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** This gem:
-->'''Guy carrying the Liberty Bell''': Shit. Bro, we just broke the liberty bell.
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** Dennis' protest sign? [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} "What if Jesus was aborted?"]]

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** Dennis' Mac's protest sign? [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} "What if Jesus was aborted?"]]
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** The gang tries to sell the gasoline to a rich elderly woman, with Dennis and Charlie (who’s dressed as a cowboy by the way) being the salespeople. Sadly, due to Charlie’s……………wording, she gets the wrong impression as Charlie talks about “filling her up”, “won’t take no for an answer” and “will sic his associate on her” and end by asking her “So, can I fill you up or what?”. Cut to them jumping into the van and speeding away, revealing that she called the cops on them.
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** Charlie remembering the Santas that came to his house every Christmas morning to "cheer his mom up". Especially funny is the fact that the first Santa that Charlie meets is dressed in an elaborate and realistic costume and hands him a pretty and expensively wrapped present. From there, the following Santas gets progressively more and more unconvincing and lazy in their costume and choice of present for Charlie; one of them is just wearing a Christmas-themed scarf over his normal winter-clothes and gives him a present wrapped in newspaper, and the last one is just wearing a red hat and t-shirt and hands him a banana.

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** Charlie remembering the Santas that came to his house every Christmas morning to "cheer his mom up". Especially funny is the fact that the first Santa that Charlie meets is dressed in an elaborate and realistic costume and hands him a pretty and expensively wrapped present. From there, the following Santas gets progressively more and more unconvincing and lazy in their costume and choice of present for Charlie; one of them is just wearing a Christmas-themed scarf over his normal winter-clothes and gives him a present wrapped in newspaper, and the last one is two are just wearing a red hat t-shirts and t-shirt and hands hand him a banana.banana and a kickball.
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--> '''Dee''': I like to eat cock.\\

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--> '''Dee''': Well, Grant, I tell you what. I like to eat cock.\\
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---->'''Mall Santa:''' So, son. What would you like for Christmas, huh?\\

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---->'''Mall Santa:''' So, son. son... ''(bops Charlie on his nose)'' What would you ''you'' like for Christmas, huh?\\
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-->"Your addiction has affected us in the following ways: you are ''annoying''."


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** The Gang pointing and screaming at Frank, threatening to point out his flaws. This would make a normal person have a heart attack, but Frank is totally into it, thinking it's a roast.

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** The gang tricks Frank into coming to the bar by telling him there was a grease fire. He comes into the bar ''gun drawn.''



** He's also bleeding due to hornet stings and sweating profusely through his shirt, claims he ate an entire block of cheese before arriving, and then admits to his date after botching the philanthropist lie that he's a janitor at a bar. Somehow, she doesn't ditch him, and Charlie meets Dennis and Mac in the bathroom where, due to his shirt being covered in sweat, [[InsaneTrollLogic he asks Dennis to give him his (completely different) shirt]]. Upon coming back out, Charlie orders milksteak and then stabs at his date's breasts when told to "make a move," which is when she finally leaves.

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** He's also bleeding due to hornet stings and sweating profusely through his shirt, claims he ate an entire block of cheese before arriving, and then admits to his date after botching the philanthropist lie that he's a janitor at a bar. Somehow, she doesn't ditch him, and Charlie meets Dennis and Mac in the bathroom where, due to his shirt being covered in sweat, [[InsaneTrollLogic he asks Dennis to give him his (completely different) shirt]]. Upon coming back out, Charlie orders milksteak and then stabs at his date's breasts when told to "make a move," which is when she finally leaves. leaves.
** Dennis tells Charlie that, if he thinks that the date's going wrong, he'll intervene. He intervenes ''immediately''.
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** For most of the gang's memories, Frank is dressed as Spider-Man. However, when Frank tells his story, he sets the record straight. He actually went as Man-Spider which is totally different.
** Mac's retelling of the events, which leads to him [[https://imgur.com/r/IASIP/ADExZtk donning a pair of sunglasses and saying "Everybody chill..It's cool now."]]


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** When Frank tells Mac about the sign warning people of a toxic spill:
--->'''Mac:''' [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia Disregard that, Frank, it's a bunch of liberal bullshit]].
** Their reactions to seeing the two old bums having sex under the boardwalk, ''especially'' [[RapidFireNo Char]][[BigNo lie's]].


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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoAhR37zXb8 The whole argument between Charlie and Mac about having a crucifix in Paddy's Pub]].
--->'''Charlie:''' I don't want a giant bloody man in the bar scaring the customers!
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-->'''Frank:''' "[[{{BlatantLies}} My head is fine!]]\\

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-->'''Frank:''' "[[{{BlatantLies}} [[{{BlatantLies}} My head is fine!]]\\
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''[He gleefully turns around and reveals a [[{{NauseaFuel}} massive open gash on the back of his head]]; Dee makes a guttural shriek of horror while everyone else is appalled]]''\\

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''[He gleefully turns around and reveals a [[{{NauseaFuel}} massive open gash on the back of his head]]; Dee makes a guttural shriek of horror while everyone else is appalled]]''\\appalled]''\\

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-->'''Frank:''' "[[{{BlatantLies}} My head is fine!]] ''(Gleefully turns around and reveals a [[{{NauseaFuel}} massive gash on the back of his head.]]''"

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-->'''Frank:''' "[[{{BlatantLies}} My head is fine!]] ''(Gleefully fine!]]\\
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turns around and reveals a [[{{NauseaFuel}} massive open gash on the back of his head.]]''"head]]; Dee makes a guttural shriek of horror while everyone else is appalled]]''\\
'''Mac:''' Oh, my god! OH, MY GOD! That's horrific!\\
'''Charlie:''' Oh shit! It's bad, right?!\\
'''Dee:''' I SEE SKULL!
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** The conversation at the nursing home.
--->'''Frank:''' Why'd you drag us to a place like this? It smells like the bottom of a bird cage.\\
'''Mac:''' Lots of shady shit goes down in nursing homes, Frank. Okay, these places are like prisons.\\
'''Frank:''' Like people getting ass-raped?\\
'''Charlie:''' What?! Oh my god, dude, no one's getting ass-raped. Come on, man.\\
'''Mac:''' No, not people getting ass-raped. No, it's that people don't wanna be here because they feel like--\\
'''Frank:''' Because they're getting ass-raped?\\
'''Charlie:''' No one's getting ass-raped!
** This little bit when someone starts choking on Chinese food.
--->'''Frank:''' Pandemic!\\
'''Charlie:''' Bird flu! Bird flu!\\
'''Mac:''' I think he's choking, guys.\\
'''Charlie:''' What?! He is choking! Frank, give him the Heimlich.\\
'''Frank:''' I'm not gonna touch him, I don't know what he's got.


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** After Mac gets burned and duct tapes a towel to his head, he steals Frank's van. This leads an already paranoid-that-Dee-and-Dennis-are-trying-to-kill-him Frank to mistake Mac for a Muslim terrorist who was there to kill him.
*** Naturally, afterwards Frank waterboards Dee with a urinal to get her to admit to the conspiracy.


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** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx_gk-2lhVs suggestive conversation]] between Mac and the Waitress about disguising as Charlie and Dennis to get into the apartment, which, of course Charlie and Dennis hear over a walkie talkie.
--->'''Mac:''' No, you got to be behind me. I got to have you behind me.


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** Frank getting stuck in the window and the trunk, claiming it's booby-trapped.
--->'''Dee:''' It's not booby-trapped, Frank. It's an open trunk, and you fell into it like a weeble wobble.


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* "Psycho Pete Returns": Mac and Charlie think their old "friend" needs to confess his sins to a priest, so they bring in Rickety Cricket. During which, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38umTlla0gs Cricket can't stop mentioning getting raped on the streets or the sexual favors he does for drugs and beer]].
-->'''Cricket:''' Just keeps popping up.
** Later during the confessional:
--->'''Pete:''' Is that a gloryhole?\\
'''Cricket:''' Yes, but if you want to unburden yourself in ''that'' way, it'll cost you a whole sixer.
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** The way Frank just brushes off child labor and abuse:
-->"I had those kids painting their room. And then I told them to go down, rip some copper pipes out. Their little hands got all bloody, ''big deal''. I had to give them the house to settle the suit."


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** "I'm doing this jerkoff's taxes! Next year the IRS, will audit the piss out of him!"
** The cold open, which has Frank showing off his skinny jeans.
*** The ending has Mac and Charlie trying to help Frank get them off, because they're cutting off his circulation.


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** Frank eats a dead crow and soon regrets it:
--->"That's it, I'm done liking animals. This crow is eating me alive!"
** This little comment from Charlie when Dennis tells him he's gonna lose all "their" money.
--->'''Charlie:''' No, it's all of my money. You lost yours when you said no to the trucker.


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* The sub-plot which involves Dennis, Dee, and Frank trying to make a mobile Paddy's Pub. Needless to say, it doesn't go very well and they end up robbing the customers and leaving them outside of the city.
** "We drove the snakes out of Philly."


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** The whole conversation about St. Patrick and the Pied Piper.
--->'''Mac:''' No, Dennis. If we want to make money, we need to honor ancient Irish traditions; like serving an irresponsible amount of booze to people are genetically predisposed to having alcohol problems. You see, St. Patrick started that tradition, and that's why we celebrate him today.\\
'''Charlie:''' No, that's not what he did. No, he played the flute for some kids and then he lured them into a cave somewhere and he diddled them.\\
'''Frank:''' Nah, you got him mixed up with the Pied Piper.\\
'''Dee:''' Right.\\
'''Frank:''' St. Patrick didn't play the flute. He drove the kids out of Ireland..and then he molested them.\\
'''Mac:''' No no, if St. Patrick molested kids, he would be regarded as a scoundrel.\\
'''Dee:''' No no no, I feel like in the olden days, pedophiles were regarded as heroes.\\
'''Dennis:''' Ah ah alright, look. St. Patrick didn't do any of that shit. He drove the snakes out of Ireland
** Charlie drinking paint and dancing like [[Film/ReservoirDogs Mr. Blonde]] before torturing the leprechaun with a straight razor.
*** He doesn't get to, though, because the gang interrupts him. Everyone's reactions to the whole scene are gold.
---->'''Dennis:''' It looks like you've tied a little person to a chair, and you're gonna torture him.\\
'''Charlie:''' No, I've tied a leprechaun to a chair. And yeah, I was gonna cut him to pieces.


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** Frank's insistence that the captain is drunk or going to get drunk.
*** Made better when the captain takes their boat fuel and orange juice concoction. His tone of voice and mannerisms suggest that he's going to drink it.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBagqKqRAis Frank and Charlie bursting into the control room after getting wasted on "torpedo juice]]."


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** "If the shit-shoe's a matcher, Charlie gets the scratcher!"
*** Everyone's reaction to the smelly shirt.
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* "The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre": [[{{Creator//GuillermoDelToro}} Pappy Ponderosa's]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment spontaneous]], [[RamblingOldManMonologue deranged rambling]] is as funny as it is [[NightmareFuel terrifying]].
-->'''Pappy McPoyle''': [[{{SuddenlyShouting}} ALL THE McPOYLES!!]] SPRUNG FROM MY LOINS!! FULLY FORMED!!! ONE OF THEM BABIES TRIED TO EAT ME! [[{{EatsBabies}} I ate him first!]] ''(Sobbing)'' I ATE HIM FIRST!!

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* "The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre": [[{{Creator//GuillermoDelToro}} Pappy Ponderosa's]] Ponderosa's [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment spontaneous]], [[RamblingOldManMonologue deranged rambling]] is as funny as it is [[NightmareFuel terrifying]].
-->'''Pappy McPoyle''': Mcpoyle''': [[{{SuddenlyShouting}} ALL THE McPOYLES!!]] SPRUNG FROM MY LOINS!! FULLY FORMED!!! ONE OF THEM BABIES TRIED TO EAT ME! [[{{EatsBabies}} I ate him first!]] ''(Sobbing)'' I ATE HIM FIRST!!

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** Charlie's solution to getting fired? [[{{FromBadToWorse}} Mailing the pink-slips halfway to Siberia.]]



** Charlie's solution to getting fired? [[{{FromBadToWorse}} Mailing the pink-slips halfway to Siberia.]]



*** The rest of the scene devolves into ''anarchy,'' [[FromBadToWorse made ten times worse]] when Mac accidentally clotheslines a woman unconscious in front of her screaming kids. The ''entire mall'' is thrown into panic as Mac drags Charlie away - who is still ranting with a mouth full of blood.



* A lot of the arguments used in "Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense", but especially the entire sequence where Mac tries to explain why evolution is a lie, for the sake of maintaining credibility. Special shout-outs go to the moments when Mac says that many smart people throughout history consistently disproved several of the theories of their intellectual predecessors and consequently made them "look like a bitch!" Note that this last part is complete with dramatically slapping a sticker that reads "Bitch" over pictures of them.

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* "The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre": [[{{Creator//GuillermoDelToro}} Pappy Ponderosa's]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment spontaneous]], [[RamblingOldManMonologue deranged rambling]] is as funny as it is [[NightmareFuel terrifying]].
-->'''Pappy McPoyle''': [[{{SuddenlyShouting}} ALL THE McPOYLES!!]] SPRUNG FROM MY LOINS!! FULLY FORMED!!! ONE OF THEM BABIES TRIED TO EAT ME! [[{{EatsBabies}} I ate him first!]] ''(Sobbing)'' I ATE HIM FIRST!!
* A lot of the arguments used in "Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense", but especially the entire sequence where Mac tries to explain why evolution is a lie, for the sake of maintaining credibility. Special shout-outs go to the moments when Mac says that many smart people throughout history consistently disproved several of the theories of their intellectual predecessors and consequently made them [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch "look like a bitch!" bitch!"]] Note that this last part is complete with dramatically slapping a sticker that reads "Bitch" over pictures of them.


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** Charlie's attempts at mathematical formulas.
-->'''Charlie''': ''(on video)'' ...plus nine equals box and that's where the cat goes.


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*** Charlie believes that only kings eat dragons and that dragons only eat treasure.
** On the first question, Frank guesses "pig", but takes it back because he graphically recounts the time he saw people being FedToPigs in Vietnam.


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*** To look better on television, Dee doesn't eat for three days straight and smuggles in a keychain that plays fart noises to be more spontaneous. She faints in the middle of a question and falls keychain-first on the floor, making it look like she farted herself unconscious. Over and over.

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** Charlie greeting Dennis at the door as he cheerfully eats a banana while [[PuttingOnTheReich dressed]] [[BreadMilkEggsSquick as an SS Officer.]]

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** Charlie greeting Dennis at the door as he cheerfully eats a banana while [[PuttingOnTheReich dressed]] [[BreadMilkEggsSquick as an SS Officer.officer.]]





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** Dennis and Dee go dancing at several clubs in an attempt to get famous. After arriving at the bar severely hungover, they find out what happened the previous night, thanks to public access TV: a ''diaper fetish rave.''


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** Mac starts to have a genuine panic attack. As he takes a swig of coffee, Charlie tells a brooding man in a black trenchcoat and fedora - who is just ''there'' - to offer him a cigarette.
** Charlie's solution to getting fired? [[{{FromBadToWorse}} Mailing the pink-slips halfway to Siberia.]]
-->'''Mac''': Huh, who?
-->'''Charlie''': ''(Points to the man in black)'' Barney, he's the guy who tipped me off to Pepe Silvia.
-->'''Mac''': "Barney?!" Who the hell is Barney?!"
-->'''Charlie''': ''(Turns to "Barney", only to discover he's not real)'' YOU DON'T SEE THE-- Oh, shit. Where the hell did he...?
-->'''Mac''': You've lost your mind. You've lost your ''goddamn mind,'' Charlie!

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* ''The Gang Finds A Dead Guy'': Dee and Dennis remember their grandfather, "Pop-Pop" as a soldier. Turns out that he was a soldier on the very, ''very'' [[ThoseWackyNazis wrong side of history]].
** Charlie greeting Dennis at the door as he cheerfully eats a banana while [[PuttingOnTheReich dressed]] [[BreadMilkEggsSquick as an SS Officer.]]



** Charlie decides to read Dee's middle school diary for shits and giggles with his new friend [[DashingHispanic Ernesto.]] The two end up sobbing in each others arms by the end, oblivious to the [[FunnyBackgroundMoment man falling off the roof just outside the window.]]

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** Charlie decides to read Dee's middle school diary for shits and giggles with his new friend [[DashingHispanic Ernesto.]] The two end up sobbing in each others arms by the end, oblivious to the [[FunnyBackgroundMoment [[FunnyBackgroundEvent man falling off the roof just outside the window.]]



-->'''Dennis:''' What are you guys doing here? ''(Credits roll)''



-->'''Dennis:''' What are you guys doing here? ''(Credits roll)''

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-->'''Dennis:''' What are you guys doing here? ''(Credits roll)''


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** "I'm eating because I'm ''very'' uncomfortable.


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** The old woman playing the piano.
-->'''Woman''': ''(reading the script while Dee ad-libs her song to reassure the audience that she's not a pedophile)'' [[{{WhoWritesThisCrap}} What is happening?]]


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* Mac warning the others to get out before the family finds them, fearing that they'll have them hung, drawn and quartered. While Charlie begs Mac to give him a chip because he's hungry. Mac denies him, saying he should have bought his own when they were at the store (Charlie wasn't hungry at the time).
* Mac insisting that he'll pose as a plumber with a ''ludicrous'' Swedish accent.
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** Mac trying to [[RawEggsMakeYouStronger drink egg yolks.]] He smiles....[[RealityEnsues before hurling his guts into the sink.]]

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** Mac trying to [[RawEggsMakeYouStronger drink egg yolks.]] He smiles....[[RealityEnsues [[VomitIndiscretionShot before hurling his guts into the sink.]]



** After above, Charlie then points to the screen, which indeed shows Mac [[EpicFail falling on his face]] [[RealityEnsues the minute he gets onto the ice.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Complete with silly music and cartoon sound effects.]]

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** After above, Charlie then points to the screen, which indeed shows Mac [[EpicFail falling on his face]] [[RealityEnsues face the minute he gets onto the ice.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Complete with silly music and cartoon sound effects.]]



** Context: The gang is trying to reach a movie they want to see across town. At one point, Frank is left behind, so he commandeers a boat full of tourists by sneaking aboard and revving up the engine when the real captain steps off (he covers his tracks by claiming to be "Captain" Frank, as "Captain Tom turned out to be a GODDAMN JUNKIE!"). What follows is a bizarre blend of Frank pretending to give a tour ("It's a...big building...made out of brick...I don't know what the hell it is"), recapping past episodes, and describing his hobby of banging whores. Then he abandons the tourists on the side of the river and rushes out while chanting "no surrender, no surrender"--only to discover that [[RealityEnsues the captain called the cops about the stolen boat]]. Frank immediately gives up.

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** Context: The gang is trying to reach a movie they want to see across town. At one point, Frank is left behind, so he commandeers a boat full of tourists by sneaking aboard and revving up the engine when the real captain steps off (he covers his tracks by claiming to be "Captain" Frank, as "Captain Tom turned out to be a GODDAMN JUNKIE!"). What follows is a bizarre blend of Frank pretending to give a tour ("It's a...big building...made out of brick...I don't know what the hell it is"), recapping past episodes, and describing his hobby of banging whores. Then he abandons the tourists on the side of the river and rushes out while chanting "no surrender, no surrender"--only to discover that [[RealityEnsues the captain called the cops about the stolen boat]].boat. Frank immediately gives up.



** Frank and Charlie trespass into a Thunder Gun Water ride. Then Charlie pours a bottle of drinking water into the dry slide while Frank rides down. [[RealityEnsues The results]] [[EpicFail are]] [[AmusingInjuries what you expect.]]

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** Frank and Charlie trespass into a Thunder Gun Water ride. Then Charlie pours a bottle of drinking water into the dry slide while Frank rides down. [[RealityEnsues The results]] results [[EpicFail are]] [[AmusingInjuries what you expect.]]
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'''Charlie:''' ''No!'' No, you don't rape him! You ''become'' him! You do ''not'' rape him!\\

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'''Charlie:''' ''No!'' No, you You don't rape him! You ''become'' him! You do ''not'' rape him!\\
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—-> “Stupid science bitch couldn’t make I more smarter!”

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—-> --> “Stupid science bitch couldn’t make I more smarter!”



** Pappy commands the pocono swallow under his hat to peck out Liam's eye. [[{{EyeScream}} Which it does.]] Chaos ensues.

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** Pappy commands the pocono swallow under his hat to peck out Liam's the Lawyer's eye. [[{{EyeScream}} Which it does.]] Chaos ensues.



—->'''Judge:''' “Oh HELL NO!”

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—->'''Judge:''' -->'''Judge:''' “Oh HELL NO!”



** TheReveal that the little person being a leprechaun was ''sort of'' true. He's been pickpocketing wallets from the pub for years and stashing them in a local gay bar known as the "Rainbow."



--->'''Lifeguard:''' ''(casually blows his whistle while reading a porn magazine)'' AIDs. Everybody out.

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--->'''Lifeguard:''' ''(casually blows his whistle while reading a porn magazine)'' AIDs.AIDS. Everybody out.



---->'''Frank:''' ''(sighs deeply)'' There it is. You're caught. ''You're caught.'' Keep your cool, Frank. You destroyed all the evidence! ...Better not risk it. ''(waves a taxi over)'' Hello! Cappie! ''(gets in the taxi)''\\

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---->'''Frank:''' ''(sighs deeply)'' There it is. You're caught. ''You're caught.'' Keep your cool, Frank. You destroyed all the evidence! ...Better not risk it. ''(waves a taxi over)'' Hello! Cappie! Cabbie! ''(gets in the taxi)''\\
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*** ''"Gimme that leg, boy!"''
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ryaEWIMuY "People of Earth: prepare for the future of patriotism!"]]

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** Dee tries to punt a football, which immediately beelines into another player's face.



** Charlie decides to read Dee's middle school diary for shits and giggles with his new friend [[DashingHispanic Ernesto.]] The two end up sobbing in each others arms by the end, oblivious to the [[FunnyBackgroundMoment man falling off the roof just outside the window.]]



-->'''Liam''': You were supposed to stab one of them!

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-->'''Liam''': You were supposed to stab one of them!''them!''



** Frank's idea of improving morale at his sweatshop is having Nazi radio propaganda blaring out of the loudspeakers at all times.



** When their muskets keep misfiring, Frank and Charlie almost instantly come to the conclusion that Dee is a witch who "cursed" their guns.
** Frank and Charlie try to negotiate with Native Americans for help with fighting the British. Frank derides them as "savages," only to quickly realize that they can [[OhCrap understand english]] before nonchalantly agreeing to scalp him.



** In the same episode, the gang tries to emulate Dennis' already [[NoYay morally questionable]] method for attracting women and butchering it ''spectacularly.''



** The look on Charlie's date's face when she realizes she's dating an imbecile.



-->'''Charlie:''' ''(Notices the electrical fire he accidentally started)'' Oooooh, that's not good!



** As soon as they're caught, Frank tries one desperate attempt to steal the vase using [[WhatAnIdiot his whip.]] It shatters instantly.



** Mac steals a motorcycle, only to wipeout before he's even able to reach five miles per hour.



--> "'''''LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!''''' Oh, the steaks are here!"

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--> "'''''LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!''''' Oh, [[{{MoodWhiplash}} Oh good, the steaks are here!"here!"]]



** After Frank suffers from amnesia from his fall out of the window, Charlie [[InsaneTrollLogic somehow gets the idea that it's a time portal]] and tries to ''defenestrate'' his ex-girlfriend so they could "start over."
-->'''Frank:''' "[[{{BlatantLies}} My head is fine!]] ''(Gleefully turns around and reveals a [[{{NauseaFuel}} massive gash on the back of his head.]]''"



-->'''Dennis:''' "''(Opens the closet and sees an avalanche of Kraft macaroni boxes spill onto the floor, staring Mac dead in the eyes)'' [[{{TranquilFury}} Tell me about Mac's world-famous mac and cheese.]]"



** The entire montage of Mac and Dennis trying to get used to Suburbian life, only to crack even further. All set to Crazy by Gnarls Barkley. Made even funnier when it ends by [[SmashCut smash cutting]] to Dennis Jr's grave (A dog that Dennis got for Mac that died due to not being fed).

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** The entire montage of Mac and Dennis trying to get used to Suburbian Suburban life, only to crack even further. All set to Crazy by Gnarls Barkley. Made even funnier when it ends by [[SmashCut smash cutting]] to Dennis Jr's grave (A dog that Dennis got for Mac that died due to not being fed).



** Margaret Ponderosa lasciviously licking her lips when Mac brings up the time [[CallBack they had sex in the pub's restroom.]]



** Charlie thinks that [[WhatAnIdiot ornithologists can talk to birds.]]
** Pappy commands the pocono swallow under his hat to peck out Liam's eye. [[{{EyeScream}} Which it does.]] Chaos ensues.
-->'''Pappy:''' BRING ME HIS EYE!



** The judge, infuriated by the gang’s CourtroomAntics, dismisses the case...only to realize that the next case is against [[HereWeGoAgain Paddy’s Pub.]]
—-> “Oh HELL NO!”

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** The judge, infuriated by the gang’s CourtroomAntics, dismisses the case...only to realize find that the next case is against [[HereWeGoAgain Paddy’s Pub.]]
—-> —->'''Judge:''' “Oh HELL NO!”



** TheReveal that the little person being a leprechaun was ''sort of'' true. He's been pickpocketing wallets from the pub for years and stashing them in a local gay bar known as the "Rainbow."



** Charlie talks about letting him speak to the cops and pulls out a train. The cops shoot him immediately, then they start singing "We Just Learned a Lesson."

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** Charlie talks about letting him speak to the cops and pulls out a toy train. The cops shoot him immediately, then they start singing "We Just Learned a Lesson."

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** Two words: Mantis Toboggan.



** Charlie and Dee take a shortcut through the sewer system while it’s still dry. Dee gets her high-heel shoe stuck in a floor grate just as a rush of sewer water is about to flood the room. She makes it to the movie theater smelling like feces.
** Out of spite, Frank uses his one phone call to falsely report a bomb threat at the movie theater, canceling the screening for everyone.



—-> “Stupid science bitch couldn’t make I more smarter!”



** Frank comes to the conclusion that Mac and Dennis are trying to open a bakery as a front for a Chinese spy operation after finding “Asian cream pies” on their search history.



--> "'''''LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!'''''"

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--> "'''''LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!'''''"ME!''''' Oh, the steaks are here!"


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** Charlie’s answer is “dragons.” He’s correct.


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** The judge, infuriated by the gang’s CourtroomAntics, dismisses the case...only to realize that the next case is against [[HereWeGoAgain Paddy’s Pub.]]
—-> “Oh HELL NO!”
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** Frank's near death experience [[ArtShift vision]], done InTheStyleOf the old Rudolph Christmas special. Complete with full frontal ''elf nudity''.
--->'''Charlie:''' Why was the elf not wearing pants?

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** "Barbara Reynolds Jr. 2010-Too Soon."

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** "Barbara "Barnabas Reynolds Jr. 2010-Too Soon."


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** Frank goes in disguise as an avant-garde art critic to ruin the artistic integrity of the gallery owner's artwork. His plan is to wear a black turtleneck and an ''absolutely ridiculous'' Andy Warhol wig, adopting the name [[{{InherentlyFunnyWords}} "Ongo Gablogian."]]
** Frank falling in love with the abstract painting made by a World War II refugee, staring at it as images of both [[{{MoodWhiplash}} children playing and archive footage of Nazi Germany]] rapidly flash through his head.
** Dennis explaining that his "erotic memoirs" were about himself as a young man falling in love with a beautiful librarian. It turns out that the librarian was an [[{{Squick}} old woman who looked like Rick Moranis]] that actually the librarian of his [[{{NoYay}} middle school.]] [[{{BlackComedyRape}} When he was fourteen.]] Dee ends up having to make a slideshow just to prove how vile Dennis' experience actually was.


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* The shocking [[{{TheReveal}} revelation]] that Mac's famous homemade macaroni and cheese was actually store-bought Kraft Mac and Cheese.


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--->'''Lifeguard:''' ''(casually blows his whistle while reading a porn magazine)'' AIDs. Everybody out.
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** They turn to a caricature artist to find the guy. [[{{https://itsalwayssunny.fandom.com/wiki/The_ANTI-Social_Network?file=The_ANTI-Social_Network.png}} This is the result.]]

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** They turn to a caricature artist to find the guy. [[{{https://itsalwayssunny.[[https://itsalwayssunny.fandom.com/wiki/The_ANTI-Social_Network?file=The_ANTI-Social_Network.png}} png This is the result.]]
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** They turn to a caricature artist to find the guy. [[{{https://itsalwayssunny.fandom.com/wiki/The_ANTI-Social_Network?file=The_ANTI-Social_Network.png}} This is the result.]]

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