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* When Booster hits the ground below after a hit from Myron, a group of kids watching the parade decide to gang up on him and beat him up, as Myron was right -- ''nobody likes Booster''.
-->'''Kid 1:''' You stink!\\
'''Kid 2:''' Fag!\\
'''Kid 3:''' I hate you on the show!\\
'''Booster:''' ''(trying to fend of the group of kids dog piling him)'' Hey! You kids! Get off your paws off me!
-->'''Kid 1:''' You stink!\\
'''Kid 2:''' Fag!\\
'''Kid 3:''' I hate you on the show!\\
'''Booster:''' ''(trying to fend of the group of kids dog piling him)'' Hey! You kids! Get off your paws off me!
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**Howard's face during the entire daydream is comedy gold, as his eyes morph into massive saucers at the sight of his son in Myron's place.
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* Myron remarking to Booster that "[[TakeThatScrappy Nobody like you, Booster!]]" before hitting him.
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* Myron remarking to Booster that "[[TakeThatScrappy Nobody like likes you, Booster!]]" before hitting him.
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''[Ted is shocked]''\\
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''[Ted is shocked]''\\disappointed]''\\
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'''Howard:''' Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY cookies?!\\
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'''Howard:''' Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY ''MY'' cookies?!\\
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'''Howard:''' POOT DAT COOKIE DAUN! ''NAO!''
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'''Howard:''' POOT DAT '''PUT THAT COOKIE DAUN! ''NAO!''DOWN! ''NOW!!!'''''"
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* TheStinger ending:
--> '''Liz''': I've been thinking. Everything you went through today shows how much you love Jamie. And if you're willing to go through all of that just for a present... that makes me wonder...\\
'''Howard''': What?\\
'''Liz''': ''(smiling widely)'' What did you get ''me''?\\
''(camera zooms in on Howard's OhCrap face, complete with same dramatic {{Sting}} from the beginning of the film)''
--> '''Liz''': I've been thinking. Everything you went through today shows how much you love Jamie. And if you're willing to go through all of that just for a present... that makes me wonder...\\
'''Howard''': What?\\
'''Liz''': ''(smiling widely)'' What did you get ''me''?\\
''(camera zooms in on Howard's OhCrap face, complete with same dramatic {{Sting}} from the beginning of the film)''
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--> '''Howard''': ''(giving a "you've gotta be kidding" look)'' A. B. C.\\
'''Cop''': Backwards.\\
''(Howard looks thrown for a loop)''
* Howard tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]] and resumes reading a comic book. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that is altogether different from Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
'''Cop''': Backwards.\\
''(Howard looks thrown for a loop)''
* Howard tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]] and resumes reading a comic book. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that is altogether different from Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
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* Howard tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he jovially asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]] and resumes reading a comic book. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in [[VocalDissonance a high-pitched voice that is altogether different
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** He makes the look again after Liz remarks the toy will probably be sold out.
** He does it yet again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
** He does it yet again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
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** He makes the OhCrap look again after Liz remarks the toy will probably be sold out.
** He does it yet again[[spoiler:in in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
present.
** He does it yet again
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--> '''Myron''': I'm late because it's the busiest time of the year for me. Christmas letters people send to folks they don't even talk to but once a year! And relatives sending gifts they'll send back anyway. How many toiletry kits does a man need? Then what? Stupid letters from kids to Santa! "Dear Santa, can you send me a bike and a Slinky?" No! Your father's laid off! As if I didn't have enough pressure in my life, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy, some fruity robot named "Turtle Man."\\
'''Howard''': [=TurboMan=]. My son wants one too.\\
'''Myron''': You know it's all a ploy, don't ya?\\
'''Howard''': Huh?\\
'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology for a semester, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then when you get the toy and it breaks and you can't fix it because it's pieces of little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''[grabs a random woman]'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''[Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests]'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
* When the store employee opening the doors to the store only to be trampled by the crowds of parents anxious to buy the Turbo Man doll, complete with a shoe-print implanted on his face.
--> '''Store Clerk''': Whoa! (gets trampled by the crowds)
* When Howard asks a toy store employee if they have any more [=TurboMan=] action figures, the employee dissolves into laughter, then repeats Howard's question to a co-worker, who bursts into hysterical laughter, much to Howard's annoyance. Everyone else in the store then starts laughing at Howard and Myron, with the two employees mockingly remarking on the men's lack of foresight.
'''Howard''': [=TurboMan=]. My son wants one too.\\
'''Myron''': You know it's all a ploy, don't ya?\\
'''Howard''': Huh?\\
'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology for a semester, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then when you get the toy and it breaks and you can't fix it because it's pieces of little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''[grabs a random woman]'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''[Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests]'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
* When the store employee opening the doors to the store only to be trampled by the crowds of parents anxious to buy the Turbo Man doll, complete with a shoe-print implanted on his face.
--> '''Store Clerk''': Whoa! (gets trampled by the crowds)
* When Howard asks a toy store employee if they have any more [=TurboMan=] action figures, the employee dissolves into laughter, then repeats Howard's question to a co-worker, who bursts into hysterical laughter, much to Howard's annoyance. Everyone else in the store then starts laughing at Howard and Myron, with the two employees mockingly remarking on the men's lack of foresight.
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*
* When Howard asks a toy store employee if they have any more [=TurboMan=] action figures, the employee dissolves into laughter, then repeats Howard's question to a co-worker, who bursts into hysterical laughter, much to Howard's annoyance. Everyone else in the store then starts laughing at Howard and Myron, with the two employees mockingly remarking on the men's lack of foresight. Myron even yells "Shut up!" in response.
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--->'''Howard''': [[TranquilFury Where's your Christmas spirit?]]\\
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'''Howard''': ''[smiles]'' That's better. ''[lets them go]''
* After Myron shoves him out of the way in pursuit of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("[[ThisMeansWar This is war!]]") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him, and delivers this gem:
-->'''Howard''': ''[with mock sympathy]'' Aw, poor baby! Heh! ''[heads off]''
* After Myron shoves him out of the way in pursuit of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("[[ThisMeansWar This is war!]]") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him, and delivers this gem:
-->'''Howard''': ''[with mock sympathy]'' Aw, poor baby! Heh! ''[heads off]''
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* After Myron shoves him out of the way in pursuit of a customer who has the last
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-->'''Ted''': "Merry Christmas. Langston residence!"\\
'''Howard''': "Hi, I--Ted?"\\
'''Ted''': "Howard! Hey, buddy. How's it going out there? Everything OK?"\\
'''Howard''': "Yeah, fine. Uh, I need to speak to Liz. Could you get..."\\
'''Ted''': "Mmm. Ohhh. Howard, excuse me. But your wife's cookies are out of this world."\\
'''Howard''': "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY cookies?!"\\
'''Ted''': "I'm just helping Liz out a little in the kitchen. She's baking up a storm here."\\
'''Howard''': "Ted, I need to speak to my wife. So could you get her on the phone, please?"\\
'''Ted''': "I think she's in the shower, Howard, want me to go check?"\\
'''Howard''': ''"[[BigNO NO!]]"''\\
''(Ted is shocked)''\\
'''Howard''': "I mean, no. It's fine. On your way '''out''', just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry."\\
'''Ted''': "Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--''(eats cookies)'' Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."\\
'''Howard''': "POOT DAT COOKIE DAUN! ''NAO!''"
* Even funnier is the remix featuring that line that can be found on Website/YouTube.
'''Howard''': "Hi, I--Ted?"\\
'''Ted''': "Howard! Hey, buddy. How's it going out there? Everything OK?"\\
'''Howard''': "Yeah, fine. Uh, I need to speak to Liz. Could you get..."\\
'''Ted''': "Mmm. Ohhh. Howard, excuse me. But your wife's cookies are out of this world."\\
'''Howard''': "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY cookies?!"\\
'''Ted''': "I'm just helping Liz out a little in the kitchen. She's baking up a storm here."\\
'''Howard''': "Ted, I need to speak to my wife. So could you get her on the phone, please?"\\
'''Ted''': "I think she's in the shower, Howard, want me to go check?"\\
'''Howard''': ''"[[BigNO NO!]]"''\\
''(Ted is shocked)''\\
'''Howard''': "I mean, no. It's fine. On your way '''out''', just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry."\\
'''Ted''': "Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--''(eats cookies)'' Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."\\
'''Howard''': "POOT DAT COOKIE DAUN! ''NAO!''"
* Even funnier is the remix featuring that line that can be found on Website/YouTube.
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'''Howard''': "Hi, I--Ted?"\\
'''Ted''': "Howard!
'''Howard:''' Hi, I-- Ted?\\
'''Ted:''' Howard! Hey,
'''Howard''': "Yeah,
'''Howard:''' Yeah, fine. Uh, I need to speak to Liz. Could you get...
'''Ted''': "Mmm.
'''Ted:''' Mmm. Ohhh. Howard, excuse me. But your wife's cookies are out of this world.
'''Howard''': "Wha--
'''Howard:''' Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY
'''Ted''': "I'm
'''Ted:''' I'm just helping Liz out a little in the kitchen. She's baking up a storm here.
'''Howard''': "Ted,
'''Howard:''' Ted, I need to speak to my wife. So could you get her on the phone,
'''Ted''': "I
'''Ted:''' I think she's in the shower,
'''Howard''': ''"[[BigNO NO!]]"''\\
''(Ted
'''Howard:''' ''[[BigNO NO!]]''\\
''[Ted is
'''Howard''': "I
'''Howard:''' ''[calmer]'' I mean, no. It's fine. On your way '''out''', just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry.
'''Ted''': "Oh,
'''Ted:''' Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here
'''Howard''': "POOT
'''Howard:''' POOT DAT COOKIE DAUN!
*
** Even funnier is the remix featuring
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* The password for the black market Santa factory: [[spoiler:"Jingle bells, ComicBook/{{Batman}} smells."]]
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-->'''Mall Santa''': Five hundred.\\
'''Howard''': Dollars?\\
'''Mall Santa''': No, Hershey's kisses. Yes, dollars!
* During the warehouse riot, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWyeugspkUA&t=0m42s one Santa]] approaches wielding [[FightingWithChucks nunchakus]] and making all sorts of "Hwaaa" noises as he shows off his moves. After a few seconds of this, an annoyed Howard says "Shut up!" and smacks him in the face with a giant candy cane.
'''Howard''': Dollars?\\
'''Mall Santa''': No, Hershey's kisses. Yes, dollars!
* During the warehouse riot, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWyeugspkUA&t=0m42s one Santa]] approaches wielding [[FightingWithChucks nunchakus]] and making all sorts of "Hwaaa" noises as he shows off his moves. After a few seconds of this, an annoyed Howard says "Shut up!" and smacks him in the face with a giant candy cane.
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-->'''Mall Santa''': Santa:''' Five hundred.\\
'''Howard''': '''Howard:''' Dollars?\\
'''MallSanta''': Santa:''' [[BaitAndSwitchComment No, Hershey's kisses. Yes, dollars!
dollars!]]
* During the warehouseriot, fight, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWyeugspkUA&t=0m42s one Santa]] approaches wielding [[FightingWithChucks nunchakus]] and making all sorts of "Hwaaa" noises as he shows off his moves. After a few seconds of this, an annoyed Howard says "Shut up!" and smacks him in the face with a giant candy cane.
'''Mall
* During the warehouse
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-->'''Howard''': You guys come BARGING in here like a bunch of terrorists at a tea party! Get your acts together! And go arrest someone!
* Howard's daydream of Jamie being a loser like Myron, complete with postal get-up.
--> '''Jamie''': Here's to you, Dad. ''[drinks from a flask, and grimaces]'' Ugh.
* Howard's daydream of Jamie being a loser like Myron, complete with postal get-up.
--> '''Jamie''': Here's to you, Dad. ''[drinks from a flask, and grimaces]'' Ugh.
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* Howard's
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* How quickly Howard goes from giddy triumph to horrified shock when Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb.
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-->'''Myron''': ''[after the explosion]'' [[AccidentalTruth That was really a bomb]]? This is a ''sick'' world we live in! Sick people!
* When Howard hits rock bottom, the angry reindeer makes his return. Howard is not pleased.
-->'''Howard''': [[PreMortemOneLiner You picked the wrong day.]] ''[punches the reindeer]''
** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells him "[[BondOneLiner You started it.]]"
* An impressive moment of BlackComedy when Howard briefly overhears what happened to the parade performer who was ''supposed'' to play Turbo-man, but, well...
-->'''Guy''': Let me just take a moment and speak for everyone when I thank you for filling in for Pete. It was a total freak accident what happened at rehearsal. We got the kinks worked out of it. The doctor said Pete showed brain activity this morning. That's a really good sign!
* When Howard hits rock bottom, the angry reindeer makes his return. Howard is not pleased.
-->'''Howard''': [[PreMortemOneLiner You picked the wrong day.]] ''[punches the reindeer]''
** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells him "[[BondOneLiner You started it.]]"
* An impressive moment of BlackComedy when Howard briefly overhears what happened to the parade performer who was ''supposed'' to play Turbo-man, but, well...
-->'''Guy''': Let me just take a moment and speak for everyone when I thank you for filling in for Pete. It was a total freak accident what happened at rehearsal. We got the kinks worked out of it. The doctor said Pete showed brain activity this morning. That's a really good sign!
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*
* Howard desperately trying to put out the fire he inadvertently causes inside Ted's house, culminating with him kicking something out of the window that lands in front of a bunch of carolers.
* Howard getting caught by Liz and Ted.
-->'''Liz:''' Howard?!
-->'''Howard:''' ''[awkwardly]'' Hi...
-->''[Liz scowls at him and heads for Ted's house]''
-->'''Howard:''' Uh-oh...
** Then he sees the fire starting up again.
* After Howard hits rock bottom, the angry reindeer makes his return. Howard is not pleased.
** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells him "[[BondOneLiner You started
* An impressive moment of BlackComedy when Howard briefly overhears what happened to the parade performer who was ''supposed'' to play
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-->'''Howard''': I know you. You're Booster!\\
'''Guy''': Yeah, and who the hell do you think you are, Mary Poppins?!
* Jamie executing a GroinAttack on Myron.
'''Guy''': Yeah, and who the hell do you think you are, Mary Poppins?!
* Jamie executing a GroinAttack on Myron.
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* Myron remarking to Booster that "[[TakeThatScrappy Nobody like you, Booster!]]" before hitting him.
* Jamie executing a GroinAttack on
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* Ted (who had been hit with a canister of eggnog by Liz a few scene earlier) finds his son Johnny after the climax, and Johnny announces that Howard is Turbo Man.
--> '''Ted''': Let's get outta here!!\\
'''Johnny''': Dad, you smell like barf!
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--> '''Ted''':
-->'''Ted:''' ''[[[OhCrap eyes wide at Howard]]]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Let's get outta
'''Johnny''':
'''Johnny:''' Dad, you smell like barf!
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* When Howard is pulled over for driving on the shoulder, he has to do the walk test to prove he's sober. Then the cop orders him to recite the alphabet.
--> '''Howard''': ''(giving a "you've gotta be kidding" look)'' A. B. C.\\
'''Cop''': Backwards.\\
''(Howard looks thrown for a loop)''
--> '''Howard''': ''(giving a "you've gotta be kidding" look)'' A. B. C.\\
'''Cop''': Backwards.\\
''(Howard looks thrown for a loop)''
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--->'''Howard''': [[TranquilFury Where's your Christmas spirit?]]
--->''[The store employees smile apologetically]''
--->'''Howard''': ''[smiles]'' That's better. ''[lets them go]''
--->''[The store employees smile apologetically]''
--->'''Howard''': ''[smiles]'' That's better. ''[lets them go]''
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--->'''Howard''': [[TranquilFury Where's your Christmas spirit?]]
--->''[Thespirit?]]\\
''[The store employees smileapologetically]''
--->'''Howard''':apologetically]''\\
'''Howard''': ''[smiles]'' That's better. ''[lets them go]''
--->''[The
''[The store employees smile
--->'''Howard''':
'''Howard''': ''[smiles]'' That's better. ''[lets them go]''
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-->'''Ted''': "Merry Christmas. Langston residence!"
-->'''Howard''': "Hi, I--Ted?"
-->'''Ted''': "Howard! Hey, buddy. How's it going out there? Everything OK?"
-->'''Howard''': "Yeah, fine. Uh, I need to speak to Liz. Could you get..."
-->'''Ted''': "Mmm. Ohhh. Howard, excuse me. But your wife's cookies are out of this world."
-->'''Howard''': "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY cookies?!"
-->'''Ted''': "I'm just helping Liz out a little in the kitchen. She's baking up a storm here."
-->'''Howard''': "Ted, I need to speak to my wife. So could you get her on the phone, please?"
-->'''Ted''': "I think she's in the shower, Howard, want me to go check?"
-->'''Howard''': ''"[[BigNO NO!]]"''
-->''(Ted is shocked)''
-->'''Howard''': "I mean, no. It's fine. On your way '''out''', just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry."
-->'''Ted''': "Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--''(eats cookies)'' Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."
-->'''Howard''': "POOT DAT COOKIE DAUN! ''NAO!''"
-->'''Howard''': "Hi, I--Ted?"
-->'''Ted''': "Howard! Hey, buddy. How's it going out there? Everything OK?"
-->'''Howard''': "Yeah, fine. Uh, I need to speak to Liz. Could you get..."
-->'''Ted''': "Mmm. Ohhh. Howard, excuse me. But your wife's cookies are out of this world."
-->'''Howard''': "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY cookies?!"
-->'''Ted''': "I'm just helping Liz out a little in the kitchen. She's baking up a storm here."
-->'''Howard''': "Ted, I need to speak to my wife. So could you get her on the phone, please?"
-->'''Ted''': "I think she's in the shower, Howard, want me to go check?"
-->'''Howard''': ''"[[BigNO NO!]]"''
-->''(Ted is shocked)''
-->'''Howard''': "I mean, no. It's fine. On your way '''out''', just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry."
-->'''Ted''': "Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--''(eats cookies)'' Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."
-->'''Howard''': "POOT DAT COOKIE DAUN! ''NAO!''"
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-->'''Ted''': "Merry Christmas. Langston residence!"
-->'''Howard''':residence!"\\
'''Howard''': "Hi,I--Ted?"
-->'''Ted''':I--Ted?"\\
'''Ted''': "Howard! Hey, buddy. How's it going out there? EverythingOK?"
-->'''Howard''':OK?"\\
'''Howard''': "Yeah, fine. Uh, I need to speak to Liz. Could you get..."
-->'''Ted''':"\\
'''Ted''': "Mmm. Ohhh. Howard, excuse me. But your wife's cookies are out of this world."
-->'''Howard''':"\\
'''Howard''': "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MYcookies?!"
-->'''Ted''':cookies?!"\\
'''Ted''': "I'm just helping Liz out a little in the kitchen. She's baking up a storm here."
-->'''Howard''':"\\
'''Howard''': "Ted, I need to speak to my wife. So could you get her on the phone,please?"
-->'''Ted''':please?"\\
'''Ted''': "I think she's in the shower, Howard, want me to gocheck?"
-->'''Howard''':check?"\\
'''Howard''': ''"[[BigNONO!]]"''
-->''(TedNO!]]"''\\
''(Ted isshocked)''
-->'''Howard''':shocked)''\\
'''Howard''': "I mean, no. It's fine. On your way '''out''', just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry."
-->'''Ted''':"\\
'''Ted''': "Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--''(eats cookies)'' Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."
-->'''Howard''':"\\
'''Howard''': "POOT DAT COOKIE DAUN! ''NAO!''"
-->'''Howard''':
'''Howard''': "Hi,
-->'''Ted''':
'''Ted''': "Howard! Hey, buddy. How's it going out there? Everything
-->'''Howard''':
'''Howard''': "Yeah, fine. Uh, I need to speak to Liz. Could you get...
-->'''Ted''':
'''Ted''': "Mmm. Ohhh. Howard, excuse me. But your wife's cookies are out of this world.
-->'''Howard''':
'''Howard''': "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY
-->'''Ted''':
'''Ted''': "I'm just helping Liz out a little in the kitchen. She's baking up a storm here.
-->'''Howard''':
'''Howard''': "Ted, I need to speak to my wife. So could you get her on the phone,
-->'''Ted''':
'''Ted''': "I think she's in the shower, Howard, want me to go
-->'''Howard''':
'''Howard''': ''"[[BigNO
-->''(Ted
''(Ted is
-->'''Howard''':
'''Howard''': "I mean, no. It's fine. On your way '''out''', just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry.
-->'''Ted''':
'''Ted''': "Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--''(eats cookies)'' Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz.
-->'''Howard''':
'''Howard''': "POOT DAT COOKIE DAUN! ''NAO!''"
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-->'''Mall Santa''': Five hundred.
-->'''Howard''': Dollars?
-->'''Mall Santa''': No, Hershey's kisses. Yes, dollars!
-->'''Howard''': Dollars?
-->'''Mall Santa''': No, Hershey's kisses. Yes, dollars!
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-->'''Mall Santa''': Five hundred.
-->'''Howard''': Dollars?
-->'''Mallhundred.\\
'''Howard''': Dollars?\\
'''Mall Santa''': No, Hershey's kisses. Yes, dollars!
-->'''Howard''': Dollars?
-->'''Mall
'''Howard''': Dollars?\\
'''Mall Santa''': No, Hershey's kisses. Yes, dollars!
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-->'''Howard''': "I mean, no. It's fine. On your way out, just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry."
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-->'''Howard''': "I mean, no. It's fine. On your way out, '''out''', just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry."
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** And after that: "HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET HIM!!!"
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** And after that: "HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET HIM!!!"TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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->''(Ted is shocked)''
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-->'''Howard''': '''''"[[BigNO NO!]]"'''''
-->''(Ted is shocked)''
-->''(Ted is shocked)''
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-->'''Howard''': '''''"[[BigNO NO!]]"'''''
-->''(Ted''"[[BigNO NO!]]"''
->''(Ted is shocked)''
-->''(Ted
->''(Ted is shocked)''
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-->'''Ted''': "Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."
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-->'''Ted''': "Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--Mmm.and--''(eats cookies)'' Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."
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-->'''Howard''': "NO!"
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-->'''Howard''': "NO!"'''''"[[BigNO NO!]]"'''''
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-->'''Howard''': "I mean, no. It's fine. On your way out, just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry.
-->'''Ted''': Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."
-->'''Ted''': Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."
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-->'''Howard''': "I mean, no. It's fine. On your way out, just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry.
worry."
-->'''Ted''':Oh, "Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."
-->'''Ted''':
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* This exchange:
-->'''Ted''': Oh. Oh, excuse me. But your wife's cookies are out of this world.
-->'''Howard''': "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY cookies?!",
-->'''Ted''' "Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."
-->'''Ted''': Oh. Oh, excuse me. But your wife's cookies are out of this world.
-->'''Howard''': "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY cookies?!",
-->'''Ted''' "Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."
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* This exchange:
exchange, which starts off a normal but becomes funnier later on:
-->'''Ted''':Oh. Oh, "Merry Christmas. Langston residence!"
-->'''Howard''': "Hi, I--Ted?"
-->'''Ted''': "Howard! Hey, buddy. How's it going out there? Everything OK?"
-->'''Howard''': "Yeah, fine. Uh, I need to speak to Liz. Could you get..."
-->'''Ted''': "Mmm. Ohhh. Howard, excuse me. But your wife's cookies are out of thisworld.
world."
-->'''Howard''': "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MYcookies?!",
-->'''Ted''' "Mmm.cookies?!"
-->'''Ted''': "I'm just helping Liz out a little in the kitchen. She's baking up a storm here."
-->'''Howard''': "Ted, I need to speak to my wife. So could you get her on the phone, please?"
-->'''Ted''': "I think she's in the shower, Howard, want me to go check?"
-->'''Howard''': "NO!"
-->''(Ted is shocked)''
-->'''Howard''': "I mean, no. It's fine. On your way out, just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry.
-->'''Ted''': Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."
-->'''Ted''':
-->'''Howard''': "Hi, I--Ted?"
-->'''Ted''': "Howard! Hey, buddy. How's it going out there? Everything OK?"
-->'''Howard''': "Yeah, fine. Uh, I need to speak to Liz. Could you get..."
-->'''Ted''': "Mmm. Ohhh. Howard, excuse me. But your wife's cookies are out of this
-->'''Howard''': "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY
-->'''Ted''' "Mmm.
-->'''Ted''': "I'm just helping Liz out a little in the kitchen. She's baking up a storm here."
-->'''Howard''': "Ted, I need to speak to my wife. So could you get her on the phone, please?"
-->'''Ted''': "I think she's in the shower, Howard, want me to go check?"
-->'''Howard''': "NO!"
-->''(Ted is shocked)''
-->'''Howard''': "I mean, no. It's fine. On your way out, just tell her I will be a few minutes late. But she shouldn't worry.
-->'''Ted''': Oh, she won't worry. I mean, I'm here and--Mmm. Ohhh, these COOKIES! I gotta get the recipe from Liz."
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* "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY cookies?!", followed by Ted's nearly orgasmic uttering of "Ohhh, these COOKIES!"
** "POOT DAT COOKIE DAUN! ''NAO!''"
*** Even funnier is the remix featuring that line that can be found on Website/YouTube.
** "POOT DAT COOKIE DAUN! ''NAO!''"
*** Even funnier is the remix featuring that line that can be found on Website/YouTube.
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* This exchange:
-->'''Ted''': Oh. Oh, excuse me. But your wife's cookies are out of this world.
-->'''Howard''': "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY
-->'''Ted''' "Mmm. Ohhh, these
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-->'''Howard''': "POOT DAT COOKIE DAUN! ''NAO!''"
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** And after that: "HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET HIM!!!"
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** And after that: "HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET HIM!!!"
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'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology for a semester, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''[grabs a random woman]'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''[Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests]'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
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'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology for a semester, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then when you get the toy and it breaks and you can't fix it because it's pieces of little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''[grabs a random woman]'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''[Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests]'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
fur.
* When the store employee opening the doors to the store only to be trampled by the crowds of parents anxious to buy the Turbo Man doll, complete with a shoe-print implanted on his face.
--> '''Store Clerk''': Whoa! (gets trampled by the crowds)
* When the store employee opening the doors to the store only to be trampled by the crowds of parents anxious to buy the Turbo Man doll, complete with a shoe-print implanted on his face.
--> '''Store Clerk''': Whoa! (gets trampled by the crowds)
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-->'''Howard''': You picked the wrong day. ''[punches the reindeer]''
** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells him "You started it."
** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells him "You started it."
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-->'''Howard''': [[PreMortemOneLiner You picked the wrong day. day.]] ''[punches the reindeer]''
** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells him"You "[[BondOneLiner You started it."
]]"
** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells him
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*** Even funnier is the remix featuring that line that can be found on YouTube.
Website/YouTube.
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-->'''Myron''': ''[after the explosion]'' [[AccidentalTruth That was actually a real bomb]]? This is a ''sick'' world we live in! Sick people!
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-->'''Myron''': ''[after the explosion]'' [[AccidentalTruth That was actually really a real bomb]]? This is a ''sick'' world we live in! Sick people!
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* Ted (who had been hit with a canister of eggnog by Liz a few scene earlier) finds his son Johnny after the climax, and Johnny announces that Howard is Turbo Man.
--> '''Ted''': Let's get outta here!!\\
'''Johnny''': Dad, you smell like barf!
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'''Howard''': I know you. You're Booster!\\
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* An impressive moment of BlackComedy when Howard briefly overhears what happened to the parade performer who was ''supposed'' to play Turbo-man, but, well...
-->'''Guy''': Let me just take a moment and speak for everyone when I thank you for filling in for Pete. It was a total freak accident what happened at rehearsal. We got the kinks worked out of it. The doctor said Pete showed brain activity this morning. That's a really good sign!
-->'''Guy''': Let me just take a moment and speak for everyone when I thank you for filling in for Pete. It was a total freak accident what happened at rehearsal. We got the kinks worked out of it. The doctor said Pete showed brain activity this morning. That's a really good sign!
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--> '''Guy''': Finally! Where the hell have you been? I've been sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant waiting for your sorry ass to show up!\\
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-->''A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ''"I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=] toy!"
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-->''A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ''"I'm ''"[[MistakenForPedophile I'm not a pervert! pervert]]! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=] toy!"
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-->'''Myron''': ''[after the explosion]'' That was actually a real bomb? This is a ''sick'' world we live in! Sick people!
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-->'''Myron''': ''[after the explosion]'' [[AccidentalTruth That was actually a real bomb? bomb]]? This is a ''sick'' world we live in! Sick people!
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* After Myron shoves him out of the way in pursuit of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("[[ThisIsWar This is war!]]") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him, and delivers this gem:
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* After Myron shoves him out of the way in pursuit of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("[[ThisIsWar ("[[ThisMeansWar This is war!]]") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him, and delivers this gem:
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-->'''Myron:''' Ah-ah-ah, that's "action figure"!
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** And does it again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
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** And He does it yet again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].present]].
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'''Howard''': Turbo Man. My son wants one too.\\
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'''Howard''': Turbo Man.[=TurboMan=]. My son wants one too.\\
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'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology for a semester, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs a random woman)'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
* When Howard asks a toy store employee if they have any more [=TurboMan=] action figures, the employee dissolves into laughter, then repeats Howard's question to a co-worker, who bursts into hysterical laughter, much to Howard's annoyance. Everyone else in the store then starts laughing at Howard and Myron.
* When Howard asks a toy store employee if they have any more [=TurboMan=] action figures, the employee dissolves into laughter, then repeats Howard's question to a co-worker, who bursts into hysterical laughter, much to Howard's annoyance. Everyone else in the store then starts laughing at Howard and Myron.
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'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology for a semester, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs ''[grabs a random woman)'' woman]'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron ''[Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...protests]'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
fur.
* When Howard asks a toy store employee if they have any more [=TurboMan=] action figures, the employee dissolves into laughter, then repeats Howard's question to a co-worker, who bursts into hysterical laughter, much to Howard's annoyance. Everyone else in the store then starts laughing at Howard andMyron.Myron, with the two employees mockingly remarking on the men's lack of foresight.
* When Howard asks a toy store employee if they have any more [=TurboMan=] action figures, the employee dissolves into laughter, then repeats Howard's question to a co-worker, who bursts into hysterical laughter, much to Howard's annoyance. Everyone else in the store then starts laughing at Howard and
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* After Myron shoves him out of the way in pursuit of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("This is war!") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him, and delivers this gem:
-->'''Howard''': (''with mock sympathy'') Aw, poor baby! Heh! (''heads off'')
-->'''Howard''': (''with mock sympathy'') Aw, poor baby! Heh! (''heads off'')
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--->'''Howard''': [[TranquilFury Where's your Christmas spirit?]]
--->''[The store employees smile apologetically]''
--->'''Howard''': ''[smiles]'' That's better. ''[lets them go]''
* After Myron shoves him out of the way in pursuit of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck("This ("[[ThisIsWar This is war!") war!]]") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him, and delivers this gem:
-->'''Howard''':(''with ''[with mock sympathy'') sympathy]'' Aw, poor baby! Heh! (''heads off'')''[heads off]''
--->''[The store employees smile apologetically]''
--->'''Howard''': ''[smiles]'' That's better. ''[lets them go]''
* After Myron shoves him out of the way in pursuit of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck
-->'''Howard''':
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* Howard going ape-shit on a [=TurboMan=] standee, and everyone quickly averting their eyes from the display.
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* Howard going ape-shit on a [=TurboMan=]
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* Howard telling the mall Santa he isn't the real SantaClaus, and the mall Santa standing up to reveal he's taller than Howard.
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* Howard telling the mall Santa (played by Creator/JamesBelushi) he isn't the real SantaClaus, and the mall Santa standing up to reveal he's taller than
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--> '''Jamie''': Here's to you, Dad. ''(drinks from a flask, and grimaces)'' Ugh.
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--> '''Jamie''': Here's to you, Dad. ''(drinks ''[drinks from a flask, and grimaces)'' grimaces]'' Ugh.
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* The YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe" look on Howard and Myron's faces when the radio station DJ says that the prize is a ''gift certificate'' for a [=TurboMan=] doll, not the doll itself. The sour music cue only makes it funnier.
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* The
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-->'''Myron''': (''after the explosion'') That was actually a real bomb? This is a ''sick'' world we live in! Sick people!
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-->'''Myron''': (''after ''[after the explosion'') explosion]'' That was actually a real bomb? This is a ''sick'' world we live in! Sick people!people!
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-->'''Howard''': You picked the wrong day. (''punches the reindeer'')
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-->'''Howard''': You picked the wrong day. (''punches ''[punches the reindeer'')reindeer]''
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* "You're no better than those common letter-writers, making fun of my knee socks, and my safari hat in the summertime!"
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* "PUT DAT COOKIE DAUN! NAO!"
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* "PUT "POOT DAT COOKIE DAUN! NAO!"''NAO!''"
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* "Wha-- Who told you you could eat MY cookies?!", followed by Ted's nearly orgasmic uttering of "Ohhh, these COOKIES!"
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** "Wait, that's my ball! Rodney King! ...Rodney King."
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* Howard tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]]. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that is altogether different from Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
* Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] after Liz asks him if he bought the [=TurboMan=] doll for Jamie earlier. ("The ''doll''?") He makes the look again after Liz remarks the toy will probably be sold out.
** And he does it again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
* Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] after Liz asks him if he bought the [=TurboMan=] doll for Jamie earlier. ("The ''doll''?") He makes the look again after Liz remarks the toy will probably be sold out.
** And he does it again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
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* Howard tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]].scowls]] and resumes reading a comic book. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that is altogether different from Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
* Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] after Liz asks him if he bought the [=TurboMan=] doll for Jamieearlier. earlier ("The ''doll''?") ''doll''?").
** As he insists to Liz that he got the [=TurboMan=] for Jamie months ago, Howard [[{{Adorkable}} adorkably]] recounts all the cool features of the toy to prove it.
** He makes the look again after Liz remarks the toy will probably be sold out.
** Andhe does it again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
* Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] after Liz asks him if he bought the [=TurboMan=] doll for Jamie
** As he insists to Liz that he got the [=TurboMan=] for Jamie months ago, Howard [[{{Adorkable}} adorkably]] recounts all the cool features of the toy to prove it.
** He makes the look again after Liz remarks the toy will probably be sold out.
** And
* When Howard asks a toy store employee if they have any more [=TurboMan=] action figures, the employee dissolves into laughter, then repeats Howard's question to a co-worker, who bursts into hysterical laughter, much to Howard's annoyance. Everyone else in the store then starts laughing at Howard and Myron.
** Howard, fed-up, then grabs the two employees, causing everyone to immediately stop laughing.
** Howard, fed-up, then grabs the two employees, causing everyone to immediately stop laughing.
** Howard chasing after the customer, who successfully gets away.
* Howard going ape-shit on a [=TurboMan=] standee, and everyone quickly averting their eyes from the display.
* Howard going ape-shit on a [=TurboMan=] standee, and everyone quickly averting their eyes from the display.
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* From Creator/RogerEbert's review:
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* Howard chasing after the numbered ball. From Creator/RogerEbert's review:
* Howard telling the mall Santa he isn't the real SantaClaus, and the mall Santa standing up to reveal he's taller than Howard.
* This exchange:
-->'''Mall Santa''': Five hundred.
-->'''Howard''': Dollars?
-->'''Mall Santa''': No, Hershey's kisses. Yes, dollars!
-->'''Mall Santa''': Five hundred.
-->'''Howard''': Dollars?
-->'''Mall Santa''': No, Hershey's kisses. Yes, dollars!
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** The giant Santa accidentally punching a midget Santa that's attacking Howard.
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** The giant Santa accidentally punching a midget Santa that's attacking Howard.Howard, sending him flying backward while [[BigNo yelling "NO!"]]
-->'''Howard''': You guys come BARGING in here like a bunch of terrorists at a tea party! Get your acts together! And go arrest someone!
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--> '''Jamie''': Here's to you, dad. ''(drinks from a flask, and grimaces)'' Ugh.
* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station, hoping to win the [=TurboMan=] doll for giving the correct names of Santa's reindeer. He's so excited and certain of his victory that he bangs on the window of the recording studio, then ''actually breaks through the door'' and hugs the radio show host!
* The "you've gotta be kidding me" look on Howard's and Myron's faces when the radio station DJ says that the prize is a ''gift certificate'' for a Turbo Man doll, not the doll itself. The sour music cue only makes it funnier.
* Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb...only for the police to find out that it is a ''real'' bomb.
-->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!
** The first time Myron tries the trick, it turns out to just be a music box that plays "Jingle Bells."
* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station, hoping to win the [=TurboMan=] doll for giving the correct names of Santa's reindeer. He's so excited and certain of his victory that he bangs on the window of the recording studio, then ''actually breaks through the door'' and hugs the radio show host!
* The "you've gotta be kidding me" look on Howard's and Myron's faces when the radio station DJ says that the prize is a ''gift certificate'' for a Turbo Man doll, not the doll itself. The sour music cue only makes it funnier.
* Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb...only for the police to find out that it is a ''real'' bomb.
-->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!
** The first time Myron tries the trick, it turns out to just be a music box that plays "Jingle Bells."
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--> '''Jamie''': Here's to you, dad.Dad. ''(drinks from a flask, and grimaces)'' Ugh.
** "It's just a doll. It's just a stupid, little plastic doll!"
* Howard and Myron's detente ends when they receive word that there's a [=TurboMan=] at a nearby radio station, and they rush to the phone booth, only for Howard to get inside and start dialing. Myron quickly gets payback when he grabs the receiver and yanks it off, laughing at Howard, who then jumps onto the mailman and manhandles him for tearing off the receiver until the diner owner tells the two men that the radio station is a few blocks away. Howard and Myron then rush out of the diner.
* Myron throwing out packages as he pursues Howard to the radio station, all the while a laughing Howard recites the names of Santa' reindeer and tells Myron "I'm having a good time!"
* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station, hoping to win the [=TurboMan=] doll for giving the correct names of Santa's reindeer. He's so excited and certain of his victory that he bangs on the window of the recording studio, then ''actually breaks through the door'' and hugs the radioshow host!
station DJ who yells for the police to "HELP ME!"
* How quickly Howard goes from giddy triumph to horrified shock when Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb.
** The package then turns out to just be a music box that plays "Jingle Bells."
* The"you've gotta be kidding me" YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe" look on Howard's Howard and Myron's faces when the radio station DJ says that the prize is a ''gift certificate'' for a Turbo Man [=TurboMan=] doll, not the doll itself. The sour music cue only makes it funnier.
* When the police corner him, Myronholds up the radio station with a takes out another package that which he purports to be is a bomb...only for bomb. After Myron puts the "bomb" down and makes his escape, the police to quickly find out that it is a ''real'' bomb.
-->'''Myron''': (''after the explosion'') That was actually a real bomb? This is asick ''sick'' world we live in! Sick people!
** The first time Myron tries the trick, it turns out to just be a music box that plays "Jingle Bells."people!
** "It's just a doll. It's just a stupid, little plastic doll!"
* Howard and Myron's detente ends when they receive word that there's a [=TurboMan=] at a nearby radio station, and they rush to the phone booth, only for Howard to get inside and start dialing. Myron quickly gets payback when he grabs the receiver and yanks it off, laughing at Howard, who then jumps onto the mailman and manhandles him for tearing off the receiver until the diner owner tells the two men that the radio station is a few blocks away. Howard and Myron then rush out of the diner.
* Myron throwing out packages as he pursues Howard to the radio station, all the while a laughing Howard recites the names of Santa' reindeer and tells Myron "I'm having a good time!"
* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station, hoping to win the [=TurboMan=] doll for giving the correct names of Santa's reindeer. He's so excited and certain of his victory that he bangs on the window of the recording studio, then ''actually breaks through the door'' and hugs the radio
* How quickly Howard goes from giddy triumph to horrified shock when Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb.
** The package then turns out to just be a music box that plays "Jingle Bells."
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* When the police corner him, Myron
-->'''Myron''': (''after the explosion'') That was actually a real bomb? This is a
** The first time Myron tries the trick, it turns out to just be a music box that plays "Jingle Bells."
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** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells him, "You started it."
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** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells him, him "You started it."
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* Howard, as Turbo Man, attacking Myron, who's dressed up as Turbo Man's ArchEnemy Dementor, with Turbo Discs and doing a victory dance afterward.
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* Howard, as Turbo Man, [=TurboMan=], attacking Myron, who's dressed up as Turbo Man's ArchEnemy Dementor, with Turbo Discs and doing a victory dance afterward.
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** Howard shutting off the rocket thrusters, only to start falling to the ground far below.
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** Howard shutting off the rocket thrusters, thrusters...only to start falling to the ground far below.