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* "Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad": When Dennis and Dee tell Frank they have something disturbing to tell him, Frank immediately assumes [[BrotherSisterIncest that they are banging each other]].
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCfe7xAvbD8 Frank's unforgettable reaction]] to [[spoiler: finding out he's not Dennis and Dee's real father]].
12th Feb '17 8:05:39 PM AznPinoy
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* While The Gang woke up black to everyone but themselves, they try to find out what movie they are living in.
* Dennis, Charlie, and Mac try to get into Dennis's car when Dennis doesn't have his keys due to "being in someone else's body." Then the cops show up and arrest them when they talk to them.
* Frank's song about being able to say words like "homie," "bro," "my man," "fo'sho," and of course, the [[NWordPrivileges N word.]]
* Charlie talks about letting him speak to the cops and pulls out a train. The cops shoot him immediately, then they start singing "We Just Learned a Lesson."
* Mac and Dee go on the water slide they used to ride on 20 years ago. Predictably, Mac and Dee get stuck, along with everyone else who rides on the slide.
* When Charlie and Frank hear about how a kid could cut through the line because he has leukemia, they pretend that Frank has AIDS.


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* Frank's reaction to his soda being the official drink of not Boca Raton, but Boko Haram.
-->'''Frank:''' [[OhCrap Whoops.]]
* The reason why UFC fighters love Fight Milk? It causes them to shit and puke a lot, making them lose weight.
* The two segments that Frank, Dennis, and Dee go on to defend themselves about Wolf Cola. The first time went south due to Frank saying how Boko Haram is not as bad as Al-Qaeda or ISIS. The second time had Dennis go on a tangent about how he hates dogs and should be able to eat fried dogs if people could eat fried chicken.
** The twitter responses for both segments are also humorous.
** If you watch closely, when Dennis talks about eating dogs and fried dogs, Frank and Dee [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leave him there while he was talking.]]
* As it turns out, Fight Milk has a lot of banned substances and is now the target of the news. [[HopeSpot Dennis states how this is the good part of the 24 hour news channel,]] [[HereWeGoAgain until the news reporter states that Fight Milk is made by Frank's Fluids.]]
* Frank has mirrors on his shoes, to look up women's skirts.
* Both times when the arbitrator states on how they will judge or ask the Gang to be civil, they switch arbitrators.
* When asked about what Frank would say to the arbitrator if he was going to save her life:
-->'''Frank:''' Well...I suppose...\\
'''Charlie:''' Nigger?\\
'''The Gang besides Charlie:''' Woah, woah [[EveryoneHasStandards *they criticize Charlie for saying the n word*]]
* When Mac shows his bike, Dee has this response:
-->'''Dee:''' Yeah, what it looks like is that you are [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] yourself with a dildo bike.
6th Feb '17 8:05:24 PM AznPinoy
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* Frank and Charlie trespass into a Thunder Gun Water ride. Then Charlie pours water into the dry slide while Frank rides down. [[RealityEnsures The results]] [[EpicFail are]] [[AmusingInjuries what you expect.]]

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* Frank and Charlie trespass into a Thunder Gun Water ride. Then Charlie pours water into the dry slide while Frank rides down. [[RealityEnsures [[RealityEnsues The results]] [[EpicFail are]] [[AmusingInjuries what you expect.]]
6th Feb '17 8:04:57 PM AznPinoy
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[[folder:Season 12]]
* Frank and Charlie trespass into a Thunder Gun Water ride. Then Charlie pours water into the dry slide while Frank rides down. [[RealityEnsures The results]] [[EpicFail are]] [[AmusingInjuries what you expect.]]
19th Jan '17 12:47:38 AM BobSaget9
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-->'''Mac''': Let me see your tongue. (Charlie shows off his ''green'' tongue) ''[[{{Squick}} (grabs mouth in shock) Oh, my God, dude! Oh, that shit's just disgusting!]]''

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-->'''Mac''': Let me see your tongue. (Charlie shows off his ''green'' tongue) ''[[{{Squick}} (grabs mouth in shock) Oh, my God, dude! Oh, that shit's just disgusting!]]''
19th Jan '17 12:46:40 AM BobSaget9
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-->'''Charlie''': [[BlatantLies ...no.]]
-->'''Mac''': Let me see your tongue. (Charlie shows off his ''silver'' tongue) [[{{Squick}} Oh, my God, dude! Oh, that shit's just disgusting!]]

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-->'''Charlie''': [[BlatantLies ... ... ...no.]]
-->'''Mac''': Let me see your tongue. (Charlie shows off his ''silver'' ''green'' tongue) [[{{Squick}} ''[[{{Squick}} (grabs mouth in shock) Oh, my God, dude! Oh, that shit's just disgusting!]]disgusting!]]''



** Charlie continues to give empty half-responses, eventually walking away and leaving Mac with "but I hear ya, I hear ya, it's a frustrating thing, it's like [[HypocriticalHumor the guy doesn't listen to us]], man, we try to get through to him..."

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** When Mac reminds him that they ''weren't'' going to try and capture a leprechaun, Charlie continues to give goes down into the basement while giving empty half-responses, eventually walking away and leaving Mac with "but I hear ya, I hear ya, it's a frustrating thing, it's like [[HypocriticalHumor the guy doesn't listen to us]], man, we try to get through to him..."
10th Jan '17 1:28:42 PM BobSaget9
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-->'''Dee''': "Crack...crack...crack..."

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-->'''Dee''': "Crack... crack... crack...crack..."


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-->'''Charlie''': (to the Waitress) ''[[NeverMyFault Do you see what you've done?!]]''
10th Jan '17 1:24:22 PM BobSaget9
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* The end of "The Gang Gives Back." As part of court-ordered community service for what they did to the Israeli man who threatened to take their bar, Mac, Dennis and Dee are required to coach dual basketball teams at the local rec center, Dennis coaching one team, Mac and Dee coaching the other. Frank decides to get in on this by betting on the game with his gambling-addicted, chain-smoking Vietnamese friends, but he fixes the game by giving Dennis' star player a bike in exchange for staying out of it. After realization of this disadvantage, Dennis teaches his team to play dirty, and Mac and Dee do the same. Meanwhile, Charlie was court-ordered to join Alcoholics Anonymous, where he meets the Waitress and tries to stalk her there. When he lets out that Dennis is coaching a community basketball team, she attends the game to see him coach. Jealous, Charlie offers to referee the game and shows up drunk out of his mind. The results have to be seen to believed.

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* The end of "The Gang Gives Back." As part of court-ordered community service for what they did to the Israeli man who threatened to take their bar, Mac, Dennis and Dee are required to coach dual basketball teams at the local rec center, Dennis coaching one team, Mac and Dee coaching the other. Frank decides to get in on this by betting on the game with his gambling-addicted, chain-smoking Vietnamese friends, but he fixes the game by giving Dennis' star player a bike in exchange for staying out of it. After realization of this disadvantage, Dennis teaches his team to play dirty, and Mac and Dee do the same. Meanwhile, Charlie was court-ordered to join Alcoholics Anonymous, where he meets the Waitress and tries to stalk her there. When he lets out that Dennis is coaching a community basketball team, she attends the game to see him coach. Jealous, Charlie offers to referee the game and shows up drunk out of his mind. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqIIuSQAdHs The results have to be seen to believed.]]
** At one point, Charlie up and takes the ball, and tries to make a basket... by throwing it directly into the hoop.
19th Dec '16 8:26:21 PM RampinUp46
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** The ending line: "Because you are ''crack heads'', children." Then Dennis and Dee weakly mutter "Crack..." over and over.

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** The ending line: "Because you are ''crack heads'', children." Then Frank revealing that due to the events of the episode, he's promoting Charlie to ''management'' because he "had a lot of balls stealing my money" while simultaneously giving Mac nothing for ''the exact same reason'' and reassigning Dennis and Dee to "Charlie Work" because their unemployment scam led to them becoming crackheads. This leaves Dennis and Dee dumbfounded and weakly mutter muttering their final lines in the episode:
-->'''Dennis''':
"Crack..." over and over."
-->'''Dee''': "Crack...crack...crack..."



** The LiteralCliffhanger, which is subverted when Ryan only drops a story and lands comfortably on the street.

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** The LiteralCliffhanger, which is subverted when Ryan only drops a story and lands comfortably on the street.street without injury.



'''Charlie''': Dee, I can explain it, all right? There's some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer and glue. It makes you feel, like, extremely sick and tired. You're able to fall asleep.\\

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'''Charlie''': Dee, I can can't explain it, all right? There's some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer and glue. It makes you feel, like, extremely sick and tired. You're tired, then you're able to fall asleep.\\asleep!\\



'''Charlie''': 'Cause there's going to be about fifty cats howling outside that window all night long, and you have no idea how loud 50 cats can be!\\

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'''Charlie''': 'Cause there's going to be about fifty cats howling outside that window all night long, and you have no ''no'' idea how loud 50 fifty cats can be!\\



'''Charlie''': I have fifty cats howling outside my window because I have 10,000 rats running around my building, Dee, okay?!\\

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'''Charlie''': I have fifty cats howling outside my window because ''because I have 10,000 rats 10,000'' '''''rats''''' running around my building, Dee, okay?!\\



'''Charlie''': I'm not an idiot! There's a reason to do the things that- oh! ''(cats heard outside)'' It's starting right on time. If I were you, I'd start wolfing that shit down.

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'''Charlie''': I'm not an idiot! There's a reason to do the things that- oh! ''(cats heard ''(Charlie's stomach growls right as a cat meows from outside)'' It's starting right on time. If I were you, I'd start wolfing that shit down.



* Mac's letter to Chase Utley in "The World Series Defense."

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* Mac's letter to Chase Utley in "The World Series Defense."Defense". Most of the court is in stitches by the time Dee finishes reading it out loud.



** To top it all off, the rival that the gang was trying to intimidate into performing in a [[SeriousBusiness flip-cup tournament]] finally caved in after having his house vandalized and his business slandered/wrecked, only for the gang to nonchalantly declare that they were not only completely over the idea of playing flip-cup, they didn't even show up to the tournament because they all ''forgot'' the date of the event.



* "The Gang Buys a Boat": Dee dances like the inflatable dancer seen in most used car lots. When the boat goes up in flames... it's ''still'' dancing.

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* "The Gang Buys a Boat": Dee dances is stated to dance like the inflatable dancer seen in most used car lots. When lots, so naturally, one of these dancers is bought for the boat to prove the point. Later, when the boat goes up in flames... flames, it's ''still'' dancing.



** Charlie telling Mac that he buys burner phones; Mac tells him that those are predominantly used by drug dealers. Charlie admits that he buys them so he can keep calling the waitress without her blocking his number.

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** Charlie telling Mac that he buys burner phones; Mac tells him that those are predominantly used by drug dealers. Charlie admits that he buys them phones so he can keep calling the waitress without her blocking his number.number. Mac quickly retorts that doing so is so unbelievably trashy that it could be considered "felon class" trashy.



* The ''entirety'' of "A Very Sunny Christmas". Highlights include Mac and Charlie's Christmas flashbacks, Frank coming out of the couch naked at a Christmas party, Charlie attacking Santa, the Gang getting trash thrown at them, and Frank's stop-motion coma dream.

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* The ''entirety'' of "A Very Sunny Christmas". Highlights include Mac and Charlie's Christmas flashbacks, Frank coming out of the couch naked at a Christmas party, Charlie violently attacking Santa, Santa [[ItMakesSenseInContext while accusing him of having sex with his mom]], the Gang getting trash thrown at them, them while trying to go caroling at 4:00 AM, and Frank's stop-motion coma dream.



* Near the end of the [[FlowersForAlgernonSyndrome "Flowers for Charlie"]] Charlie unveils his new invention: a machine that allows spiders to talk with cats. [[spoiler: Made even more funny when it turns out the pill Charlie was given was a placebo.]]

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* Near the end of the [[FlowersForAlgernonSyndrome "Flowers for Charlie"]] has Charlie unveils taking a medication that allows his new invention: intelligence to increase exponentially to the point where he starts putting together well thought out arguments in response to the gang's initial skepticism, learns Mandarin in an almost inhumanly short period of time, and starts working on an invention which is finally unveiled towards the end of the episode: a machine that allows spiders to talk with cats. [[spoiler: Made even more funny when As it turns out out, the pill Charlie was given was simply a placebo.]]placebo. All the negative side effects he felt were simply imagined, the Mandarin he was supposedly conversing in was nothing more than complete gibberish, and his arrogance skyrocketed to the point where he not only began isolating himself from the gang, but he even ''fell out of love with the Waitress'' because he perceived her to be stupider than himself.]] Naturally, he goes back to being the "normal" Charlie shortly after this is revealed.



* Dennis' [[BreakTheHaughty pathetic meltdown]] on Family Fight.

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* Dennis' [[BreakTheHaughty pathetic meltdown]] on Family Fight.Fight caused by the "wrong answer" buzzer going off around him one too many times.



* "The Gang Group Dates". Frank coaches Mac and Charlie on how to seem normal during a date. After going over the list of subects to avoid (pooping, snakes, the Waitress, Jews, cowboys vs. teachers, creationism...) He decides they better start at square one, and he'll blow a whistle to "call" the date if they screw up:

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* "The Gang Group Dates". Frank coaches Mac and Charlie on how to seem normal during a date. After going over the list of subects subjects to avoid (pooping, snakes, the Waitress, Jews, cowboys vs. teachers, creationism...) He decides they better start at square one, and he'll blow a whistle to "call" the date if they screw up:



* "Charlie Work" Mac's hilariously meek approach of Dennis, which eventually led to Dennis scratching up Mac's face, as well as a real demonstration of how far his turn as "barely keeping it together psycho" has gone.
--> "LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!"[[/folder]]

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* "Charlie Work" Work". Mac's hilariously meek approach of Dennis, which eventually led to Dennis scratching up Mac's face, as well as a real demonstration of how far his turn as "barely keeping it together psycho" has gone.
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--> "LOOK "'''''LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!"[[/folder]]
ME!'''''"[[/folder]]



** Dee storming into the courtroom and declaring the Lawyer is a liar because he's a Jew, only to realise how bad that sounds. [[labelnote:Note]]She believed the Lawyer was a liar because he claimed not be Jewish, but had a great-grandparent named Abramowicz, so he's lying about his Jewish heritage.[[/labelnote]]

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** Dee storming into the courtroom and declaring the Lawyer is a liar because he's a Jew, only to realise realize how bad that sounds. [[labelnote:Note]]She believed the Lawyer was a liar because he claimed not be Jewish, but had a great-grandparent named Abramowicz, so he's lying about his Jewish heritage.[[/labelnote]]
5th Nov '16 10:03:14 PM BobSaget9
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*** Apparently that whole speech [[ThowItIn was actually improvised by Glenn]]; Charlie Day ''barely'' managed to avoid cracking up.

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*** Apparently that whole speech [[ThowItIn [[ThrowItIn was actually improvised by Glenn]]; Charlie Day ''barely'' managed to avoid cracking up.
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