History Funny / ItsAlwaysSunnyinPhiladelphia

* In "Frank's Pretty Woman," Charlie vomits fake blood all over his date while acting as a Southern billionaire. We only find out why after the fact, so there's no proper setup for the gag at all (we see Charlie eating the blood capsules earlier, but it's not said what they are and any first-time viewer who notices will assume it's just candy) what we can only assume is candy) and it comes right the hell out of nowhere; the suddenness of it just makes the whole thing even funnier:

* In "Frank's Pretty Woman," Charlie vomits fake blood all over his date while acting as a Southern billionaire. We only find out why after the fact, so there's no setup for the gag at all and it comes right the hell out of nowhere; the suddenness of it just makes the whole thing even funnier:

'''Charlie:''' Did you fuck her?! Did you fuck MY ''FUCKING'' MOM?! DID YOU ''FUCK'' MY MOM, SANTA!?! ''(viciously bites the Mall Santa in his neck)''

** The rest of the Gang doing nothing but watch while Frank chokes on his food, with their expressions ranging from apathy to ''excitement''.

'''Charlie:''' He's deep in my soul, soul, soul. He's been there for years. He's got a big bite. Now he's ready to fiiiiiiight! For what he loves! I don't need your trophies or your gold, I just wanna tell you all, "go fuck yourselves!"

*** [[HilariousInHindsight The song is even funnier]] considering in Season Two, "Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom", Frank was checking out a waitress in the episode who was played by his actual daughter.

'''Dennis:''' ... ''NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE!!'' I'VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GOD-DAMN TIME!\\

---> '''Dennis:''' (''beat'', '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion demonic]]''' '''[[HellIsThatNoise roar]]''')

* The TwistEnding of "Mac & Dennis Move to the Suburbs." Frank honors his deal to give them free rent... for the house that drove both of them AxeCrazy.
* The shocking [[{{TheReveal}} revelation]] that Mac's famous homemade macaroni and cheese was actually store-bought Kraft Mac and Cheese.
-->'''Dennis:''' "''(Opens the closet and sees an avalanche of Kraft macaroni boxes spill onto the floor, staring Mac dead in the eyes)'' [[{{TranquilFury}} Tell me about Mac's world-famous mac and cheese.]]"

** The entire montage of Mac and Dennis trying to get used to Suburban life, only to crack even further. All set to Crazy by Gnarls Barkley. Made even funnier when it ends by [[SmashCut smash cutting]] to Dennis Jr's grave (A dog that Dennis got for Mac that died due to not being fed).
** As Mac and Dennis break entirely, the alarm that has been going in the house throughout the epsiode goes off again, leading to a glorious bit of hamming it up from Dennis.
---> '''Mac:''' There's that chirping again! How are you not hearing this!\\
'''Dennis:''' ''NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE!'' I've been hearing it the entire god-damn time!\\

** The ending of the same episode. Rather than spend the rest of the year rent-free in the house, Mac and Dennis agree to spend the rest of the year sleeping in a bed with Dee and an old black man.

'''Dennis:''' Newsflash, Asshole! I've been hearing it the entire god-damn time!\\

'''Dennis:''' [[ChewingTheScenery BECAUSE I HAAAAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOOU!!!]]

** Frank's attempt at creating a viral video to advertise Paddy's Pub. [[{{WhatAnIdiot}} He gets "viral" confused with "virus."]]

** As soon as they're caught, Frank tries one desperate attempt to steal the vase using [[WhatAnIdiot his whip.]] It shatters instantly.

** Charlie thinks that [[WhatAnIdiot ornithologists can talk to birds.]]

** The gang tries to sell the gasoline to a rich elderly woman, with Dennis and Charlie (who’s dressed as a cowboy by the way) being the salespeople. Sadly, due to Charlie’s……………wording, she gets the wrong impression as Charlie talks about “filling her up”, “won’t take no for an answer” and “will sic his associate on her” and end by asking her “So, can I fill you up or what?”. Cut to them jumping into the van and speeding away, revealing that she called the cops on them.

--->'''Dee''': I didn't feel like opening up a bottle of wine so I brought you some scotch 'cause I feel like that's what writers should drink.\\
'''Dennis''': Hey, some top-shelf scotch.\\
'''Corman''': Uh, I don't drink scotch.\\
'''Dee''': Well, you don't have to be a dick about it.

-->'''Mac''': Huh, who?
-->'''Charlie''': ''(Points to the man in black)'' Barney, he's the guy who tipped me off to Pepe Silvia.
-->'''Mac''': "Barney?!" Who the hell is Barney?!"
-->'''Charlie''': ''(Turns to "Barney", only to discover he's not real)'' YOU DON'T SEE THE-- Oh, shit. Where the hell did he...?
-->'''Mac''': You've lost your mind. You've lost your ''goddamn mind,'' Charlie!

-->'''Guy carrying the Liberty Bell''': Shit. Bro, we just broke the liberty bell.

--> '''Charlie:''' W-w-wait. Check his pulse.
--> '''Dee:''' HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD!

-->'''Woman''': ''(reading the script while Dee ad-libs her song to reassure the audience that she's not a pedophile)'' [[{{WhoWritesThisCrap}} What is happening?]]

--->'''Mac:''' Jesus Christ, Dee, I'm covered in piss!
--->'''Dee:''' [[NeverMyFault Well, maybe you shouldn'ta had your window down!]]
--->'''Mac:''' Well, maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of '''pee''' out the window!
--->'''Dee:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic Maybe I should, maybe I shouldn't, it's up for debate.]]
--->'''Mac:''' You shouldn't!

---->'''Da Maniac''': You remind me of my kids.
---->'''Mac''': You got kids, Maniac?
---->'''Long pause'''
---->'''Da Maniac''': Naaaaaaah...not anymore.

** Charlie and Dee take a shortcut through the sewer system while it’s still dry. Dee gets her high-heel shoe stuck in a floor grate just as a rush of sewer water is about to flood the room. She makes it to the movie theater smelling like feces.

** After Frank suffers from amnesia from his fall out of the window, Charlie [[InsaneTrollLogic somehow gets the idea that it's a time portal]] and tries to ''defenestrate'' his ex-girlfriend so they could "start over."