History Funny / JimGaffigan

31st Jan '16 12:36:26 AM case
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--> '''Hypothetical Audience Member''': [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder This guy's a crackhead.]] That's why he's so pale. [[SelfDeprecation He's the fattest crackhead I've ever seen.]]

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--> '''Hypothetical Audience Member''': [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder This guy's a crackhead.]] That's why he's so pale. [[SelfDeprecation He's the fattest crackhead I've ever seen.]]]]
* The origin of Easter tradition according to "Beyond the Pale". "How about eggs?" "Well what does that have to do with Jesus?" "All right, we'll hide 'em."
30th Jan '16 10:26:48 PM case
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** Capped off with a bit about meatball subs:
---> '''Jim''': "'Well, I could go jogging, or I could go to Subway and have a meatball sub.' What level of delusion are we in, where we view a meatball sub as a healthy alternative to a hamburger? It's like, how do you make a meatball sub? You roll five hamburgers into balls, cover them in cheese, and put them on a bun that holds five hamburgers. Eat Fresh!
9th Sep '15 12:03:57 PM lady_peaseblossom
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--> '''Hypothetical Audience Member''': [[BluntYes This guy's a crackhead.]] That's why he's so pale. [[SelfDeprecation He's the fattest crackhead I've ever seen.]]

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--> '''Hypothetical Audience Member''': [[BluntYes [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder This guy's a crackhead.]] That's why he's so pale. [[SelfDeprecation He's the fattest crackhead I've ever seen.]]
9th Sep '15 12:02:34 PM lady_peaseblossom
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--> '''Hypothetical Audience Member''': [[BluntYes This guy's a crackhead.]] That's why he's so pale. [[Self-Deprecation He's the fattest crackhead I've ever seen.]]

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--> '''Hypothetical Audience Member''': [[BluntYes This guy's a crackhead.]] That's why he's so pale. [[Self-Deprecation [[SelfDeprecation He's the fattest crackhead I've ever seen.]]
9th Sep '15 12:02:20 PM lady_peaseblossom
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'''Hypothetical Audience Member''': [[BluntYes This guy's a crackhead.]] That's why he's so pale. [[Self-Deprecation He's the fattest crackhead I've ever seen.]]

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--> '''Hypothetical Audience Member''': [[BluntYes This guy's a crackhead.]] That's why he's so pale. [[Self-Deprecation He's the fattest crackhead I've ever seen.]]
9th Sep '15 12:02:03 PM lady_peaseblossom
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* Talking about recycling, and how you're supposed to clean the recyclables before you throw them out. Jim says, "Maybe I should clean ''myself'' before I start washing the garbage."

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* Talking about recycling, and how you're supposed to clean the recyclables before you throw them out. Jim says, "Maybe I should clean ''myself'' before I start washing the garbage.""
* Talking about his unhealthy lifestyle:
--> '''Jim''': I eat late at night-- you're not supposed to eat late at night. Then again you're not supposed to drink booze in the morning. [''Condescendingly''] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick And apparently you're never supposed to smoke crack.]] ''Whatever'', I'm not training for the Olympics. Sometimes after an entire hour of work I wanna unwind with a burger and a crack pipe. If I do that every night, does that make me some "crackhead"?
'''Hypothetical Audience Member''': [[BluntYes This guy's a crackhead.]] That's why he's so pale. [[Self-Deprecation He's the fattest crackhead I've ever seen.]]
4th Aug '15 1:09:45 PM speedyboris
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* In "Mr. Universe", his bit about Subway. Especially the moment when the employee practically drowns Jim's sub in mayo.

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* In "Mr. Universe", his bit about Subway. Especially the moment when the employee practically drowns Jim's sub in mayo.mayo.
* Talking about recycling, and how you're supposed to clean the recyclables before you throw them out. Jim says, "Maybe I should clean ''myself'' before I start washing the garbage."
4th Aug '15 11:08:34 AM speedyboris
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--> '''Jim''': "Hey, you wanna share dessert? Let's share dessert!" "Why don't you get your ''own'' damn dessert?"

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--> '''Jim''': "Hey, you wanna share dessert? Let's share dessert!" "Why don't you get your ''own'' damn dessert?"dessert?"
* In "Mr. Universe", his bit about Subway. Especially the moment when the employee practically drowns Jim's sub in mayo.
28th Jan '15 7:34:55 AM speedyboris
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--> '''Jim''': "Six kids, Catholic". Like if she didn't add that "Catholic" on the end, people would think, "Wow, his mom really likes sex."

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--> '''Jim''': "Six kids, Catholic". Like if she didn't add that "Catholic" on the end, people would think, "Wow, his mom really likes sex.""
* In "Beyond the Pale", his annoyance when people want to share dessert at restaurants:
--> '''Jim''': "Hey, you wanna share dessert? Let's share dessert!" "Why don't you get your ''own'' damn dessert?"
16th Sep '14 10:51:15 AM speedyboris
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* In the Comedy Central Presents special, Jim asks if anyone's a gym teacher in the audience, then makes a joke about them ("I want to teach, but I don't want to read. How about kickball for forty years?"), and soon after asks if anyone's Pope in the audience.

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* In the Comedy Central Presents special, Jim asks if anyone's a gym teacher in the audience, then makes a joke about them ("I want to teach, but I don't want to read. How about kickball for forty years?"), and soon after asks if anyone's Pope in the audience.audience.
* In "Beyond the Pale", when discussing Catholicism:
--> '''Jim''': "Only eat fish on Friday... unless you forget!.... aw, do whatever the hell you want."
** Speaking of Catholicism, in the Comedy Central Presents special, he mentioned his family had six kids, "Catholic".
--> '''Jim''': "Six kids, Catholic". Like if she didn't add that "Catholic" on the end, people would think, "Wow, his mom really likes sex."
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