History Funny / Jekyll

29th Apr '15 1:07:20 PM jkrfan7
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* Benjamin gives this gem:
-->'''Benjamin:''' I take total responsibility for any mistakes today, which means I FIRE EVERYBODY!
8th Jul '13 10:04:25 PM theredlongitude
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-->(''GilliganCut to Christopher, bloody and covered in bits of glass, hauling himself off the pavement. Hyde strolls out of the pub, headbutts Christopher to the ground, and strolls away.'')

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-->(''GilliganCut to Christopher, bloody and covered in bits of glass, hauling himself off the pavement. Hyde strolls out of the pub, headbutts Christopher to the ground, and strolls practically skips away.'')
12th Mar '13 11:56:27 AM Ciara13
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* The first question Claire has when she's tied up Hyde? "What do you mean you haven't fucked in days?!"

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* The first question Claire has when she's tied up Hyde? "What do you mean you haven't fucked anyone in days?!"
25th Jun '12 12:32:17 AM zara2148
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* The first question Claire has when she's tied up Hyde? "What do you mean you haven't fucked in days?!"
8th Apr '12 8:26:20 AM Embryon
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* And later...

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* ** And later...



--> '''Tom:''' My dark side likes Mary Poppins. No wonder I was bullied at school.

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--> '''Tom:''' My dark side likes Mary Poppins. No wonder I was bullied at school.school.
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12th Mar '12 2:56:30 AM NanoMoose
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* Hyde has just killed the frankly obnoxious Benjamin, and now has several guns trained on him. He tells them that he's fast enough to kill most of them before they kill him, and that 'What you guys have got to ask yourselves is...how much did I like my boss?' Colonel Hart thinks he's bluffing but doesn't want to risk it, and stands his men down. He then adds this little gem: 'And personally, I couldn't stand the guy.'
* For all the JekyllAndHyde scenario is played for drama, it's still played for laughs in a few scenes- particularly when Jackman returns from one of Hyde's dates.

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* Hyde has just killed the frankly obnoxious Benjamin, and now has several guns trained on him. He tells them that he's fast enough to kill most all of them before even once they kill mortally wound him, and that 'What "What you guys have got to ask yourselves is...how much did I like my boss?' boss?" Colonel Hart thinks he's bluffing but doesn't want to risk it, and stands his men down. He then adds this little gem: 'And "And personally, I couldn't stand the guy.'
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* For all the JekyllAndHyde scenario is played for drama, it's still played for laughs in a few scenes- scenes - particularly when Jackman returns from one of Hyde's dates.



-->'''Tom:''' ...expressive.
-->'''Katherine:''' I gave you a breathalyser! You've always got to check- you don't know where you've been! It's enough that you've got the ancient family curse, you don't need to lose your driving licence, too.
* Hyde at a pub, in which he takes revenge on Jackman by ordering at least four drinks that are apparently "really bad for hangovers," and downing them at SuperSpeed.

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-->'''Tom:''' ...expressive.
Expressive.
-->'''Katherine:''' I gave you a breathalyser! You've always got to check- check - you don't know where you've been! It's enough that you've got the ancient family curse, you don't need to lose your driving licence, too.
* Hyde at a pub, in which he takes hilariously petty revenge on Jackman by ordering at least four drinks that are apparently "really bad for hangovers," and downing them at SuperSpeed.



-->(Christopher stands to attention.)
-->'''Benjamin:''' This is Christopher... and in the event of you attempting any violence on my person, Mr Hyde, Christopher's going to take an attitude, and believe me when I tell you when you don't wanna be there when Christopher takes an attitude. [...] Now, there's two things we can do, here: I can tell you what the hell I'm talkin' about, or you can try an throw Christopher out that itty-bitty window. I don't think Christopher'll fit. (He raises his glass) Cheers.
-->(GilliganCut to Christopher, bloody and covered in bits of glass, hauling himself off the pavement. Hyde strolls out of the pub, headbutts Christopher to the ground, and strolls away.)

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-->(Christopher -->(''Christopher stands to attention.attention''.)
-->'''Benjamin:''' This is Christopher... and in the event of you attempting any violence on my person, Mr Hyde, Christopher's going to take an attitude, and believe me when I tell you when you don't wanna be there when Christopher takes an attitude. [...] Now, there's two things we can do, here: I can tell you what the hell I'm talkin' about, or you can try an throw Christopher out that itty-bitty window. I don't think Christopher'll he'd fit. (He (''He raises his glass) glass.'') Cheers.
-->(GilliganCut -->(''GilliganCut to Christopher, bloody and covered in bits of glass, hauling himself off the pavement. Hyde strolls out of the pub, headbutts Christopher to the ground, and strolls away.)'')



-->'''Tom:''' That's not exactly loving them, is it? That's more shooting them.

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-->'''Tom:''' That's not exactly loving them, is it? That's more more...shooting them.



-->'''Peter:''' (Throwing away a sandwich) That meat wasn't fresh. Now there's really no excuse for that in a zoo, is there?

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-->'''Peter:''' (Throwing (''Throwing away a sandwich) sandwich.'') That meat wasn't fresh. Now there's really no excuse for that in a zoo, is there?



--> '''Tom:''' [finding a CD] "The Lion King and other Disney Favorites".

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--> '''Tom:''' [finding (''finding a CD] CD'') "The Lion King and other Other Disney Favorites".



--> '''Tom:''' He has "Disney Favorites"?

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--> '''Tom:''' He has "Disney Favorites"? ''"Disney Favorites"''?



--> '''Tom:''' My dark side likes Mary Poppins- no wonder I was bullied at school.

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--> '''Tom:''' My dark side likes Mary Poppins- no Poppins. No wonder I was bullied at school.
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