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--> '''Jim''': After a minute, I was like, "''I'm'' the Dumbo! I'm waiting to see ''myself''! At the end of the line, there's just gonna be a mirror and some guy going, "DUMBO!"
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--> '''Jim''': After a minute, I was like, "''I'm'' the Dumbo! I'm waiting to see ''myself''! At the end of the line, there's just gonna be a mirror and some guy going, "DUMBO!""DUMBO!""
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---> '''Jim:''': "It might take me a while to digest my quarter-pounder with cheese, but that tramp stamp...is forever. (sings the [=McDonald's=] jingle) Doo-do-do-do-doo... (whispers) Mistake!"
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---> '''Jim:''': '''Jim:''' "It might take me a while to digest my quarter-pounder with cheese, but that tramp stamp...is forever. (sings the [=McDonald's=] jingle) Doo-do-do-do-doo... (whispers) Mistake!"
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---> '''Jim''': Well, I could go jogging, or I could go to Subway and have a meatball sub.' What level of delusion are we in, where we view a meatball sub as a healthy alternative to a hamburger? It's like, how do you make a meatball sub? You roll five hamburgers into balls, cover them in cheese, and put them on a bun that holds five hamburgers. Eat Fresh!
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---> '''Jim''': Well, 'Well, I could go jogging, or I could go to Subway and have a meatball sub.' What level of delusion are we in, where we view a meatball sub as a healthy alternative to a hamburger? It's like, how do you make a meatball sub? You roll five hamburgers into balls, cover them in cheese, and put them on a bun that holds five hamburgers. Eat Fresh!
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* Talking about billionaires flying rockets into space, whose reasoning is that they go to outer space so that ''you'' can go to outer space. Jim: "...I don't want to go to outer space space. I wanna go to Italy, why don't you work on that?"
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* Talking about billionaires flying rockets into space, whose reasoning is that they go to outer space so that ''you'' can go to outer space. Jim: "...I don't want to go to outer space space. I wanna go to Italy, why don't you work on that?"
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* His bit about the Apostles:
--> '''Jim''': How'd they come up with that name? Do you think one of the apostles was like, ''(Joisey accent)'' "Hey Jesus, me and the guys were talkin'..." ''(normal voice)'' [[LampshadeHanging I don't know why he sounds like... maybe he's the apostle from Brooklyn.]]
--> '''Jim''': How'd they come up with that name? Do you think one of the apostles was like, ''(Joisey accent)'' "Hey Jesus, me and the guys were talkin'..." ''(normal voice)'' [[LampshadeHanging I don't know why he sounds like... maybe he's the apostle from Brooklyn.]]
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* Talking about [[UsefulNotes/TheProtestantReformation Martin Luther]]: "He had those 95 problems, [[Music/JayZ but a bitch ain't one."]]
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* Talking about [[UsefulNotes/TheProtestantReformation Martin Luther]]: "He had those 95 problems, [[Music/JayZ but a bitch ain't one."]]"]]
* Talking about billionaires flying rockets into space, whose reasoning is that they go to outer space so that ''you'' can go to outer space. Jim: "...I don't want to go to outer space space. I wanna go to Italy, why don't you work on that?"
* His extended bit about bikers, saying they look angry: "And I think it's 'cause they're cold. Right? That vest with no shirt? That’s gotta be chilly."
* "Do you wanna know why older men grow hair on weird parts of their body? That's nature's way of saying, "You're done. Stop mating or I'm going to turn you into a throw rug."
* Talking about billionaires flying rockets into space, whose reasoning is that they go to outer space so that ''you'' can go to outer space. Jim: "...I don't want to go to outer space space. I wanna go to Italy, why don't you work on that?"
* His extended bit about bikers, saying they look angry: "And I think it's 'cause they're cold. Right? That vest with no shirt? That’s gotta be chilly."
* "Do you wanna know why older men grow hair on weird parts of their body? That's nature's way of saying, "You're done. Stop mating or I'm going to turn you into a throw rug."
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* Jim took his kids to the Anne Frank house. His six year old asks if they have video games here. Jim's response: "I'm gonna need you to be quiet, for the rest of your life."
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* Jim took his kids to the Anne Frank house. His six year old asks if they have video games here. Jim's response: "I'm gonna need you to be quiet, for the rest of your life.""
!!Comedy Monster:
* He jokes about the pandemic- one of the people most susceptible to complications were people with "comorbidities". He translates that to "All the fat-asses are gonna die". Then he asks, "...''How'' fat? Are we talkin' Wal-Mart fat, or Jim Gaffigan fat?"
* Talking about kids distance learning: "And my kids were good, they totally kept a distance from learning."
* Talking about vacationing in Hawaii:
--> '''Jim''': Cause I stuck out in Hawaii. I didn't even look like a tourist. I look like someone they brought in to make the tourists feel more comfortable.
* Talking about being stuck behind a parade: "I hate humans."
* Talking about [[UsefulNotes/TheProtestantReformation Martin Luther]]: "He had those 95 problems, [[Music/JayZ but a bitch ain't one."]]
!!Comedy Monster:
* He jokes about the pandemic- one of the people most susceptible to complications were people with "comorbidities". He translates that to "All the fat-asses are gonna die". Then he asks, "...''How'' fat? Are we talkin' Wal-Mart fat, or Jim Gaffigan fat?"
* Talking about kids distance learning: "And my kids were good, they totally kept a distance from learning."
* Talking about vacationing in Hawaii:
--> '''Jim''': Cause I stuck out in Hawaii. I didn't even look like a tourist. I look like someone they brought in to make the tourists feel more comfortable.
* Talking about being stuck behind a parade: "I hate humans."
* Talking about [[UsefulNotes/TheProtestantReformation Martin Luther]]: "He had those 95 problems, [[Music/JayZ but a bitch ain't one."]]
