History Funny / ItsAlwaysSunnyinPhiladelphia

--->'''Dennis:''' "Yeah, see, the mouse always wins. There's... there's, like, no winning with mices."

** Later on, they try to give Charlie gifts based on his dream journal. The "worm hat" idea proved the hardest to get right due to AmbiguousSyntax, so they make gifts based on three possible interpretations: a hat made out of worms, a hat that makes you look like a worm, and a tiny hat that you could put on a worm.

** Throughout the episode, Dee tries to glue herself to things in protest. After glueing herself to Charlie's apartment, she asks him to free her so she can use the new bathroom. He refuses but does give her pillow as to not be a bad host.

* "Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire" - the moment where...well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Frank causes Dee to catch fire]] as she attempts to save a box of kittens, which she proceeds to hurl because she's on fire.

** Cricket blows sand in the gang's eyes as part of his wrestling character as a Middle-Eastern terrorist, [[AmusingInjuries blinding them]] as revenge for what they put him through. Then Frank comes in as the Trashman and hurls a metal trash can at his head, cutting his neck on a sharp edge and nearly ''killing'' him. When the audience is stunned silent by their ''genuine'' injuries, Frank sheepishly raises both his arms in triumph. And the crowd goes ''wild.''

** Mac trying to [[RawEggsMakeYouStronger drink egg yolks.]] He smiles....[[VomitIndiscretionShot before hurling his guts into the sink.]]

* The end of "Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass." Frank gets sent to the basement of Paddy's to run his gambling operations. After deciding to evacuate everyone from the bar, Dennis and Mac go to the basement to find that Frank has spread his gambling to RussianRoulette. He spins a revolver and gives it to a participant and off screen we hear a gunshot [[BlackComedy and a thud.]] The fact that all of Frank's "friends" in that basement are Vietnamese, along with the fact that Frank is wearing a pair of sunglasses with one of the lenses popped out and smoking a cigarette, makes that scene also a ShoutOut to the most famous scene from the end of ''The Deer Hunter''.

-->'''Liam''': You were supposed to stab one of ''them!''

--->'''Mac!Murtaugh:''' "Yeah, I got some last words..." ''*sharply inhaling*'' "''GO SUCK AN ''EEEEGG!''"

** Together with Mac's even more [[GutteralGrowler exaggerated and far worse impression of Murtaugh]]:

** When the gang goes to football tryouts, Frank drops acid (and tricks Charlie into doing the same). Frank gets trapped in a bathroom and is too high to get out. He sees a woman who tells him to get out through the toilet. Later it's revealed that all of this is in his head and he's just standing in a garbage bin, asking the rest of the Gang how they got into the bathroom. He then mistakes Charlie (who is in his Green Man costume) for a lizard.
--->'''Frank:''' Hey lizard. Am I standing in poo?

* Ryan stabbing Liam in the arm in "The Gang Gets Held Hostage".

* "Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender": The reaction on Mrs. Mac when Mac says: "You guys haven't seen each other in so long, huh? It's exciting!" Mrs. Mac merely coughs out a puff of smoke.

* In "The Waitress Is Getting Married," Dennis and Mac set up a Match.com profile for Charlie, and get some ''weird'' answers. Such as: Favorite food: "Milksteak"; favorite hobby: "Magnets"; what are some of your likes: "Ghouls"; what are your dislikes: "People's knees".

** The funniest part of the dating profile scene isn't so much Charlie's answers as it is Mac and Dennis's increasingly exasperated responses to Charlie's increasingly absurd answers.

** He's also bleeding due to hornet stings and sweating profusely through his shirt, claims he ate an entire block of cheese before arriving, and then admits to his date after botching the philanthropist lie that he's a janitor at a bar.Somehow, she doesn't ditch him, and Charlie meets Dennis and Mac in the bathroom where, due to his shirt being covered in sweat, [[InsaneTrollLogic he asks Dennis to give him his (completely different) shirt]]. Upon coming back out, Charlie orders milksteak and then stabs at his date's breasts when told to "make a move," which is when she finally leaves.

--->'''Charlie:''' I don't want a giant bloody man in the bar scaring the customers!

*** To look better on television, Dee doesn't eat for three days straight and smuggles in a keychain that plays fart noises to be more spontaneous. She faints in the middle of a question and falls keychain-first on the floor, making it look like she farted herself unconscious. Over and over.

** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "OI, OI, OI, OI, OI, OI, OI, OI, OI, OI, OI, OI, OI!"]]

* The entirety of "Who Pooped the Bed?", especially Dee's FreakOut over poop at an art gallery and Artemis' whodunit-style summation that turns out be as wrong as it is far-fetched. ToiletHumor doesn't get much funnier than this.

** Dennis reads the campaign speech [[LIsForDyslexia Charlie]] wrote, while Charlie mouths the speech in the background:
--->"Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot." ''[[WhoWritesThisCrap What?]]'' "Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia, so do."

* [[http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/60d14b6331/danny-devito-the-contract-from-danny-devito Charlie Day dealing with Danny DeVito's contract.]]

** When Dee sets the rabbit free, it's immediately snatched by a bird.

** One comment talks about how only Glenn could make eating a salad look unhealthy.