Funny / How It Should Have Ended

  • From The Matrix Revolutions:
    • The Smiths defeat Neo by dogpiling up on him. The sheer amount of Smiths that do so results in the pile being visible from space.
    • Bill and Ted arrive and marvel at the coolness of the future. Ted then feels a sense of familiarity with the whole place...
  • For Braveheart, it turns out that William Wallace is in fact... a robot. Who can shoot lightning from his eyes and fireballs from his ass, as he had promised earlier in the film itself.
    "Didn't see that comin'."
  • How Saving Private Ryan Should Have Ended, where the entire film turns out to be another anecdote from Forrest Gump... who gets called out by a guy who pulls off one hell of an Actor Allusion:
    Guy: Wait a second. Are you freaking kidding me? You couldn't have been a captain in World War II and be a private in the Vienam War. Alright, Mr. I've-Met-Three-Different-Presidents. I suppose next you'll be telling us you were on the Apollo 13 mission! After all, you are a ping-pong champion, why wouldn't you go to the moon? Maybe it's because you were too busy being a record-producer selling a major hit song in the 60s. Or maybe you lived on a deserted island for six years. Oh, wait wait, no no. You were in a volcano! I suppose there you met a mermaid in the ocean and fell in love, right? Oh, or maybe you were a cop and you had a giant dog for a partner who wouldn't let you sleep in Seattle because your neighbors were burying people in their backyard. Or better yet! When you were a kid, you wished to be bigger. That's clearly the only way you could've done all these things, right? I mean according to you, you've done everything from dressing up like a woman to being Santa Claus!
    [gets shot by Buzz Lightyear]
    Buzz: Man, that guy was annoying.
  • How Superman Should Have Ended features an early sign that this version of Superman likes to show off; when Lex Luthor challenges him that he can't get both of the missiles that Lex has targeted at the San Andreas fault, Superman proves him wrong by speeding off, only to show up back at Lex's lair seconds later... with both missiles.
    Superman: These missiles?
    Lex: Holy crap!
    Superman: Are these the missiles you were talking about, Lex?
    Lex: Yes!
    Superman: What?
    Lex: Yes, I said those were the ones!
    Superman: I mean, I flew around the earth a few times, but these were the only giant missiles I could find. But you said I couldn't possibly catch them both, so these must not be the missiles you were talking about.
    Lex: Yes, those were the ones, all right!? You win! Please, just get them out of here!
    Superman: You diseased maniac!
  • In the second Lost episode, Hurley protects the Island's heart by simply nailing a "Keep out! Causes deadly smoke monsters." sign in front of it. Then, now that he and Ben have loads of free time, they have a montage with an awesome song playing in the background.
  • From Sherlock Holmes: "Throat punch, throat punch, throat punch, throat punch, throat punch..."
  • From Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2:
  • From The Empire Strikes Back:
    • Vader walking around his ship, telling everyone around that he has a son.
      Emperor: I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.
      Vader: What? I have a son!?
      Emperor: [confused] No, I said Anakin Skywalker has a son. You are Darth Vad—
      Vader: I have a son! This is wonderful! I must see him! [leaves the room]
      Emperor: [ignored] Wait, where are you going?
      Vader: [goes around] Hey, everyone! Have you heard the news? I'm a father! Woohoo! I have a son, stormtroopers! I have a son, asteroids! Hey, bounty hunters, guess what, I have a son, did you know that? I have a son, little droid that drives around the hallways! [as the Star Destroyer is entering the hyperspace] I have a son, lightspeee—WHOA!
    • And this is the extended version of that scene.
      Vader: [to Imperial Navy Officers] Hey, everyone! Have you heard the news? I'm a father! Woohoo! Oh, this is great! No force choking all around!
      Imperial officers: Woohoo!
      Vader: [cut to other characters... and things] I have a son, stormtroopers! I have a son, asteroids! TIE Fighters, I have a soooooon! [Does a Happy Dance] Hey, bounty hunters, guess what, I have a son, did you know that?
      Boba Fett: Yes.
      Vader: You already knew? Who told you? Quit standing around and get back to work. [cut to other characters/things again] I have a son, little droid that drives around the hallways! [as the Star Destroyer is entering the hyperspace] I have a son, lightspeee—WHOA! [cut to Cloud City where Vader talks with Compelling Voice] Greetings, Cloud City. How are you? Well, I'm doing fantastic, thank you for asking. Because I just found out I have a son! You may commence with the pleasantries. [Cloud City citizens have WTF expression. Cut to the carbonite-frozen Han Solo] I have a son, Captain Solo, who is now frozen in carbonite and can't really hear me. HAHA!
    • And when Luke jumps off of the bottom of Bespin after rejecting Vader's We Can Rule Together offer, Vader instead catches him with the Force and comically dangles him upside down:
      Vader: Oh, hang on. Where do you think you're going?
      Luke: AW, COME ON!
      Vader: This isn't a negotiation.
      Luke: Let me go!
      Vader: I'm your father, and I say we're going home.
      Luke: You're the worst dad EVER!
      Vader: More like the most powerful dad ever! [chuckles]
  • Brought back wonderfully in Return of the Jedi when Vader realizes he has a daughter.
    Darth Vader: [to Luke] Your thoughts betray you, especially for your... sister! You have a twin sister? [beat] I HAVE A DAUGHTER, TOO!? That is wonderful! I must tell everyone else! [offscreen as he leaves the room] I have a daughter, stormtroopers! I have a daughter, bounty hunters!
    The Emperor: [groans] See what you did? Who knows how long he'll be running around like that. Do you realize how annoying it is to put up with him this way—
    Darth Vader: [returns to the room] Hey, wait a second. You told me I killed Padme in my anger.
    Emperor: Uh... yes?
    Vader: Well, how did she manage to deliver two kids? That doesn't add up.
    Emperor: She, uh... lost the will to live....?
    Vader: YOU LIED TO ME! I'LL KILL YOU! GET OVER HERE! [kicks the Emperor's ass offscreen]
    • Also, Force-Ghost!Anakin made fun some of his younger self's lines.
      • THEN the Force Ghosts of all the Padawan children Anakin killed in Revenge of the Sith appear.
      Yoda: ...Awkward, this is.
    • The stormtroopers lampshade their Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy and Armor Is Useless.
      Stormtrooper: [crying] Why are we so bad at shooting things!?
    • Pointing out Han Solo was blind during his rescue, so he missed the sight of Leia in the slave bikini.
  • The ending of the Pulp Fiction episode, when Pumpkin and Honeybunny decide to rob the diner because it cuts down on 'the hero factor'... only to discover Superman and Batman sitting in the very next booth.
    Superman: Hi.
    • Don't forget about Marvin's bit in the video.
    • "You know what they call a Subscribe button in Paris? 'Subscribe with Cheese'!"
  • All of "How Terminator Should End." The crossover with Back to the Future was inspired. Watching Strickland get stabbed and Biff shot was just the icing.
  • The ending of The Hunger Games.
    • Katniss nearly throws up after Peeta says, "We're in love!"
    • The beginning, when Katniss' and Peeta's burning costumes have... a little malfunction.
    • The entire Bonus Scene, when the Careers don't quite see obvious opportunities when it comes to getting Katniss out of her tree.
    Glimmer: "Should we be worried about that tracker-jacker nest up there?"
    Careers: "Naah!"
    Cato: "It's just right up there with Katniss. It's not going anywhere."
  • Dutch from Predator appears very filthy in "How To Survive An Alien Attack," explaining that after he sets up booby traps for aliens, he likes to hide in the mud and watch the aliens get trapped.
    Interviewer: That doesn't smell like mud.
    Dutch: You don't smell like mud!
  • Megatron constantly interrupting his Battleship game with Optimus Prime to express his inability to accept the existence of a movie based on the simple game. The last straw for Optimus comes when Megatron points out that Battleship even stars Rihanna, and sings, "You sank my ship in a hopeless place!"
  • After Tony asks Superman and Batman if they feel jealous about how epically he and the other Avengers managed to save the world from Loki:
    Batman: I'm not jealous. I'm Batman.
    Superman: I guess I would be jealous, if I wasn't like all of you combined! If I couldn't fly, or shoot lasers, or catch missiles, or see really far, or smash through buildings, or wear red and blue...
    [large piles of money suddenly appear]
    Tony: What's that? You're fading out.
    Steve: Whoa! We've broken too many records!
    Thor: We can't hear you through all of this box office money!
    [The Avengers laugh as the money pile grows so large, everyone gets buried except for Batman and Supes.]
    • The opening sequence of the How The Avengers Should Have Ended video, where Loki utterly fails at pulling a Most Definitely Not a Villain moment while watching the battle from his perch on the rock.
    Loki: [cheerfully] Hello!
    Iron Man: You're still here?
    Loki: Yeeeess.
    Thor: Why didn't you run away while we settled our differences?
    Loki: Oh, I'll never tell. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha. Mwa-haaa hahaahahahaha...
    Captain America: OK, we're not taking him back to base, he is definitely up to something! [Thor nods in agreement]
    • Spider-Man has been hanging outside the cafe for over 2 years, because he thought he wasn't allowed to come in yet.
  • Captain America wonders why the city names on the German bombs were written in English:note 
    Doctor Zola: But why do you want it in English, sir? We are German.
    • Captain America shouting "THANKS FOR THE MUSCLES, BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW!" as his plane goes down.
      Both:When Captain America throws his mighty shield
      Both:All those who choose to oppose his shield must yield!
      Superman: Unless you're a bomb,
      Batman: Or a plane,
      Superman: Or some ice!
      Batman: Then he'll choose to take a nap
      Superman: 'Cause the ice seems nice!
      Both: When Captain America throws his mighty shield!
    • The Project: Rebirth pod opens up to show Steve as The Human Torch, before Doctor Zola says that he's "not ready". When he is?
  • Tank missile!
    • Topped for Iron Man 3, where the Mandarin's head goon in the helicopter attack goes agape in horror as all of Stark's suits deploy in defense of home and say that phrase en masse with a whole salvo of tank missiles being launched.
  • The entirety of Rose and Jack's argument in How Titanic Should Have Ended.
    • The crossover with Avatar in the stinger.
    Neytiri: Draw me like one of your Earth girls, Jack! (breaks the couch and falls)
  • Rapunzel running around so cheerfully and laughing so manically, that she doesn't become fazed by leaves, branches, mud (hopefully), a dead squirrel, a Koopa, and Gollum (among other things) getting stuck in her hair.
  • Batman insists that he doesn't need a phone with Siri as long as he has Alfred. He then uses his Batphone to ask Alfred if it will rain, so Alfred answers that it won't...after repeating the question to Siri.
  • The entire How X-Men: First Class Should Have Ended, where everybody ignores how Charles has been paralyzed and has to force Azazel take him to the hospital after he immobilizes everybody (except for Magneto).
    Magneto: Oh great. Now how are we supposed to get home?
    • Batman striking out with Emma Frost.
    Emma Frost: [walking past Batman and Wolverine] Hey, boys.
    Batman: Heyyyyy. I'm Batman. [follows Emma offscreen] You wanna know my secret identity?
    Emma Frost: You're Bruce Wayne?
    Batman: Dang. I forgot you read minds.
    Emma Frost: Your breath smells like coffee.
  • Batman starting a conversation about Twitter, simply as a means to reveal that his updates are just:
    Batman: "I'm Batman!"
  • The "Lonely Zombie" song. Most of the comments on the Resident Evil parody are about the random zombie who provides the chorus, all the while walking in and out of the scene.
    Zombie: ... brains!
    • I'm pressing EVERY BUTTON I can find!
  • Blake entering the cave, only to discover that Bruce left a Robin costume for him.
    Blake: Oh heck, no, I'm not wearing that.
  • Elizabeth from Prometheus gives birth to one of the Toy Story aliens.
  • Superman reassures Spider-Man that The Amazing Spider-Man could have been worse - at which point Emo!Peter from Spider-Man 3 struts past the window.
    • Reboot!Peter getting interrupted by Emo!Peter, who breaks down because he never got to go inside the cafe or meet Stan Lee.
  • Spider-Man 3. The whole thing. Special mention must go to how Sandman's transformation would have gone had the sand-mutation scientists just done their jobs properly:
    Scientist 1: There's a change in the silicone mass.
    Scientist 2: Yeah, it's probably just a bird.
    Scientist 3: Here's a bright idea: Why don't you make SURE it's a bird before you mutate the crap out of something just because you were too lazy to safely run this nighttime sand-mutation experiment?
    Scientist 2: Ugh, fine. [safety barrier is lifted, looks out into the pit] That is a big bird down there...kind of looks like a guy. Oh, wait, it IS a guy down there!
    [cut to Flint Marco being put in a police van]
    Flint: You- you don't understand! I have a daughter, she's sick! That makes it okay for me to break the law! I'm not a bad person!
    • Peter tells Aunt May that he's going to ask Mary-Jane to marry him. She tells him that this reminds her of a long, boring story about his uncle, that will only make him feel guilty and make the wrong decisions in life.
    • Harry Osborn's butler FINALLY decides to tell him the truth about his father's death, and how it is apparent that Spider-Man didn't kill him. Harry immediately fires him for knowing this the whole time and picking now to tell him.
      Butler: I thought this would be the best time to tell you the truth.
    • The entire conversation between Venom and Spidey near the end, filled to the BRIM with Lampshade Hanging and Spidey being completely Genre Savvy:
      Venom: [takes off symbiote mask to reveal Eddie Brock's face] Hey, Parker.
      Spider-Man: Eddie! ...wait, why do you have a scary Venom face if you're just gonna peel it back when you talk?
      Venom: Because this way I get more face time!
      Spider-Man: That's lame.
      Venom: YOU'RE lame! And now I'm gonna kill your girlfriend!
      Spider-Man: [completely unfettered] Oh, there's a big surprise. Out of all the dastardly plots you could put together, you wanna threaten my girlfriend. Just like EVERY other villain I've encountered.
      Venom: Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it!
      Spider-Man: Seriously? You rush in here like you can take ME? This is my third movie! Spider-Man TRES, amigo! You think they're gonna kill me off!? NO! Look, do you know of ANY movies where they kill the title character off at the end?
      Venom: Donnie Darko...Old Yeller...Romeo & Juliet...
      Spider-Man: Yeah. I didn't think so.
      Harry: [flying to where the climatic battle is taking place] Hang on, Pete! I'm coming for ya, ol' buddy, ol' pal, ol' friend!
      Spider-Man: I'm just saying. There's only one way this is going to go down. It happens every time. We'll fight for a bit, you'll tear my mask. But in the end, I'm just gonna leap out of the way, and you're gonna do something that makes you kill yourself!
      Venom: Or maybe I'm just gonna kill you and your girlfriend, because I'm awesome and you've met your match!
      Scientist 2: [releases bird] Fly away, pretty bird. No sand mutation for you tonight.
      Harry: Oh, I can't wait to help my best friend in the whole wide world!
      Spider-Man: I promise you! Things are already in motion! You still have a chance to walk away here!
      Harry: Here I come, Pete! I'll help ya save the day! No matter what, I'll help ya— BIIIRD!! [gets hit in the face by the bird the scientist just released, and crashes into the construction frame. Pumpkin bombs go flying from the glider]
      Venom: Quit talking like you're in control, Parker! You're just a bug trapped in the web I—
      Spider-Man: Aaand leap... [jumps out of the way of the pumpkin bombs]
      Venom: Aw, dang, he was telling the truth. [gets blown up]
    • Even better is when Peter says "Just like EVERY other villain I've encountered", MJ is shown sitting in the taxi that's suspended hundreds of feet in the air with a thoroughly impatient look on her face.
    • Batman and Superman see Peter, acting like a douchebag thanks to the Symbiote, strutting past the café:
      Superman: What the heck was that?
      Batman: Peter Parker just did a Saturday Night Fever strut across our window.
      Superman: I know, but...why?
      Batman: I'm not sure. But I was afraid something like this would happen.
      Superman: What do you mean?
      Batman: Uh, have you seen this?
      [Batman shows Supes a video on his Bat-phone of Spidey doing an extremely camp dance to a dance remix of the 1960's theme]
      Superman: Ugghh... [facepalm]
    • Mary-Jane's reason for breaking up with Peter? He cries too much.
  • The first appearance of the Incredible Hulk.
    Batman: [having just finished a conversation with Thor] So, are we just gonna do this every time a superhero comes along?
    Superman: Probably. Feels like we always do.
    Hulk: [from outside the window] Not always! Hulk saaaad! [Hulk runs away crying]
    Superman: Aw, he'll be fine. He just gets really moody.
  • Darth Vader, after blowing up the Starship Enterprise:
    Darth Vader: Oh, we are going to get so much crap for that.
    • And then Spock Prime appears and gives the vulcan nerve pinch
    Darth Vader: Nooooooooooooooo!
  • The way the different Bonds argue over who should shoot the cameraman at the beginning of the Casino Royale episode creates the impression that they treat him like a plaything. The cameraman also doesn't bother running away during the argument, or shooting one of the Bonds, as if he knows by this point that he can't escape one of their guns.
    Pierce Brosnan: Wait just a minute. Let me shoot him just one last time.
    Daniel Craig: You've had your turn! I get to shoot.
    Roger Moore: No, no. I believe I should get to shoot him.
    George Lazenby: No, I want to shoot him! Let me! Just once.
    Sean Connery: I was the original and the best! I get to shoot him.
    [Timothy Dalton and Woody Allen join in the argument, until Daniel Craig screams in impatience and quickly runs up to the camera, shooting the cameraman himself.]
    • And Bond suggesting that they take Le Chiffre, knowing that he's guilty, into custody NOW rather than risking him winning the money in the poker tournament (thus erasing all the action-packed events that make up the plot).
      M: [after Le Chiffre is arrested] You see how boring that was, James?
      Bond: [shrugs]
    • Earlier, when M explains the plot in question to an unenthused Bond:
      Bond: You want me to play cards against him.
      M: Yes. So that he will lose.
      Bond: Will the tournament be fixed?
      M: No. You must win fair and square. So play cards well, or we will have funded international terrorism.
      M: ... and we'll be right back where we started... except for your testicles.
    • And the ending:
      Vesper: I love you, James! Now I must kill myself for no reason!-BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB...
      Bond: But I killed all the bad guys!!
  • From Pacific Rim:
    • When the world leaders are debating on what to do about the breach:
    British PM: I say we nuke the kaiju as soon as one is detected!
    Japanese PM: I say we build the giant robots as big as kaiju, so that we can watch them fight!
  • Toy Story 3, with Andy changing his mind about his toys and taking them back from Bonnie.
    Andy: Okay-I-changed-my-mind-I-love-these-toys-you-can't-have-them-I'm-taking-them-all-back-[drives away]-SEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...
    Bonnie: ...[starts crying]
    Andy: Hahahahahahaha! I can't believe I almost gave you guys away! We're gonna go to college! It's gonna be great! You guys are the best!
    Woody: ...[all toys pop out of the box] And we've been alive this whole time!
    • Immediately followed by a The End screen with a Suspiciously Similar Song version of "You Got A Friend In Me" playing over it:
      You just wrecked your car/You just wrecked your car/Your toys are talkin', think you've lost your mind/And you just wrecked your car!
    • And then an injured Andy seeing Sully and Wall E in his dorm room and questioning his sanity.
  • In Iron Man 3, Tony Stark noticing that the plot is remarkably similar to that of The Incredibles;
    Tony: You're Syndrome and I'm Mr Incredible.
    Killian: This is not the same, I can breathe fire!
    Tony: I even have a black friend who helps me fight crime. And he has a super-suit!
    Killian: [shocked] Oh my gosh, this is totally The Incredibles...
    • Thor's response after hearing that Tony blew up all his armor.
      Sayeth whaaaaaaat!?
    • With Tony out of commission, the Avengers need a replacement. Who do they choose? Extremis!Pepper.
      Tony: She can't replace me! I am Iron Man, you hear me!? I AM Iron Man!
      Steve: So is JARVIS!
    • Superman exclaims that even if Tony and Batman retire from super heroics, he's "just getting started!" To Batman's disgust, Superman also removes his Underwear of Power before everyone else's eyes, and tosses it to him, asking him to "take care of these."
    • Bruce and Tony being somewhat dejected when they ponder if they're retired or not;
      Iron Man: I am Iron Man.
      Batman: I'm Batman.
  • Their Man of Steel episode is quite hilarious.
    • Instead of going to a random priest for advice, Clark decides to consult his SPACE DAD!
    • Admiral Ackbar suddenly pops up in Zod's ship to deliver his Catch Phrase everybody remembers him for.
    • Superman and Batman later discuss what would have happened should Supes fight Zod and co. on land (which is what actually happens in the movie).
      Batman: Can you imagine if you had to fight those guys on land?
      Superman: Oh my gosh! Thousands of people might have died!
      Batman: Plus billions of dollar of property damages.
      Superman: I can't pay that kind of debt on a Daily Planet salary. I mean, you could, because you're-
      Batman: Because I'm Batman?
      Superman: ... I was gonna say rich.
      Batman: I am also rich. [beat]. I'm rich Batman.
      Superman: Oh my gosh! You know, some might thing that's getting a little annoying.
      Batman: Oh, well, what are gonna do about it? Snap my neck?
      Superman: I could if I wanted to!
    • Aquaman's appearance in the "thanks for watching" section note :
    Aquaman: Hey. Hey Clark. You thinking about your childhood? You look like you're thinking about your childhood... Well, I'll be over here if anyone needs me... [whispers] Justice Leeeeeeaaaague...
  • In the "Thanks For Watching" segment of Star Trek Into Darkness, the scene starts out as a parody of Uhura speaking in Klingon, then the Klingon she was speaking to speaks in English, saying "I'll take it from here.", voiced by the Honest Trailers narrator himself!
  • In their "How World War Z Should Have Ended," Lori shows up at the end doing what she does best: "Where is Carl?"
    Shaun of the Dead: OK, ship all the non essentials back on the helicopters.
    [camera pans out to show the stars of pretty much every zombie series including Ash from Evil Dead and Rose McGowan with her gun leg still onboard the carrier]
    Lori Grimes: Where's Carl!?
    Shaun: How did you get off the helicopter?
    • In The Stinger, Brad Pitt sings, "Just A Lonely Brad Pitt". A zombie interrupts him and says, "HEY! That's MY song." When Brad apologizes, the zombie asks, "Who said that?"note 
  • The Eleventh Doctor visits the Super Cafe. Including moments like Batman saddened over the loss of Amy, the Doctor calling out Superman for the infamous final scene of Man of Steel, and Batman somehow getting in the TARDIS and trying to hit on Clara (with the Doctor shooing him out).
  • Thor: The Dark World:
    • In the Cold Open, Heimdall abusing the power of his all-seeing eyes to watch Jane bathe.
    • In the beginning, Jane proves that Loki is Faking the Dead:
      Jane: Yeah, I'm not buying it. Here: [kicks Loki in the nuts]
      Loki: [cries out in pain] REALLY!? Okay, you caught me, alright!? I'm not dead! Jeez! Right in the berries...!
    • Loki hanging out with The Joker and General Zod in the Villain Pub! And this exchange as Hannibal Lecter walks past:
      Hannibal: I always liked Odin.
      Loki: Pfft, you would.
    • Loki pointing out to Zod that if he'd just colonised Mars he could have saved his entire race.
      Zod: You're blowin' my mind, Lok!
    • In The Stinger, Thor getting stood up at the cafe by Superman and Batman. Cue the two of them childishly giggling outside the window.
  • In Frozen, Grand Pabbie, pretty much voices most if not entire fandom, attempting to explain to Elsa's parents why shutting her away/teaching her to fear her powers is a terrible idea.
    Grand Pabbie: Oh, wow. You guys are bad parents.
    • He then decides that the best idea is to take Elsa to see Professor Charles Xavier. After a Time Skip, she leads her classmates in singing her Signature Song, "Let it Go".
      • With Wolverine joining in! And forcing a reluctant Iceman to join in, too!
  • During the end credits of "The LEGO Movie HISHE", Lego Batman sings and dances to a rendition of "Everything Is Awesome" called "Everything Is Batman".
    Everything is Batman
    Everything is cool when you're Ba-a-atman
    Everything is Batman
  • Aliens Ripley has the foresight to use a motion tracker to scan for the Alien upon arriving at the Sulaco. It is easily detected, and all surviving humans (including Newt) unleash entire Pulse Rifle magazines upon it when it tries to come down from the landing gear.
    Newt: You're mostly dead now... mostly.
    • Followed by "But since that didn't happen here's how it should have ended"
      [Ripley holds onto the ladder as the robot suit, the alien, her friend and Newt get sucked out into space]
      Bishop: Why would you do this Ripleeeey!
      Newt: I thought you loved meeeeeee!
      Ripley: I don't know! I'm sorry! I thought my arm could withstand the entire vacuum of spaaaace!
      [Ripley's arm gets ripped off and she gets sucked out into space as well]
  • Batman setting up a knock knock joke for Superman.
    Batman: Knock knock.
    Superman: Whose there?
    Batman: Beak.
    Superman: Beak who-Oh gosh...
    Batman: Because I'm Batman!
    • The funniest part being Supes realizing as he said "Beak" what the punchline was going to be.
  • In Godzilla (2014), a large crowd starts applauding Godzilla for saving the city and start hailing him as a hero. Superman sees this happening over the news and flies towards San Francisco to vent his frustrations. And the news report changes to say SUPE'S STILL JELLY.
    Superman: When Godzilla destroys half the city and kills the unstoppable threat to save the world, everyone cheers! But when I do it, everyone gets all grouchy and judgemental. I see how it is. Hey, way to go Godzilla! You killed those awful creatures that only wanted to breed! You know who else wanted to procreate at the expense of humanity? Zod! That's right. You're welcome!
    • Before this, there's the appearance Gypsy Danger, charging Godzilla.
    Raleigh: Okay, there's a Cat 5 Kaiju in San Francisco, we've combined our memories, and we're ready to fight!
    Mako: Right!
    Raleigh: Alright guys, let's do this! GYPSY! DANGER!
  • From the very end of their Batman Begins video.
    Rachel: I came here to break up with you.
    Bruce: Were we dating?
    Rachel: It's because of your mask.
    Bruce: My Batmask?
    Rachel: No, your face is your mask, and the Batmask is your real face, because it's not what's underneath, but what you do, and what you do now is Batman. So that's your face.
    Bruce: This is really confusing. This is my face. Just like that is your [Rachel suddenly switches from Katie Holmes to Maggie Gyllenhaal] WHAT IS HAPPENING??
    • And of course, the scene before the end.
      Gordon: Why haven't we felt any effects?
      Man: Must be a compound that has to be absorbed through the lungs.
      Gordon: That explains why my wife flipped out on spaghetti night! [cue scene of Gordon's wife screaming in sheer horror at the sight of her son turning into Joffrey Baratheon outside her window.]
  • The Avengers' over-the-top reactions to Ultron's attempts at making Disney songs sound creepier than originally intended.
    Black Widow: Make him stop...! You are ruining my childhood!
    Iron Man: Is nothing sacred? Think of the Children!!
  • "Lego Batman is Jelly". It takes place after The LEGO Movie, and it has Batman being...well, Batman, and asking Lucy why she left him for Emmet, highlighting how much cooler he is and asking if she's "okay with settling for someone so... un-hot?" Cue Lego!Star-Lord walking in (we understand that this IS Emmet) and making Batman look totally obsolete in comparison.
    Emmet/Star-Lord: I've come a long way from the days I hung out at the park for recreation.
  • "How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended" has the Guardians sitting with Batman and Superman at the Superhero Cafe.
    • Also Quill's reaction to everything he missed out after the 80's.
      Quill: I got this new thing called "iPod". It's got like a bazillion songs on it.
      iPod: ♪You got a butt, I've got a butt~(8)♪
      Quill: You guys sing about butts a lot now. Why do you do that?
      Superman: I don't know.
      Batman: Music got weird.
    • During the entire conversation at the café, Peter realizes they also adapted all his favorite cartoons from the 80's (Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, G.I. Joe) and gets excited about them. Hours later...
      Quill: [completely disappointed after watching all of them] Aww... Well, now I know. [optimistically] And Knowing Is Half the Battle.
      Seedling Groot: I am Groot.
    • Also Peter Hand Waves all the questions relating to his Disappeared Dad.
      Batman: I feel like he's conveniently dodging this topic.
    • Cue a back and forth between seedling Groot and Batman which consists entirely of:
      Batman: I'm Batman!
      Seedling Groot: I am Groot!
    • In one of the Alternate Endings, Ronan actually gets to destroy the planet, and then cuts to him celebrating with the other villains at the Villain Pub. With him there're also Loki, The Joker, Voldemort, Maleficent, John Harrison, The Wicked Witch of the West and Megatron.
      Emperor Palpatine: That's my jam!
    • Drax takes Peter's advice to "give a crap".
  • The Days of Future Past video provides a look at a Super Cafe conversation from The '70s (complete with Superman and Batman wearing retro costumes).
    Superman: Move really fast, reverse time, save everyone... that sounds groovy! I'm gonna have to try that some day.
    Batman: Yeah except for it to work, Kitty has to hold that pose for like days!
    [Cut to 2024!Kitty still phasing Logan]
    Kitty: I have to pee SO BAD!!!
    [Cut back to 1974]
    Xavier: I didn't even think about that. Poor girl!
  • From The Phantom Menace:
    Queen Amidala: The Naboo system has been invaded by the droid armies of the Trade Federation.
    Lott Dod: I object! There is no proof!
    Queen Amidala: Actually there is, like, so much proof. [proceeds to give all proofs, followed with the presence of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan as eyewitnesses, regarding Trade Federation's invasion]
    Chancellor Valorum: [to Lott Dod and other Trade Federation's senators] Well holy crap, you guys! This ends now! [to everyone else] Send reinforcements immediately!
    Palpatine: [reluctantly, as everyone else is cheering and applauding on Valorum's command] Haha... yay!
    • Also, Darth Maul's reaction when many other Jedi Council members appear to fight him instead of just Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan as in the movie.
    • After the credits, the Call-Forward to Revenge of the Sith:
      Darth Maul: It's over, Obi-Wan! I have the high ground.
      Obi-Wan: ...
      Darth Maul: Don't try it.
      [Obi-Wan tries to jump out of the pit, Maul bisects him]
      Obi-Wan: I immediately regret my decision!
  • From their "And the Reboot goes On" video:
    Superman: I'm so over reboots!
    Batman: You... you just had a reboot.
    Superman: Uh...
    Batman: I'm gonna reboot with you when we get mad and fight for two hours!
    Superman: OK.
    [Aquaman appears on the outside]
    Aquaman: I want a reboot! Can I get all tatted up and wear guy-liner?
    Batman: Uh... sure. Ok.
    Aquaman: Allrighty, then! Well, see you later!
  • How Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Should Have Ended
    • Raph tries to intimidate April with his "Batman voice", which Batman hears and serves him a subpoena. Because he's Batman!
    • Spider-Man shows up, and multiple comparisons are made between his movies and the Ninja Turtles one are made.
      Donatello: This is a plagiristic monstrosity! We're totally copying the adventures of Spider-Man.
      Raphael: Yeah, and not even the good ones.
    • The Lizard and Shredder's gasses combine and form a new one that turns everyone in the city into Mutant Ninja Turtles. Specifically, all the old versions.
      Michelangelo: Hey bros, is it just me, or do all those Turtles look better than us?
    • The video for the sequel has got to be their most abrupt video ever, with the turtles simply using their lethal ninja weapons as, well, actual lethal ninja weapons to kill Kraang.
      Leonardo: Well, alright then. I guess we're not h-
      THE END
  • How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended:
    • Harry Osborn at his father's sick bed:
      Norman Osborn: Retro-viral hyperplasia. I never told you... it's genetic.
      Harry Osborn: You've known that all this time and you pick now to tell me?
      Norman Osborn: You think I care about you!? Look at my fingernails! My skin is peeling off like a goblin!
      Harry Osborn: Ugh, gross. You know what? I'm not even gonna over-react to this. You've lived a pretty long life, plus we have tons of money.
      Norman Osborn: Goblin disease! It's coming for yooooooou!
      Harry Osborn: You're really weird, dad.
      Norman Osborn: I hate you son, here, have my life's work. [Throws a USB towards him]
    • Return of the Negligent Weird-Experiment Running Scientists:
      Scientist 1: Tank's full of eels. You close the lid for the weekend?
      Scientist 2: Yes, it's probably alright.
      Scientist 3: Here's a bright idea; why don't you make sure the lid is closed before someone falls in from three-storeys up and electrically mutates the crap out of themselves just because you were too lazy to safely run this electric eel power-plant?
      Scientist 2: Ugh, fine.
      [Scientist 2 closes the lid.]
      Scientist 2: Hey, looks like a guy up there.
      [Moments after, Max Dillon falls into view, slams into the closed lid, bounces off and crashes into the ground, obviously very injured]
      Scientist 2: Hey look, someone almost did fall in the tank!
      [Max screams in agony]
  • The Jurassic World video consists of applying Reality Ensues to various scenes in the movie. It also has the dinosaurs talk and otherwise act sentient, following the lead of How Jurassic Park Should Have Ended, which leads to a scene near the end where one of the raptors is Dual Wielding machine guns.
    We're free, suckers!
    • The I-Rex convincing the Raptors to join it.
      Blue: Rar! We're trained and we're hunting you!
      Echo: Yeah! Nothing you say will make us briefly take your side!
      Charlie: YEAH!
      I-Rex: Hey you know what? I think we should team up and eat more humans. What do you think?
      Blue:...Well that makes things different then, doesn't it?
      Echo: You're very persuasive!
      Delta(?): Where'd you get your education?
  • How Inside Out Should Have Ended does a good job in showing how much of the events of that film could've been avoided. Special mention goes to Bing Bong telling Riley about what has been going on in her head, and Riley getting a Heroic B.S.O.D. causing the emotions' HQ to blow up, and The Stinger set in the memory pit when Bing Bong notices that Joy is crying, and wonders if she has her own emotions. We zoom in to see that Joy's emotions all look like her, and Joy says that they shouldn't think about that.
    • We get two song parodies: "Don't You Forget About Bing-Bong" and a lawyer-friendly version of The Twilight Zone theme song during the shot of Joy's emotions.
  • Anakin's reaction to Padme telling him that she's pregnant in Revenge of the Sith in true Vader fashion. Even blowing his cover on their secret marriage while telling everyone the good news.
    • In the same video, rather than fighting Obi-Wan with lightsabers, Grievous orders his battle droids to shoot Obi-Wan to death since they've already surrounded him and outnumber him. Grievous laughs at his victory, and then coughs.
    • On the way over to confront Palpatine, Mace Windu instructs his three other Jedi companions (Saesee Tiin, Agen Kolar, and Kit Fisto) that they should make sure to be on their guard, as they are dealing with a Sith Lord and that they shouldn't just let Palpatine "stab [them] slowly or something stupid like that." As a result, when the scene later cuts to Palpatine taking out his lightsaber and lunging at them, the Jedi quartet simply rebuffs his attack and strike him down through multiple blows with their collective lightsabers, ending the fight instantly.
    • After Mace and the other three Jedi that accompany him succeed in killing Palpatine/Darth Sidious, Darth Jar-Jar shows up and claims that he's the actual lord of the Sith, and gets killed by Mace Windu, who says, "Enough is enough! I've had it with these nerf-herding Sith Lords, in this nerf-herding Senate!"
    • The final segment has Anakin throwing lava at Obi-Wan, yelling that he now has the "LAVA GROUND!"
  • Mortal Kombat: "Liu Kang vs. Pink Scorpion!"
    Liu Kang: *Turns into a dragon and eats Pink Scorpion*
    Shang Tsung: "What the- What the BEEP man?"
  • In The Force Awakens we find out the real reason Kylo Ren never met Anakin's ghost: He's too busy celebrating how he has a grandson
    • Supreme Leader Snoke is Gollum.
    • When the Resistance puts up the holograms showing the two Death Stars with the Starkiller Base beneath the two of them, it looks just like the Mickey Mouse logo. Leia can't be bothered calling it "Starkiller Base" because it's just a bigger Death Star.
    • Kylo Ren singing the Imperial March theme after knocking out Rey during the final lightsaber duel.
    • The Millenium Falcon crashing into Starkiller Base. At lightspeed.
      Leia: Well, so much for that idea...
    • In one segment, when Finn holds Phasma at gunpoint and has her drop the shields of Starkiller Base, she responds with this:
    Phasma: Oh, did you say, "shut down the shields"? (presses a button) I thought you said, "alert everyone to your presence".
    Han: Chewie... we're screwed.
    • Luke Skywalker appearing out of nowhere at the last second, popping up behind Kylo Ren and stabbing him through the abdomen, then sending him toppling to his death before he can do the same to Han. Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
      Luke: SURPRISE!
    • Han's reaction counts, too:
      Han: WHHHYYYYY? [angry] WHY!? Where did you come from, Luke!?
      Luke: Got bored on my island. Why didn't you shoot first, man?
      Han: He was my BOY!
      Luke: He was going to kill you.
      Han: How do you know that!?
      Han: [sigh] Leia's gonna be pissed.
    • Luke and Rey's meeting, shown in both the original and "alternate" HISHE videos:
      Luke: Wow, you're hot!
      Rey: What!? Gross! We could be related!
      Luke: (beat) Never bothered me before.
      Rey: Okay! Bye!
    • The entire Shout-Out to Step Brothers in The Stinger:
      Finn: Let's play a game. On the count of three, name your favourite creature. Don't even think about it, just name it. Ready?
      Poe: Okay.
      Finn: One, two, three.
      Both: Rancor!
      Poe: Hottest clothing in the galaxy?
      Both: Slave Leia costume!
      Finn: If you were a chick, who's the one guy in the whole galaxy you'd sleep with?
      Both: Lando Calrissian!
      Finn: WHAT!?
      Poe: Did we just become best friends!?
      Finn: YEP!
      Finn: YEP!
      [TIE Fighter is hit]
  • Thor's cameo in Attack of the Clones due to his relationship with Natalie Portman's character in his own movie.
    [After Anakin jumps off the gunship after Padme is knocked off overboard]
    Obi-Wan: I hate it when he does that.
    [Thor enters the scene]
    Thor: I would've done the same thing.
  • Of course Deadpool would have funny moments.
    • Captain America shows up to call out Deadpool's filthy mouth and beat up the thugs.
    • Deadpool comments on some of HISHE's shortcuts, like Batman never changing his sitting and holding coffee pose and how they've used the same busy road background since 2007.
    • Deadpool crashes the Villain Pub. Palpatine tells him he's not allowed as he still has good in him. Deadpool reluctantly agrees, but he leaves the old Deadpool from X-Men Origins: Wolverine, horrifying Palpatine, Voldemort, and the Joker.
      Palpatine: Nobody likes that Deadpool!
    • Deadpool's comeback when Superman claims he doesn't kill all his enemies.
  • From the LEGO HISHE of The Force Awakens, Finn wonders what would have happened if Kylo Ren had found Luke Skywalker first, cutting to an Imagine Spot of Kylo and several Stormtroopers arriving on Ahch-to to confront him. He gets absolutely mauled by Luke (complete with a good old-fashioned spanking), then Kylo is literally dragged back to Han and Leia with the Force.
    Luke: I'm taking you home to your parents!
    Kylo Ren: No, NO!
    Luke: You're gonna be grounded for the rest of your life.
    Kylo Ren (being Force-dragged away by Luke): I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!
    (cut back to Admiral Ackbar)
    Admiral Ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!
    (All Resistance members quietly look at him)
    Admiral Ackbar (walking away): I just wanted to be included...
    • Even funnier, after Luke has beaten Kylo Ren and killed every single Stormtrooper, he starts spanking him with a Stormtrooper's baton and tells to "say uncle"!
      Kylo Ren: Grandfather! Grandfather, help me!!
      Force-ghost!Anakin Skywalker: I'm sorry, kid. But I'm totally on Luke's side, y'know? (high-fives Luke)
      Luke: Thanks, Dad.
  • From The Jungle Book:
    • Raksha and her cubs mistaking the baby basket for a picnic basket, to Bagheera's horror.
    • During the end credits, Baloo sings a parody of "The Bare Necessities" about wolves eating people.
    • In The Stinger, Kaa ensnares Winnie the Pooh, and the two of them realize they sound exactly the same (since Disney always uses the same voice actor for them: Sterling Holloway in the '60s, and Jim Cummings after his death).
  • From Ant-Man:
    • Batman and Ant-Man get into an argument when Scott says "Because I'm Ant-Man". When Ant-Man throws a challenge to Batman, he accepts... and promptly shrinks down to a tiny size, leaving everyone flabbergasted as to how he can do it.
      "Because I'm BATMAN!"
    • One comment gave us this little gem:
      "Batman: Can reverse engineer a shrinking suit just by looking at it...and morph it into his own suit...while sitting down...and not moving."
  • From Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice:
  • From Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull After Credits: Han Solo's cameo.
    Han Solo: My strange son is an evil space wizard and I fell off a bridge.
    Doctor: I QUIT!
  • From Finding Nemo:
    Crush: Wrong way, dudes!
    Marlin: We know!
    Sebastian: Wrong movie!
    Aquaman: Wrong universe!
  • From Captain America: Civil War:
    • When Bucky is trying to run away in a helicopter and Steve is holding on to both the railing and the helicopter, he kisses his biceps. This causes Bucky to yell "Too sexy!" and the helicopter crashes as a result.
    • During the second segment, how does Cap handle the Sokovia Accords? He crosses the name out, re-titles it the "Tony Accords", and changes some conditions to limit only Tony Stark, due to his recklessness. Even General/Secretary Ross ends up agreeing to it.
    • When Peter Parker tells Tony about the reason that he is Spider-Man, Tony says that it misses a certain choice of phrasing...
      Tony: No. That's not it.
      Peter: It's-It's not?
      Tony: That's not the line. Come on. Say it right.
      Peter: What line?
      Tony: You know.
      Peter: With great power Comes Great Responsibility?
      Tony: There it is!
    • A great bit of Black Comedy comes in after Rhodey's fall to earth:
      Tony: Gimme vitals.
      F.R.I.D.A.Y. (Stark's new AI): Oh, he's dead.
      Tony: RHODES!!!!!!!!
      [Smash Cut to Rhodey's grave, which reads "Fell 15,000 feet in a metal suit going 400 MPH..."]
    • It comes in again during the final battle when Tony shoots his blasters at full force at Steve and Bucky, killing them. It is also worth noting that, while Rhodey gets a dramatic choir as his funeral music, Steve and Bucky get a bagpipe solo.
      Steve's grave: Threw a mighty shield. When his girlfriend died, Cap didn't hesitate to make out with her niece.
      Bucky's grave: He just wanted some plums.
    • In the sequence before the above, after Tony calms down enough after Bucky apologizes to him for murdering Tony's parents, he starts to cut Zemo out of the room he's hiding in, and bring him in to the authorities, while Zemo rants about his plan falling apart.
      Tony: [sigh] Get him out of there. Let's go.
      Zemo: NO!!! You were supposed to collapse from the inside! I was lucky enough that Stark even showed up at the same time you to watch this video, and now you're totally foiling my plans! C'MON!!
      [Black Panther, who was eavesdropping on the situation to see if Bucky was innocent sneaks away]
    • In the last segment, in a combination of this and awesome, Bucky takes advantage of himself breaking out of his restraints while Zemo goes through the Russian trigger phrases to make Bucky go into Winter Soldier mode by plugging his ears and making noise to prevent Zemo's words from activating the Winter Soldier mode.
      Bucky: I'm sorry, were you saying something?
      Zemo: NO!! [gets tackled by Steve/Captain America]
    • When Cap gets angry at the rest of the superheroes singing his song once again, Tony jokes that Cap must have become HYDRA, in reference to Cap being revealed to be HYDRA in Nick Spencer's Captain America (the next issue revealed that it was the result of a Cosmic Retcon, of course.)
      Cap: NO! Why would— Why would you think that!?
    • Black Panther is told to go over to Team Cap's table, where Superman and Batman are sitting. Panther wants Batman's seat...
      Black Panther: Move, or you will be moved.
      Batman: Not a chance, Cat-Man. Do you know why?
      Black Panther: Why?
      Batman: Because I'm BATMAN!
    • After Superman gets up to let Black Panther have his seat, it turns out a shrunk Ant-Man had been stuck under him the whole time. "I have seen things..."
    • Special mention goes to The Stinger, in which Zemo is revealed to have brought Steve and Tony to the Siberian base because he ships Stony.
    • In the Alternate Civil War HISHE, Black Panther, a depowered Iron Man and Zemo leave Siberia in Black Panther's jet. They all sit in the cockpit, which is too small for them. Tony makes an unfortunate comparison with Batman to Black Panther, who doesn't take it well. Zemo also chooses this moment to taunt Tony and the ensuing scuffle causes Black Panther's jet to lose altitude. Black Panther has enough of this, and decides to join Captain America once they're done with Zemo.
  • X-Men: Apocalypse:
    • Erik's erm... blunt way of tucking his daughter in.
    Nina: Are they going to take you away?
    Erik: No, of course not... but you are most likely going to die.
    Nina: What!?
    Erik: And your mother too. It's going to be really, really sad.
    Nina: But why!?
    • During the scene when Erik's daughter is freaking out, most of the cops are suddenly crushed by Gandalf (wearing a Magneto helmet no less) on an Eagle. The stray arrow hits Boromir instead of Erik's daughter.
    • Quicksilver has so much extra time that he goes to save the Marvel Cinematic Universe Quicksilver from Avengers: Age of Ultron from getting killed.
      Quicksilver: Bet you didn't see that coming.
    • When Jean Grey goes to free Wolverine, she instead frees... Deadpool.
      Deadpool: Surprise! What!? You were expecting another tacked-on Wolverine cameo? Well, this is awkward. You're probably wondering: how did I get here? Well, talking heads, that's simple: Time travel. [shows that Cable is with him] Someone has to save this franchise! [draws his katanas] Well, it's slicey dicey time. [goes to kill the guards]
    • When Quicksilver reveals he's Magneto's son, he literally drops everything and rushes to everyone announcing that he has a son, including Darth Vader.
      Magneto: Charles! Do you have a son!?
      Charles: No, Erik, not at this time.
      Magneto: Mystique! Do you have a son!?
      Mystique: [uncertainly looking at Nightcrawler] Uhhh...
      Magneto: I have a son!
      Apocalypse: You are all my children.
      Magneto: Shut up, Apocalypse! It's not always about you!
    • When Jean Grey unleashes the Phoenix Force on Apocalypse:
      Mystique: I'm supposed to be the Girl on Fire...
    • Magneto, Storm and Cyclops start attacking Apocalypse alongside Jean's Phoenix Force (meanwhile all Beast can do is growl and point his claws at him). Then Weapon X!Wolverine appears... to stab Jean with his claws.
      Wolverine: Oh, am I too early? Kitty send me back in time and I'm really confused.
      Jean Grey: [faintly] You stabbed me...
      Wolverine: How did I end up with Stryker again? I though Mystique saved me? How is this even possible? [to Jean, whispering] You look so different.
    • Mystique's reaction to the above is to ask Charles Xavier "Is he with you?", to which he says "I thought he was with you," in a Shout-Out to Batman and Superman having the same conversation in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
    • Xavier utters the more polite "Well, poop" instead of the more obvious "Well, shit."
    • The X-Men telling Apocalypse that he doesn't want to kill everyone, but actually yearns to be a makeover artist, citing all the awesome cosmetic changes he gave to his Horsemen. It then cuts to Apocalypse with Voldemort in a barber shop, making him grow a nose, a stronger jawline, a beard, and long flowing hair.
    • Superman's and Batman's anxious facial expressions reveal that they consider Professor X and Magneto to be absolutely nuts.
      Batman: So, you guys aren't going to disagree anymore?
      Professor X: Oh no, we will ride this merry-go-round to our graves!
      Magneto: Just before that, we'll time-travel and start it all over again!
      [Professor X and Magneto laugh merrily together]
    • Because X-Men: Apocalypse is set in The '80s, Mystique shapeshifts into Michael Keaton's Bruce Wayne to ward off Batman's amorous advances.
  • The alternate ending to Ghostbusters (1984) where Ray Stantz actually says "yes" when Gozer asks if he is a god. Gozer then acts like a shy nebbish wanting to make friends and the Ghostbusters use Ray's lie to trick the Sumerian deity into walking into a ghost trap.
  • Pinocchio starring Terminator:
    • When T-800 meets puppet master Stromboli:
      Stromboli: How would you like to be the star of Stromboli's Puppet Show?
      T-800: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
      Stromboli: ... What.
    • The fairy finds T-800 in the cage.
      Fairy: T-800, I can tell you're lying.
      T-800: They are not lies, they are True Lies!
    • When T-800 finds out Gepetto has been eaten by Monstro, he puts on sunglasses, pulls out a shotgun and declares "It's time to go whale hunting". Then it cuts to Gepetto inside Monstro's stomach and T-800 rides in on a motorcycle and says Come with Me If You Want to Live. Then it cuts to Monstro, who explodes and T-800 and Gepetto fly away.
      T-800: Hasta la vista, whaley.
      [Monstro's fin turns into a thumbs up as he sinks]
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
    • When Krang appears, Leo immediately stabs him. The other turtles react in shock that they can actually use their weapons to harm others.
    • As result of the above, the turtles start using other weapons, ending with Mikey firing a gun into Krang, to which the other turtles tell him that's too far and "this is a kids movie". Only to cut to Bebop & Rocksteady looking down their pants and April in a schoolgirl uniform, also telling him that it's a kids movie.
  • Suicide Squad (2016):
    • When Amanda Waller demonstrates Enchantress' powers, she leaves a briefcase containing Enchantress' heart and her brother Incubus' artifact open. So of course Enchantress takes its contents and stabs Waller in the heart in one swoop.
    • June Moone finds Enchantress's statue and decides to... preserve it, because she's a good archeologist (emphasis hers) and it looks delicate.
      Enchantress: [in a squeaky voice] Aw nuts.note 
    • Batman captures the Joker and Harley Quinn, just like the actual movie... but this time by using his Batman GO app game, and singing his own version of the Pokémon song:
      I wanna be the very best
      Batman ever was!
      To fight crime is my real test
      Justice is my cause!
      Batman GO!
      Gotta catch 'em all!

      [Batman goes to save Joker and Harley from drowning after crashing and punches Harley like in the actual movie, but this time before she can attack him with a knife]
      Shoot at me and I'll punch you
      Batman GO!
      Batman GO!!!
    • When Rick Flagg exposits how Katana's sword traps the souls of those she kills, Harley excitedly asks if they'll see this in action. When Katana says no, Diablo understandably asks why Flag even brought it up in the first place.
    • When Harley attempts to escape on the Joker's aircraft and Rick Flagg discovers that her Explosive Leash was disabled, Waller scolds him reminding him that he still has a gun, so he just shoots Harley dead.
    • The way one of the "endings" is just the rest of the team telling Diablo that it's a bit premature for him to call them "family" since they only met each other that day, up until Incubus takes the opportunity to attack them.
    • In the scene where Killer Croc throws explosives into Enchantress' weapon, Captain Boomerang instead offers to throw explosives, forgetting that he's used to throw boomerangs, and as such the explosives return to him and explode.
    • The words on Deadshot's neck say "Get Jiggy With It."
    • When all is said and done, Harley proposes a place to go for drinks: the Villain Pub. Where the Joker is the featured artist.
      The Joker: ♫ I started a joke... ♫
      General Zod: What is his problem?
      The Joker: ♫ But they cut me out of my movie! ♫
      Loki: Oh, the cutting room blues.
      The Joker: ♫ Now I finally see / That the joke was on me. ♫
    • The squad gets thrown out of the pub after Palpatine points out that they saved the world, and as such they're heroes.
  • Villain Pub – The Boss Battle:
    • The pub's new theme song. "Sometimes you wanna go WHERE EVERYBODY HATES YOUR FAAAAAAAACE..."
    • The first lines of dialogue:
      Voldemort: Holy CRAP, it's Batman!
      Batman: Hey, what's up? Found your little clubhouse.
    • And where has Thanos been this whole time? On the toilet.
      Loki: Are you sure you don't want to get in on this, Thanos?
      Thanos: Nah. Still not my time.
      Batman: [taking the Infinity Gauntlet] Then you won't mind if I borrow this?
      Thanos: OH NOW IT'S ON!
    • After Batman punches out Thanos, we cut back to Joker, who hasn't moved once:
      Joker: Okay, now this is just getting ridiculous.
      [cut to Batman, now carrying the Infinity Gauntlet, Loki's scepter, and his cup of coffee]
      Batman: Because I'm Batma-
      Joker: Shot-in-the-face!
      [shoots Batman]
      Joker: [evil laugh] Finally! I got you!
      [epic music swells as Batman rises, having caught the bullet with his teeth]
      Joker: Aw, come on...
    • Batman gets to punch the Joker so much that each time he starts to change back to his version from Batman: The Animated Series, then The Dark Knight, then the 1989 Batman film, then finally the '60s Batman series. He even has Cesar Romero's moustache!
      Voldemort: I think [Batman] is punching him back in time!
      Loki: Should we try to stop him?
      Voldemort: Not in this case. No, I don't think so.
      [they wait until Joker is in his Dark Knight version again]
    • Batman is about to be eaten by the shark from Jaws... when he suddenly appears at the Super Café, safe and telling Superman his story. When Superman asks how he managed to get free, Batman uses his "Because I'm Batman" schtick, but even then Superman is skeptic. It turns out that he was saved by Doctor Strange.
  • In the new, updated "Special Edition" of A New Hope:
    • When Luke asks Obi-Wan how his father died, it shows what would have happened if the latter had just straight-up told him that Darth Vader is his father. Hilarity Ensues.
    • Crossing over with CMOA, Obi-Wan curb stomps Darth Vader simply by remembering that he chopped off his legs.
      Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last...
      Darth Vader: [having apparently not heard that] When I left you I was but the learner... Now I am-
      Obi-Wan: [uses the Force] Are those made of metal? [crushes Vader's limbs, sending him to the floor] What is this, a breathing device? [crushes it]
      Darth Vader: No, I need that!
      Obi-Wan: What's with the helmet? Show your face, silly. [removes it] ...Oh my... ...someone has not aged well...
      Darth Vader: [wheezing] I hate you so much.
    • Earlier on, R2-D2 decides to stop the Stormtroopers from boarding the Tantive IV himself ("What do you mean, 'not if I have anything to say about it'?") — by whipping out a blaster from his rusty innards and shooting every single one of the Stormtroopers. And they ALL let out a Wilhelm Scream. It plays out almost like a Shoot 'em Up video game. And then Vader recognises him when he finally boards. Artoo makes a run for it.
      Rebel #1: That little droid did it!
    • When the two Imperial gunners see the fired escape pod with Artoo and Threepio in it — instead of listening when he is told to "hold your fire", he quickly blasts it down anyway.
      Officer: [stands up] Jensen, may I speak to you in my office?
    • Greedo suddenly realizing Dr. Cornelius Evazan and Ponda Baba must be worth quite a bounty if they've got a death sentence on them in twelve systems as they claim, and escorting them out at gunpoint.
      Evazan: Aw...! Yep. Shouldn't have said that out loud.
      Han Solo: I woulda just shot that guy.
    • During the mission briefing, Dodonna keeps snarking that the Rebel base is comprised because of Princess Leia's fault.
    • In The Stinger, Luke taking Obi-Wan's advice in the Death Star trench run a little too literally.
      Obi-Wan: Let go, Luke...
      Luke: [lets go of controls] Okaaaaay, I'm letting gooooo...
      Obi-Wan: No no, not like that, you IDIOT—
      Obi-Wan: [sigh] Skywalkers.
  • How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended:
    • Kaecilius and his men are approaching Kamar-Taj,note  with intent to storm the library and take the book on the Dark Dimension...until one of Kaecilius' Mooks opens a sling ring portal straight into the library and grabs it, remarking that they didn't even need to cross the courtyard.
      Mook: Hey, and there's an Infinity Stone just sitting here unattended as well! Do you want that too?
      Kaecilius: Holy crap, yes!
    • After a narrow encounter with another car, Stephen decides that texting while driving at incredibly fast speeds down a winding road at night might not be the best idea.
      Stephen: ♪Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm... driving responsibly 'cause I'm so smart! And I like my hands!
    • The Cloak of Levitation getting a little too enthusiastic over Kaecilius' henchman.
    • "Choose your weapons wisely." What exactly does Wong choose? A gun. Just like that last scary, serious wizard teacher.
      [Boom, Headshot]
      Wong: YES! Haha! WONG! [Cloak of Levitation drops on his shoulders out of nowhere]
    • Batman decides to try his luck with the newly-revived Ancient One.
      Batman: Hey, I'm Batman. Heard you like to dabble in the Dark Dimension. You wanna dabble in the...Dark Knight Dimension?
      Ancient One: Oh, you poor man.
      Batman: Hehehehehehe...hehe. I'm...I'm not poor.
    • Later Batman proves that he is not poor by demanding to pay Strange's bill and "accidentally" releasing a fountain of cash —and one Bat-Credit Card— from his wallet.
      Batman: Oh, I'm sorry. I have so much you know why!?
      Superman: ...Because your parents were ric—
      Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
    • Mordo's reduced to working as a waiter at the Cafe since he left Kamar-Taj.
      Mordo: The bill always comes due! [slaps down literal bill] That'll be 12.50.
  • Rogue One:
    • Vader's "dad joke" is lampshaded by Krennic. Vader takes it as if Krennic thinks he's a father and begins to be excited, only to be disappointed when he tells him it just means he did a bad pun.
      Vader: How... unfortunate. Because if I was a father, I'd be very excited about it.
    • When Darth Vader goes through Rebel soldiers near the end, he apologises for killing them.
      Darth Vader: What's up, noobs?
    • Saw gleefully agreeing that nothing about him makes any sense.
    • Chirrut turns his staff into a lightsaber and becomes a Jedi. Making it funnier is Baze being just as confused and questioning as someone viewing this scene would be.
      Chirrut: I am one with the Force, and the Force is with me. And now, I have a lightsaber!
      Baze: What the- Where did THAT come from?
      Chirrut: Jyn let me borrow her kyber crystal so I made my staff a lightsaber!
      Baze: When?!
      Chirrut: Don't worry about it! I'm a Jedi now and that's all there is too it!
    • The Rogue One team's U-wing honking like a truck when the crew stops by to pick up Jyn and Cassian.
      K-2SO: Congratulations: you are being rescued.
    • Also:
      K-2SO: You were about to make out with her! Do you know where she's been?
  • Although Logan is treated with a mix of awesome and heartwarming on top of sadness, it has some moments of humor.
    • Jean Grey's cameo.
    • Befitting to being a Les Misérables parody, the rest of the X-Men besides Wolverine, Xavier and Jean Grey (which, in a Brick Joke to the Frozen HISHE, include Elsa) appear waving flags with different versions of the X-Men logo on them, but Magneto simply uses his powers to move his flag's metalic pole.
    • The part of the song where they mention the X-Men film series' ups and downs:
      "Will you forget X2?
      How many
      Last Stands will there be?
      We tried to make
      X-Men Origins
      but just got more Wolverine
      First Class made the people sing
      Magneto vs. Bacon
      Then in the
      Days of Future Past happy ending comes
      Quicksilver then joins the team
      [Quicksilver winks and points to the viewer]
      Apocalypse does not succeed" ♫
      [Apocalypse crosses his arms and frowns]
    • The admission that Xavier killed the X-Men leads Xavier to just shrug and smile.
    • Deadpool's cameo. All of it.
      Deadpool: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [pulls up in the DeLorean] Not like this, you sexy scruffy man! [knocks Laura out of the way] 'Scuse me, little girl. [injects Wolverine with a syringe] Live! LIVE! [uses a defibrillator on Wolverine] Clear! [Wolverine revives] Oh thank God! That was a close one!
      Wolverine: What happened?
      Deadpool: We almost lost you there big guy! I can't let you go dying on me! We're just getting started! [Deadpool produces Wolverine's costume from the comics] Here, I brought you your tights and everything!
      Wolverine: Oh [Censor Box]
      Deadpool: Now you're getting it! Come on, let's go rub out butts on some glass!
    • And the Super Café is Deadpool doing just that much to Batman and Superman's disgust while Logan just walks away after Deadpool asks him to sing Supes' theme song.
    • That even Batman is getting tired of his catchphrase is quite amusing.
      Deadpool: Because I'm Buttman!
      Batman: Okay now that's just too far!
    • The parody of the Johnny Cash song "The Man Comes Around" that plays during the credits acknowledges that the song came out of nowhere.
  • In Super Cafe: The Last Trailer, Supes and Batman speculate that Rey's father will be David S. Pumpkins.
  • In How The LEGO Batman Movie should have ended, it's revealed that the whole movie was just Superman and Batman playing with LEGO at the café; Batman, ever the Manchild, throws a fit when Superman ruins his dramatic ending by bringing in the Justice League.
    Batman: ...I don't wanna play anymore.
  • The ending of How Moana Should Have Ended. Pairing HeiHei with Becky just makes too much sense...
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
    • The Arrow song
    Watch out, here comes my arrow!
    It flies super fast.
    And kills everyone!
    Watch out, here comes my arrow!
    Legolas sucks
    And Yondu is the one!
    • Batman and Groot start their "I'm Batman" vs "I am Groot" battle once more. This time, Yondu joins with "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!" And then... Mary Poppins appears.
    • One of the Ravagers shoots Yondu, then he and his buddy talk so long about doing it that Rocket shoots them both.
    • During the credits, the Abilisk of all things is playing music and singing the song.
  • How Wonder Woman Should Have Ended
    • Gramma Tala's cameo:
      Gramma Tala: I know a girl from an island/She stands apart from the crowd/She loves to see her- oh, I'm sorry this is the wrong island. My mistake!
      Diana: (bursting into song) I AM DIANAAAAAAAAAA!
    • Diana's famous moment of holding up the line is ruined by Wolverine leaping into battle...
      Wolverine: RAAAAAGH! I'm in this war too!
      German soldier: Oh shiza!
    • Batman's appearance:
      Batman: Hey, ladies! You wanna know my secret identity?
      Batgirl: Ew, gross! You're, like, friends with my dad!
  • How Spider-Man: Homecoming Should Have Ended
    • Thanos himself arrives at Peter's school via portal in response to Ned asking to be Peter's guy in the chair.
      Thanos: I'm the guy in the chair! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
    • When Peter is battling Toomes on the Damage Control truck, Karen activates the Instant Kill mode on the Spider-Man suit, much to Peter's shock.
      Peter: Why is that even a feature?! I'm only 15!
    • The various takes on Toomes threatening Peter.
    • After Andrew Garfield and Tobey McGuire show up, Spider-Man says that he's just happy that he's back with Marvel, and will never be replaced. Cue…
      Miles Morales: Yeah, don't be too sure about that!
    • May catches Peter in his Spider-Man suit, and is about to swear in shock... only for Captain America to shout, "Language!" and whack her with his mighty shield.
  • Pennywise visits the Villain Pub, a very 80's Villain Pub.
    • The Joker is portrayed by Jack Nicholson and instead of Voldemort it's Freddy Kruger.
  • The Villain Pub sing their version of The Twelve Days of Christmas. "On the first day of Christmas, my hatred did recall..."
    • Hela: Twelve Antlers Pointing
    • Zombies: Eleven Zombies Eating
    • Daleks: Ten Daleks Zapping
    • Loki: Nine Loki's Scheming
    • The Demodogs: Eight Dogs a Stranging
    • Voldemort: Seven Horcruxes
    • Thanos: Six Infinity Stones
    • The Joker: ALL FIVE JOKERS (represented by Caesar Romero, Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger, Jared Leto, and animated Mark Hamill)
    • Doctor Octopus and General Grevious: Four Robotic Arms
    • Slappy and Chucky: Three Creepy Dolls (at the start and end they're joined by the monkey from The Devil's Gift/Merlin's Shop of Mystial Wonders but through most of it they're joined by Annabelle.)
    • Palpatine: Two Sith Lords (changes through the video, starting with Senator Palpatine and Darth Maul, then he's replaced with Count Dooku, then Dooku get his hands chopped off, then he's replaced with Anakin Skywalker while Palpatine becomes the Emperor, then he's replaced with Darth Vader, ending on an unmasked Vader ready to throw him off the edge)
    • Sauron: And The One Ring to Rule Them All
  • Mary Poppins Starring Yondu is putting Yondu in Mary Poppins as if the characters in the movie are talking to Yondu. The great editing skills really made the whole clip hilarious:
    • Yondu measures Michael Banks with a tape measure and looks at the label and says, "Skinny. Good for thriving."
    • Yondu riding on a carousel of all things.
    • There's Mr. Banks trying to say the famous catchphrase only for Yondu to mess it up:
      Mr. Banks: Superca..uuhh
      Yondu: Ooobaleebaloobalooo
      Mr. Banks: Yes! Well done! You've said it!
    • There's also the part where Yondu and Mr. Banks confronted each other.
      Yondu: I know who you are!
      Mr. Banks: You don't know.
      Yondu: I know everything about you!
      (Mr Banks shakes his head)
      Yondu: I know you steal batteries that you don't need.
      Mr. Banks: What?
    • Then, there's The Stinger where Yondu carries Michael and tells him, "He may have been your father, boy. But he wasn't your daddy". Michael smiles only for Peter Quill to react vehemently.
      Peter: Uh...Hey!
  • "How Thor: Ragnarok Should Have Ended":