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--> '''Rose:''' I saved you!
--> '''Finn:''' [[WhatTheHellHero What do you think]] ''[[HeroicSacrifice I]]'' [[DoubleStandard was trying to do!]]

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--> ---> '''Rose:''' I saved you!
--> ---> '''Finn:''' [[WhatTheHellHero What do you think]] ''[[HeroicSacrifice I]]'' [[DoubleStandard was trying to do!]]do?!]]



---> '''Leia:''' Finn and ''who''?

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---> ----> '''Leia:''' Finn and ''who''?

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** Rose decides that she and Finn should land in the grass and go with their mission rather than [[TakeThat get sidetracked by freeing horses and being sympathetic to kids.]]



** Obi-Wan's Force ghost appears to clarify he's Rey's grandpa, much to Anakin's joy.
*** And even better, Kylo actually gets to chat with Anakin.

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** Obi-Wan's Force ghost appears to clarify he's Rey's grandpa, much to grandpa. And, as it turns out, Anakin's joy.
*** And even better, Kylo actually gets to chat with Anakin.
Force ghost freaks out that Obi-Wan is a grandpa, too.
--> '''Anakin:''' ''(gasp)'' YOU'RE A GRANDPA TOO?!
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' [[HereWeGoAgain Not this time, Anakin. Every. Time.]]



** Chewie gives a lone porg a piece of roasted porg, much to [[ImAHumanitarian its glee]].

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** Chewie gives is about to eat a lone porg a piece of roasted porg, much only for a live one to stare at him pleadingly. He then takes a bite of the roasted porg and gives a drumstick to the live porg, [[ImAHumanitarian much to its glee]].



--> Rose: I saved you!
--> Finn: [[WhatTheHellHero What do you think]] ''[[HeroicSacrifice I]]'' [[DoubleStandard was trying to do!]]
** Before leaving to help the Resistance, Luke decides to "get one for the road." As in, he milks a thala-siren and whispers to it, "I'm gonna miss you the most."

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--> Rose: '''Rose:''' I saved you!
--> Finn: '''Finn:''' [[WhatTheHellHero What do you think]] ''[[HeroicSacrifice I]]'' [[DoubleStandard was trying to do!]]
*** Right afterwards, Poe is shocked by Finn and Rose's deaths, but Leia's reaction?
---> '''Leia:''' Finn and ''who''?
** Before leaving to help the Resistance, Luke decides to "get one for the road." As in, he milks takes a thala-siren and whispers giant swig of a thala-siren's milk before whispering to it, "I'm gonna miss you the most."
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** Admiral Ackbar's first act as acting commander is to explain their current plan and brief everyone on what their goal is. He assures everyone there is [[WhatKindOfIdiot no reason to panic or start a mutiny]], as [[PoorCommunicationKills they have a plan to survive.]] Poe gives a sigh of relief next to a glowering Holdo.

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** Admiral Ackbar's first act as acting commander is to explain their current plan and brief everyone on what their goal is. He assures everyone there is [[WhatKindOfIdiot [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough no reason to panic or start a mutiny]], as [[PoorCommunicationKills they have a plan to survive.]] survive]]. Poe gives a sigh of relief next to a glowering Holdo.
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*** Kylo plays the part of a whiny fanboy and complains that Luke in particular never froze lasers before, to which an officer named Karl points out that Kylo himself did it in the last film so it's really not that much of a stretch.

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*** Kylo plays the part of a whiny fanboy and complains that Luke in particular never froze lasers before, to which an officer named Karl points out that Kylo himself did it in the last film so it's really not that much of a stretch.stretch.
**Admiral Ackbar's first act as acting commander is to explain their current plan and brief everyone on what their goal is. He assures everyone there is [[WhatKindOfIdiot no reason to panic or start a mutiny]], as [[PoorCommunicationKills they have a plan to survive.]] Poe gives a sigh of relief next to a glowering Holdo.
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** After Rose "[[WhatAnIdiot saves]]" Finn, he complains that she ruined his heroic moment. Rose doesn't care at all, even as the First Order destroys their base. Which Finn's sacrifice would have prevented.

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** After Rose "[[WhatAnIdiot saves]]" Finn, he complains that she ruined his heroic moment. Rose doesn't care at all, even as the First Order destroys their base. [[DontexplainTheJoke Which Finn's sacrifice would have prevented.]]

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** After Rose "saves" Finn, he complains that she ruined his heroic moment. Rose doesn't care at all, even as the First Order destroys their base.

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** After Rose "saves" "[[WhatAnIdiot saves]]" Finn, he complains that she ruined his heroic moment. Rose doesn't care at all, even as the First Order destroys their base. Which Finn's sacrifice would have prevented.
--> Rose: I saved you!
--> Finn: [[WhatTheHellHero What do you think]] ''[[HeroicSacrifice I]]'' [[DoubleStandard was trying to do!]]

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** Rey ends up seeing a vision of Kylo Ren shirtless... and using the bathroom. Cue Rey experiencing a BrainBleach:
-->'''Rey:''' Eeww! The image is burned in my brain!

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** Rey ends up seeing sees a vision of Kylo Ren shirtless... and using the bathroom. Cue Rey experiencing a BrainBleach:
-->'''Rey:'''
bathroom, much to their disgust.
--->'''Rey:''' Oh my gosh!
--->'''Kylo:''' A little privacy please!
--->'''Rey:'''
Eeww! [[BrainBleach The image is burned in my brain!brain!]]
*** The very fact that Kylo is reading a newspaper called ''The Daily Jawa'', with the head story being "WHO'S DRINKING ALL THE MILK?"
*** The icing on the cake: Snoke is busy chuckling, as if knowing he had scarred Rey for life.
** Rey using the Force to ignite her saber and hack Kylo's hand off. Seems that the Skywalker tradition of getting hands hacked off has passed on to him.



*** And even better, Kylo Ren actually gets to chat with Anakin.

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*** And even better, Kylo Ren actually gets to chat with Anakin.



** After Rose "saves" Finn, he complains that she ruined his heroic moment. Rose doesn't care at all, even as the First Order destroys their base.



*** Following that, Luke and Rey Force-freeze the First Order's lasers before batting them back at them, and [[spoiler:Yoda finishes off Kylo Ren with lightning.]]
** Kylo plays the part of a whiny fanboy and complains that Luke in particular never froze lasers before, to which an officer named Karl points out that Kylo himself did it in the last film so it's really not that much of a stretch.

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*** Following that, Luke and Rey Force-freeze the First Order's lasers before batting them back at them, and [[spoiler:Yoda finishes off Kylo Ren with lightning.]]
** *** Kylo plays the part of a whiny fanboy and complains that Luke in particular never froze lasers before, to which an officer named Karl points out that Kylo himself did it in the last film so it's really not that much of a stretch.
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** Kylo plays the part of a whiny fanboy and complains that Luke in particular never froze lasers before, to which Hux points out that Kylo himself did it in the last film so it's really not that much of a stretch.

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** Kylo plays the part of a whiny fanboy and complains that Luke in particular never froze lasers before, to which Hux an officer named Karl points out that Kylo himself did it in the last film so it's really not that much of a stretch.
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*** Following that, Luke and Rey Force-freeze the First Order's lasers before batting them back at them, and [[spoiler:Yoda finishes off Kylo Ren with lightning.]]

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*** Following that, Luke and Rey Force-freeze the First Order's lasers before batting them back at them, and [[spoiler:Yoda finishes off Kylo Ren with lightning.]]]]
** Kylo plays the part of a whiny fanboy and complains that Luke in particular never froze lasers before, to which Hux points out that Kylo himself did it in the last film so it's really not that much of a stretch.
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** TheStinger: Thor makes a bad pun in regards to his name while drinking Doctor Strange's never-ending beer. Strange then empties the beer.

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** TheStinger: Thor makes a bad pun in regards to his name while drinking Doctor Strange's never-ending beer. Strange then empties the beer.beer.
* "How ''Star Wars: Film/TheLastJedi Should Have Ended":
** Rey ends up seeing a vision of Kylo Ren shirtless... and using the bathroom. Cue Rey experiencing a BrainBleach:
-->'''Rey:''' Eeww! The image is burned in my brain!
** Obi-Wan's Force ghost appears to clarify he's Rey's grandpa, much to Anakin's joy.
*** And even better, Kylo Ren actually gets to chat with Anakin.
** Admiral Ackbar slices through the First Order fleet while exclaiming, "IT'S A TRAP!!!!!"
** Chewie gives a lone porg a piece of roasted porg, much to [[ImAHumanitarian its glee]].
** Before leaving to help the Resistance, Luke decides to "get one for the road." As in, he milks a thala-siren and whispers to it, "I'm gonna miss you the most."
*** Following that, Luke and Rey Force-freeze the First Order's lasers before batting them back at them, and [[spoiler:Yoda finishes off Kylo Ren with lightning.]]
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[[Film/XMenApocalypse Apocalypse]] does not succeed" ♫ ''[ComicBook/{{Apocalypse}} crosses his arms and frowns]''''
** The admission that [[spoiler:Xavier killed the X-Men]] leads [[spoiler:Xavier]] to just shrug and smile.

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[[Film/XMenApocalypse Apocalypse]] does not succeed" ♫ ''[ComicBook/{{Apocalypse}} crosses his arms and frowns]''''
** The admission that [[spoiler:Xavier killed the X-Men]] leads [[spoiler:Xavier]] to just shrug
frowns]''\\
Somewhere beyond all that, Xavier [[spoiler: makes all of us deceased!]] ♫ [Xavier smiles
and smile.shrugs his shoulders]''''
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** [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine]]: Two Sith Lords (changes through the video, starting with Senator Palpatine and Darth Maul, then Maul gets cut in half, then he's replaced with Count Dooku, then Dooku get his hands chopped off, then he's replaced with Anakin Skywalker while Palpatine becomes the Emperor, then he's replaced with Darth Vader, ending on an unmasked Vader ready to throw him off the edge)

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** [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine]]: Two Sith Lords (changes through the video, starting with Senator Palpatine and Darth Maul, then Maul gets cut in half, then he's replaced with Count Dooku, then Dooku get his hands chopped off, then he's replaced with Anakin Skywalker while Palpatine becomes the Emperor, then he's replaced with Anakin becomes Darth Vader, ending on an unmasked Vader ready to throw him off the edge)
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** [[Film/SpiderMan2 Doctor Octopus]] and [[Franchise/StarWars General Grevious]]: Four Robotic Arms

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** [[Film/SpiderMan2 Doctor Octopus]] and [[Franchise/StarWars [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith General Grevious]]: Four Robotic Arms
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** [[Comicbook/SpiderMan Doctor Octopus]] and [[Franchise/StarWars General Grevious]]: Four Robotic Arms

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** [[Comicbook/SpiderMan [[Film/SpiderMan2 Doctor Octopus]] and [[Franchise/StarWars General Grevious]]: Four Robotic Arms
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** [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine]]: Two Sith Lords (changes through the video, starting with Senator Palpatine and Darth Maul, then he's replaced with Count Dooku, then Dooku get his hands chopped off, then he's replaced with Anakin Skywalker while Palpatine becomes the Emperor, then he's replaced with Darth Vader, ending on an unmasked Vader ready to throw him off the edge)

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** [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine]]: Two Sith Lords (changes through the video, starting with Senator Palpatine and Darth Maul, then Maul gets cut in half, then he's replaced with Count Dooku, then Dooku get his hands chopped off, then he's replaced with Anakin Skywalker while Palpatine becomes the Emperor, then he's replaced with Darth Vader, ending on an unmasked Vader ready to throw him off the edge)
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'''Bishop:''' Why would you think this was a good ideeeeeeaaa!\\
'''Newt:''' I thought you said you loved meeeeeee!\\
'''Ripley:''' I'm sorry! ''I thought my arm could withstand the vacuum of '''spaaaace!'''''\\

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'''Bishop:''' Why would you think do this was a good ideeeeeeaaa!\\
Ripleeeey!\\
'''Newt:''' I thought you said you loved meeeeeee!\\
'''Ripley:''' I don't know! I'm sorry! ''I thought my arm could withstand the entire vacuum of '''spaaaace!'''''\\
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--->'''Peter:''' Uh...Hey!

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--->'''Peter:''' Uh...Hey!Hey!
* "How ''Thor: Ragnarok'' Should Have Ended":
** [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Loki ditches the team at the last minute]], and recounts his exploits at the Villain Pub.
*** When Loki reveals that he has the Tesseract, Thanos finally gets up and swipes it.
** Valkyrie shocks Hela with the [[StoryBreakerPower shock devices used to keep Thor in check.]]
** TheStinger: Thor makes a bad pun in regards to his name while drinking Doctor Strange's never-ending beer. Strange then empties the beer.
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** Pointing out Han Solo was blind during his rescue, so he missed the sight of Leia in the slave bikini.
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** [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]]: And The One Ring to Rule Them All

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** [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]]: And The One Ring to Rule Them AllAll
* ''Mary Poppins Starring Yondu'' is putting Yondu in ''Film/MaryPoppins'' as if the characters in the movie are talking to Yondu. The great editing skills really made the whole clip hilarious:
** Yondu measures Michael Banks with a tape measure and looks at the label and says, "Skinny. Good for thriving."
** Yondu riding on a carousel of all things.
** There's Mr. Banks trying to say the famous catchphrase only for Yondu to mess it up:
--->'''Mr. Banks:''' Superca..uuhh
--->'''Yondu:''' Ooobaleebaloobalooo
--->'''Mr. Banks:''' Yes! Well done! You've said it!
** There's also the part where Yondu and Mr. Banks confronted each other.
--->'''Yondu:''' I know who you are!
--->'''Mr. Banks:''' You don't know.
--->'''Yondu:''' I know everything about you!
--->''(Mr Banks shakes his head)''
--->'''Yondu:''' I know you steal batteries that you don't need.
--->'''Mr. Banks:''' What?
** Then, there's TheStinger where Yondu carries Michael and tells him, "He may have been your father, boy. But he wasn't your daddy". Michael smiles only for Peter Quill to react vehemently.
--->'''Peter:''' Uh...Hey!
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'''Vader''': You already knew? Who told you? Quit standing around and get back to work. [''cut to other characters/things again''] I have a son, little droid that drives around the hallways! [''as the Star Destroyer is entering the hyperspace''] I have a son, lightspeee--WHOA! [''cut to Cloud City where Vader talks with CompellingVoice''] Greetings, Cloud City. How are you? Well, I'm doing fantastic, thank you for asking. Because I just found out I have a son! You may commence with the pleasantries. [''Cloud City citizens have WTF expression. Cut to the carbonite-frozen Han Solo''] I have a son, Captain Solo, who is now frozen in carbonite and can't really hear me. HAHA!

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'''Vader''': You already knew? Who told you? [[IgnoredEpiphany Quit standing around and get back to work. work.]] [''cut to other characters/things again''] I have a son, little droid that drives around the hallways! [''as the Star Destroyer is entering the hyperspace''] I have a son, lightspeee--WHOA! [''cut to Cloud City where Vader talks with CompellingVoice''] Greetings, Cloud City. How are you? Well, I'm doing fantastic, thank you for asking. Because I just found out I have a son! You may commence with the pleasantries. [''Cloud City citizens have WTF expression. Cut to the carbonite-frozen Han Solo''] I have a son, Captain Solo, who is now frozen in carbonite and can't really hear me. HAHA!
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'''Emperor''': [''confused''] No, I said Anakin Skywalker has a son. You are Darth Vad--\\
'''Vader''': I have a son! This is wonderful! I must see him! [''leaves the room'']\\

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'''Emperor''': [''confused''] No, I said [[ThatManIsDead Anakin Skywalker has a son. son.]] You are Darth Vad--\\
'''Vader''': [[TookALevelInCheerfulness I have a son! son!]] This is wonderful! I must see him! [''leaves the room'']\\
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And Yondu is the one!\\

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And Yondu is the one!\\one!

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And kills everyone!

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And kills everyone!everyone!\\
Watch out, here comes my arrow!\\
[[Franchise/LordOfTheRings Legolas]] sucks\\
And Yondu is the one!\\

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** The Arrow song
--> Watch out, here comes my arrow!\\
It flies super fast.\\
And kills everyone!



** One of the Ravagers shoots Yondu, then talks so long about doing it that Rocket simply shoots him.

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** One of the Ravagers shoots Yondu, then talks he and his buddy talk so long about doing it that Rocket simply shoots him.them both.
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* The Villain Pub sings the 12 Days of Christmas their way.

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* The Villain Pub sings the 12 sing their version of The Twelve Days of Christmas their way.Christmas. "On the first day of Christmas, my hatred did recall..."



** [[Literature/{{Goosebumps}} Slappy]] and [[Film/ChildsPlay Chucky]]: Three Creepy Dolls (at the start and end they're joined by the monkey from ''The Devil's Gift''/''Merlin's Shop of Mystial Wonders'' but through most of it they're joined by Film/{{Annabelle}}
** [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine]]: Two Sith Lords (changes through the video, starting with Senator Palpatine and Darth Maul, then he's replaced with Count Dooku, then Dooku get his hands chopped off, then he's replaced with Anakin Skywalker while Palpatine comes the Emperor, then he's replaced with Darth Vader, ending on an unmasked Vader ready to throw him off the edge)
** [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]]: And One Ring to Rule Them All

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** [[Literature/{{Goosebumps}} Slappy]] and [[Film/ChildsPlay Chucky]]: Three Creepy Dolls (at the start and end they're joined by the monkey from ''The Devil's Gift''/''Merlin's Shop of Mystial Wonders'' but through most of it they're joined by Film/{{Annabelle}}
Film/{{Annabelle}}.)
** [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine]]: Two Sith Lords (changes through the video, starting with Senator Palpatine and Darth Maul, then he's replaced with Count Dooku, then Dooku get his hands chopped off, then he's replaced with Anakin Skywalker while Palpatine comes becomes the Emperor, then he's replaced with Darth Vader, ending on an unmasked Vader ready to throw him off the edge)
** [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]]: And The One Ring to Rule Them All
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** May catches Peter in his Spider-Man suit, and is about to swear in shock... only for Captain America to shout, "[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron Language!]]" and whack her with his mighty shield.

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** May catches Peter in his Spider-Man suit, and is about to swear in shock... only for Captain America to shout, "[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron Language!]]" and whack her with his mighty shield.shield.
* [[Film/It2017 Pennywise]] visits the Villain Pub, a very 80's Villain Pub.
** The Joker is portrayed by Jack Nicholson and instead of Voldemort it's Freddy Kruger.
* The Villain Pub sings the 12 Days of Christmas their way.
** [[Film/ThorRagnarok Hela]]: Twelve Antlers Pointing
** Zombies: Eleven Zombies Eating
** [[Series/DoctorWho Daleks]]: Ten Daleks Zapping
** [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Loki]]: Nine Loki's Scheming
** [[Series/StrangerThings The Demodogs]]: Eight Dogs a Stranging
** [[Literature/HarryPotter Voldemort]]: Seven Horcruxes
** [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Thanos]]: Six Infinity Stones
** Comicbook/TheJoker: ALL FIVE JOKERS (represented by Caesar Romero, Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger, Jared Leto, and animated Mark Hamill)
** [[Comicbook/SpiderMan Doctor Octopus]] and [[Franchise/StarWars General Grevious]]: Four Robotic Arms
** [[Literature/{{Goosebumps}} Slappy]] and [[Film/ChildsPlay Chucky]]: Three Creepy Dolls (at the start and end they're joined by the monkey from ''The Devil's Gift''/''Merlin's Shop of Mystial Wonders'' but through most of it they're joined by Film/{{Annabelle}}
** [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine]]: Two Sith Lords (changes through the video, starting with Senator Palpatine and Darth Maul, then he's replaced with Count Dooku, then Dooku get his hands chopped off, then he's replaced with Anakin Skywalker while Palpatine comes the Emperor, then he's replaced with Darth Vader, ending on an unmasked Vader ready to throw him off the edge)
** [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]]: And One Ring to Rule Them All
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-->'''Peter:''' HELP! [[ExactWords THIS MAN HAS A GUN AND IS THREATENING MY LIFE!]]

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-->'''Peter:''' --->'''Peter:''' HELP! [[ExactWords THIS MAN HAS A GUN AND IS THREATENING MY LIFE!]]
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'''Peter:''' HELP! [[ExactWords THIS MAN HAS A GUN AND IS THREATENING MY LIFE!]]

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'''Peter:''' -->'''Peter:''' HELP! [[ExactWords THIS MAN HAS A GUN AND IS THREATENING MY LIFE!]]

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*** In another, Peter uses his super strength to restrain Toomes, [[CrocodileTears claiming that Toomes has him hostage]].

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*** In another, Peter uses his super strength to restrain Toomes, [[CrocodileTears claiming that Toomes has him hostage]].hostage]] [[MetaphoricallyTrue through what he actually was doing to him]].
'''Peter:''' HELP! [[ExactWords THIS MAN HAS A GUN AND IS THREATENING MY LIFE!]]
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''''Toomes:''' ''[turns into Film/{{Batman}} with a ScareChord]'' Because I'm Batman!\\
''''Peter:''' [[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAT?!]]

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''''Toomes:''' '''Toomes:''' ''[turns into Film/{{Batman}} with a ScareChord]'' Because I'm Batman!\\
''''Peter:''' '''Peter:''' [[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAT?!]]

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