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* ''Film/IronMan'':
** Tony at the beginning.
---> "I don't want to see this on your {{MySpace}} Page. Please, no gang signs... No, throw it up, I'm kidding."
---> "Yeah peace, I love peace! I'd be out of a job with peace..."
*** Also at the beginning:
--->'''Soldier:''' Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?
--->'''Tony Stark:''' That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.
** Also also at the beginning:
--->'''Tony:''' I'm sorry, this is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is over there.
** Pepper talking with the reporter who Tony slept with and subsequently dumped.
--->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
--->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
*** Also this scene:
---> '''Pepper''': I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me.
---> '''Tony''': I'd make it a week.
---> '''Pepper''': Oh really? What's your social security number?
---> '''Tony''': ... Five.
** "Okay, let's start things off nice and easy, see if 10 percent thrust capacity achieves lift. In three...two...one..." '''''*WHAM!*'''''
*** Then there's the bit just after that where he's designing the stabilizers.
--->"[[ExactWords I did say I was done making weapons]]. This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless." *Tony activates it and gets blasted back by the force* "I wasn't expecting that."
** Tony in the Mark II suit turning off the repulsors, then going through the roof, piano and one of his cars. Cue one of the workshop robots spraying him with fire extinguisher.
*** The previous scene:
--->'''Tony:''' If you douse me again and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.
** The great unsung comedy moment of ''Iron Man'', due entirely to Downey's brilliant deadpan delivery:
---> '''Party Girl:''' Hey, Tony, remember me?
---> '''Tony:''' Sure don't.
*** The best part is that he doesn't even stop walking or turn to look at her as he says it.
** When Tony shows up at the party and he thinks he sees Hugh Hefner and pats him on the back, only for "Hef" to turn around and be [[spoiler: Stan Lee]].
** Tony's reaction to Pepper seeing him in the Iron Man armor;
--->[[NoodleIncident "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."]]
*** Better yet, the dialogue between Tony and JARVIS while they're trying (off-screen) to remove the former's suit.
--->'''JARVIS:''' Well, it is a tight fit, sir...
--->'''Tony:''' Ow!
--->'''JARVIS:''' Sir, the more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.
--->'''Tony:''' Be gentle, this is my first time.
** Two words: "[[OhCrap icing problem?]]"
** A brief moment during the final fight scene. Tony's just started getting out of his suit, thinking that he's won and he can take it off, when Iron Monger appears behind him. He turns and lifts his hand to deliver a repulsor blast... Only to find that he's already taken the armored glove off of it and his hand is bare. He actually turns his palm to stare incredulously at it for a second before getting slammed in the face.
** "TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!" "I'm not...Tony Stark."
* ''[[Film/IronMan Iron Man 2]]'':
** Tony hacking into the [[spoiler:senate committee's computers from his PDA over wi-fi and having it display "WELCOME MR. STARK" in ASCII art. Followed immediately with footage from other people's failed attempts to create Iron Man suits.]].
--->'''Tony:''' Boy, I'm good...
*** In fact, the entire scene was hilarious from Tony's "Yes, dear?" to Senator Stern's launching of a PrecisionFStrike at Tony on a ''live international broadcast''.
** The senate hearing is equal parts funny and awesome, but the best part had to be Justin Hammer [[spoiler:frantically trying to block the TV as it's showing Hammer Industries' EpicFail at trying to reproduce the Iron Man suit.]] ''Especially'' when the top half [[spoiler:of the suit]] ''[[spoiler:twists 180 degrees around.]]'' CrossesTheLineTwice at its best.
*** Made even better by the fact that there were originally just blurry satellite photos to try and prove that other countries had Iron Man level tech, so Tony remotely hacked into the system ''with his cell phone'' and patched in video surveillance from these failures, including Hammer's.
*** Made... umm... even more better (?) considering that said scene is {a possible} remake of a scene from ''{{Robocop}} 2''. One would think they would have learned by now.
** JARVIS is wonderful at providing these moments. For example, in ''Iron Man 2'', when looking at a YouTube video of Tony's senate meeting. "May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir."
** Stark and Pepper running into Hammer in Monaco, who has the reporter from the first movie with him.
--->'''Justin Hammer:''' She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Magazine. I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.
--->'''Pepper Potts:''' She did ''quite'' a a spread on Tony last year.
--->'''Tony Stark:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke And she wrote a story as well]]!
--->'''Pepper Potts:''' It was very impressive, very well done...
** A nice little MoodWhiplash after...[[IncrediblyLamePun Whiplash]] has been causing chaos at an F1 race. Happy Hogan rams Whiplash with a car, then does it repeatedly every time he tries to move. Made even funnier by the fact that Pepper is screaming at Tony and Tony is just saying "Hand me the briefcase" repeatedly while showing virtually no reaction.
** The first scene between Justin Hammer and Ivan Vanko (in the airplane hangar) has this gem. This is a conversation where Vanko so far has said and done nothing besides sit there and look at Hammer blankly.
--->'''Hammer:''' You and me, we're a lot alike in a lot of ways.
--->'''Vanko:''' *Eyebrow arch*
** One standout scene was SHIELD agent Coulson finding something that looks a lot like CaptainAmerica's shield amongst the clutter of Tony's laboratory. Tony asks Coulson to hand it to him, since it's exactly what he needs to deal with his current problem... [[spoiler:and [[MundaneUtility shoves it underneath his equipment to make it level]].]]
*** Coulson gets another one earlier; he is assigned to keep Tony from leaving his house. Tony acts like himself, and Coulson just grins and threatens to tase our hero, and then watch Super Nanny while Tony drools into the carpet.
** Hammer's [[spoiler:ridiculously hyped Ex-Wife missile's]] magnificent [[EpicFail un-success]].
--->'''Tony:''' Hammer tech?
--->'''Rhodey:''' * disgusted look* Yeah.
** It's more like a Crowning Moment of Snigger, but This Troper was highly amused by Tony's spontaneous christening of the Hammer drones as "Hammeroids".
*** [[SledgeHammer Not the first time we've heard that name...]]
** Tony "entertaining" the guests at his birthday party, [[TheAlcoholic completely shitfaced (bottle in hand)]], all while ''wearing his Iron Man suit'' definitely deserves mention.
--->"A lot of people ask me how I go to the bathroom in my suit." ''(pause– smile)'' "....just like that.
*** Even funnier is when Pepper calls him out on pissing his pants, he mentions there's a filtration system in the suit and adds "You could ''drink'' that water!"
--->''"The party's over... well, it's been over for me an hour and a half ago. '''BUT THE AFTER-PARTY STARTS IN 15 MINUTES!!!'''" [[spoiler:YourMileageMayVary on this since it's a cue that Tony completely lost it, forcing Rhodey to don the Mk.II silver armor and engage him in [[IncrediblyLamePun suitball-busting combat]].]]''
** Later:
** Tony at the beginning.
---> "I don't want to see this on your {{MySpace}} Page. Please, no gang signs... No, throw it up, I'm kidding."
---> "Yeah peace, I love peace! I'd be out of a job with peace..."
*** Also at the beginning:
--->'''Soldier:''' Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?
--->'''Tony Stark:''' That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.
** Also also at the beginning:
--->'''Tony:''' I'm sorry, this is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is over there.
** Pepper talking with the reporter who Tony slept with and subsequently dumped.
--->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
--->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
*** Also this scene:
---> '''Pepper''': I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me.
---> '''Tony''': I'd make it a week.
---> '''Pepper''': Oh really? What's your social security number?
---> '''Tony''': ... Five.
** "Okay, let's start things off nice and easy, see if 10 percent thrust capacity achieves lift. In three...two...one..." '''''*WHAM!*'''''
*** Then there's the bit just after that where he's designing the stabilizers.
--->"[[ExactWords I did say I was done making weapons]]. This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless." *Tony activates it and gets blasted back by the force* "I wasn't expecting that."
** Tony in the Mark II suit turning off the repulsors, then going through the roof, piano and one of his cars. Cue one of the workshop robots spraying him with fire extinguisher.
*** The previous scene:
--->'''Tony:''' If you douse me again and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.
** The great unsung comedy moment of ''Iron Man'', due entirely to Downey's brilliant deadpan delivery:
---> '''Party Girl:''' Hey, Tony, remember me?
---> '''Tony:''' Sure don't.
*** The best part is that he doesn't even stop walking or turn to look at her as he says it.
** When Tony shows up at the party and he thinks he sees Hugh Hefner and pats him on the back, only for "Hef" to turn around and be [[spoiler: Stan Lee]].
** Tony's reaction to Pepper seeing him in the Iron Man armor;
--->[[NoodleIncident "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."]]
*** Better yet, the dialogue between Tony and JARVIS while they're trying (off-screen) to remove the former's suit.
--->'''JARVIS:''' Well, it is a tight fit, sir...
--->'''Tony:''' Ow!
--->'''JARVIS:''' Sir, the more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.
--->'''Tony:''' Be gentle, this is my first time.
** Two words: "[[OhCrap icing problem?]]"
** A brief moment during the final fight scene. Tony's just started getting out of his suit, thinking that he's won and he can take it off, when Iron Monger appears behind him. He turns and lifts his hand to deliver a repulsor blast... Only to find that he's already taken the armored glove off of it and his hand is bare. He actually turns his palm to stare incredulously at it for a second before getting slammed in the face.
** "TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!" "I'm not...Tony Stark."
* ''[[Film/IronMan Iron Man 2]]'':
** Tony hacking into the [[spoiler:senate committee's computers from his PDA over wi-fi and having it display "WELCOME MR. STARK" in ASCII art. Followed immediately with footage from other people's failed attempts to create Iron Man suits.]].
--->'''Tony:''' Boy, I'm good...
*** In fact, the entire scene was hilarious from Tony's "Yes, dear?" to Senator Stern's launching of a PrecisionFStrike at Tony on a ''live international broadcast''.
** The senate hearing is equal parts funny and awesome, but the best part had to be Justin Hammer [[spoiler:frantically trying to block the TV as it's showing Hammer Industries' EpicFail at trying to reproduce the Iron Man suit.]] ''Especially'' when the top half [[spoiler:of the suit]] ''[[spoiler:twists 180 degrees around.]]'' CrossesTheLineTwice at its best.
*** Made even better by the fact that there were originally just blurry satellite photos to try and prove that other countries had Iron Man level tech, so Tony remotely hacked into the system ''with his cell phone'' and patched in video surveillance from these failures, including Hammer's.
*** Made... umm... even more better (?) considering that said scene is {a possible} remake of a scene from ''{{Robocop}} 2''. One would think they would have learned by now.
** JARVIS is wonderful at providing these moments. For example, in ''Iron Man 2'', when looking at a YouTube video of Tony's senate meeting. "May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir."
** Stark and Pepper running into Hammer in Monaco, who has the reporter from the first movie with him.
--->'''Justin Hammer:''' She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Magazine. I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.
--->'''Pepper Potts:''' She did ''quite'' a a spread on Tony last year.
--->'''Tony Stark:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke And she wrote a story as well]]!
--->'''Pepper Potts:''' It was very impressive, very well done...
** A nice little MoodWhiplash after...[[IncrediblyLamePun Whiplash]] has been causing chaos at an F1 race. Happy Hogan rams Whiplash with a car, then does it repeatedly every time he tries to move. Made even funnier by the fact that Pepper is screaming at Tony and Tony is just saying "Hand me the briefcase" repeatedly while showing virtually no reaction.
** The first scene between Justin Hammer and Ivan Vanko (in the airplane hangar) has this gem. This is a conversation where Vanko so far has said and done nothing besides sit there and look at Hammer blankly.
--->'''Hammer:''' You and me, we're a lot alike in a lot of ways.
--->'''Vanko:''' *Eyebrow arch*
** One standout scene was SHIELD agent Coulson finding something that looks a lot like CaptainAmerica's shield amongst the clutter of Tony's laboratory. Tony asks Coulson to hand it to him, since it's exactly what he needs to deal with his current problem... [[spoiler:and [[MundaneUtility shoves it underneath his equipment to make it level]].]]
*** Coulson gets another one earlier; he is assigned to keep Tony from leaving his house. Tony acts like himself, and Coulson just grins and threatens to tase our hero, and then watch Super Nanny while Tony drools into the carpet.
** Hammer's [[spoiler:ridiculously hyped Ex-Wife missile's]] magnificent [[EpicFail un-success]].
--->'''Tony:''' Hammer tech?
--->'''Rhodey:''' * disgusted look* Yeah.
** It's more like a Crowning Moment of Snigger, but This Troper was highly amused by Tony's spontaneous christening of the Hammer drones as "Hammeroids".
*** [[SledgeHammer Not the first time we've heard that name...]]
** Tony "entertaining" the guests at his birthday party, [[TheAlcoholic completely shitfaced (bottle in hand)]], all while ''wearing his Iron Man suit'' definitely deserves mention.
--->"A lot of people ask me how I go to the bathroom in my suit." ''(pause– smile)'' "....just like that.
*** Even funnier is when Pepper calls him out on pissing his pants, he mentions there's a filtration system in the suit and adds "You could ''drink'' that water!"
--->''"The party's over... well, it's been over for me an hour and a half ago. '''BUT THE AFTER-PARTY STARTS IN 15 MINUTES!!!'''" [[spoiler:YourMileageMayVary on this since it's a cue that Tony completely lost it, forcing Rhodey to don the Mk.II silver armor and engage him in [[IncrediblyLamePun suitball-busting combat]].]]''
** Later:
to:
!!!''Film/IronMan'':
*''Film/IronMan'':
**Tony at the beginning.
---> --> "I don't want to see this on your {{MySpace}} Page. Please, no gang signs... No, throw it up, I'm kidding."
---> --> "Yeah peace, I love peace! I'd be out of a job with peace..."
*** ** Also at the beginning:
--->'''Soldier:''' -->'''Soldier:''' Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?
--->'''Tony -->'''Tony Stark:''' That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.
** * Also also at the beginning:
--->'''Tony:''' -->'''Tony:''' I'm sorry, this is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is over there.
** And then after Tony is kidnapped and assumed dead, he is reunited with Rhodey, who finds him haggard, injured and near complete exhaustion:
-->'''Rhodey''': How was the fun-vee?
-->[''Tony laughs'']
* Pepper talking with the reporter who Tony slept with and subsequently dumped.
--->'''Christine''': -->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
--->'''Pepper''': -->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
*** ** Also this scene:
---> --> '''Pepper''': I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me.
---> --> '''Tony''': I'd make it a week.
---> --> '''Pepper''': Oh really? What's your social security number?
---> --> '''Tony''': ... Five.
** * "Okay, let's start things off nice and easy, see if 10 percent thrust capacity achieves lift. In three...two...one..." '''''*WHAM!*'''''
*** ** Then there's the bit just after that where he's designing the stabilizers.
--->"[[ExactWords -->"[[ExactWords I did say I was done making weapons]]. This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless." *Tony activates it and gets blasted back by the force* "I wasn't expecting that."
** * Tony in the Mark II suit turning off the repulsors, then going through the roof, piano and one of his cars. Cue one of the workshop robots spraying him with fire extinguisher.
*** ** The previous scene:
--->'''Tony:''' -->'''Tony:''' If you douse me again and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.
** * The great unsung comedy moment of ''Iron Man'', due entirely to Downey's brilliant deadpan delivery:
---> --> '''Party Girl:''' Hey, Tony, remember me?
---> --> '''Tony:''' Sure don't.
*** ** The best part is that he doesn't even stop walking or turn to look at her as he says it.
** * When Tony shows up at the party and he thinks he sees Hugh Hefner and pats him on the back, only for "Hef" to turn around and be [[spoiler: Stan Lee]].
** * Tony's reaction to Pepper seeing him in the Iron Man armor;
--->[[NoodleIncident -->[[NoodleIncident "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."]]
*** ** Better yet, the dialogue between Tony and JARVIS while they're trying (off-screen) to remove the former's suit.
--->'''JARVIS:''' -->'''JARVIS:''' Well, it is a tight fit, sir...
--->'''Tony:''' -->'''Tony:''' Ow!
--->'''JARVIS:''' -->'''JARVIS:''' Sir, the more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.
--->'''Tony:''' -->'''Tony:''' Be gentle, this is my first time.
** * Two words: "[[OhCrap icing Icing problem?]]"
** * A brief moment during the final fight scene. Tony's just started getting out of his suit, thinking that he's won and he can take it off, when Iron Monger appears behind him. He turns and lifts his hand to deliver a repulsor blast... Only to find that he's already taken the armored glove off of it and his hand is bare. He actually turns his palm to stare incredulously at it for a second before getting slammed in the face.
** * "TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!" "I'm not..."Well I'm sorry... but I'm not Tony Stark."
* ''[[Film/IronMan !!!''[[Film/IronMan Iron Man 2]]'':
** * Tony hacking into the [[spoiler:senate committee's computers from his PDA over wi-fi and having it display "WELCOME MR. STARK" in ASCII art. Followed immediately with footage from other people's failed attempts to create Iron Man suits.]].
--->'''Tony:''' -->'''Tony:''' Boy, I'm good...
*** ** In fact, the entire scene was hilarious from Tony's "Yes, dear?" to Senator Stern's launching of a PrecisionFStrike at Tony on a ''live international broadcast''.
** * The senate hearing is equal parts funny and awesome, but the best part had to be Justin Hammer [[spoiler:frantically trying to block the TV as it's showing Hammer Industries' EpicFail at trying to reproduce the Iron Man suit.]] ''Especially'' when the top half [[spoiler:of the suit]] ''[[spoiler:twists 180 degrees around.]]'' CrossesTheLineTwice at its best.
*** ** Made even better by the fact that there were originally just blurry satellite photos to try and prove that other countries had Iron Man level tech, so Tony remotely hacked into the system ''with his cell phone'' and patched in video surveillance from these failures, including Hammer's.
*** ** Made... umm... even more better (?) considering that said scene is {a possible} remake of a scene from ''{{Robocop}} 2''. One would think they would have learned by now.
** * JARVIS is wonderful at providing these moments. For example, in ''Iron Man 2'', when looking at a YouTube video of Tony's senate meeting. "May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir."
** * Stark and Pepper running into Hammer in Monaco, who has the reporter from the first movie with him.
--->'''Justin -->'''Justin Hammer:''' She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Magazine. I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.
--->'''Pepper -->'''Pepper Potts:''' She did ''quite'' a a spread on Tony last year.
--->'''Tony -->'''Tony Stark:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke And she wrote a story as well]]!
--->'''Pepper -->'''Pepper Potts:''' It was very impressive, very well done...
** * A nice little MoodWhiplash after...[[IncrediblyLamePun Whiplash]] has been causing chaos at an F1 race. Happy Hogan rams Whiplash with a car, then does it repeatedly every time he tries to move. Made even funnier by the fact that Pepper is screaming at Tony and Tony is just saying "Hand me the briefcase" repeatedly while showing virtually no reaction.
** * The first scene between Justin Hammer and Ivan Vanko (in the airplane hangar) has this gem. This is a conversation where Vanko so far has said and done nothing besides sit there and look at Hammer blankly.
--->'''Hammer:''' -->'''Hammer:''' You and me, we're a lot alike in a lot of ways.
--->'''Vanko:''' -->'''Vanko:''' *Eyebrow arch*
** * One standout scene was SHIELD agent Coulson finding something that looks a lot like CaptainAmerica's shield amongst the clutter of Tony's laboratory. Tony asks Coulson to hand it to him, since it's exactly what he needs to deal with his current problem... [[spoiler:and [[MundaneUtility shoves it underneath his equipment to make it level]].]]
*** ** Coulson gets another one earlier; he is assigned to keep Tony from leaving his house. Tony acts like himself, and Coulson just grins and threatens to tase our hero, and then watch Super Nanny while Tony drools into the carpet.
** * Hammer's [[spoiler:ridiculously hyped Ex-Wife missile's]] magnificent [[EpicFail un-success]].
--->'''Tony:''' -->'''Tony:''' Hammer tech?
--->'''Rhodey:''' -->'''Rhodey:''' * disgusted look* Yeah.
** * It's more like a Crowning Moment of Snigger, but This Troper was highly amused by Tony's spontaneous christening of the Hammer drones as "Hammeroids".
*** ** [[SledgeHammer Not the first time we've heard that name...]]
** * Tony "entertaining" the guests at his birthday party, [[TheAlcoholic completely shitfaced (bottle in hand)]], all while ''wearing his Iron Man suit'' definitely deserves mention.
--->"A -->"A lot of people ask me how I go to the bathroom in my suit." ''(pause– smile)'' "....just like that.
*** ** Even funnier is when Pepper calls him out on pissing his pants, he mentions there's a filtration system in the suit and adds "You could ''drink'' that water!"
--->''"The -->''"The party's over... well, it's been over for me an hour and a half ago. '''BUT THE AFTER-PARTY STARTS IN 15 MINUTES!!!'''" [[spoiler:YourMileageMayVary on this since it's a cue that Tony completely lost it, forcing Rhodey to don the Mk.II silver armor and engage him in [[IncrediblyLamePun suitball-busting combat]].]]''
** * Later:
*
**
** And then after Tony is kidnapped and assumed dead, he is reunited with Rhodey, who finds him haggard, injured and near complete exhaustion:
-->'''Rhodey''': How was the fun-vee?
-->[''Tony laughs'']
* Pepper talking with the reporter who Tony slept with and subsequently dumped.
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*** He put on Another One Bites the Dust.
** Tony and Pepper [[spoiler:having an intimate moment after the day is saved, [[MomentKiller only to be disturbed by Rhodes, who had been watching them the entire time]].]]
***"You look like two seals fighting over a grape" has to be one of the highlights of the movie.
--->"[[spoiler:I was here first. Get your own roof.]]"
*** ShoutOut to [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCountOfMonteCristo The Count Of Monte Cristo's]] (1934) "Find your own tree."?
*** The line was "Get a roof", a bad pun on "Get a room", which Tony swiftly complains about.
** Tony having Fury [[spoiler:appoint Senator Sterns to present his award for defeating Whiplash. Sterns is ''clearly'' not happy about it. Said senator actually gets one himself in the process when 'accidentally' pokes Stark with the medal pin.]]
--->"Sorry, it's funny how annoying a little prick can be."
** Tony's [[spoiler:birthday party]] in the second film, what with him [[spoiler:dancing in his armor, completely plastered and then asking the DJ to "give [him] a phat beat to beat [his] friend's ass to" in what is obviously a SureWhyNot outtake left in]].
** Many of Fury's lines in the second film are downright hilarious. One example is when Tony is sitting in a giant donut prop and Fury finds him.
--->'''Fury:''' Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut!
--->''(Tony pulls on his shades slightly as a silent FlatWhat)''
*** The donut in general. Tony lounging around in full armor except for the mask in a donut shop's giant donut, pigging out because he's [[spoiler: slowly dying]]. In character but utterly ridiculous. FridgeLogic reveals a OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: he must have walked into the donut shops in his armor to buy those. Like the UncomfortableElevatorMoment in ''Spider-Man 2'', but even more so.
** Another example when the two are discussing the fate of the Mk 2:
--->'''Tony:''' I didn't give it to him, he took it.
--->'''Fury:''' Whoawhoawhoa- he ''took it?'' You're Iron Man and he just '''TOOK IT?!''' The lil' brother walked in there, kick'd ass and [[FlatWhat took. Your suit.]]
** And pretty much the entire exchange while Tony is reading his evaluation to Fury, the latter not saying a word as Stark tries to justify his many flaws.
---> '''Tony:''' "'Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior.' In my own defense that was one week. 'Prone to self-destructive tendencies.' [[spoiler: I was dying]], I mean please. And hey, aren't we all? 'Textbook...narcissism? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
---> '''Fury:''' ''(Glares back)''
---> '''Tony:''' ''(Looks back down at folder)'' Agreed...
*** There's something strangely hilarious about [[{{RefugeinAudacity}} a man wearing millions of dollars of hi-tech weaponry, the head of the world's top espionage agency, and a professional shadow/spy lounging around a doughnut booth like it's no big thing.]]
** No love for Howard Stark? "[[WinnebagoMan I'm Howard Stark... and on behalf of everybody at Stark Industries, I would like to show you... my ass.]]"
*** Also a sorta twisted CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming LikeFatherLikeSon moment. You can definitely see where Tony gets it from.
** Tony's line when [[spoiler:he inserts the arc reactor with its new core into his chest, curing his palladium poisoning and granting him previously unimaginable amounts of power]]:
--->'''Tony:''' Whoo! Tastes like coconut! And ''METAL!''
** We also have this line:
--->'''Vanko:''' I make ''salute''.
** Also:
-->"One down!"
** Black Widow [[spoiler:[[OffhandBackhand casually macing a Hammer guard]] as she walks past him. Moments later, Happy, who finally managed to drop the one Hammer guard at the front, turns to yell in triumph, only to see an entire hallway littered with unconscious guards that Romanov casually beat her way through.]]
** Tony has some good ones as well. Being [[spoiler:chased by War Machine and a swarm of Hammeroids]]:
--->'''Tony:''' JARVIS, break in! I need to own him!
** At the end of Iron Man 2. So funny because of the total deadpan delivery between a couple of guys in metal battle suits arguing like five year olds.
---> '''Rhodes:''' You look like two seals fighting over a grape.
---> '''Tony:''' Hey, you weren't supposed to see any of that. Get lost.
---> '''Rhodes:''' I was here first. Get a roof.
---> '''Tony:''' How much did you ...
---> '''Rhodes:''' All of it. I've been here a while.
** Tony and Pepper [[spoiler:having an intimate moment after the day is saved, [[MomentKiller only to be disturbed by Rhodes, who had been watching them the entire time]].]]
***"You look like two seals fighting over a grape" has to be one of the highlights of the movie.
--->"[[spoiler:I was here first. Get your own roof.]]"
*** ShoutOut to [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCountOfMonteCristo The Count Of Monte Cristo's]] (1934) "Find your own tree."?
*** The line was "Get a roof", a bad pun on "Get a room", which Tony swiftly complains about.
** Tony having Fury [[spoiler:appoint Senator Sterns to present his award for defeating Whiplash. Sterns is ''clearly'' not happy about it. Said senator actually gets one himself in the process when 'accidentally' pokes Stark with the medal pin.]]
--->"Sorry, it's funny how annoying a little prick can be."
** Tony's [[spoiler:birthday party]] in the second film, what with him [[spoiler:dancing in his armor, completely plastered and then asking the DJ to "give [him] a phat beat to beat [his] friend's ass to" in what is obviously a SureWhyNot outtake left in]].
** Many of Fury's lines in the second film are downright hilarious. One example is when Tony is sitting in a giant donut prop and Fury finds him.
--->'''Fury:''' Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut!
--->''(Tony pulls on his shades slightly as a silent FlatWhat)''
*** The donut in general. Tony lounging around in full armor except for the mask in a donut shop's giant donut, pigging out because he's [[spoiler: slowly dying]]. In character but utterly ridiculous. FridgeLogic reveals a OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: he must have walked into the donut shops in his armor to buy those. Like the UncomfortableElevatorMoment in ''Spider-Man 2'', but even more so.
** Another example when the two are discussing the fate of the Mk 2:
--->'''Tony:''' I didn't give it to him, he took it.
--->'''Fury:''' Whoawhoawhoa- he ''took it?'' You're Iron Man and he just '''TOOK IT?!''' The lil' brother walked in there, kick'd ass and [[FlatWhat took. Your suit.]]
** And pretty much the entire exchange while Tony is reading his evaluation to Fury, the latter not saying a word as Stark tries to justify his many flaws.
---> '''Tony:''' "'Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior.' In my own defense that was one week. 'Prone to self-destructive tendencies.' [[spoiler: I was dying]], I mean please. And hey, aren't we all? 'Textbook...narcissism? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
---> '''Fury:''' ''(Glares back)''
---> '''Tony:''' ''(Looks back down at folder)'' Agreed...
*** There's something strangely hilarious about [[{{RefugeinAudacity}} a man wearing millions of dollars of hi-tech weaponry, the head of the world's top espionage agency, and a professional shadow/spy lounging around a doughnut booth like it's no big thing.]]
** No love for Howard Stark? "[[WinnebagoMan I'm Howard Stark... and on behalf of everybody at Stark Industries, I would like to show you... my ass.]]"
*** Also a sorta twisted CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming LikeFatherLikeSon moment. You can definitely see where Tony gets it from.
** Tony's line when [[spoiler:he inserts the arc reactor with its new core into his chest, curing his palladium poisoning and granting him previously unimaginable amounts of power]]:
--->'''Tony:''' Whoo! Tastes like coconut! And ''METAL!''
** We also have this line:
--->'''Vanko:''' I make ''salute''.
** Also:
-->"One down!"
** Black Widow [[spoiler:[[OffhandBackhand casually macing a Hammer guard]] as she walks past him. Moments later, Happy, who finally managed to drop the one Hammer guard at the front, turns to yell in triumph, only to see an entire hallway littered with unconscious guards that Romanov casually beat her way through.]]
** Tony has some good ones as well. Being [[spoiler:chased by War Machine and a swarm of Hammeroids]]:
--->'''Tony:''' JARVIS, break in! I need to own him!
** At the end of Iron Man 2. So funny because of the total deadpan delivery between a couple of guys in metal battle suits arguing like five year olds.
---> '''Rhodes:''' You look like two seals fighting over a grape.
---> '''Tony:''' Hey, you weren't supposed to see any of that. Get lost.
---> '''Rhodes:''' I was here first. Get a roof.
---> '''Tony:''' How much did you ...
---> '''Rhodes:''' All of it. I've been here a while.
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** Happy biting the guard's ear. ''HE BIT HIS EAR!''
* ''[[Anime/IronMan Iron Man Anime]]'':
** Nanami and Tony are made of funny.
*** The initial CrashIntoHello.
*** Tony immediately hitting on her, and her ArmorPiercingSlap response.
** [[HotScientist Dr. Tanaka's]] reaction to the air show.
---> '''Tanaka:''' So much for humility.
* ''[[Anime/IronMan Iron Man Anime]]'':
** Nanami and Tony are made of funny.
*** The initial CrashIntoHello.
*** Tony immediately hitting on her, and her ArmorPiercingSlap response.
** [[HotScientist Dr. Tanaka's]] reaction to the air show.
---> '''Tanaka:''' So much for humility.
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** Justin Hammer is unveiling the Hammeroid drones by type - "Army!" "Navy!" "Airforce!" - with each group rising from the stage sporting some minor modifications. When there's no more room in the line-up, a '''fourth''' group of droids, painted camo, pops up in front as Hammer shouts [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Marines!"]]. The scene then culminates in what would be a CMOA for Hammer Industries in [[strike:real life]] any other movie when the drones collectively salute [[spoiler:Rhodey in full War Machine gear]].
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*** Theres something strangely hilarious about a [[{{RefugeinAudacity}} man wearing millions of dollars of Hi-tech weaponry, the head of the worlds top Espionage agency and a professional shadow\spy lounging around a doughnut booth like its no big thing.]]
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*** Theres There's something strangely hilarious about a [[{{RefugeinAudacity}} a man wearing millions of dollars of Hi-tech hi-tech weaponry, the head of the worlds world's top Espionage agency espionage agency, and a professional shadow\spy shadow/spy lounging around a doughnut booth like its it's no big thing.]]
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--->'''Pepper Potts:''' She did ''quite'' a [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean a spread on Tony]] last year.
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--->'''Pepper Potts:''' She did ''quite'' a [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean a spread on Tony]] Tony last year.
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** "TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!" "I'm not...Tony Stark."
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*** The donut in general. Tony lounging around in full armor except for the mask in a donut shop's giant donut, pigging out because he's [[spoiler: slowly dying]]. In character but utterly ridiculous. FridgeLogic reveals a MissedMomentOfAwesome: he must have walked into the donut shops in his armor to buy those. Like the UncomfortableElevatorMoment in ''Spider-Man 2'', but even more so.
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*** The donut in general. Tony lounging around in full armor except for the mask in a donut shop's giant donut, pigging out because he's [[spoiler: slowly dying]]. In character but utterly ridiculous. FridgeLogic reveals a MissedMomentOfAwesome: OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: he must have walked into the donut shops in his armor to buy those. Like the UncomfortableElevatorMoment in ''Spider-Man 2'', but even more so.
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** Happy biting the guard's ear. ''HE BIT HIS EAR!''
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** Happy biting the guard's ear. ''HE BIT HIS EAR!''EAR!''
* ''[[Anime/IronMan Iron Man Anime]]'':
** Nanami and Tony are made of funny.
*** The initial CrashIntoHello.
*** Tony immediately hitting on her, and her ArmorPiercingSlap response.
** [[HotScientist Dr. Tanaka's]] reaction to the air show.
---> '''Tanaka:''' So much for humility.
* ''[[Anime/IronMan Iron Man Anime]]'':
** Nanami and Tony are made of funny.
*** The initial CrashIntoHello.
*** Tony immediately hitting on her, and her ArmorPiercingSlap response.
** [[HotScientist Dr. Tanaka's]] reaction to the air show.
---> '''Tanaka:''' So much for humility.
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** A nice little MoodWhiplash after...[[IncrediblyLamePun Whiplash]] has been causing chaos at an F1 race. Pepper and Tony's bodyguard (or whatever he is) ram Whiplash with a car, then do it repeatedly every time he tries to move. Made even funnier by the fact that Pepper is screaming at Tony and Tony is just saying "Hand me the briefcase" repeatedly while showing virtually no reaction.
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** A nice little MoodWhiplash after...[[IncrediblyLamePun Whiplash]] has been causing chaos at an F1 race. Pepper and Tony's bodyguard (or whatever he is) ram Happy Hogan rams Whiplash with a car, then do does it repeatedly every time he tries to move. Made even funnier by the fact that Pepper is screaming at Tony and Tony is just saying "Hand me the briefcase" repeatedly while showing virtually no reaction.
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--->"[[spoiler:Put on [[AutobotsRockOut a fat beat]] for me to beat my buddy's ass to.]]"
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--->"[[spoiler:Put on [[AutobotsRockOut a fat phat beat]] for me to beat my buddy's ass to.]]"
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---> '''Tony:''' "'Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior.' In my own defense that was one week. 'Prone to self-destructive tendencies.' I was dying, I mean please. And hey, aren't we all? 'Textbook...narcissism? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
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---> '''Tony:''' "'Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior.' In my own defense that was one week. 'Prone to self-destructive tendencies.' [[spoiler: I was dying, dying]], I mean please. And hey, aren't we all? 'Textbook...narcissism? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
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*** Theres something strangely hilarious about a [[{{RefugeinAudacity}} man wearing millions of dollars of Hi-tech weaponry, the head of the worlds top Espionage agency and a professional shadow\spy lounging around a doughnut booth like its no big thing.]]
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*** Theres something strangely hilarious about a [[{{RefugeinAudacity}} man wearing millions of dollars of Hi-tech weaponry, the head of the worlds top Espionage agency and a professional shadow\spy lounging around a doughnut booth like its no big thing.]]
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*** Even funnier is when Pepper calls him me out on pissing my pants, he mentions there's a filtration system in the suit and adds "You could drink that water!"
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*** Even funnier is when Pepper calls him me out on pissing my his pants, he mentions there's a filtration system in the suit and adds "You could drink ''drink'' that water!"
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*** "Woah woah woah! He took it? You're Iron Man and he just took it? The little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit?"
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*** Made... umm... even more better (?) considering that said scene is {a possible} remake of identical scene from Robocop 2. And one would think they will learn by now.
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*** Made... umm... even more better (?) considering that said scene is {a possible} remake of identical a scene from Robocop 2. And one ''{{Robocop}} 2''. One would think they will learn would have learned by now.
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--->[[NoodleIncident "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you caught me doing."]]
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--->[[NoodleIncident "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you you've caught me doing."]]
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** One standout scene was SHIELD agent Coulson finding something that looks a lot like CaptainAmerica's shield amongst the clutter of Tony's laboratory. Tony asks he hand it to him, since it's exactly what he needs to deal with his current problem... [[spoiler:he [[MundaneUtility shoves it underneath his equipment to make it level]].]]
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** One standout scene was SHIELD agent Coulson finding something that looks a lot like CaptainAmerica's shield amongst the clutter of Tony's laboratory. Tony asks he Coulson to hand it to him, since it's exactly what he needs to deal with his current problem... [[spoiler:he [[spoiler:and [[MundaneUtility shoves it underneath his equipment to make it level]].]]
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---> "Yeah peace, I love peace! I'd be out of a job with peace..."
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* One of Hammer's goons threatens to kill Vanko's bird and stuffs it in a bag. When the film cuts back to the scene, the man is dead and the bird is perched on him. Honestly, Vanko's [[MemeticMutation bord]] is one of the best parts of the film.
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* One of Hammer's goons threatens to kill Vanko's bird and stuffs it in a bag. When the film cuts back to the scene, the man is dead and the bird is perched on him. Honestly, Vanko's [[MemeticMutation bord]] is one of the best parts of the film.film.
** Happy biting the guard's ear. ''HE BIT HIS EAR!''
** Happy biting the guard's ear. ''HE BIT HIS EAR!''
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** And pretty much the entire exchange while Tony is reading his evaluation to Fury.
---> '''Tony:''' Mr. Stark displays textbook .... narcissism? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
---> '''Tony:''' Mr. Stark displays textbook .... narcissism? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
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** And pretty much the entire exchange while Tony is reading his evaluation to Fury.
Fury, the latter not saying a word as Stark tries to justify his many flaws.
---> '''Tony:'''Mr. "'Mr. Stark displays textbook .... compulsive behavior.' In my own defense that was one week. 'Prone to self-destructive tendencies.' I was dying, I mean please. And hey, aren't we all? 'Textbook...narcissism? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
---> '''Tony:'''
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---> '''Rhodes:''' All of it. I've been here a while.
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---> '''Rhodes:''' All of it. I've been here a while.while.
* One of Hammer's goons threatens to kill Vanko's bird and stuffs it in a bag. When the film cuts back to the scene, the man is dead and the bird is perched on him. Honestly, Vanko's [[MemeticMutation bord]] is one of the best parts of the film.
* One of Hammer's goons threatens to kill Vanko's bird and stuffs it in a bag. When the film cuts back to the scene, the man is dead and the bird is perched on him. Honestly, Vanko's [[MemeticMutation bord]] is one of the best parts of the film.
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** Also also at the beginning:
--->'''Tony:''' I'm sorry, this is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is over there.
--->'''Tony:''' I'm sorry, this is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is over there.
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--->"A lot of people ask me how I go to the bathroom in my suit." ''(pause– smile)'' "....just like that."
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--->"A lot of people ask me how I go to the bathroom in my suit." ''(pause– smile)'' "....just like that."that.
*** Even funnier is when Pepper calls him me out on pissing my pants, he mentions there's a filtration system in the suit and adds "You could drink that water!"
*** Even funnier is when Pepper calls him me out on pissing my pants, he mentions there's a filtration system in the suit and adds "You could drink that water!"
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***"You look like two seals fighting over a grape" has to be one of the highlights of the movie.
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--->'''Fury:''' Whoawhoawhoa- he ''took it?'' You're Iron Man and he just '''TOOK IT?!''' The lil' brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took. Your suit.
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--->'''Fury:''' Whoawhoawhoa- he ''took it?'' You're Iron Man and he just '''TOOK IT?!''' The lil' brother walked in there, kicked your kick'd ass and [[FlatWhat took. Your suit.]]
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-->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
-->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
-->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
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** The senate hearing is equal parts funny and awesome, but the best part had to be Justin Hammer [[spoiler:frantically trying to block the TV as it's showing Hammer Industries' EpicFail at trying to reproduce the Iron Man suit.]] ''Especially'' when the top half [[spoiler:of the suit]] ''[[spoiler:twists 180 degrees around.]]'' CrossesTheLineTwice at its best.
*** Made even better by the fact that there were originally just blurry satellite photos to try and prove that other countries had Iron Man level tech, so Tony remotely hacked into the system ''with his cell phone'' and patched in video surveillance from these failures, including Hammer's.
*** Made... umm... even more better (?) considering that said scene is {a possible} remake of identical scene from Robocop 2. And one would think they will learn by now.
*** Made even better by the fact that there were originally just blurry satellite photos to try and prove that other countries had Iron Man level tech, so Tony remotely hacked into the system ''with his cell phone'' and patched in video surveillance from these failures, including Hammer's.
*** Made... umm... even more better (?) considering that said scene is {a possible} remake of identical scene from Robocop 2. And one would think they will learn by now.
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** Black Widow [[spoiler:[[OffhandBackhand casually macing a Hammer guard]] as she walks past him. Moments later, Happy, who finally managed to drop the one Hammer guard at the front, turns to yell in triumph, only to see an entire hallway littered with unconscious guards that Romanov casually beat her way through.]]
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** Fury's entrance in 2:
--->[[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.]]
*** The donut in general. Tony lounging around in full armor except for the mask in a donut shop's giant donut, pigging out because he's [[spoiler: slowly dying]]. In character but utterly ridiculous. FridgeLogic reveals a MissedMomentOfAwesome: he must have walked into the donut shops in his armor to buy those. Like the UncomfortableElevatorMoment in ''Spider-Man 2'', but even more so.
--->[[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.]]
*** The donut in general. Tony lounging around in full armor except for the mask in a donut shop's giant donut, pigging out because he's [[spoiler: slowly dying]]. In character but utterly ridiculous. FridgeLogic reveals a MissedMomentOfAwesome: he must have walked into the donut shops in his armor to buy those. Like the UncomfortableElevatorMoment in ''Spider-Man 2'', but even more so.
*** The donut in general. Tony lounging around in full armor except for the mask in a donut shop's giant donut, pigging out because he's [[spoiler: slowly dying]]. In character but utterly ridiculous. FridgeLogic reveals a MissedMomentOfAwesome: he must have walked into the donut shops in his armor to buy those. Like the UncomfortableElevatorMoment in ''Spider-Man 2'', but even more so.
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** The senate hearing is equal parts funny and awesome, but the best part had to be Justin Hammer [[spoiler:frantically trying to block the TV as it's showing Hammer Industries' EpicFail at trying to reproduce the Iron Man suit.]] ''Especially'' when the top half [[spoiler:of the suit]] ''[[spoiler:twists 180 degrees around.]]'' CrossesTheLineTwice at its best.
*** Made even better by the fact that there were originally just blurry satellite photos to try and prove that other countries had Iron Man level tech, so Tony remotely hacked into the system ''with his cell phone'' and patched in video surveillance from these failures, including Hammer's.
*** Made... umm... even more better (?) considering that said scene is {a possible} remake of identical scene from Robocop 2. And one would think they will learn by now.
*** Made even better by the fact that there were originally just blurry satellite photos to try and prove that other countries had Iron Man level tech, so Tony remotely hacked into the system ''with his cell phone'' and patched in video surveillance from these failures, including Hammer's.
*** Made... umm... even more better (?) considering that said scene is {a possible} remake of identical scene from Robocop 2. And one would think they will learn by now.
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** Black Widow [[spoiler:[[OffhandBackhand casually macing a Hammer guard]] as she walks past him. Moments later, Happy, who finally managed to drop the one Hammer guard at the front, turns to yell in triumph, only to see an entire hallway littered with unconscious guards that Romanov casually beat her way through.]]
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* Two words: "[[OhCrap icing problem?]]"
* Tony's [[spoiler:birthday party]] in the second film, what with him [[spoiler:dancing in his armor, completely plastered and then asking the DJ to "give [him] a phat beat to beat [his] friend's ass to" in what is obviously a SureWhyNot outtake left in]].
** Many of Fury's lines in the second film are downright hilarious. One example is when Tony is sitting in a giant donut prop and Fury finds him.
--->'''Fury:''' Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut!
--->''(Tony pulls on his shades slightly as a silent FlatWhat)''
** Another example when the two are discussing the fate of the Mk 2:
--->'''Tony:''' I didn't give it to him, he took it.
--->'''Fury:''' Whoawhoawhoa- he ''took it?'' You're Iron Man and he just '''TOOK IT?!''' The lil' brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took. Your suit.
** And pretty much the entire exchange while Tony is reading his evaluation to Fury.
---> '''Tony:''' Mr. Stark displays textbook .... narcissism? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
---> '''Fury:''' ''(Glares back)''
---> '''Tony:''' ''(Looks back down at folder)'' Agreed...
* Tony has some good ones as well. Being [[spoiler:chased by War Machine and a swarm of Hammeroids]]:
--->'''Tony:''' JARVIS, break in! I need to own him!
* Tony hacking into the [[spoiler:senate committee's computers from his PDA over wi-fi and having it display "WELCOME MR. STARK" in ASCII art. Followed immediately with footage from other people's failed attempts to create Iron Man suits.]].
--->'''Tony:''' Boy, I'm good...
** In fact, the entire scene was hilarious from Tony's "Yes, dear?" to Senator Stern's launching of a PrecisionFStrike at Tony on a ''live international broadcast''.
* JARVIS is wonderful at providing these moments. For example, in ''Iron Man 2'', when looking at a YouTube video of Tony's senate meeting. "May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir."
* The first scene between Justin Hammer and Ivan Vanko (in the airplane hangar) has this gem. This is a conversation where Vanko so far has said and done nothing besides sit there and look at Hammer blankly.
--->'''Hammer:''' You and me, we're a lot alike in a lot of ways.
--->'''Vanko:''' *Eyebrow arch*
* At the end of Iron Man 2. So funny because of the total deadpan delivery between a couple of guys in metal battle suits arguing like five year olds.
---> '''Rhodes:''' You look like two seals fighting over a grape.
---> '''Tony:''' Hey, you weren't supposed to see any of that. Get lost.
---> '''Rhodes:''' I was here first. Get a roof.
---> '''Tony:''' How much did you ...
---> '''Rhodes:''' All of it. I've been here a while.
* [[NoodleIncident "Let's face it- this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."]]
* "[[EpicFail Hammer tech?]]" "Yeah...."
* A nice little MoodWhiplash after...[[IncrediblyLamePun Whiplash]] has been causing chaos at an F1 race. Pepper and Tony's bodyguard (or whatever he is) ram Whiplash with a car, then do it repeatedly every time he tries to move. Made even funnier by the fact that Pepper is screaming at Tony and Tony is just saying "Hand me the briefcase" repeatedly while showing virtually no reaction.
* Tony's [[spoiler:birthday party]] in the second film, what with him [[spoiler:dancing in his armor, completely plastered and then asking the DJ to "give [him] a phat beat to beat [his] friend's ass to" in what is obviously a SureWhyNot outtake left in]].
** Many of Fury's lines in the second film are downright hilarious. One example is when Tony is sitting in a giant donut prop and Fury finds him.
--->'''Fury:''' Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut!
--->''(Tony pulls on his shades slightly as a silent FlatWhat)''
** Another example when the two are discussing the fate of the Mk 2:
--->'''Tony:''' I didn't give it to him, he took it.
--->'''Fury:''' Whoawhoawhoa- he ''took it?'' You're Iron Man and he just '''TOOK IT?!''' The lil' brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took. Your suit.
** And pretty much the entire exchange while Tony is reading his evaluation to Fury.
---> '''Tony:''' Mr. Stark displays textbook .... narcissism? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
---> '''Fury:''' ''(Glares back)''
---> '''Tony:''' ''(Looks back down at folder)'' Agreed...
* Tony has some good ones as well. Being [[spoiler:chased by War Machine and a swarm of Hammeroids]]:
--->'''Tony:''' JARVIS, break in! I need to own him!
* Tony hacking into the [[spoiler:senate committee's computers from his PDA over wi-fi and having it display "WELCOME MR. STARK" in ASCII art. Followed immediately with footage from other people's failed attempts to create Iron Man suits.]].
--->'''Tony:''' Boy, I'm good...
** In fact, the entire scene was hilarious from Tony's "Yes, dear?" to Senator Stern's launching of a PrecisionFStrike at Tony on a ''live international broadcast''.
* JARVIS is wonderful at providing these moments. For example, in ''Iron Man 2'', when looking at a YouTube video of Tony's senate meeting. "May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir."
* The first scene between Justin Hammer and Ivan Vanko (in the airplane hangar) has this gem. This is a conversation where Vanko so far has said and done nothing besides sit there and look at Hammer blankly.
--->'''Hammer:''' You and me, we're a lot alike in a lot of ways.
--->'''Vanko:''' *Eyebrow arch*
* At the end of Iron Man 2. So funny because of the total deadpan delivery between a couple of guys in metal battle suits arguing like five year olds.
---> '''Rhodes:''' You look like two seals fighting over a grape.
---> '''Tony:''' Hey, you weren't supposed to see any of that. Get lost.
---> '''Rhodes:''' I was here first. Get a roof.
---> '''Tony:''' How much did you ...
---> '''Rhodes:''' All of it. I've been here a while.
* [[NoodleIncident "Let's face it- this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."]]
* "[[EpicFail Hammer tech?]]" "Yeah...."
* A nice little MoodWhiplash after...[[IncrediblyLamePun Whiplash]] has been causing chaos at an F1 race. Pepper and Tony's bodyguard (or whatever he is) ram Whiplash with a car, then do it repeatedly every time he tries to move. Made even funnier by the fact that Pepper is screaming at Tony and Tony is just saying "Hand me the briefcase" repeatedly while showing virtually no reaction.
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* Tony's [[spoiler:birthday party]] in the second film, what with him [[spoiler:dancing in his armor, completely plastered and then asking the DJ to "give [him] a phat beat to beat [his] friend's ass to" in what is obviously a SureWhyNot outtake left in]].
** Many of Fury's lines in the second film are downright hilarious. One example is when Tony is sitting in a giant donut prop and Fury finds him.
--->'''Fury:''' Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut!
--->''(Tony pulls on his shades slightly as a silent FlatWhat)''
** Another example when the two are discussing the fate of the Mk 2:
--->'''Tony:''' I didn't give it to him, he took it.
--->'''Fury:''' Whoawhoawhoa- he ''took it?'' You're Iron Man and he just '''TOOK IT?!''' The lil' brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took. Your suit.
** And pretty much the entire exchange while Tony is reading his evaluation to Fury.
---> '''Tony:''' Mr. Stark displays textbook .... narcissism? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
---> '''Fury:''' ''(Glares back)''
---> '''Tony:''' ''(Looks back down at folder)'' Agreed...
* Tony has some good ones as well. Being [[spoiler:chased by War Machine and a swarm of Hammeroids]]:
--->'''Tony:''' JARVIS, break in! I need to own him!
* Tony hacking into the [[spoiler:senate committee's computers from his PDA over wi-fi and having it display "WELCOME MR. STARK" in ASCII art. Followed immediately with footage from other people's failed attempts to create Iron Man suits.]].
--->'''Tony:''' Boy, I'm good...
** In fact, the entire scene was hilarious from Tony's "Yes, dear?" to Senator Stern's launching of a PrecisionFStrike at Tony on a ''live international broadcast''.
* JARVIS is wonderful at providing these moments. For example, in ''Iron Man 2'', when looking at a YouTube video of Tony's senate meeting. "May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir."
* The first scene between Justin Hammer and Ivan Vanko (in the airplane hangar) has this gem. This is a conversation where Vanko so far has said and done nothing besides sit there and look at Hammer blankly.
--->'''Hammer:''' You and me, we're a lot alike in a lot of ways.
--->'''Vanko:''' *Eyebrow arch*
* At the end of Iron Man 2. So funny because of the total deadpan delivery between a couple of guys in metal battle suits arguing like five year olds.
---> '''Rhodes:''' You look like two seals fighting over a grape.
---> '''Tony:''' Hey, you weren't supposed to see any of that. Get lost.
---> '''Rhodes:''' I was here first. Get a roof.
---> '''Tony:''' How much did you ...
---> '''Rhodes:''' All of it. I've been here a while.
* [[NoodleIncident "Let's face it- this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."]]
* "[[EpicFail Hammer tech?]]" "Yeah...."
* A nice little MoodWhiplash after...[[IncrediblyLamePun Whiplash]] has been causing chaos at an F1 race. Pepper and Tony's bodyguard (or whatever he is) ram Whiplash with a car, then do it repeatedly every time he tries to move. Made even funnier by the fact that Pepper is screaming at Tony and Tony is just saying "Hand me the briefcase" repeatedly while showing virtually no reaction.
** Tony at the beginning.
---> "I don't want to see this on your {{MySpace}} Page. Please, no gang signs... No, throw it up, I'm kidding."
*** Also at the beginning:
--->'''Soldier:''' Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?
--->'''Tony Stark:''' That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.
** Pepper talking with the reporter who Tony slept with and subsequently dumped.
-->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
-->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
*** Also this scene:
---> '''Pepper''': I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me.
---> '''Tony''': I'd make it a week.
---> '''Pepper''': Oh really? What's your social security number?
---> '''Tony''': ... Five.
---> "I don't want to see this on your {{MySpace}} Page. Please, no gang signs... No, throw it up, I'm kidding."
*** Also at the beginning:
--->'''Soldier:''' Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?
--->'''Tony Stark:''' That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.
** Pepper talking with the reporter who Tony slept with and subsequently dumped.
-->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
-->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
*** Also this scene:
---> '''Pepper''': I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me.
---> '''Tony''': I'd make it a week.
---> '''Pepper''': Oh really? What's your social security number?
---> '''Tony''': ... Five.
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-->"I did [say I was done making weapons]. This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless." *Tony activates it and gets blasted back by the force* "I wasn't expecting that."
** Also this scene:
---> '''Pepper''': I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me.
---> '''Tony''': I'd make it a week.
---> '''Pepper''': Oh really? What's your social security number?
---> '''Tony''': ... Five.
** Also this scene:
---> '''Pepper''': I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me.
---> '''Tony''': I'd make it a week.
---> '''Pepper''': Oh really? What's your social security number?
---> '''Tony''': ... Five.
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** Also this scene:
---> '''Pepper''': I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me.
---> '''Tony''': I'd make it a week.
---> '''Pepper''': Oh really? What's your social security number?
---> '''Tony''': ... Five.
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** Tony at the beginning.
---> "I don't want to see this on your {{MySpace}} Page. Please, no gang signs... No, throw it up, I'm kidding."
*** Also at the beginning:
--->'''Soldier:''' Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?
--->'''Tony Stark:''' That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.
---> "I don't want to see this on your {{MySpace}} Page. Please, no gang signs... No, throw it up, I'm kidding."
*** Also at the beginning:
--->'''Soldier:''' Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?
--->'''Tony Stark:''' That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.
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** Pepper talking with the reporter who Tony slept with and subsequently dumped.
-->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
-->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
-->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
-->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
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** Pepper talking with the reporter who Tony slept with and subsequently dumped.
-->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
-->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"Two words: "[[OhCrap icing problem?]]"
-->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
-->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
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** One standout scene was SHIELD agent Coulson finding something that looks a lot like CaptainAmerica's shield amongst the clutter of Tony's laboratory. Tony asks he hand it to him, since it's exactly what he needs to deal with his current problem... [[spoiler:he [[MundaneUtility shoves it underneath his equipment to make it level]].]]
** Coulson gets another one earlier; he is assigned to keep Tony from leaving his house. Tony acts like himself, and Coulson just grins and threatens to tase our hero, and then watch Super Nanny while Tony drools into the carpet.
** Coulson gets another one earlier; he is assigned to keep Tony from leaving his house. Tony acts like himself, and Coulson just grins and threatens to tase our hero, and then watch Super Nanny while Tony drools into the carpet.
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** One standout Tony hacking into the [[spoiler:senate committee's computers from his PDA over wi-fi and having it display "WELCOME MR. STARK" in ASCII art. Followed immediately with footage from other people's failed attempts to create Iron Man suits.]].
--->'''Tony:''' Boy, I'm good...
*** In fact, the entire scene wasSHIELD agent Coulson finding something that looks hilarious from Tony's "Yes, dear?" to Senator Stern's launching of a lot like CaptainAmerica's shield amongst the clutter PrecisionFStrike at Tony on a ''live international broadcast''.
** JARVIS is wonderful at providing these moments. For example, in ''Iron Man 2'', when looking at a YouTube video of Tony'slaboratory. Tony asks he hand senate meeting. "May I say how refreshing it is to him, since it's exactly what he needs to deal finally see you on a video with his current problem... [[spoiler:he [[MundaneUtility shoves it underneath his equipment to make it level]].]]
** Coulson gets another one earlier; he is assigned to keep Tony from leaving his house. Tony acts like himself, and Coulson just grins and threatens to tase our hero, and then watch Super Nanny while Tony drools into the carpet.your clothing on, sir."
--->'''Tony:''' Boy, I'm good...
*** In fact, the entire scene was
** JARVIS is wonderful at providing these moments. For example, in ''Iron Man 2'', when looking at a YouTube video of Tony's
** Coulson gets another one earlier; he is assigned to keep Tony from leaving his house. Tony acts like himself, and Coulson just grins and threatens to tase our hero, and then watch Super Nanny while Tony drools into the carpet.
** A nice little MoodWhiplash after...[[IncrediblyLamePun Whiplash]] has been causing chaos at an F1 race. Pepper and Tony's bodyguard (or whatever he is) ram Whiplash with a car, then do it repeatedly every time he tries to move. Made even funnier by the fact that Pepper is screaming at Tony and Tony is just saying "Hand me the briefcase" repeatedly while showing virtually no reaction.
** The first scene between Justin Hammer and Ivan Vanko (in the airplane hangar) has this gem. This is a conversation where Vanko so far has said and done nothing besides sit there and look at Hammer blankly.
--->'''Hammer:''' You and me, we're a lot alike in a lot of ways.
--->'''Vanko:''' *Eyebrow arch*
** One standout scene was SHIELD agent Coulson finding something that looks a lot like CaptainAmerica's shield amongst the clutter of Tony's laboratory. Tony asks he hand it to him, since it's exactly what he needs to deal with his current problem... [[spoiler:he [[MundaneUtility shoves it underneath his equipment to make it level]].]]
*** Coulson gets another one earlier; he is assigned to keep Tony from leaving his house. Tony acts like himself, and Coulson just grins and threatens to tase our hero, and then watch Super Nanny while Tony drools into the carpet.
** The first scene between Justin Hammer and Ivan Vanko (in the airplane hangar) has this gem. This is a conversation where Vanko so far has said and done nothing besides sit there and look at Hammer blankly.
--->'''Hammer:''' You and me, we're a lot alike in a lot of ways.
--->'''Vanko:''' *Eyebrow arch*
** One standout scene was SHIELD agent Coulson finding something that looks a lot like CaptainAmerica's shield amongst the clutter of Tony's laboratory. Tony asks he hand it to him, since it's exactly what he needs to deal with his current problem... [[spoiler:he [[MundaneUtility shoves it underneath his equipment to make it level]].]]
*** Coulson gets another one earlier; he is assigned to keep Tony from leaving his house. Tony acts like himself, and Coulson just grins and threatens to tase our hero, and then watch Super Nanny while Tony drools into the carpet.
** Tony's [[spoiler:birthday party]] in the second film, what with him [[spoiler:dancing in his armor, completely plastered and then asking the DJ to "give [him] a phat beat to beat [his] friend's ass to" in what is obviously a SureWhyNot outtake left in]].
** Many of Fury's lines in the second film are downright hilarious. One example is when Tony is sitting in a giant donut prop and Fury finds him.
--->'''Fury:''' Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut!
--->''(Tony pulls on his shades slightly as a silent FlatWhat)''
** Another example when the two are discussing the fate of the Mk 2:
--->'''Tony:''' I didn't give it to him, he took it.
--->'''Fury:''' Whoawhoawhoa- he ''took it?'' You're Iron Man and he just '''TOOK IT?!''' The lil' brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took. Your suit.
** And pretty much the entire exchange while Tony is reading his evaluation to Fury.
---> '''Tony:''' Mr. Stark displays textbook .... narcissism? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
---> '''Fury:''' ''(Glares back)''
---> '''Tony:''' ''(Looks back down at folder)'' Agreed...
** Many of Fury's lines in the second film are downright hilarious. One example is when Tony is sitting in a giant donut prop and Fury finds him.
--->'''Fury:''' Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut!
--->''(Tony pulls on his shades slightly as a silent FlatWhat)''
** Another example when the two are discussing the fate of the Mk 2:
--->'''Tony:''' I didn't give it to him, he took it.
--->'''Fury:''' Whoawhoawhoa- he ''took it?'' You're Iron Man and he just '''TOOK IT?!''' The lil' brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took. Your suit.
** And pretty much the entire exchange while Tony is reading his evaluation to Fury.
---> '''Tony:''' Mr. Stark displays textbook .... narcissism? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
---> '''Fury:''' ''(Glares back)''
---> '''Tony:''' ''(Looks back down at folder)'' Agreed...
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*** Made even better by the fact that there were originally just blurry satellite photos to try and prove that other countries had Iron Man level tech, so Tony remotely hacked into the system ''with his cell phone'' and patched in video surveilance from these failures, including Hammer's.
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*** Made even better by the fact that there were originally just blurry satellite photos to try and prove that other countries had Iron Man level tech, so Tony remotely hacked into the system ''with his cell phone'' and patched in video surveilance surveillance from these failures, including Hammer's.
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-->"One down!"
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-->"One down!"down!"
** Tony has some good ones as well. Being [[spoiler:chased by War Machine and a swarm of Hammeroids]]:
--->'''Tony:''' JARVIS, break in! I need to own him!
** At the end of Iron Man 2. So funny because of the total deadpan delivery between a couple of guys in metal battle suits arguing like five year olds.
---> '''Rhodes:''' You look like two seals fighting over a grape.
---> '''Tony:''' Hey, you weren't supposed to see any of that. Get lost.
---> '''Rhodes:''' I was here first. Get a roof.
---> '''Tony:''' How much did you ...
---> '''Rhodes:''' All of it. I've been here a while.
** Tony has some good ones as well. Being [[spoiler:chased by War Machine and a swarm of Hammeroids]]:
--->'''Tony:''' JARVIS, break in! I need to own him!
** At the end of Iron Man 2. So funny because of the total deadpan delivery between a couple of guys in metal battle suits arguing like five year olds.
---> '''Rhodes:''' You look like two seals fighting over a grape.
---> '''Tony:''' Hey, you weren't supposed to see any of that. Get lost.
---> '''Rhodes:''' I was here first. Get a roof.
---> '''Tony:''' How much did you ...
---> '''Rhodes:''' All of it. I've been here a while.
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** No love for Howard Stark? "I'm Howard Stark... and on behalf of everybody at Stark Industries, I would like to show you... my ass."
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** No love for Howard Stark? "I'm "[[WinnebagoMan I'm Howard Stark... and on behalf of everybody at Stark Industries, I would like to show you... my ass."]]"
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** "Okay, let's start things off nice and easy, see if 10 percent thrust capacity achieves lift. In three...two...one..." '''''*WHAM!*'''''
*** Then there's the bit just after that where he's designing the stabilizers.
-->"I did [say I was done making weapons]. This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless." *Tony activates it and gets blasted back by the force* "I wasn't expecting that."
** Also this scene:
---> '''Pepper''': I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me.
---> '''Tony''': I'd make it a week.
---> '''Pepper''': Oh really? What's your social security number?
---> '''Tony''': ... Five.
** Tony in the Mark II suit turning off the repulsors, then going through the roof, piano and one of his cars. Cue one of the workshop robots spraying him with fire extinguisher.
*** The previous scene:
--->'''Tony:''' If you douse me again and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.
** The great unsung comedy moment of ''Iron Man'', due entirely to Downey's brilliant deadpan delivery:
---> '''Party Girl:''' Hey, Tony, remember me?
---> '''Tony:''' Sure don't.
*** The best part is that he doesn't even stop walking or turn to look at her as he says it.
** When Tony shows up at the party and he thinks he sees Hugh Hefner and pats him on the back, only for "Hef" to turn around and be [[spoiler: Stan Lee]].
** Tony at the beginning.
---> "I don't want to see this on your {{MySpace}} Page. Please, no gang signs... No, throw it up, I'm kidding."
*** Also at the beginning:
--->'''Soldier:''' Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?
--->'''Tony Stark:''' That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.
** Tony's reaction to Pepper seeing him in the Iron Man armor;
--->"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you caught me doing."
*** Better yet, the dialogue between Tony and JARVIS while they're trying (off-screen) to remove the former's suit.
--->'''JARVIS:''' Well, it is a tight fit, sir...
--->'''Tony:''' Ow!
--->'''JARVIS:''' Sir, the more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.
--->'''Tony:''' Be gentle, this is my first time.
** Pepper talking with the reporter who Tony slept with and subsequently dumped.
-->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
-->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
** A brief moment during the final fight scene. Tony's just started getting out of his suit, thinking that he's won and he can take it off, when Iron Monger appears behind him. He turns and lifts his hand to deliver a repulsor blast... Only to find that he's already taken the armored glove off of it and his hand is bare. He actually turns his palm to stare incredulously at it for a second before getting slammed in the face.
* ''[[Film/IronMan Iron Man 2]]'':
** One standout scene was SHIELD agent Coulson finding something that looks a lot like CaptainAmerica's shield amongst the clutter of Tony's laboratory. Tony asks he hand it to him, since it's exactly what he needs to deal with his current problem... [[spoiler:he [[MundaneUtility shoves it underneath his equipment to make it level]].]]
** Coulson gets another one earlier; he is assigned to keep Tony from leaving his house. Tony acts like himself, and Coulson just grins and threatens to tase our hero, and then watch Super Nanny while Tony drools into the carpet.
** Stark and Pepper running into Hammer in Monaco, who has the reporter from the first movie with him.
--->'''Justin Hammer:''' She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Magazine. I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.
--->'''Pepper Potts:''' She did ''quite'' a [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean a spread on Tony]] last year.
--->'''Tony Stark:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke And she wrote a story as well]]!
--->'''Pepper Potts:''' It was very impressive, very well done...
** Hammer's [[spoiler:ridiculously hyped Ex-Wife missile's]] magnificent [[EpicFail un-success]].
--->'''Tony:''' Hammer tech?
--->'''Rhodey:''' * disgusted look* Yeah.
** It's more like a Crowning Moment of Snigger, but This Troper was highly amused by Tony's spontaneous christening of the Hammer drones as "Hammeroids".
*** [[SledgeHammer Not the first time we've heard that name...]]
** Black Widow [[spoiler:[[OffhandBackhand casually macing a Hammer guard]] as she walks past him. Moments later, Happy, who finally managed to drop the one Hammer guard at the front, turns to yell in triumph, only to see an entire hallway littered with unconscious guards that Romanov casually beat her way through.]]
** Tony "entertaining" the guests at his birthday party, [[TheAlcoholic completely shitfaced (bottle in hand)]], all while ''wearing his Iron Man suit'' definitely deserves mention.
--->"A lot of people ask me how I go to the bathroom in my suit." ''(pause– smile)'' "....just like that."
--->''"The party's over... well, it's been over for me an hour and a half ago. '''BUT THE AFTER-PARTY STARTS IN 15 MINUTES!!!'''" [[spoiler:YourMileageMayVary on this since it's a cue that Tony completely lost it, forcing Rhodey to don the Mk.II silver armor and engage him in [[IncrediblyLamePun suitball-busting combat]].]]''
** Later:
--->"[[spoiler:Put on [[AutobotsRockOut a fat beat]] for me to beat my buddy's ass to.]]"
*** He put on Another One Bites the Dust.
** Tony and Pepper [[spoiler:having an intimate moment after the day is saved, [[MomentKiller only to be disturbed by Rhodes, who had been watching them the entire time]].]]
--->"[[spoiler:I was here first. Get your own roof.]]"
*** ShoutOut to [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCountOfMonteCristo The Count Of Monte Cristo's]] (1934) "Find your own tree."?
*** The line was "Get a roof", a bad pun on "Get a room", which Tony swiftly complains about.
** Tony having Fury [[spoiler:appoint Senator Sterns to present his award for defeating Whiplash. Sterns is ''clearly'' not happy about it. Said senator actually gets one himself in the process when 'accidentally' pokes Stark with the medal pin.]]
--->"Sorry, it's funny how annoying a little prick can be."
** Fury's entrance in 2:
--->[[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.]]
*** The donut in general. Tony lounging around in full armor except for the mask in a donut shop's giant donut, pigging out because he's [[spoiler: slowly dying]]. In character but utterly ridiculous. FridgeLogic reveals a MissedMomentOfAwesome: he must have walked into the donut shops in his armor to buy those. Like the UncomfortableElevatorMoment in ''Spider-Man 2'', but even more so.
*** "Woah woah woah! He took it? You're Iron Man and he just took it? The little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit?"
** No love for Howard Stark? "I'm Howard Stark... and on behalf of everybody at Stark Industries, I would like to show you... my ass."
*** Also a sorta twisted CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming LikeFatherLikeSon moment. You can definitely see where Tony gets it from.
** Justin Hammer is unveiling the Hammeroid drones by type - "Army!" "Navy!" "Airforce!" - with each group rising from the stage sporting some minor modifications. When there's no more room in the line-up, a '''fourth''' group of droids, painted camo, pops up in front as Hammer shouts [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Marines!"]]. The scene then culminates in what would be a CMOA for Hammer Industries in [[strike:real life]] any other movie when the drones collectively salute [[spoiler:Rhodey in full War Machine gear]].
** Tony's line when [[spoiler:he inserts the arc reactor with its new core into his chest, curing his palladium poisoning and granting him previously unimaginable amounts of power]]:
--->'''Tony:''' Whoo! Tastes like coconut! And ''METAL!''
** The senate hearing is equal parts funny and awesome, but the best part had to be Justin Hammer [[spoiler:frantically trying to block the TV as it's showing Hammer Industries' EpicFail at trying to reproduce the Iron Man suit.]] ''Especially'' when the top half [[spoiler:of the suit]] ''[[spoiler:twists 180 degrees around.]]'' CrossesTheLineTwice at its best.
*** Made even better by the fact that there were originally just blurry satellite photos to try and prove that other countries had Iron Man level tech, so Tony remotely hacked into the system ''with his cell phone'' and patched in video surveilance from these failures, including Hammer's.
*** Made... umm... even more better (?) considering that said scene is {a possible} remake of identical scene from Robocop 2. And one would think they will learn by now.
** We also have this line:
--->'''Vanko:''' I make ''salute''.
** Also:
-->"One down!"
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* A nice little MoodWhiplash after...[[IncrediblyLamePun Whiplash]] has been causing chaos at an F1 race. Pepper and Tony's bodyguard (or whatever he is) ram Whiplash with a car, then do it repeatedly every time he tries to move. Made even funnier by the fact that Pepper is screaming at Tony and Tony is just saying "Hand me the briefcase" repeatedly while showing virtually no reaction.
