon holds up the game's case, which is clearly FFX's case with a JPG over it. And then Jon throws the "game disc" into his "[=PS3=]". Not only is it even more obviously fake, but it's a disc for the 360 version.
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--> '''Jon:''' [throws cartridge at NES] Uh, I don't think [[SmashCut we're-]]
* Jon's priceless reaction to finding his popularity increased after killing a random policeman. By basically saying an "Okay..." in disbelief... while inserting a mugshot of a very derpy donkey. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drMWcYQ3iAo Just see for yourself.]]
* Jon's priceless reaction to finding his popularity increased after killing a random policeman. By basically saying an "Okay..." in disbelief... while inserting a mugshot of a very derpy donkey. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drMWcYQ3iAo Just see for yourself.]]
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--> '''Jon:''' [throws cartridge at NES] Uh, I don't think [[SmashCut we're-]]
we're...]]
* Jon's priceless reaction to finding his popularity increased after killing arandom criminal he thought was a policeman. By basically saying an "Okay..." in disbelief... while inserting a mugshot of a very derpy donkey. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drMWcYQ3iAo Just see for yourself.]]
* Jon's priceless reaction to finding his popularity increased after killing a
--> '''Jon:''' I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT! ''(throws cartridge)''
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* "Nightshade likes it to be night. In the shade. Doesn't wanna acknowledge curtains-''[[LeftItIn uh fuck cut that, just cut that whole...]]''"
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* [Trying to pick up a crowbar] "A don't do it, and B don't do it, so what do it? [[UsefulNotes/{{NintendoEntertainmentSystem}} This controller]] only got 2-it...dem buttons..." [Caption to sped-up VideoGame/SuperMario3DLand music: [[DontExplainTheJoke THATWASAJOKETHX4COMING]]]
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* [Trying to pick up a crowbar] "A don't do it, and B don't do it, so what do it? [[UsefulNotes/{{NintendoEntertainmentSystem}} This controller]] only got 2-it... dem buttons..." *{{Beat}}* [Caption to sped-up VideoGame/SuperMario3DLand music: [[DontExplainTheJoke THATWASAJOKETHX4COMING]]]
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* His inability to pronounce Sutekh's name, so he called him "HUEGH" or "HEUGH". The "HEUGH" or, the second time he did it does it, "KREGH". That second time seems to also gain a little bit memetic status due to how hilarious he delivered it:
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-->'''Jon''' (raising and shaking one hand): DAMN YOU, '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JThq26BZDxU HUEGH]]'''!
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-->'''Jon''' (raising and shaking one hand): DAMN YOU, '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JThq26BZDxU HUEGH]]'''!KREGH]]'''!
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* '''''SHIET.'''''"How am I supposed to do ''that?!?'' HOW-MA-S'POSED TO ''DO'' THAT?!!"
* '''''SHIET'''''
* '''''SHIET'''''
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* His [[{{Angrish}} reaction]] to the Bafomdad from the ''Starfox Adventures'' game. Just [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al6t1Q0Jd6Q watch.]]
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* His [[{{Angrish}} [[RantInducingSlight reaction]] to the Bafomdad from the ''Starfox Adventures'' game. Just [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al6t1Q0Jd6Q watch.]]
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-->'''Jon''': He's got the eyes of Muhammad Ali... and the butt of Bea Arthur.
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-->'''Jon''': He's got the eyes of Muhammad Ali... and UsefulNotes/{{Muhammad Ali}}. And the butt of Bea Arthur.Creator/{{Bea Arthur}}.
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* "That there is a Wilford Brimley impression. My pancreas doesn't work." [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgP5nfdPV6c (ORIGINAL JOKE)]]
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* "That there is a Wilford Brimley impression. My pancreas doesn't work." Cue a screen of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgP5nfdPV6c (ORIGINAL JOKE)]]JOKE)]] set to "Through the Fire and Flames" by Music/DragonForce, ending with an explosion.
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--> '''Jon:''' ''Oh, no...'' ''I really bit the '''''[[SuddenlyShouting BIG ONE AGAIN]]!'''''
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--> '''Jon:''' ''Oh, no...'' ''I really bit the the'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting BIG ONE AGAIN]]!'''''