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* The actor who plays Booster in the Christmas parade has some choice words for Howard when he shows up:
--> '''Guy''': Finally! Where the hell have you been? I've been sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant waiting for your sorry ass to show up!\\
'''Howard''': I know you. You're Booster!\\
'''Guy''': Yeah, and who the hell do you think you are, Mary Poppins?!
--> '''Guy''': Finally! Where the hell have you been? I've been sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant waiting for your sorry ass to show up!\\
'''Howard''': I know you. You're Booster!\\
'''Guy''': Yeah, and who the hell do you think you are, Mary Poppins?!
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* Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb...only for the police to find out that it is a ''real'' bomb.
-->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!
** The first time Myron tries the trick, it turns out to just be a music box that plays "Jingle Bells."
-->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!
** The first time Myron tries the trick, it turns out to just be a music box that plays "Jingle Bells."
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* Howard tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]]. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that is altogether different from Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
* Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] after Liz asks him if he bought the [=TurboMan=] doll for Jamie earlier. ("The ''doll''?") He makes the look again after Liz remarks the toy will probably be sold out.
** And he does it again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
* Myron's rant in his first scene. Howard eventually holds a hand up to his ear.
--> '''Myron''': I'm late because it's the busiest time of the year for me. Christmas letters people send to folks they don't even talk to but once a year! And relatives sending gifts they'll send back anyway. How many toiletry kits does a man need? Then what? Stupid letters from kids to Santa! "Dear Santa, can you send me a bike and a Slinky?" No! Your father's laid off! As if I didn't have enough pressure in my life, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy, some fruity robot named "Turtle Man."\\
'''Howard''': Turbo Man. My son wants one too.\\
'''Myron''': You know it's all a ploy, don't ya?\\
'''Howard''': Huh?\\
'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology for a semester, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs a random woman)'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
* After Myronholds up shoves him out of the radio station with way in pursuit of a package customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("This is war!") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him, and delivers this gem:
-->'''Howard''': (''with mock sympathy'') Aw, poor baby! Heh! (''heads off'')
* "PUT DAT COOKIE DAUN! NAO!"
** Even funnier is the remix featuring thathe purports to be a bomb...only for the police to find out line that it is a ''real'' bomb.
-->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!
** The first time Myron tries the trick, it turns out to justcan be a music box that plays "Jingle Bells."found on YouTube.
* Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] after Liz asks him if he bought the [=TurboMan=] doll for Jamie earlier. ("The ''doll''?") He makes the look again after Liz remarks the toy will probably be sold out.
** And he does it again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
* Myron's rant in his first scene. Howard eventually holds a hand up to his ear.
--> '''Myron''': I'm late because it's the busiest time of the year for me. Christmas letters people send to folks they don't even talk to but once a year! And relatives sending gifts they'll send back anyway. How many toiletry kits does a man need? Then what? Stupid letters from kids to Santa! "Dear Santa, can you send me a bike and a Slinky?" No! Your father's laid off! As if I didn't have enough pressure in my life, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy, some fruity robot named "Turtle Man."\\
'''Howard''': Turbo Man. My son wants one too.\\
'''Myron''': You know it's all a ploy, don't ya?\\
'''Howard''': Huh?\\
'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology for a semester, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs a random woman)'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
* After Myron
-->'''Howard''': (''with mock sympathy'') Aw, poor baby! Heh! (''heads off'')
* "PUT DAT COOKIE DAUN! NAO!"
** Even funnier is the remix featuring that
-->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!
** The first time Myron tries the trick, it turns out to just
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* "PUT DAT COOKIE DAUN! NAO!"
** Even funnier is the remix featuring that line that can be found on YouTube.
** Even funnier is the remix featuring that line that can be found on YouTube.
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* "It's Turbo ti-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiime!"
* During the warehouse riot, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWyeugspkUA&t=0m42s one Santa]] approaches wielding [[FightingWithChucks nunchakus]] and making all sorts of "Hwaaa" noises as he shows off his moves. After a few seconds of this, an annoyed Howard says "Shut up!" and smacks him in the face with a giant candy cane.
** The giant Santa accidentally punching a midget Santa that's attacking Howard.
* Howard's BavarianFireDrill against the cops who storm the warehouse.
* Howard's daydream of Jamie being a loser like Myron, complete with postal get-up.
--> '''Jamie''': Here's to you, dad. ''(drinks from a flask, and grimaces)'' Ugh.
* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station, hoping to win the [=TurboMan=] doll for giving the correct names of Santa's reindeer. He's so excited and certain of his victory that he bangs on the window of the recording studio, then ''actually breaks through the door'' and hugs the radio show host!
* The "you've gotta be kidding me" look on Howard's and Myron's faces when the radio station DJ says that the prize is a ''gift certificate'' for a Turbo Man doll, not the doll itself. The sour music cue only makes it funnier.
* Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb...only for the police to find out that it is a ''real'' bomb.
-->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!
** The first time Myron tries the trick, it turns out to just be a music box that plays "Jingle Bells."
** The giant Santa accidentally punching a midget Santa that's attacking Howard.
* Howard's BavarianFireDrill against the cops who storm the warehouse.
* Howard's daydream of Jamie being a loser like Myron, complete with postal get-up.
--> '''Jamie''': Here's to you, dad. ''(drinks from a flask, and grimaces)'' Ugh.
* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station, hoping to win the [=TurboMan=] doll for giving the correct names of Santa's reindeer. He's so excited and certain of his victory that he bangs on the window of the recording studio, then ''actually breaks through the door'' and hugs the radio show host!
* The "you've gotta be kidding me" look on Howard's and Myron's faces when the radio station DJ says that the prize is a ''gift certificate'' for a Turbo Man doll, not the doll itself. The sour music cue only makes it funnier.
* Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb...only for the police to find out that it is a ''real'' bomb.
-->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!
** The first time Myron tries the trick, it turns out to just be a music box that plays "Jingle Bells."
* Jamie executing a GroinAttack on Myron.
* Howard, as Turbo Man, attacking Myron, who's dressed up as Turbo Man's ArchEnemy Dementor, with Turbo Discs and doing a victory dance afterward.
* "It's Turbo ti-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiime!"
** Howard shutting off the rocket thrusters, only to start falling to the ground far below.
* Howard, as Turbo Man, attacking Myron, who's dressed up as Turbo Man's ArchEnemy Dementor, with Turbo Discs and doing a victory dance afterward.
* "It's Turbo ti-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiime!"
** Howard shutting off the rocket thrusters, only to start falling to the ground far below.
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* After Myron shoves him out of the way in pursuit of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("This is war!") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him, and delivers this gem:
-->'''Howard''': (''with mock sympathy'') Aw, poor baby! Heh! (''heads off'')
* Myron's rant in his first scene. Howard eventually holds a hand up to his ear.
--> '''Myron''': I'm late because it's the busiest time of the year for me. Christmas letters people send to folks they don't even talk to but once a year! And relatives sending gifts they'll send back anyway. How many toiletry kits does a man need? Then what? Stupid letters from kids to Santa! "Dear Santa, can you send me a bike and a Slinky?" No! Your father's laid off! As if I didn't have enough pressure in my life, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy, some fruity robot named "Turtle Man."\\
'''Howard''': Turbo Man. My son wants one too.\\
'''Myron''': You know it's all a ploy, don't ya?\\
'''Howard''': Huh?\\
'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology for a semester, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs a random woman)'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station, hoping to win the [=TurboMan=] doll for giving the correct names of Santa's reindeer. He's so excited and certain of his victory that he bangs on the window of the recording studio, then ''actually breaks through the door'' and hugs the radio show host!
* Early in the film, Howard tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]]. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that is altogether different from Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
* Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] after Liz asks him if he bought the [=TurboMan=] doll for Jamie earlier. ("The ''doll''?") He makes the look again after Liz remarks the toy will probably be sold out.
** And he does it again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
* The "you've gotta be kidding me" look on Howard's and Myron's faces when the radio station DJ says that the prize is a ''gift certificate'' for a Turbo Man doll, not the doll itself. The sour music cue only makes it funnier.
* During the warehouse riot, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWyeugspkUA&t=0m42s one Santa]] approaches wielding [[FightingWithChucks nunchakus]] and making all sorts of "Hwaaa" noises as he shows off his moves. After a few seconds of this, an annoyed Howard says "Shut up!" and smacks him in the face with a giant candy cane.
* Howard's daydream of Jamie being a loser like Myron, complete with postal get-up.
--> '''Jamie''': Here's to you, dad. ''(drinks from a flask, and grimaces)'' Ugh.
-->'''Howard''': (''with mock sympathy'') Aw, poor baby! Heh! (''heads off'')
* Myron's rant in his first scene. Howard eventually holds a hand up to his ear.
--> '''Myron''': I'm late because it's the busiest time of the year for me. Christmas letters people send to folks they don't even talk to but once a year! And relatives sending gifts they'll send back anyway. How many toiletry kits does a man need? Then what? Stupid letters from kids to Santa! "Dear Santa, can you send me a bike and a Slinky?" No! Your father's laid off! As if I didn't have enough pressure in my life, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy, some fruity robot named "Turtle Man."\\
'''Howard''': Turbo Man. My son wants one too.\\
'''Myron''': You know it's all a ploy, don't ya?\\
'''Howard''': Huh?\\
'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology for a semester, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs a random woman)'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station, hoping to win the [=TurboMan=] doll for giving the correct names of Santa's reindeer. He's so excited and certain of his victory that he bangs on the window of the recording studio, then ''actually breaks through the door'' and hugs the radio show host!
* Early in the film, Howard tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]]. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that is altogether different from Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
* Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] after Liz asks him if he bought the [=TurboMan=] doll for Jamie earlier. ("The ''doll''?") He makes the look again after Liz remarks the toy will probably be sold out.
** And he does it again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
* The "you've gotta be kidding me" look on Howard's and Myron's faces when the radio station DJ says that the prize is a ''gift certificate'' for a Turbo Man doll, not the doll itself. The sour music cue only makes it funnier.
* During the warehouse riot, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWyeugspkUA&t=0m42s one Santa]] approaches wielding [[FightingWithChucks nunchakus]] and making all sorts of "Hwaaa" noises as he shows off his moves. After a few seconds of this, an annoyed Howard says "Shut up!" and smacks him in the face with a giant candy cane.
* Howard's daydream of Jamie being a loser like Myron, complete with postal get-up.
--> '''Jamie''': Here's to you, dad. ''(drinks from a flask, and grimaces)'' Ugh.
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'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs a random woman)'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
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'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology, psychology for a semester, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs a random woman)'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
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'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman
who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs a random woman)'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs a random woman)'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
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'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman
woman who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs a random woman)'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
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--> '''Myron''': I'm late because it's the busiest time of the year for me. Christmas letters people send to folks they don't even talk to but once a year! And relatives sending gifts they'll send back anyway. How many toiletry kits does a man need? Then what? Stupid letters from kids to Santa! "Dear Santa, can you send me a bike and a Slinky?" No! Your father's laid off! As if I didn't have enough pressure in my life, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy, some fruity robot named "Turtle Man."\\
'''Howard''': Turbo Man. My son wants one too.\\
'''Myron''': You know it's all a ploy, don't ya?\\
'''Howard''': Huh?\\
'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman
who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs a random woman)'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
'''Howard''': Turbo Man. My son wants one too.\\
'''Myron''': You know it's all a ploy, don't ya?\\
'''Howard''': Huh?\\
'''Myron''': Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV?! We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels! These fat cats use the working class, like me and you! They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because I went to junior college, and I studied psychology, so I know what's going on! I'm right in there! And then, they make a kid feel like garbage if you, the father, who's workin' 24/7 delivering mail to make alimony payments to a woman
who slept with everyone at the office but ''me''! And then the toy breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in that office, grab one of those guys ''(grabs a random woman)'' and choke him until his eyes pop out! ''(Myron comes to his senses after crowd protests)'' ...Shouldn't wear fur.
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* Howard's daydream of Jamie being a loser like Myron, complete with postal get-up.
--> '''Jamie''': Here's to you, dad. ''(drinks from a flask, and grimaces)'' Ugh.
--> '''Jamie''': Here's to you, dad. ''(drinks from a flask, and grimaces)'' Ugh.
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-->''A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ''I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=] toy!''
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-->''A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ''I'm ''"I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=] toy!''toy!"
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* During the warehouse riot, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWyeugspkUA&t=0m42s one Santa]] approaches wielding [[FightingWithChucks nunchakus]] and making all sorts of "Hwaaa" noises as he shows off his moves. After a few seconds of this, an annoyed Howard says "Shut up!" and smacks him in the face with a giant candy cane.
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* The "you've gotta be kidding me" look on Howard's and Myron's faces when the radio station DJ says that the prize is a ''gift certificate'' for a Turbo Man doll, not the doll itself. The sour music cue only makes it funnier.
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* Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb...only for the police to find out that it's a ''real'' bomb.
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* Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb...only for the police to find out that it's it is a ''real'' bomb.
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** And then the first time Myron tries the trick, and it turns out to just be a music box that plays "Jingle Bells."
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* From Roger Ebert's review:
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-->''You picked the wrong day.'' *punch*
** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells him "You started it."
** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells him "You started it."
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** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells
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* After Myron shoves him out of the way in search of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("This is war!") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him, and delivers this gem:
-->(''with mock sympathy'') Aw, poor baby! Heh! (''heads off'')
-->(''with mock sympathy'') Aw, poor baby! Heh! (''heads off'')
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* After Myron shoves him out of the way in search pursuit of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("This is war!") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him, and delivers this gem:
-->(''with -->'''Howard''': (''with mock sympathy'') Aw, poor baby! Heh! (''heads off'')
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* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station, hoping to win the [=TurboMan=] doll for giving the correct names of Santa's reindeer. He's so excited and certain of his victory that he bangs on the window of the recording studio and then ''actually starts breaking through the door''! He then hugs the radio show host!
* Early in the film, Howard tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]]. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that's altogether different from Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
* Early in the film, Howard tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]]. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that's altogether different from Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
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* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station, hoping to win the [=TurboMan=] doll for giving the correct names of Santa's reindeer. He's so excited and certain of his victory that he bangs on the window of the recording studio and studio, then ''actually starts breaking breaks through the door''! He then door'' and hugs the radio show host!
* Early in the film, Howard tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]]. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voicethat's that is altogether different from Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
* Early in the film, Howard tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]]. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice
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-->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick, sick world we live in! Sick people!
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-->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick, sick world we live in! Sick people!
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-->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick, sick world we live in! A sick world!
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-->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick, sick world we live in! A sick world!Sick people!
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* "HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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** Even funnier is the remix featuring that line that can be found on [=YouTube=].
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** Even funnier is the remix featuring that line that can be found on [=YouTube=].YouTube.
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* After Myron shoves him out of the way in search of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("This is war!") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him and delivers this gem:
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* After Myron shoves him out of the way in search of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("This is war!") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him him, and delivers this gem:
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* Myron's rant in his first scene, and Howard holding a hand up to his ear.
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* Myron's rant in his first scene, and scene. Howard holding eventually holds a hand up to his ear.
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* Howard trying to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]]. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and eventually ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that's altogether different from Arnold's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
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* Early in the film, Howard trying tries to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]]. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and eventually ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that's altogether different from Arnold's Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].impressed]].
* Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] after Liz asks him if he bought the [=TurboMan=] doll for Jamie earlier. ("The ''doll''?") He makes the look again after Liz remarks the toy will probably be sold out.
** And he does it again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
* Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] after Liz asks him if he bought the [=TurboMan=] doll for Jamie earlier. ("The ''doll''?") He makes the look again after Liz remarks the toy will probably be sold out.
** And he does it again [[spoiler:in TheStinger after Liz asks him if he got ''her'' a present]].
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** And then the first time Myron tries the trick, and it turns out to just be a music box.
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** And then the first time Myron tries the trick, and it turns out to just be a music box.box that plays "Jingle Bells."
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* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station, hoping to win the [=TurboMan=] doll for giving the correct names of Santa's reindeer. He's so excited and certain of his victory that he bangs on the window of the recording studio and then ''actually starts breaking through the door''! He then hugs the radio show host!
* Howard trying to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]]. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and eventually ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that's altogether different from Arnold's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
* Howard trying to make amends to Jamie after he misses his karate session. First, he asks his son "Are those hands registered weapons yet?" [[DeathGlare Jamie just scowls]]. Howard then spots Jamie's karate belt and eventually ties it around his head, then starts doing karate moves, all the while letting out yells in a high-pitched voice that's altogether different from Arnold's normal voice. [[NoSell Jamie still isn't impressed]].
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* Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb — only for the police to find out that it's a ''real'' bomb.
-->'''Myron:''' That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick, sick world we live in!
-->'''Myron:''' That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick, sick world we live in!
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* Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb — bomb...only for the police to find out that it's a ''real'' bomb.
-->'''Myron:''' -->'''Myron''': That was actually a real bomb? This is a sick, sick world we live in!in! A sick world!
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* Howard getting maced by Myron. "Ha ha, I gaht it!" ''*sss!*'' "AAAAAAGGGHHH! HE MACED MEEE!!"
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* Howard getting maced by Myron. "Ha ha, "Ha-ha, I gaht it!" ''*sss!*'' "AAAAAAGGGHHH! HE MACED MEEE!!"
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* From Roger Ebert's review: "A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ''I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=] toy!''"
* "It's turbo ti-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiime!"
* The password for the black market Santa factory: [[spoiler:"Jingle bells, Batman smells".]]
* "It's turbo ti-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiime!"
* The password for the black market Santa factory: [[spoiler:"Jingle bells, Batman smells".]]
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* From Roger Ebert's review: "A review:
-->''A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ''I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=]toy!''"
toy!''
* "It'sturbo Turbo ti-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiime!"
* The password for the black market Santa factory: [[spoiler:"Jingle bells,Batman smells".]]ComicBook/{{Batman}} smells."]]
-->''A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ''I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=]
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* The password for the black market Santa factory: [[spoiler:"Jingle bells,
** After the reindeer groans, Howard tells him "You started it."
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* Howard getting maced by Myron. "Ha ha, I gaht it!" *ssss!* "AAAAAAGGGHHH! HE MACED MEEE!!"
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* Howard getting maced by Myron. "Ha ha, I gaht it!" *ssss!* ''*sss!*'' "AAAAAAGGGHHH! HE MACED MEEE!!"
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** Howard getting maced by Myron. "Ha ha, I gaht it!" *ssss!* "AAAAAAGGGHHH! HE MACED MEEE!!"
** "HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
** "HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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** And then the first time Myron tries the trick, and it turns out to just be a music box.
* Howard getting maced by Myron. "Ha ha, I gaht it!" *ssss!* "AAAAAAGGGHHH! HE MACED MEEE!!"
** * "HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
* Howard getting maced by Myron. "Ha ha, I gaht it!" *ssss!* "AAAAAAGGGHHH! HE MACED MEEE!!"
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* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station. He evens hugs the radio show host. Also, Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] when Myron tells him the package he whipped out moments earlier is a bomb.
** And the "bomb" turns out to be a package, namely a music box that plays "Jingle Bells." Howard isn't amused.
** And the "bomb" turns out to be a package, namely a music box that plays "Jingle Bells." Howard isn't amused.
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* Myron's rant in his first scene, and Howard holding a hand up to his ear.
* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station. He evens hugs the radio show host. Also, Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] when Myron tells him the package he whipped out moments earlier is a bomb.
** And the "bomb" turns out to be a package, namely a music box that plays "Jingle Bells." Howard isn't amused.
* Howard's glee when he gets inside the radio station. He evens hugs the radio show host. Also, Howard's [[OhCrap reaction]] when Myron tells him the package he whipped out moments earlier is a bomb.
** And the "bomb" turns out to be a package, namely a music box that plays "Jingle Bells." Howard isn't amused.
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* PUT DAT COOKIE DAUN! NAO!
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* PUT "PUT DAT COOKIE DAUN! NAO!NAO!"
** Even funnier is the remix featuring that line that can be found on [=YouTube=].
** Even funnier is the remix featuring that line that can be found on [=YouTube=].
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* "Get out of my way, ''box''!"''box''!"
* After Myron shoves him out of the way in search of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("This is war!") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him and delivers this gem:
-->''[with mock sympathy]'' Aw, poor baby! Heh! ''[heads off]''
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* After Myron shoves him out of the way in search of a customer who has the last [=TurboMan=] toy, Howard grabs the controls of a remote-controlled truck ("This is war!") and drives it at Myron's feet, causing him to fall on his back. Howard then goes up to him, looks down at him and delivers this gem:
-->''[with mock sympathy]'' Aw, poor baby! Heh! ''[heads off]''
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-->''You picked the wrong day.'' *punch*
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-->''You picked the wrong day.'' *punch**punch*
* "Get out of my way, ''box''!"
* "Get out of my way, ''box''!"
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* The password for the black market Santa factory: [[spoiler:"Jingle bells, Batman smells".]]
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* "It's turbo ti-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiime!"
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* "It's turbo ti-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiime!"ti-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiime!"
* When Howard hits rock bottom, the angry reindeer makes his return. Howard is not pleased.
-->''You picked the wrong day.'' *punch*
* When Howard hits rock bottom, the angry reindeer makes his return. Howard is not pleased.
-->''You picked the wrong day.'' *punch*
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* From Roger Ebert's review: "A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ''I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=] toy!''
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* From Roger Ebert's review: "A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ''I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=] toy!''toy!''"
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* From Roger Ebert's review: "A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ``I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=] toy!'' "
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* From Roger Ebert's review: "A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ``I'm ''I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=] toy!'' "toy!''
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* From Roger Ebert's review: "A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ``I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=] toy!'' "
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* From Roger Ebert's review: "A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ``I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a [=TurboMan=] toy!'' ""
* "It's turbo ti-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiime!"
* "It's turbo ti-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiime!"
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* PUT DAT COOKIE DAHN! NAO!
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* PUT DAT COOKIE DAHN! DAUN! NAO!
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb — only for the police to find out that it's a ''real'' bomb.
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Myron holds up the radio station with a package that he purports to be a bomb — only for the police to find out that it's a ''real'' bomb.
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* From Roger Ebert's review: "A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those McDonald's-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ``I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a TurboMan toy!'' "
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* From Roger Ebert's review: "A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those McDonald's-style [=McDonald's=]-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ``I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a TurboMan [=TurboMan=] toy!'' "
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** Howard getting maced by Myron. "Ha ha, I gaht it!" *ssss!* "AAAAAAGGGHHH! HE MACED MEEE!!"
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** Howard getting maced by Myron. "Ha ha, I gaht it!" *ssss!* "AAAAAAGGGHHH! HE MACED MEEE!!"MEEE!!"
** "HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
* PUT DAT COOKIE DAHN! NAO!
* From Roger Ebert's review: "A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those McDonald's-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ``I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a TurboMan toy!'' "
** "HE'S GOT TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
* PUT DAT COOKIE DAHN! NAO!
* From Roger Ebert's review: "A kid gets the last numbered ball, Howard chases him through one of those McDonald's-style jungle gyms and eventually gets mauled by mothers who pound him with their purses while he protests, unforgettably, ``I'm not a pervert! I yust vas looking vor a TurboMan toy!'' "
