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-->'''Leader Dodo:''' This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years!\\
'''Manny:''' ''(dumbfounded)'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion So you got three melons]]?\\

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-->'''Leader Dodo:''' This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub arctic Sub-arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years!\\
'''Manny:''' ''(dumbfounded)'' ''(flatly)'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion So you got three melons]]?\\



'''Other dodos:''' ''(chanting softly)'' Doom on you... Doom on you... Doom on you... Doom on you...\\
'''Manny:''' ''(dodos are advancing on him)'' Get away from me!

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'''Other dodos:''' ''(chanting softly)'' softly as they advance on Manny)'' Doom on you... Doom on you... Doom on you... Doom on you...\\
'''Manny:''' ''(dodos are advancing on him)'' ''(more annoyed than anything)'' Get away from me!



*** Given the hungry looks in their eyes and the licking of their lips, they were likely about to forgo the foot storage and just try and eat it then and there.

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*** Given the hungry looks in their eyes and the licking of their lips, beak, they were likely about to forgo the foot food storage and just try and eat it then and there.
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** "[[NiceJobBreakingItHero Argh, Sid!]] Now we gotta find more food!"

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** The response to Sid breaking the melon open like he's scoring a touchdown? "[[NiceJobBreakingItHero Argh, Sid!]] Now we gotta find more food!"

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-->''(Cut to Sid in a mud pool [[CasanovaWannabe trying to impress some female sloths with the baby]].)''

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-->''(Cut to Sid in a mud pool [[CasanovaWannabe trying to impress some female sloths sloths]] [[PickUpBabesWithBabes with the baby]].)'')''
** Manny [[TranquilFury is NOT pleased]] once he finds Sid using the baby to pickup the female sloths. It doesn’t help that Sid unknowingly uses his trunk to wipe off some mud.
-->'''Manny''': What’s the matter with you?! (takes the baby away)
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** [[ForegoneConclusion The sheer irony that one of the most notable animals left behind by evolution and history was outright training to survive.]]



''[{{Beat}} as the other Dodos look back at the pile before turing back to face Manny]''\\

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''[{{Beat}} as the other Dodos look back at the pile before turing turning back to face Manny]''\\


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** The first melon is tossed from dodo to dodo - and the last one chucks it straight off a cliff.
*** [[OhCrap "The Melon!"]] [[MadnessMantra "The melon, the melon, the melon!"]]


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*** Given the hungry looks in their eyes and the licking of their lips, they were likely about to forgo the foot storage and just try and eat it then and there.
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'''Manny:''' ''(dumbfounded)'' So you got three melons?\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Leader Dodo:''' [[ObliviousToTheirOwnDescription If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead]], then ''doom on you!''\\

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'''Manny:''' ''(dumbfounded)'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion So you got three melons?\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Leader Dodo:'''
melons]]?\\
''[{{Beat}} as the other Dodos look back at the pile before turing back to face Manny]''\\
'''[[IgnoredEpiphany Leader Dodo:]]'''
[[ObliviousToTheirOwnDescription If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead]], then ''doom on you!''\\
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'''Leader Dodo:''' If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then ''doom on you!''\\

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'''Leader Dodo:''' [[ObliviousToTheirOwnDescription If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, ahead]], then ''doom on you!''\\
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* Sid and the baby's poke fight.

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* Sid and the baby's [[https://youtu.be/P473pUhet7I poke fight. fight.]] Especially how Sid starts indulgent, but becomes more irate as the baby persists:



** Diego's annoyed face expression in this scene is priceless.

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** Diego's annoyed face expression in this scene is priceless.
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* Manny's constant [[DeadpanSnarker sarcasm]] in general.
* When Sid tells Diego to step off, as the baby belongs to him and Manny. Diego's reaction, besides being funny, also doubles as a crowning moment of [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarkery]].
--> '''Diego''': That pink thing is mine.
--> '''Sid''': Actually, that pink thing belongs to us. ''(falls down the cliff wall)'''
--> '''Diego''': "Us"? I see. Can't have one of your own, so you want to adopt.
--> '''Manny''': There is no "us"!
* A couple of moments from Sid in the first film, namely:
** "Hey, It's still green, they headed north two hours ago."
** Fainting at the very end.
** This little gem:
--> '''Manny''': Okay, you, check for poop.
-->'''Sid:''' Hey, why am ''I'' the poop checker?!
--> '''Manny:''' ''(right in Sid's face)'' [[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime Because returning the runt was your idea]], [[TheRuntAtTheEnd because you're small and insignificant]], [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and because I'll pummel you if you don't.]]
--> '''Sid:''' ...Why else?
--> '''Manny:''' '''''NOW''''', SID!
** Sid bumping into Carl and Frank a second time.
--> '''Sid''': So, ladies, where were we?
--> '''Frank''': [[BaitAndSwitch Carl?]]
--> '''Carl''': [[TranquilFury Easy, Frank.]] [growls]
--> '''Sid''': '''[[OhCrap AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!]]'''
* Sid collapses from exhaustion on top of a geyser. Manny and Diego count down "3, 2, 1." It goes off.
-->'''Manny:''' Sure is [[OldFaithful faithful.]]
* Sid ice skating past Manny and Diego with the baby who are having trouble staying up on the ice and saying "Hiya Manny!" "Hiya Diego!" Cue him crashing into an ice wall with his head stuck in the ice wall and Manny and Diego walking by saying "Hey Sid."
* "Where's the baby? THERE HE IS!" Cue a terrifying shot of Diego, teeth bared, claws out.
** [[LampshadeHanging "Stop it! You're scaring him!"]]
* Sid and the baby's poke fight.
-->'''Manny''': Don't make me reach back there!\\
'''Sid''': Yeah, well, he started it!\\
'''Manny''': I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!
** Diego's annoyed face expression in this scene is priceless.
* During the migration sequence at the beginning, we get this uproarious moment featuring glyptodonts:
-->'''Female Glyptodont #1''': So, where's Eddie?\\
'''Female Glyptodont #2''': Ah, he said something about "being on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough."\\
'''Female Glyptodont #1''': Really?\\
'''Eddie''': ''[[FunnyBackgroundEvent [jumps off a cliff]]]'' Oh, I'M FLYING!!! ''*THUD*''\\
'''Female Glyptodont #1''': [[DeadpanSnarker Some breakthrough]].
* Manny while the trio passes Stonehenge: "Modern architecture. [[ItWillNeverCatchOn It'll never last.]]"
* When they come across the shortcut, what is Sid's [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere reaction?]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m604_bEuNw "No thanks. I choose life."]]
-->'''Diego''': [[TranquilFury Then I suggest you take the shortcut.]]
-->'''Sid''': ''(Becomes suspicious)'' [[IsThatAThreat Are you threatening me?]]
-->'''Diego''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting MOVE]]''''', '''[[RageBreakingPoint SLOTH!]]''' ''(voice echoes, causing an avalanche)''
-->'''Sid''': ''(Patting Diego)'' [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Way to go, tiger!]]
* Sid getting his tongue stuck on ice.
** His reaction after he gets his tongue free from the ice.
-->'''Sid''': Uh, guys?
* The entire scene where the gang comes across the Dodo birds.
** When the dodo who steals the 1st melon puts it on the stump and turns and sees Manny Sid & Diego.
-->'''Crazy Dodo''': BAKAK! INTRUDERS! (''sprints around like a lunatic'') \\
'''Leader Dodo''': (''lecturing about a smoking crater'') [[SchmuckBait Now, don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely--]]\\
''' Crazy Dodo''': (''sprints in, not paying attention to where he's going'') INTRUDERS! INTRU--WAAAAAAH! (''trips and falls into crater; a sizzling sound is heard'')\\
'''Dodo Students''': EEEEWWWW! OHHH!\\
'''Leader Dodo''': [[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath ...burn and die.]]
** When Manny, Sid and Diego ask the dodos to give them the melon, they refuse:
-->'''Leader Dodo:''' This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years!\\
'''Manny:''' ''(dumbfounded)'' So you got three melons?\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Leader Dodo:''' If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then ''doom on you!''\\
'''Other dodos:''' ''(chanting softly)'' Doom on you... Doom on you... Doom on you... Doom on you...\\
'''Manny:''' ''(dodos are advancing on him)'' Get away from me!
** "Oh no! Retrieve the melon! Tae kwon dodos, ATTACK!"
** "[[{{Gendercide}} There goes our last female.]]"
** "IGOTITIGOTITIGOTITIGOTIT--Don't got it."
** "''(gasp)'' '''''THE LAST MELON!'''''"
** "[[NiceJobBreakingItHero Argh, Sid!]] Now we gotta find more food!"
** "Hey, look at that, dinner and a show."
* Immediately after the scene with the dodos:
-->'''Sid:''' ''(in a bad British accent)'' Now to find a meal befitting a conquering HERO! ''(tries to walk by a tree, only for the branch to knock him to the ground)'' What ho? A foe? ''(gets up)'' Come on, come on, you want a piece of me?! ''(does a karate yell and pose, then reaches into the tree... and pulls out an acorn)'' Spoils, worthy of such a noble... ''(as he says this, he sticks the acorn in his mouth, as we hear Scrat screaming. Scrat then tackles Sid and wrestles the acorn out of his mouth)''
* "We'll see if brain triumphs over brawn tonight, now won't we?" Followed immediately by a GilliganCut to a pathetic-looking Sid attempting to make fire in a thunderstorm.
-->'''Manny''': [[DeadpanSnarker Hey,]] [[SarcasmMode think I saw a spark.]]\\

* The dialogue right before the volcano sequence:
-->'''Sid:''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} My feet are sweaty]].
-->'''Diego:''' Do we have to get a news flash every time your body does something?
-->'''Manny:''' He's doing it for attention -- just ignore him.
** Then when they hear the rumbling from the volcano...
--->'''Manny:''' Tell me that was your stomach.\\
'''Sid:''' I'm sure it was just thunder. [[OhCrap From... under... ground?]]
** And while the bridge is getting smaller under their feet...
-->'''Sid:''' Come on, keep up with me!\\
(''camera pans out to reveal Sid's only running in place'')\\
'''Manny:''' I WOULD IF YOU WERE ''MOVING!''\\
(''Diego leaps across the huge gap of lava.'')\\
'''Sid''': [[TemptingFate Wow, I wish I could jump like that.]]\\
'''Manny''': Wish granted! ''[punts Sid across the bridge]''
* [[SignatureScene The]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu-YLZpB6is ice slide scene]] The whole thing.
** Sid tries to catch the baby but falls into an ice hole.
** As the gang slides at full speed, Sid uses in Manny's trunk as a loudspeaker.
--->'''Sid:''' [[Film/Titanic1997 Captain, iceberg ahead!]]
** Diego getting [[NotSoAboveItAll worked up after it]].
--->'''Diego:''' [[WasntThatFun WHOA! WHOO! YEAH! Who's up for round two?!]] ''[Manny and Sid [[DeathGlare glare]] at him]'' ...I mean...T-Tell the kid to be more careful.
* When Manny wakes up to feel that the baby is not in his trunk and he stomps on the ground, waking Diego up with a start.
-->'''Manny''': Where's the baby?!
-->'''Diego''': [[NotMeThisTime You lost it?!]]
-->''[{{Beat}}]''
-->'''Both''': '''''[[Main/SayMyName SID!]]'''''
-->''(Cut to Sid in a mud pool [[CasanovaWannabe trying to impress some female sloths with the baby]].)''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqgxRcGkTSo Sid trying to get comfortable while sleeping the ground]], and trying so many positions that an annoyed Manny shouts, "WILL YOU STOP IT?!"
* When Diego claims that [[BlatantLies he was planning on returning the kid to his herd]]...
--> '''Sid:''' Oh, yeah! Nice try, Buck-Tooth!
--> '''Diego:''' ''(threateningly)'' You calling me a liar?!
--> '''Sid:''' I didn't say that!
--> '''Diego:''' You were ''thinking'' it!
-->''[{{Beat}}]''
--> '''Sid:''' ''(whispering to Manny)'' I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
* When the trio comes across Scrat on their journey ([[HeroOfAnotherStory who himself was also on a quest, though to bury his prized nut]]), they ask him which way the humans went. Due to him being TheVoiceless, Scrat responds by making various motions, leading to Sid and Manny doing some WildMassGuessing...
-->'''Sid:''' Oh, I love this game, I love this game! Okay, okay... ''(Scrat holds up three fingers)'' Three words. First word. ''(Scrat stomps his foot)'' Uh, stomp! ''(Scrat jumps around)'' No, no! Stamp, stamp!\\
'''Manny:''' Let me try. ''(Scrat puts his acorn on his back)'' Uh, pack!\\
'''Sid:''' Good one, Manny. ''(Scrat acts like a saber-tooth cat)'' Pack of... long teeth and claws. ''(Diego looks at his claws nervously)'' Pack of wolves? Pack of...\\
'''Manny:''' Pack of bears? Pack of fleas?\\
''(Scrat angrily points at Diego - the correct answer was "pack of tigers")''\\
'''Sid:''' Pack of whiskers? Pack of noses?\\
'''Manny:''' Uh, pachyderm!\\
'''Sid:''' Pack of lies, pack of troubles, pack a wallop... ''(Diego flicks Scrat away)'' Pack of birds! Pack of flying fish!
* While the gang decides to stay for the night due to the heavy blizzard, Sid is calmly drawing on the cave wall.
-->'''Diego:''' What are you doing?\\
''(Sid is drawing on a rock wall with a piece of chalk.)''\\
'''Sid:''' I'm putting sloths on the map.\\
'''Manny:''' Why don't you make it realistic and draw him lying down?\\
'''Diego:''' And make him rounder.\\
''(Manny grabs the chalk from Sid and draws a [[BalloonBelly huge belly]] on the drawing of the sloth.)''\\
'''Sid:''' ''(annoyed)'' [[HaHaHaNo Haha,]] [[DeadpanSnarker I forgot how to laugh.]] ''(Sid snatches the chalk back and scribbles furiously all over the drawing, sending sparks flying off into a small pile of sticks, which catch fire, to everyone's surprise.)'' I'm a genius! ''(kisses chalk)''
** And there's the moment where Sid inadvertently creates a fire from his drawing a sloth on a rock.
-->'''Sid:''' From now on, you'll have to refer as "Sid, Lord of the Flame"!\\
'''Manny:''' Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.\\
''(Sid notices and runs around, screaming. But Diego grabs him and throws him into a snowbank, putting out the fire)''\\
'''Sid:''' Thank you. From now on, I'm gonna call you "Diego--"\\
'''Diego:''' "Lord of Touch-Me-and-You're-Dead". ''(Sid is shocked)'' Nah, I'm just kiddin', you little knucklehead! ''(he grabs Sid and gives him a noogie)''

* A cut scene where Sid asks the female sloths in the mud pool if they want to "jump in the gene pool". No explanation needed why they cut it.
-->'''Sid:''' Come on, don't you have needs? Just give me 20 minutes.\\
'''Manny:''' Like you'd last five.\\
'''Sid:''' Fine, five.\\
'''Manny:''' Three.\\
'''Sid:''' Deal!
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